Would you Rather 2.0

[Posher778]

This is a new would you rather thread since the other decended into the lost thread void. You say 2 things that people probably wouldn't want to do and then the next person chooses which they'd rather do. Etc, etc, etc.



Would you rather:


Kiss predator on the *lips*

OR

Use Alien blood as eyedrops

[VampiricClown]

This is a new would you rather thread since the other decended into the lost thread void. You say 2 things that people probably wouldn't want to do and then the next person chooses which they'd rather do. Etc, etc, etc.



Would you rather:


Kiss predator on the *lips*

OR

Use Alien blood as eyedrops

I'd take the kiss just to avoid losing my site for all eternity.

Would you rather:

Be stuck in Dog Soldiers?

Or

Be stuck in Nightmare On Elm St.?

[Posher778]

I'd take the kiss just to avoid losing my site for all eternity.

Would you rather:

Be stuck in Dog Soldiers?

Or

Be stuck in Nightmare On Elm St.?

Dog Soldiers: Teamwork= survival. Can't avoid sleep.

[VampiricClown]

Dog Soldiers: Teamwork= survival. Can't avoid sleep.

Indeed. .........

[Posher778]

Indeed. .........

Whoops, haha.


Be stuck in Halloween

or Friday the 13th

[VampiricClown]

Halloween. Michael Myers could be killed if you took his head off, unlike Jason.

Would you rather:

Fight Pinhead?

or

Fight Alien?

[Posher778]

Halloween. Michael Myers could be killed if you took his head off, unlike Jason.

Would you rather:

Fight Pinhead?

or

Fight Alien?

Uh..... That's tough. Alien is tougher than Pinhead, and pinhead is unkillable.... I guess pinhead, he really isn't tough to *fight*



Be killed in the usual way in the films by Alien or Predator

[Dante'sInferno]

I would want to get killed by alien...This way.



Alien is below me,then it pokes its head at and its tongue comes out and impales me through the nutts,then the tale imaples me through the stomache then the alien rips my head off.


Oh and,listen to the paris hilton album or have sex with an AIDS infected Asia Argento?

[Posher778]

hilton.


Fall to your death or bleed to death out your *missing* leg

[bloody_ribcut]

fall to my death


stabbed in the neck with a rusty knife or shot in the face with a 357?

[Posher778]

fall to my death


stabbed in the neck with a rusty knife or shot in the face with a 357?

Hahah, 357. The idea of people seeing my dead corpse flying 20 feet backwards is cool, hehe.

Shot in the hand or foot.


****Is a 357 the most powerful handgun? It really gives off that vibe in Half Life 2

[stubbornforgey]

fall to my death


stabbed in the neck with a rusty knife or shot in the face with a 357?


fall to my death





be stuck in a locked room listening to Abba non-stop
or PeeWee Herman ?

[Posher778]

Hahah, 357. The idea of people seeing my dead corpse flying 20 feet backwards is cool, hehe.

Shot in the hand or foot.


****Is a 357 the most powerful handgun? It really gives off that vibe in Half Life 2

Forgey= THIEF!

[bloody_ribcut]

shot in the foot@posherspice
and pee wee @ stubborn

smoke a piece of crack the size of a tennis ball or get torn apart by two tractors going in opposite direction?

[Posher778]

shot in the foot@posherspice
and pee wee @ stubborn

smoke a piece of crack the size of a tennis ball or get torn apart by two tractors going in opposite direction?

tractors.

Get chainsawed from groin to the top of your head or Machete'd in half at the waist.


****Once again, is a 357 the most powerful handgun?

[stubbornforgey]

tractors.

Get chainsawed from groin to the top of your head or Machete'd in half at the waist.


****Once again, is a 357 the most powerful handgun?

@posher..'tee hee' Iknow nothing of guns soz

Chainsawed ..uhuh..




stick of dynamite up ass
or foot stuck in bear trap ?

[Posher778]

@posher..'tee hee' Iknow nothing of guns soz

Chainsawed ..uhuh..




stick of dynamite up ass
or foot stuck in bear trap ?

Bear trap= no death, so that one.

run over by a bus or fall down 500 stairs

[stubbornforgey]

Bear trap= no death, so that one.

run over by a bus or fall down 500 stairs


falling down stairs..i have mastered that one to a tee' :o



swallow razor blades or choke on bad cooking??

[Posher778]

falling down stairs..i have mastered that one to a tee' :o



swallow razor blades or choke on bad cooking??

bad cooking.

Lost adrift at sea or floating through space

[stubbornforgey]

bad cooking.

Lost adrift at sea or floating through space

oooooh toughy..floating through space




eaten by a shark or a swallowed by a snake ?

[Posher778]

oooooh toughy..floating through space




eaten by a shark or a swallowed by a snake ?

Shark.


Buried alive or quicksand death

[Dante'sInferno]

Buried Alive


Explode in a plane crash or bitch slap the kid from terminator 2 for being ginger?

[stubbornforgey]

Buried Alive


Explode in a plane crash or bitch slap the kid from terminator 2 for being ginger?


bitch slap the kid..??






hanged or guillotined ??

[Posher778]

plane crash.....

Drowning or suffocation by a bag

[stubbornforgey]

plane crash.....

Drowning or suffocation by a bag


heyyyyyyyyyyy..you type too fast.. 'kicks ure ankles'


drowning

now answer mine ..hanged or guillotined?

[Dante'sInferno]

Suffication by a bag


Eaten by a group of rotweilers or hacked to death by a serial killer?

[stubbornforgey]

Suffication by a bag


Eaten by a group of rotweilers or hacked to death by a serial killer?

serial killer .'sigh'

answer mine dammit!! 'folds her arms'


hanged or guillotined..!!!

[Dante'sInferno]

Hanged.



Date Paris Hilton for a week or Get the Black Blaque?

[bloody_ribcut]

give hilton a week.

tortured by the devils rejects or the last house on the left crew.

@posh, the 357 is the wesley snipes of revolvers.

[Posher778]

Hanged.



Date Paris Hilton for a week or Get the Black Blaque?

umm.... what? hilton i guess.



Get raped by a blender or by omcdave:p

[stubbornforgey]

Hanged.



Date Paris Hilton for a week or Get the Black Blaque?

seeing em no dyke..i would go with the black plaque









scorpion bite or stingray stabbed??

[Posher778]

:p umm.... what? hilton i guess.



Get raped by a blender or by omcdave:p

Forgey STOP IT!:mad:

[stubbornforgey]

:p

Forgey STOP IT!:mad:

'sigh'...your answering faster then me..
'tickles ya nose'



raped by a blender..





electric chair or lethal injection

[Posher778]

'sigh'...your answering faster then me..
'tickles ya nose'



raped by a blender..





electric chair or lethal injection

injection.

Eat a huge tub of mayo or a huge tub of sour cream

[stubbornforgey]

injection.

Eat a huge tub of mayo or a huge tub of sour cream

sour cream!!yum!!!






catching your parents having sex or getting french kissed by your nana..??

[GorePhobia]

Catching my parents having sex.

Eat dog poop or watch old people porn.

[stubbornforgey]

Catching my parents having sex.

Eat dog poop or watch old people porn.

hahahahahaha!!dog poop plzzz







sitting nekkie on shards of glass or a bed of nails ??

[GorePhobia]

Bed of nails.

It won't go through if you do it right.

Sex with a midget or a cripple?

[Dante'sInferno]

Dig around the dog shit and find the good parts,theirs bound to be nuts um...


Get "french kissed" by alien,or have Predator stick his wrist blades up your butt??

[Dante'sInferno]

Cripple.



Get "french kissed" by alien,or have Predator stick his wrist blades up your butt??

[paws the great]

bitch slap the kid..??






hanged or guillotined ??


Beheading by guillotine!



Death from auto- erotisism or seppuku?

[Dante'sInferno]

Seppuku



Once again,Get "french kissed" by alien,or have Predator stick his wrist blades up your butt??

[bloody_ribcut]

french kiss


get caught masterbating by your mom or your dad?

[Dante'sInferno]

Dad.



Get teaching lessons by thomasgeorge,or get held back at school 3 grades?

[stubbornforgey]

Dad.



Get teaching lessons by thomasgeorge,or get held back at school 3 grades?

held back...but thomas can teach me how to leave and MEAN IT!! :rolleyes:



headache or toothache?

[Posher778]

held back...but thomas can teach me how to leave and MEAN IT!! :rolleyes:



headache or toothache?

toothache


be attacked by (on a boat, and you have to fight it off with everyday things) a giant squid or a great white shark

[Dante'sInferno]

Giant Squid,just make a huge ass salt gun,and the fuckers dead.



Get bitten by a vampire,or get bitten by a zombie,but have the abillity to control yourself.

[stubbornforgey]

Giant Squid,just make a huge ass salt gun,and the fuckers dead.



Get bitten by a vampire,or get bitten by a zombie,but have the abillity to control yourself.

vampire lovebite





eat rotten eggs or rotten fish

[Dante'sInferno]

Eat Rotten eggs





Get killed by tastycakes or get killed by Sweetooth

[stubbornforgey]

Eat Rotten eggs





Get killed by tastycakes or get killed by Sweetooth


tasty cakes.. plz let me die by tasty cakes' :o






living in an aslylum or living with your grandparents??

[Dante'sInferno]

Grandparents....they're old as hell,they'll die soon,so you get the house.Plus you could have really loud sex and they wont ever hear it!!


Run away from running zombies,only to get eaten by them,or run away from a shitload of aliens,only to get killed by them?

[bloody_ribcut]

zombies


ride a bike with no seat naked or ride a bike with no seat wearing pink gloves?

[stubbornforgey]

zombies


ride a bike with no seat naked or ride a bike with no seat wearing pink gloves?


pink gloves..would rather feel gay..than be turned into one







die in a plane crash or die in a car crash..?

[bloody_ribcut]

if you feel, you are.....and if im not mistaken your a girl right? so a pole up your asss wouldnt make YOU gay.


car crash


have sex with warwick davis or eat more dog crap?

[stubbornforgey]

if you feel, you are.....and if im not mistaken your a girl right? so a pole up your asss wouldnt make YOU gay.


car crash


have sex with warwick davis or eat more dog crap?


LOL
also seeing i will get an ass kicking for answering the sex questions..
serve up the dog crap..just make sure theres alot of ketchup











wake up next to a zombie..or a horse..after a night of heavy loving?

[bloody_ribcut]

a horse, so i can ride off into the sunset when im done.



grow a penis on your forehead or grow a forehead on your penis?

*for girls, vagina

[stubbornforgey]

a horse, so i can ride off into the sunset when im done.



grow a penis on your forehead or grow a forehead on your penis?

*for girls, vagina


well..'hands on her hips'..
theres a lot of dumb cunts out there anyways..male or female so i guess
'mumbles'






to tell a lie or live a lie.??

[Dante'sInferno]

Tell a lie




I can't think of one,so skip me.

[bloody_ribcut]

feet or death

[stubbornforgey]

feet or death
huh..??



ok i will go with feet .








drink shampoo or eat worms??

[Dante'sInferno]

Eat Worms.....them bitches got protein!






Spend a day with posher except your thomasgeorge or spend a day with me?

[stubbornforgey]

Eat Worms.....them bitches got protein!






Spend a day with posher except your thomasgeorge or spend a day with me?


anymore choices??
j/kidding ..i think a day with you would be an awesome day..then a day with posher...i would absolutely slaughter thomas.









eat food off the ground or eat food directly from a homeless mans hand ?

[bloody_ribcut]

the ground

commit suicide or murder a close family member?

[stubbornforgey]

the ground

commit suicide or murder a close family member?

em too much of a wuss


a close family member



flesh eating wound or burnt beyond recognition ?

[bloody_ribcut]

flesh eating wound, just cut my knee cap off.


raped by one thousand maniacs or willingly have sex with charles manson?

[novadawn969]

Manson.
I don't care how creepy someone is, if it's willing instead of rape.
I have a rape fear, not creepy willing sex fear.




Sleep with a dead person or sleep with a family member?

[Dante'sInferno]

Manson.
I don't care how creepy someone is, if it's willing instead of rape.
I have a rape fear, not creepy willing sex fear.




Sleep with a dead person or sleep with a family member?Sleep with a dead person.



Kill a bus or kill a police car.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Kill a bus or kill a police car.

:confused:

[Dante'sInferno]

:confused:Kill a bus with a group full of college kids or kill a police car with a bunch of cops in it.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

college kids.

drown or burn to death?

[illdojo]

Drown.
Would you rather Die of a Heroin overdose or Shoot yourself in the head???

[bloody_ribcut]

heroine


kill every animal you run into for the rest of your life or live skinless?

[Dante'sInferno]

Live skinless.




Have to listen to a paris hilton album or have your head torched untill it just explodes.

[bloody_ribcut]

hilton album



spend the night in kevin bacon's bed or gutted like a fish?

[Dante'sInferno]

Gutted like a fish,i hate other people in my bed.



Kill your favorite animal or you one of your family members?

[swiss tony]

if i can go as far as second cousins then kill a relative
drink american beer or suck a tramps cock?

[Dante'sInferno]

Neither,i dont drink,and im not gay.:)




Fall into the world of Star Wars or get cut in half by Darth Vader?

[crabapple]

What the hell kind of whacko thread is this anyway???????????????????

[bloody_ribcut]

entertainment.....

fall in star wars


talk in tounge's forever or be homeless?

[Doc Faustus]

Talk in tongues forever
be king of the apes or lord of the dance?

[Phalanx]

Apes.

Suck your dad off, then watch him kill your mother, or have youur dad suck you off, then shoot himself in the head?

[Dante'sInferno]

2nd one....


Have to kill your mother by pushing her into a volcano or Cut up your love with a chainsaw?

[horrorobsessed]

kill my mother, she's a bitch



would you rather be buried alive or eaten alive?

[crabapple]

be king of the apes or lord of the dance?

now THAT is funny!

[Dante'sInferno]

Heh,you go horrorobsessed!.............Buried alive




Be on the titanic when it sank with your love or explode in space with your love?

[horrorobsessed]

explode in space, it's warm






starve on an island or starve in the desert?

[Dante'sInferno]

Starve on an island.




Run off with michael myers and have his kid,or run of with jason vorhees and have his kid?

[horrorobsessed]

totally michael myers, no question about it






die or be castrated?

[Dante'sInferno]

Castarated.




Go to a concert with me(NIN) or Get hit in the head with a shovel repeatdedly by a robot?

[horrorobsessed]

ha! i figured, like any other guy, that you would rather die than have your manhood taken from you.

definately the concert.






see Barney or the Telle-Tubies?

[Dante'sInferno]

Barney,fuck the teletubies.





See Spiderman with a life Venom or See Batman being tortured by a life Joker?

[Doc Faustus]

The teletubbies. I think they might have had something to do with the recent felicitous Falwell heart attack.

Wrestle the alligator from Alligator or try to outswim the shark from Jaws?

[horrorobsessed]

wrestle the alligator, i could never out-swim jaws




lie in bed and watch tv or lie in bed and listen to music?

[bloody_ribcut]

lie and watch tv


party with bobby brown or corey haim

[horrorobsessed]

corey haim, he was hot back in the day





corey haim or corey feldman?

[Dante'sInferno]

Kill them both



The Govenator or Bruce Willis?

[horrorobsessed]

governator, he's actually straighten California out quite a bit






have babies with edward furlong or johnny depp

[Dante'sInferno]

Johnny Depp,he's way hotter.





Kill Paris Hilton and get away with it or Kill Lindsay Lohan and get away with it?

[horrorobsessed]

kill paris




take final exams or be shot in the foot?

[Dante'sInferno]

Take final exams




Do a drivers liscense test while fully drunk or fly a plane fully drunk?

[chaibill]

driving test

bankrupt all credit card companies or torture George bush the 2nd
@posher i think a .50 calibre is more powerful than the .357

[Dante'sInferno]

Do both.





Get killed by Trent Reznor or Ozzy Osbourne?

[chaibill]

Ozzy he would be so slow i could get away

fall into the piranha display at the aquarium or the lion cage at the circus

[Dante'sInferno]

Lion,all i would need to do is ask help from Chuck Norris.And he'd give them all a roundhouse kick.End of story.




Be the son or daughter of Chuck Norris or be the son or daughter of Bruce Lee?

[bloody_ribcut]

son of bruce lee.

pirahnna, i seen steve-o do it


throw up ten times everyday for the rest of your life or stay permantley shit faced for the rest of your life?

[Dante'sInferno]

Throw up.




A Teminator is sent to kill you.Which one would you choose?A T-1000 or T-800?

[stubbornforgey]

I dont know what those are but will go with the T-1000 cos it sounds bigger.









push a lawyer off a cliff or a real estate agent??

[bloody_ribcut]

i guess real estate agent


paper or plastic?

[the_real_linda]

paper



would you rather live at the north pole or at the south pole?

[stubbornforgey]

North



lose a nose or an ear in a battle.?

[Dante'sInferno]

Nose,i get pissed off when its stuffy,so i wouldnt care.




Lose an arm or a leg?(Then it get's replaced by a robototic limb.)

[stubbornforgey]

oh..gotta go with a leg.
'gives me a reason not to clean my room'






laugh at somebody falling over
or laugh at somebody falling off a ladder..?

[Dante'sInferno]

Falling off a ladder.



Be the last woman on earth or be the last person on earth thats about to be killed?

[bloody_ribcut]

be the last woman on earth

cut in half :vertical or horizontal

[swiss tony]

horizontal. its quicker and doesn't involve severed genitals.
punch oprahs face or lick lettermans sweaty arm pit?

[bloody_ribcut]

i'll punch oprah!

tortured by the devil's rejects or tortured by the last house on the left bunch

[Dante'sInferno]

Devils Rejects,maybe i could score with baby before i die.:)




Get killed by Alice or get killed by Selene?

[bloody_ribcut]

alice

sleep forever or never sleep at all?

[Dante'sInferno]

sleep forever



Have really thick hair for your life then it starts ballding or have really thin hair and it never gets balled?

[Phalanx]

Well, since on the second option, you didn't say thinnING, or sparse...that pretty much describes my hair. Thin, straight and fine...but there's lots of it.
So I'm good with option #2.

Eat a (cooked) large fish eyeball by sucking it out of the skull yourself, making sure to lick the socket clean.
OR
Eat a goats testicle, cooked and served inside a baked goats nutsack?

[stubbornforgey]

Well, since on the second option, you didn't say thinnING, or sparse...that pretty much describes my hair. Thin, straight and fine...but there's lots of it.
So I'm good with option #2.

Eat a (cooked) large fish eyeball by sucking it out of the skull yourself, making sure to lick the socket clean.
OR
Eat a goats testicle, cooked and served inside a baked goats nutsack?

eat a large fish eyeball..






sleep with wee man or wee on man.?

[crabapple]

(I think this thread needs to get some kind of AWARD or something!)

[bloodrayne]

sleep with wee man or wee on man.?Does this mean sleep with a small guy or sleep with a guy who has a small...?

If so...I can't do either because I have someone...But, if I didn't have someone, I'd do either if it was someone I loved...It wouldn't matter






Eat raw pork or eat raw chicken?

[crabapple]

Ew gross!!!!!!

this is a dirty bastard thread

[bloodrayne]

Ew gross!!!!!!

this is a dirty bastard thread
Well then STOP touching it...haha...You'll get germs on you

[stubbornforgey]

Does this mean sleep with a small guy or sleep with a guy who has a small...?

If so...I can't do either because I have someone...But, if I didn't have someone, I'd do either if it was someone I loved...It wouldn't matter






Eat raw pork or eat raw chicken?
raw chicken







slap a nun or slap a homeless person..?

[bloody_ribcut]

slap a nun, the homeless have enouph problems as it is.


kill a cat or kill a dog

[stubbornforgey]

destroy the dogs..all of them !!









chase an ape or chase a bull..??

[Dante'sInferno]

An ape.....ape don't have horns....they can shove up your ass



Kill a Queen or Kill a King?

[stubbornforgey]

An ape.....ape don't have horns....they can shove up your ass



Kill a Queen or Kill a King?


theres only enough room in this world for one queen and rib is it..!!:D
so yeah..kill the queen








jump off the golden gate bridge or get crushed in an earthquake.?

[bloody_ribcut]

a king, thers only room for one...me

reincarnate as a piece of crap or a turtles penis?

[Dante'sInferno]

piece of crap



Kill the President or the President wife









Cause either way,their fucked.

[stubbornforgey]

can we choose both so theres no more breeding..?









sleep nekkie in the snow or sleep nekkie by a volcano .?

[Dante'sInferno]

Sure,they need to die anyway.1 man supposudley ruiling 1 country is stupid anyway.



By a Volcano,atleast you'll loose weight.






Go back to the 70's or go 500 years in the future?

[stubbornforgey]

Sure,they need to die anyway.1 man supposudley ruiling 1 country is stupid anyway.



By a Volcano,atleast you'll loose weight.






Go back to the 70's or go 500 years in the future?

mmmmmmmm that would make me a baby again..so i guess 500 years in the future.














sing xmas carols at an old folks home or sing xmas carols to a deaf community.?

[Dante'sInferno]

Old folks home,so they might die from an annerism.That would be great.:)




Play tennis with a woman with no limbs or shoot a retarded kid?

[stubbornforgey]

Old folks home,so they might die from an annerism.That would be great.:)




Play tennis with a woman with no limbs or shoot a retarded kid?

woman with no limbs..even then em sure the bitch will beat me.








chase a skank down with a hammer or just shoot the bitch..?

[Dante'sInferno]

Meh,with a hammer,throw it at her head,then start wailing on her.







Be trapt in the alien universe or be on the hitlist of Pumpkinhead?

[stubbornforgey]

Meh,with a hammer,throw it at her head,then start wailing on her.







Be trapt in the alien universe or be on the hitlist of Pumpkinhead?

pumpkinhead so when i squash the fucker..i can make soup out of his sorry ass.















come face to face with freddy or run like a mutha from a pack of zombies.??

[Dante'sInferno]

Zombies,i would get on a high place and then shoot out their legs,so i can watch them crawl around like the supid fuckers they are.








Date Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt?(They both have AIDS)

[bloody_ribcut]

jolie,mmmmMMm.....


get your lips bitten off or bite someone's tounge off

[Dante'sInferno]

Meh...jolie is about the ugliest person i've ever seen.


lips






Go on a field trip with handicap people or go on a field trip with convicts?

[Shazbut]

Bite someone's tongue off.






Red hot poker up your butt or pencil shoved in your ear?

[Dante'sInferno]

Ear



Go on a field trip with handicap people or go on a field trip with convicts?

[Shazbut]

Handicap people - I could act how I like and not get judged for it :p




Eat week old roadkill or live monkey brains?

[Dante'sInferno]

Monkey brains,it seems like brains wouldnt taste like anything.


Get run over by a train or jump out of a plane with no parachute?

[crabapple]

Yes, yes, yes..... if you could chase the brains with a big cup of ice-cold fruit punch, I think you would be okay.

[bloody_ribcut]

no parachute

join the army or be gay

[Dante'sInferno]

The arny......sadly








Be best friends with the Governator or be best friends with Bruce Willis?

[bloody_ribcut]

i seen arnold smoking weed on myspace, so govenator.


live forever or never live

[Dante'sInferno]

Hah,i guess that's why hes always smiling


Live forever




Date Charlies Angels or about 100 naked hawaia girls?

[stubbornforgey]

Hah,i guess that's why hes always smiling


Live forever




Date Charlies Angels or about 100 naked hawaia girls?


Date Charlie (em only joking btw)




date freddy or michael myers??

[bloody_ribcut]

i'll taka a date with freddy


anal probed and brought back home by aliens or disected and your missing forever?

[Shazbut]

i'll taka a date with freddy


anal probed and brought back home by aliens or disected and your missing forever?


It would have to be anally probed - not that I would enjoy it or anything!!! :eek:






Chased by a lion or dismembered by an elephant? (It's getting late and I am getting silly!)

[stubbornforgey]

It would have to be anally probed - not that I would enjoy it or anything!!! :eek:






Chased by a lion or dismembered by an elephant? (It's getting late and I am getting silly!)


give me the lion bitch any day..wiggling her ass like that..!!











be stuck in the middle of a bank robbery or stuck in a 4 hour traffic jam.?

[the_real_linda]

traffic jam.........you can listen to music etc






have wings or be invisible?

[Shadow]

Wings or a chance to be invisible thats difficult but,
Wings what I wouldn't give to fly.

Would you rather bungee jump or parachute?

[stubbornforgey]

Wings or a chance to be invisible thats difficult but,
Wings what I wouldn't give to fly.

Would you rather bungee jump or parachute?

bungee jump








fall out of a plane or fall out of a building??

[bloody_ribcut]

plane

life and death or roller blades

[Dante'sInferno]

life and death



Get killed by a pack of rabid wolves or have your eye sockets explode.

[Mictlantechutli]

Wolves, at least going out would be exciting!

rather live forever without television or without a computer?

[Dante'sInferno]

television,my favorite seasons have come out on DVD anyway.




Watch step by step or get enguffled with acid.

[bloody_ribcut]

step by step, im a devoted jaleel white fan.

urkel or stefan

[Dante'sInferno]

Kill them?Both






Be related to the antichrist or be related to jesus?

[bloody_ribcut]

i am related to jesus.

feed a turtle by hand untill it dies of old age or treat an iguana like crap and leave it in the bathtub?

[Dante'sInferno]

Dies of old age,i would never hurt a animal.




Be an enemy of Rambo or Commando?

[bloody_ribcut]

rambo, he all washed up

be able to control flies or control flea"s?

[stubbornforgey]

fleas


head lice or scabies???

[Dante'sInferno]

Flies





Be stuck in the simpsons universe or be stuck in the south park universe?

[stubbornforgey]

just gimmie a chance with that fucken homer..'
will bash him and kick him in the nuts and punch his face
till its all broken or just get an eraser and scrub him off
the face of the universe..!
'puff puff'..


em done :o









headlice or scabies..???????????

[Dante'sInferno]

Scabs...








Infested with Herpies or Infested with HIV

[stubbornforgey]

Scabs...








Infested with Herpies or Infested with HIV


herpies










put back together by frankenstein or by doctor giggles???

[Dante'sInferno]

Frankenstein





Become a Vampire or become a werewolf?

[stubbornforgey]

Frankenstein





Become a Vampire or become a werewolf?


Vampire..

bitten by a vampire or bitten by a rotweiler??

[bloody_ribcut]

vampire


lyfstyle's or trojan

[Dante'sInferno]

Trojan






Fight in an acient war or fight in a future war?

[stubbornforgey]

vampire


lyfstyle's or trojan


your not talking about viruses are you?? :o


lyfstyles







chicken or the egg??

[Dante'sInferno]

Chicken





Fight in an acient war or fight in a future war?

[stubbornforgey]

Chicken





Fight in an acient war or fight in a future war?


ancient war





be a roman or crusader???????

[Dante'sInferno]

Roman



Get blown up by having a hang grenade implanted in your stomache or get killed in an atomic bomb blast?

[bloody_ribcut]

atomic blast

go to jail forever for something you didnt do or get executed for something you did

[Dante'sInferno]

go to jail





Go to jail or get beat up by about 100 pissed off republicans?

[stubbornforgey]

go to jail





Go to jail or get beat up by about 100 pissed off republicans?


pissed off republicans









listen to a george bush lecture or a sermon from brother love.

[Dante'sInferno]

Anything but George bush









Get assasinated by commando or assasanite george bush?

[the_real_linda]

the george


trip up the stairs or trip down them??

[Mictlantechutli]

up - way funnier, less damaging


Die crapping yourself or die puking

[stubbornforgey]

up - way funnier, less damaging


Die crapping yourself or die puking


puking





playing with some one you don't like
or bashing the shit out of them?

[the_real_linda]

bashing the shit!!!



TLC match or hell in a cell match?? (Wrestling fans)

[bloody_ribcut]

hell in a cell, ijust wanted to typr hell..



kill or get killed

[stubbornforgey]

hell in a cell, ijust wanted to typr hell..



kill or get killed

ooooooooh...kill











trip on an electric fence...or get knocked over by a raging bull..??

[Dante'sInferno]

Electric fence.









Get hit in the face with a metal pipe or get set on fire with a blow torch.......












































FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stubbornforgey]

hit in the face..












give up something you totally believe in
or let something go due to your belief??

[Mictlantechutli]

Let go

live a lifetime of poverty and perfect health or be wealthy and have a permanent, itchy rash...that no amount of money or medical treatment can cure?

[Dante'sInferno]

Perfect Health





Be a king in acient times,or be a king in the future?

[Shadow]

Queen hehe of the future (it could happen right) lol

Burn to death or drowned?

[Dante'sInferno]

Burn to death





Burn to death when your really old in a fire or die from cancer?

[Shadow]

Burn to death when im really old.

Fight with a Werewolf or a Vampire?

[Dante'sInferno]

Fight a vampire.





Fight Pumpkinhead or fight Alien?

[stubbornforgey]

Fight a vampire.





Fight Pumpkinhead or fight Alien?

we already had pumpkinhead..
em gonna make his sorry ass into soup.












wake up next to a corpse or find a corpse under your bed..?

[Shadow]

I keep all my corpses under the bed lol

Find a severed toe or an eye in your soup?
Due to previous statement its pumpkin soup lol.

[mordrid]

Find an eye

Have your eyes ripped from your socket or watch Rosie O'Donnel do a sex scene?

[stubbornforgey]

Find an eye

Have your eyes ripped from your socket or watch Rosie O'Donnel do a sex scene?



RIPPED EYE!!RIPPED EYE!!

'shudders at the latter'

















watch a pole dance by roasanna barr nekkie' or listening to tom cruise sing
xmas carols.?

[Dante'sInferno]

An eye.An eye would be more funny.







Be held up an a bank robbery then be taken hostage or watch the teletubies non-stop untill you die.

[the_real_linda]

hostage.....:D :D








only drink coca cola for the rest of your life...........or only drink pepsi for the rest of your life????

[Dante'sInferno]

None.Root Beer.Okay Pepsi.






Go to a nine inch nails concert with me or go to a black sabbath concert with me?(My two favorite bands)

[stubbornforgey]

hostage.....:D :D








only drink coca cola for the rest of your life...........or only drink pepsi for the rest of your life????


'wash your mouth out with soap'..
pepsi should not even be written on the same line as coke..

'all hail the red can'














eat worms or eat burnt offerings'

[Dante'sInferno]

Worms.




Go to a nine inch nails concert with me or go to a black sabbath concert with me?(My two favorite bands)

[stubbornforgey]

Worms.




Go to a nine inch nails concert with me or go to a black sabbath concert with me?(My two favorite bands)

only if your paying :D









offer your services as a hooker or sleep with a tranvestite??

[Dante'sInferno]

Hooker.






Sleep with a really slutty girl or have a long relationship with someone you really care about?

[the_real_linda]

a hooker.....rugby




killed in a car crash....or a shopping trolley accident?


soz i got in there late


long term

[Dante'sInferno]

And you never gave me an answer.Yes,i would be paying.

[Dante'sInferno]

Death.






Sleep with a really slutty girl or have a long relationship with someone you really care about?

[the_real_linda]

the long relationship




marry paris or nicole?

[Dante'sInferno]

Then kill them?Both







Be Cammando or Terminator?

[the_real_linda]

a T-3000




live in a musical or live in a gangster film?

[stubbornforgey]

Hooker.






Sleep with a really slutty girl or have a long relationship with someone you really care about?

a long relationship with someone i really care about.
till the day i die..















to die never to be loved..to die never having any money..?

[the_real_linda]

ahem! to live forver!!!


be batmans sidekick or be ash's half deadite sidekick?

[stubbornforgey]

ahem! to live forver!!!


be batmans sidekick or be ash's half deadite sidekick?

hrmmmm..Batman cos he's got a real bitchin bat cave..







to have jack the ripper as a lover or jekyll and hyde?

[Dante'sInferno]

Um....pass.






Have Christian Bale or Johnny Depp as a lover?

[stubbornforgey]

And you never gave me an answer.Yes,i would be paying.


as long as your paying..bloody hell ..bring on nine inch nails..LOL









pass on either christian or johnny depp.









swim in snow or spa in a volcano..??

[Dante'sInferno]

Swim in snow.(Alright,we will have a good time then!)







Be on the hitlist of the godfather or be on the hitlist of Al Capone?

[stubbornforgey]

Swim in snow.(Alright,we will have a good time then!)







Be on the hitlist of the godfather or be on the hitlist of Al Capone?




Al Capone











dance in a cheap as play or just be a cheap ass anyways.?

[Dante'sInferno]

dance as a cheap ass








Kill yourself for fun or shoot kids in the kneecaps?





















bwahahahahaha

[stubbornforgey]

dance as a cheap ass








Kill yourself for fun or shoot kids in the kneecaps?





















bwahahahahaha



em a wuss..
kids and knee caps are history..





take a kids candy or steal a kids ice cream..?

[Dante'sInferno]

Ice Cream.Candy sucks.





Be the owner of Baskin Robins or Dairy Queen?

[mordrid]

Dairy Queen

Be ran over by a train or find out what Tom Cruise does in the closet (South Park reference)

[Dante'sInferno]

Run over by a traiin







Be a kid in michael jacksons funland or Be married to OJ simpson?

[mordrid]

be married to OJ, rather be murdered than ride the Jacko shuttle

Forced to watch reruns of the Brady Bunch or listen to Mike Tyson read Shakespeare

[Dante'sInferno]

Brady bunch




Be Stewie from family guy or bender from futurama?

[the_real_linda]

brady bunch



be a part of the addams family or the munsters?

[Shadow]

Bender (im more of a futurama fan) oh and adams family hehe

Be superman/woman or spiderman/woman?

[Dante'sInferno]

Spiderman,munsters.



Be Carnage or Venom??

[Shadow]

Venom

Be an eagle or a wolf?

[Dante'sInferno]

Wolf





Be Batman or Mr Incredible?

[Shadow]

Elasta Girl / mrs incredable lol

Be a vampire or a werewolf?

[stubbornforgey]

brady bunch



be a part of the addams family or the munsters?

munsters






be choked by an octopus or be stung by a stingray

[bloody_ribcut]

choked


preagnant from a rat or walrus

[Dante'sInferno]

Rat...it would hurt less.




Get hit over the head with a guitar or get kicked in the nutts with a steal toed boot?Or if your a girl,get an atomic tittie twister?

[bloody_ribcut]

the guitar, im a musician.

swallow a harmonica sideways or have your ribs broken with a sledgehammer?

[Dante'sInferno]

Swalllow.Nice,me too.Just havent uploaded any of my stuff.





Be a one hit wonder or be a band that everyone loves thats had like 30 hits?

[stubbornforgey]

the guitar, im a musician.

swallow a harmonica sideways or have your ribs broken with a sledgehammer?


sledgehammer






swallow a pack of needles or swallow a scissors

[Dante'sInferno]

pack of needles.








Be a one hit wonder or be a band that everyone loves thats had like 30 hits?

[stubbornforgey]

one hit wonder..













sleep in a lions den or in elephant enclosure??

[Dante'sInferno]

In a lions den





Sleep for forever even after the world ends,or never sleep at all,even when george bush is on tv?

[stubbornforgey]

sleep forever ..even after the world ends....












get run over by a car or get hit by a bus?

[bloody_ribcut]

car

have sex with clay aiken or ruben studdard?

[Dante'sInferno]

Clay Aiken,his eyes are sechzy.






Have a battle of the witts with me or posher?

[Posher778]

LOL YOU.

No one can withstand the stubborn and "always rightness" that I produce.


stung to death by wasps

or

mauled to death by barracuda

[bloody_ribcut]

wasps


troll 2 or are we there yet?

[Posher778]

are we there yet was watchable.

*this next one, don't think of it as death, think of it as fighting against death*

Having a 300 lb weight thrown into 1000 feet deep ocean with your ankle tied to a rope 100 feet up, and given 10 seconds to struggle before it's let go into the depths, with you trying to undo the knot before it's too late.

Being buried alive and having to try and break your way free before you suffocate.