View Full Version : Anybody know how I could get $2,000?
The STE
07-19-2007, 10:58 PM
I need $2,000 for something. I don't need it at any particular time, although the more time goes by, the more likely it will be that I'll need more than $2,000. It's not important what it's for, but does anybody know of a way I could get $2,000? I tried the medical trial thing, but didn't meet the minimum weight requirements. So, it's either I bulk up some or think of something else. Any suggestions?
neverending
07-19-2007, 11:31 PM
Without trying to sound glib- thought of getting a job and earning the money?
X¤MurderDoll¤X
07-19-2007, 11:43 PM
I recently found out that you can't sell your body to science which pissed me right off.
The STE
07-19-2007, 11:43 PM
I don't have the time for a full-time job. When this next semester starts I'll be looking for an on-campus job, but a regular job isn't in the cards for now.
The STE
07-19-2007, 11:55 PM
Ok, I just did the math again including shipping costs, and if I did the purchase right this second it would be $2126, so it's looking like this won't be financially feasible. Maybe I'll have to re-think it a bit.
Phalanx
07-20-2007, 05:02 AM
and if I did the purchase right this second it would be $2126, so it's looking like this won't be financially feasible
But the $126 difference in the initial price mentioned would make it so much more manageable:confused:
I'd suggest stealing shit, if you've no loan options, and/or job.
Or, your bank may extend you a line of credit if you've not been an assfuck to 'em?
X¤MurderDoll¤X
07-20-2007, 05:22 AM
how badly do you need 2000$?
would you cut part of a finger off for it? ;)
mordrid
07-20-2007, 05:28 AM
There is always male prositution. I am sure some lonely businessman would be willing to help you out
_____V_____
07-20-2007, 06:07 AM
Rob a bank, and then take it from there.
bwind22
07-20-2007, 06:31 AM
Buy a couple ounces of cocaine, cut it with baking soda and sell. You'll be +$2000 in less than two weeks.
Or you could start collecting aluminum recyclables and turning them in.
Papillon Noir
07-20-2007, 06:41 AM
Why do you need $2000?
bwind22
07-20-2007, 06:54 AM
It's a secret.
(shhh... penis enlargement)
Roderick Usher
07-20-2007, 07:30 AM
http://www.realdoll.com/
This is what you need the $$$ for, right?
(um, don't click if you are offended by nude silicon)
swiss tony
07-20-2007, 08:10 AM
start with e bay and if that doesn't work there's always your mangina:eek:
You could sell blood........or squeeze out some of your tissues and sell sperm.:D
Vodstok
07-20-2007, 11:00 AM
I think butt sex with a wealthy businessman is probably the best option. You are kinda pretty, arent you?
Barring that, if you are looking for quick cash, do you have anythign laying around that you dont want anymore? Pawn shops can be your friend.
Doc Faustus
07-20-2007, 11:31 AM
$2000...I see. You need to stop some local yuppie kids from tearing down your beloved youth center. Challenge them to a regatta and kick their ascoted...er...ascots around town! I recommend seeking help from Bobcat Goldthwait and Curtis Armstrong on such an endeavor. Be prepared. And remember, the hot cheerleader you like is shallow. Who you really want is the cute brunette neighbor girl. But seriously, try looking into stuff like Check into Cash. It's a scam, but they'll float you part of it.
massacre man
07-20-2007, 11:41 AM
Sperm, blood, sell piss to drug addicts applying for jobs.
Kemal
07-20-2007, 03:43 PM
Got anything to sell?
lots and lots of blood plasma donations (it hurts, but pays more than regular blood!)
X¤MurderDoll¤X
07-20-2007, 07:17 PM
I am willing to pay you more than 2000$ if you do infact cut part of a finger off, just above the knuckle on any finger. You're desperate yes?
I am willing to pay you more than 2000$ if you do infact cut part of a finger off, just above the knuckle on any finger. You're desperate yes?
hee hee hee.....this was actually and old "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" episode.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
07-20-2007, 07:24 PM
hee hee hee.....this was actually and old "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" episode.
:D
I'm a huge fan of Alfred Hitchcock, I need to get all the seasons of ...Presents on DVD
_____V_____
07-20-2007, 07:53 PM
I'm a huge fan of Alfred Hitchcock, I need to get all the seasons of ...Presents on DVD
Then you are in luck.
http://www.amazon.com/Alfred-Hitchcock-Presents-Season-One/dp/B000AL733G/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/102-3250693-1579366?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1184989867&sr=8-2
http://www.amazon.com/Alfred-Hitchcock-Presents-Season-Two/dp/B000HDR814/ref=pd_bxgy_d_text_b/102-3250693-1579366?ie=UTF8&qid=1184989867&sr=8-2
Will be yours for around $60.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
07-20-2007, 07:55 PM
There were 7 seasons though, they need to hurry up and release them. :mad:
neverending
07-20-2007, 08:06 PM
hee hee hee.....this was actually and old "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" episode.
Based on a story by Saki, I believe.
The STE
07-20-2007, 09:24 PM
But the $126 difference in the initial price mentioned would make it so much more manageable:confused:
I'd suggest stealing shit, if you've no loan options, and/or job.
Or, your bank may extend you a line of credit if you've not been an assfuck to 'em?
If I could raise $2,000 then even if I could get it right now, I'd still need more, and that's not counting the probable raise in price as time goes by while I raise the money.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
07-20-2007, 09:35 PM
my offer in this thread stands always for anybody on the forum.
swiss tony
07-20-2007, 11:48 PM
my offer in this thread stands always for anybody on the forum.
ve vant zee money lebowski
swiss tony
07-20-2007, 11:50 PM
my offer in this thread stands always for anybody on the forum.
vee vant zee money lebowski
bwind22
07-21-2007, 04:28 AM
my offer in this thread stands always for anybody on the forum.
Does your offer include medical expenses? Because they'd be more than 2 grand...
X¤MurderDoll¤X
07-21-2007, 04:54 AM
Does your offer include medical expenses? Because they'd be more than 2 grand...
ice is like 2.50$
The STE
07-21-2007, 08:29 AM
Yes, but I'd have to use frozen Perier, frozen in a freezer without a refridgerator on it and in an ice cube tray made from the bones of virgin doves from Tibet.
Shadow
07-21-2007, 11:55 AM
Sell a kidney, you dont need both anyway.
Despare
07-21-2007, 05:52 PM
my offer in this thread stands always for anybody on the forum.
Does it have to be my finger or will anybody's do?
Does it have to be my finger or will any body part do?
dude - that's sick
:D
X¤MurderDoll¤X
07-21-2007, 06:22 PM
Does it have to be my finger or will anybody's do?
has to be your own finger. ;)
has to be your own finger. ;)
what if its stinky??
novakru
07-22-2007, 02:06 PM
How would you know it's his finger?
Video can be doctored.
DNA tests can be tampered with ( brother's finger)
:D
crabapple
07-22-2007, 02:32 PM
What if it's not really a finger, but more of a "thinger"?
Despare
07-22-2007, 06:57 PM
What if it's not really a finger, but more of a "thinger"?
Don't have much use for yours? ;)
The STE
07-23-2007, 01:32 PM
Right now, one thing that would hinder the purchase besides funding is storage. I don't have a place of my own, and I don't know that I'd have room for all of it. By the time I got the money that might be solved or (more likely) I'd have less room, so I'd have to figure that out, maybe move furnature around or something.
VampiricClown
07-23-2007, 02:27 PM
Haha, this thread is hilarious.
I have a program that can make you much more than that, but you'd have to shell out at least $20,000 to start with. Not much help I'm afraid.
The STE
07-23-2007, 05:22 PM
If I had $20,000 to shell out, this thread wouldn't exist. Instead, there would be a "Sam The Egg's Adventures with the Asian Dominatrix" thread. It would be NSFW and the best thread ever.
BTW, my need for $2,000 has nothing to do with hiring an Asian dominatrix.