Favorite quote from any movie.

[Dante'sInferno]

Mine would be...

Cleaning Man at Flophouse (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0295328/): Hey, buddy. You got a dead cat in there, or what?
[the Terminator visualizes: 'POSSIBLE RESPONSE: YES/NO; OR WHAT?; GO AWAY; PLEASE COME BACK LATER; FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE; FUCK YOU']
The Terminator (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000216/): Fuck you, asshole.

Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

Waiter (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0798164/): Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): Not if you want to keep your spleen.

Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!


Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): What?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): What country you from?
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): What?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): What?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): Yes!
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): Yes!
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): What, I-?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): He's b-b-black...
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Go on.
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): He's bald...
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Does he look like a bitch?
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): No!
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): I didn't.
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

[Shazbut]

"Get away from her you BITCH!" (Ripley - Aliens)

"May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places where you must walk." (Susan Ivanova - Babylon 5)

"Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander, daughter of Andrei and Sophie
Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is going to
kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth. I am Death incarnate, and
the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me." (B5 - again!)

[ferretchucker]

"Who's chopper is it?" "Zed's", "Who's zed?"

[B]"Zed's dead unny, zed's dead"

[_____V_____]

"When you have to shoot, shoot...don't talk!!" - Tuco

"Tsk...tsk...tsk...such ingratitude after all the times I have saved your life." - Man with No Name
(The Good, The Bad & The Ugly)


"It's a small world." - Col. Douglas Mortimer
"Yes, and very, very bad. Now c'mon, you light another match." - Wild
(For a Few Dollars More)


"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" - Harry Callahan

"Go ahead. Make my day." - Harry Callahan
(Dirty Harry)


"English, motherfucker, do you speak it? " - Jules Winnfield
(Pulp Fiction)


"Tell us everything! Everything!" - Francis Fratelli
"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life." - Chunk
"I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!" - Jake Fratelli
(The Goonies)


"Hasta la vista, baby." - The Terminator
(Terminator 2: Judgement Day)


"What happened today was just the beginning. We're gonna loose this war." - Elias
"Come on! You really think so? Us?" - Chris
"We've been kicking other peoples asses for so long I figured it's time we got ours kicked." - Elias

"I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy; we fought ourselves. The enemy was in us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days. As I'm sure Elias will be, fighting with Barnes for what Rhah called "possession of my soul." There are times since, I've felt like a child, born of those two fathers. But be that as it may, those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life." - Chris
(Platoon)

[GorePhobia]

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a *God*, you say "YES"! - Winston Zeddemore
(Ghostbusters)

[Dante'sInferno]

Kyle Reese (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000299/): Listen. And understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

[1beastieibe]

Better off Dead
Charles "Go that way really fast, if something gets in your way...turn"

Summer School
Chainsaw *SCREAMS* "Tension breaker, had to be done"

[jenna26]

Just a few of mine, hard to pick an absolute favorite....

Jaws

Mayor: I don't think either of one you are familiar with our problems.
Hooper: I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass.

Evil Dead 2

Ash: I'm fine... I'm fine...
Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

Ash: Groovy

Army of Darkness

Ash: Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.


American History X

Derek: I'm not. I'm lucky. I feel lucky because it's wrong, Danny. It's wrong and it was eating me up, it was going to kill me. And I kept asking myself all the time, how did I buy into this shit? It was because I was pissed off, and nothing I ever did ever took that feeling away. I killed two guys, Danny, I killed them. And it didn't make me feel any different. It just got me more lost and I'm tired of being pissed off, Danny. I'm just tired of it.

Animal House:

Otter: But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

Primal Fear:

Marty: If you want justice, go to a whorehouse. If you wanna get fucked, go to court.

[paws the great]

Reba: If there's anything I hate worse than pity,it's fake pity.

Dolarhyde: I have no pity. - Red Dragon

[toXsick]

http://usera.imagecave.com/ScottyUS/brewster_LRG.jpg

[The Mothman]

Harmonica: I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men.
Cheyenne: So?
Harmonica: Inside the men, there were three bullets.

^
Once Upon A Time In The West

best quote ever.

[jenna26]

More....

The Outlaw Josey Wales:

Josey Wales: Now remember, things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.

Bounty hunter: You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

[illdojo]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e107/illdojo/johnbelushi2.jpg
They took the bar......They took the whole fucking bar!!!!!
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e107/illdojo/fearandloathing_02.jpg
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Dante'sInferno]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e107/illdojo/johnbelushi2.jpg
They took the bar......They took the whole fucking bar!!!!!
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e107/illdojo/fearandloathing_02.jpg
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI need to finally watch Animal House.

[Wensday13]

Well, aint this place a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere.....
(O Brother where art thou)

If he wanted a fair fight he should have gone some where else....
(The life and times of Judge Roy Bean)

I cant rember it word for word but the Dr. Loomis to the policeman speech from Halloween.

Either hes alive, or hes dead, or the cops got him, or they dont
(Reservior Dogs)


The boogyman is real, and you found him.
(House of 1,000 corpses)

Youll all be whistling zipadedoda out of your assholes
(Vacation)

Yeah, Im William Money, Ive killed women and children, and Im here to kill you Little Bill
(The Unforgivin)

The killing father, no, no pleasure in that, everything leading up to it though, gonna be a blast
(Sin City)

[paws the great]

Kyle: This guy's Houdini squared. - Kiss the Girls



Kate: What do you want from me?
Casanova: Everything. - Kiss The Girls

[Smackytherabbit]

"I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do. "

-Casino



"Remember this: "Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same." "
-oldboy

[GorePhobia]

There's no settling down. It's going to be blood for blood and by the gallons. It's the old days. The bad days. The all-or-nothing days. They're back. - Marv
(Sin City)

[paws the great]

Sergeant Hartman:I will motivate you,Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.- Full Metal Jacket

[Demonique]

Don't debate with me girl! Just come here and die while you still have the option of doing it quickly! - Pinhead HR3

[The Mothman]

speaking of Sin City


"Thats a damn fine coat you're wearing" -Marv

[swiss tony]

can't be assed to read the whole thread so...
'say, thats a nice bike'

[bloodrayne]

"When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?"

[crabapple]

"Are you crazy? Is that your problem?" (Jack Burton, Big Trouble In Little China)

[bloody_ribcut]

CARLOS
I'm sorry to hear that. What were
they, psychos?

SETH
Did they look like psychos? They
were fuckin' vampires. Psychos don't
explode when sunlight hits 'em, I
don't care how crazy they are.

[jaybomb]

wheres the money lebowski, wheres the fucking money shit head

[swiss tony]

'why sir you are a cowardly son of a bitch! you just shot an unarmed man.'
'well if he's gonna decorate the front of his saloon with my friend then he better arm himself!'

[crabapple]

"Apes don't read philosophy!"

"Yes they do, they just don't understand it!"

[Dante'sInferno]

"Apes don't read philosophy!"

"Yes they do, they just don't understand it!"Hah,that's a good one!

[Wensday13]

Boy, the next words outta your mouth better be some brilliant fucking Mark Twain shit, cause its defantily getting chisled on your tombstone- Devils Rejects

[toXsick]

Boy, the next words outta your mouth better be some brilliant fucking Mark Twain shit, cause its defantily getting chisled on your tombstone- Devils Rejects
I heard Bill Mosely say this very line at a horror convention panel discussion this past weekend when asked what his favorite Otis line was from the film. William Forsythe was there, too, and he was funny as hell. Sid, Ken, Prescilla and Michael Berryman rounded out the guests of honor.

Legends, all of them.

[the_real_linda]

anything wednesday or debbie says on addams family values


Wednesday: I don't want to be in the pageant.
Gary: Don't you want me to realize my vision?
Wednesday: Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, or the Aristotelian unities.
Gary: Young lady, I am getting just a tad tired of your attitude problem.


Amanda: Is that your bathing suit?
Wednesday: Is that your overbite?
Gary: One of you will be the drowning victim and the one will be our lifesaver.
Amanda: I'll be the victim!
Wednesday: All your life.



Wednesday: Wait! We cannot break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, and you will play golf, and eat hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They said do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller. And for all of these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.



Uncle Fester: I'm her husband.
Debbie: Fester!
Uncle Fester: Gimme a kiss.
Debbie: Gimme a twenty.

[jenna26]

A few more....

The Full Monty

Dave: No. And they won't say nowt about your personality neither. Which is good 'cause you're basically a bastard. Bollocks to your personality - this is what they're looking at, right? And I'll tell you summat, mate. Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is none.

Animal House

Jennings: Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation and his jokes are terrible (bell rings)....but that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I am waiting for reports from some of you...listen...I'm not joking. This is my job!

Jaws

Brody: It doesn't make any sense when you pay a guy like you to watch sharks.
Hooper: Well, it doesn't make much sense for a guy who hates the water to live on an island either.
Brody: It's only an island if you look at it from the water.
Hooper: That makes a lot of sense.



Wonder Boys

Grady: She's a transvestite.
Crabtree: You're stoned.
Grady: She's still a transvestite.

James Leer: Now that is a big trunk. It holds a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog and a garment bag almost perfectly.
Grady: That's just what they used to say in the ads.

[the_real_linda]

"anti-fat-bastard cream there is none." lol!!:D i never liked that film as a whole much tho and i was disappointed you didnt get to see owt at the end :( :(


Tiffany: Auday duay dumbalar. Give me the power, I beg of you. Auday duay dumbalar. Give me the power, I beg of you. La mwar de sway de pwa de yo. Se swa seten de pwa de mor. Auday deway dum balar. Awake! Awake! Awake! Awake! Awake! Awake!



Chucky: What would Martha Stewart say?
Tiffany: Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt! I've spent all day over a hot stove, making cookies and making Swedish meatballs, and for what? A man who doesn't appreciate me! A man who can't even wash one fucking dish! A man who isn't even a man at all where it counts if you get my drift! -to Jade- Believe me honey, plastic is no substitute for a nice hunk of wood!
Chucky: I didn't hear her complaining last night.Any guy who is a big hunk of plastic is probably battery operated to get a reaction out of you in bed. And by the way, where the hell did you learn to bake?

[deathrider]

Captain Spaulding in The Devils Rejects:

"If you're gonna start the killing, best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, or I'll come back and make you my bitch.

[the_real_linda]

Catch 22


Yossarian: Let me see if I've got this straight: in order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy and I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy any more and I have to keep flying.

[Dante'sInferno]

Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
David Van Patten (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0756083/): The maitre 'd at Canal Bar?
Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s.
Craig McDermott (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0524197/): So what did he say?
Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): "When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."
David Van Patten (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0756083/): And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): "What her head would look like on a stick...”
[laughs]

[Dante'sInferno]

Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000353/): Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000353/): What whole Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): Well, he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): [to drycleaner] If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you.


[to Al, a homeless person]
Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): Get a god-damn job Al.

[Dante'sInferno]

Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): Jean, I'm not going to make it... I'm not going to... make it... to the office this afternoon.
Jean (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001721/): [alarmed] What is it, Patrick? Are you all right?
Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): Stop sounding so fucking... sad. Jesus.


Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0505971/): It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
Catherine Martin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0807548/): Mister... my family will pay cash. Whatever ransom you're askin' for, they pay it.
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0505971/): It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
[to his dog, Precious]
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0505971/): Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!
Catherine Martin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0807548/): Okay... okay... okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - I won't press charges I promise. See, my mom is a real important woman... I guess you already know that.
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0505971/): Now it places the lotion in the basket.
Catherine Martin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0807548/): Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0505971/): It places the lotion in the basket.
Catherine Martin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0807548/): I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0505971/): Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

Hannibal Lecter (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000164/): A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

[the_real_linda]

saving face

Ma: [in Mandarin] Is that how you speak to your ma who worked nights so you could eat? Who stayed in labor without painkillers so you wouldn't turn dim-witted like your cousin Jimmy? Had I known you would grow so ungrateful I would have held you in.






Vivian Shing: Your hot dog got cold so I fed it to the birds.
Wil: Careful. We don't wanna train them to eat flesh.




Wai Gung - Grandpa: Don't come back until you have a husband to match the child.



and oh the cuteness-
Wil: So how come we never met before now?
Vivian Shing: We did meet. Nineteen years ago. I was 8, you were 9. Outside the temple.
Wil: I don't remember.
Vivian Shing: The Wong boys were taunting me about my parents' divorce. You beat the crap out of them. You were wearing a Kristy McNichol t-shirt, tan cords and a pageboy. You spilled your mom's groceries. We scooped them into a bag.
Wil: That's right, and then...
Vivian Shing: And then I kissed you on the nose. And you ran.




and cuter still-


Mrs. Shing: [Leaving message on the answering machine] Hello, Viviea? This is your mother. Just calling to say hi. Hope your birthday good. Did Wil show up? Thought you may wanna talk after she leaves. Oh, maybe she's still there? Okay. Bye.
Wil: Oh, my God. You talked to your mother about us?
Vivian Shing: Yeah. So?
Wil: "So"? Does she know we have sex?
Vivian Shing: [sighs] No, Wil. She thinks we conjugate Latin verbs.
Wil: Really?

[crabapple]

REGGIE. Okay, I see it, I see it all now. What we gotta do, is we gotta snag that Tall Dude, and STOMP THE SHIT OUT OF HIM, and we'll find out what the hell is goin' on up there. Yeah...we'll lay that sucker out flat and drive a stake right through his goddamn heart!

MIKE. You gotta be shittin' me, man, that mother's STRONG!




(This is one of the funniest, craziest-sounding exchanges I've ever heard in a movie!)

[swiss tony]

'hell i like you. i'm gonna take you home and let you fuck my sister'
or words to that affect. also, countless other quotes from full metal jacket. 'if ya eat the peanuts out of my shiiiiit'

[crippler666]

"I want to shoot you so bad my dick's hard" - New Jack City

"Yeah and while were at it why don't we clean the whole fucking house?" - Idol Hands

"A man has one bucket which holds 5 gallons of water and another bucket that holds 3 gallons of water, how many buckets does the man have?" - Idiocracy

"I know you guys have been through alot, but if you could find the time I would rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH" - The Thing

"Ready for some lovin' kitten?" - Ted Bundy

"No Fucker leaves till we find out what c*** did it" - Trainspotting

"We only need one man to take on all 3 of your fighters and anyone else that has the, balls to step in the ring" - No Retreat No Surrender

"Oh my God shes really drunk" - Shaun of the Dead

"Shut up or I'll piss in your face" - Spetters

Bender: "I wanna be just like you, I figure all I need is lobotamy and some tights"
Johnson: "You wear tights?"
Clark: "No I wear the required wrestling uniform".
Johnson: "Tights".
Clark: "Shut Up".
- The Breakfast Club

[The Mothman]

[QUOTE=crippler666;605608
"A man has one bucket which holds 5 gallons of water and another bucket that holds 3 gallons of water, how many buckets does the man have?" - Idiocracy

"[/QUOTE]

hah. love that movie.

[the_real_linda]

Bender: "I wanna be just like you, I figure all I need is lobotamy and some tights"
Johnson: "You wear tights?"
Clark: "No I wear the required wrestling uniform".
Johnson: "Tights".
Clark: "Shut Up".
- The Breakfast Club

the breakfast club rules....... dont care what anyone says its a perfect film....


bender "Eat.... my .... shorts"

classic line!

[Posher778]

I'll do a POTC run.

Favorite from:

#1- STOP BLOWIN HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!

#2- I've got a jar of diiiirrrttt/ tied with- ..My compass works fine...

#3- Hows mum? *head* ........She looks great!

[the_real_linda]

scream-

billy- movies don't create psychos.........movies make psychos more creative

[Posher778]

scream-

billy- movies don't create psychos.........movies make psychos more creative

scream 3-


You know why you kill people (killer), do you?! BECAUSE YOU CHOOSE TO there is NO other reason!

"fuck you"

WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE SOME FUCKIN RESPONSIBILITY AND.....

"FUCK YOU"

"no FUCK YOU"