View Full Version : No horror movie is scary to me:(
pgriffin22
07-11-2007, 07:24 AM
Picture this i've just sat down about to watch my 200th horror film the past 199 weren't scary so i sit down to watch Slither and to my "sarcastic astonishment" it was just as "unscary" as the others:mad: , could anybody outhere help me with this, i hate watching horror films and not jumping at certain bits in the film:eek: please help me! alright i'm out peace!
Dante'sInferno
07-11-2007, 07:24 AM
Picture this i'm sat down about to watch my 200th horror film the past 199 weren't scary i sit down to watch Slither and to my "sarcastic astonishment" it was just as "unscary" as the others, could anybody outhere help me with this, i hate watching horror films and not jumping at certain bits in the film please help me! alright i'm out peace! =0Watch Showgirls.It will scare the shit out of you.
Posher778
07-11-2007, 07:31 AM
don't spam. no spammer is scary either.
Shazbut
07-11-2007, 07:36 AM
Picture this I've just sat down about to watch my 200th horror film the past 199 weren't scary so i sit down to watch Slither and to my "sarcastic astonishment" it was just as "unscary" as the others:mad: , could anybody out there help me with this, i hate watching horror films and not jumping at certain bits in the film:eek: please help me! alright I'm out peace!
Alot of films are just too predictable, I guess. I know a few films that I have watched over and over again and certain scenes STILL make me jump, although I know what's coming!
In "The Others", its when the door gets slammed in Kidman's face. In "The Exorcist III", its when the killer, wielding a big knife, suddenly appears behind a nurse. That scene builds up because the nurse is freaked out by funny noises and you expect something to happen when she opens ward doors. And it's done from afar, not close up - maybe thats a technique that works.
I suppose its the way it can lead up to a *jumpy* bit - a creepy, suspenseful, drawn out sequence of events, before the big scare??
So....... all films should use the same technique! :D
Angra
07-11-2007, 07:38 AM
Oh... It's just a noob.
Pardon my Swedish
Shazbut
07-11-2007, 07:38 AM
don't spam. no spammer is scary either.
I must have missed something! Having just responded to what I thought was an innocent posting!! :o
Shazbut
07-12-2007, 01:28 PM
Dont spam the board with your pretentious bs, you dick!:mad:
btw...try The Village. You ll shit ur pants its so scary.:rolleyes:
Hey!! Do you guys know something I dont?!!
Your spam detectors are way more tuned than mine - I dont see spam!!! :eek:
Amalthea_unicorn
07-12-2007, 11:51 PM
"The Others" scares me too! :eek:
But "The Village" was not so scary! :D
massacre man
07-13-2007, 08:04 AM
Good for you, now go watch the headlights of a speeding truck, wait for the ending, that's the best part.
Shazbut
07-13-2007, 02:42 PM
Good for you, now go watch the headlights of a speeding truck, wait for the ending, that's the best part.
Can you explain this response, please!
Dante'sInferno
07-13-2007, 09:39 PM
Can you explain this response, please!Yes big truck goes boom on his skull.
.......
Kane_Hodder
07-14-2007, 10:51 AM
Maybe you need to get your brains checked, to see if you are a normal human being.
Amalthea_unicorn
07-14-2007, 12:34 PM
I wasn't born normal! :D
novakru
07-14-2007, 02:00 PM
Hmm someone explain the censoring in this thread to me.
A more outrageous and filthier comment was made in another thread recently which has been allowed to stay, and the thread was merely closed.
If bad comments deserve to be deleted, the other one should have been, too.
You see why some of us feel like there is a double standard around here?
Just watch how fucking quick my comment get erased:D
Shazbut
07-14-2007, 11:32 PM
It's a......... it's..... er........it's.........
a CONSPIRACY!! :D
scarecrow666
07-16-2007, 10:15 AM
Good for you, now go watch the headlights of a speeding truck, wait for the ending, that's the best part.
Thats fuckin brilliant . ;-{]
Ju-on 1\2 is scary.
Anyway how does one spam ?....... Just asking. BTW i have some great items for sale!
Disease
07-16-2007, 10:47 AM
Damn spammer want to be, If that thing ever comes back and reads this then they should watch Blue Sunshine!
Disease
07-16-2007, 10:48 AM
Then again, maybe it's only scary if you used to take a lot of acid...
mordrid
07-16-2007, 01:04 PM
If the spammer wants to watch a scary movie, should watch the Brady Bunch movies or Spice World. Now that is truly frightening
scarecrow666
07-17-2007, 05:23 AM
If the spammer wants to watch a scary movie, should watch the Brady Bunch movies or Spice World. Now that is truly frightening
Fuck yeah. Christ they gave me nightmares for weeks. Come to think of it so does christ.
But come to think of it i did laugh when some stupid kid got a basketball in the face......LOL
bwind22
07-17-2007, 07:05 AM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/bwind22/disturbinglygay.jpg
take an iq test - the results will terrify you!
Doc Faustus
07-21-2007, 08:31 AM
I think he just hasn't seen anything scary enough. A few people have reactions like that to horror movies. Maybe we should bring up movies that we were legitimately frightened by.
illdojo
07-21-2007, 08:56 AM
Is it me.....or have there been A LOT of dumb ass nOObs Lately????
Is it me.....or have there been A LOT of dumb ass nOObs Lately????
that would be me - - dumb ass noob. . .
(oh wait - how did my post count get so high so quickly - damn i'm dumb but fast)
sheesh - makes me want to fling some dung
crabapple
07-21-2007, 05:05 PM
Yeh, he's a poo nuts flinger......a flinger of poonuts!
Yeh, he's a poo nuts flinger......a flinger of poonuts!
poodly noodly to you too
:D