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AmericanManiac
04-25-2007, 04:25 AM
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Cast:Bill Moseley, Joe Bob Briggs, PJ Soles, Zoe Hunter

Spring break. It's a time for fun, sun, drinking and lots of sex for most spring breakers eager to get away from College and higher learning, and for a group of young New Yorkers from the big apple on their way to Florida, it's what they were expecting. Throughout the trip the group of northerners encounter a startling discovery when travelling into rural Kentucky - southern hospitality does not apply to everyone.

After warnings from the grimy, impoverished locals, and an old and blind mountain woman, the group continue on their trip, exulting in the beauty of nature and the initial thrill of the appalachia.

When they come to a country rest stop, they notice a tent revival taking place and find themselves exposed to a world of conservative ideas, religious dogma and more importantly a secret order derived of a small religious sect whose blood thirsty leader is charasmatic and his followers are driven by pure evil.

As the trip becomes darker and darker, the group come to a nightmarish grip of reality and what it means to survive outside the safety net of "civilization."

bloody_ribcut
04-25-2007, 05:04 AM
i wonder who's the blood thrsty leader(bill)........

AmericanManiac
04-25-2007, 05:16 AM
i wonder who's the blood thrsty leader(bill)........

That is what I am really hoping, one bad thing(maybe) Is the director is looking at Jessica Simpson, he says he thinks she can be the next scream queen.

bloody_ribcut
04-25-2007, 05:21 AM
you better be joking!
jessica simpson?
hell no, she's good to look at but in a horror film?

i bet the director is just trying to get a piece of ass..

AmericanManiac
04-25-2007, 05:26 AM
you better be joking!
jessica simpson?
hell no, she's good to look at but in a horror film?

i bet the director is just trying to get a piece of ass..

:p I wish I was joking my friend. heres the article link (http://www.horror-movies.ca/horror_7967.html)

Heres the article:
Recently we have seen a huge influx of A-list celebrities making the plunge into horror films. For example Jim Carrey, Haylie Duff, Renee Zellweger and even Brad Pitt has been rumored to star in World War Z. So who is next? Jessica Simpon according to director C.L. Gregory.

Today it was announced that Jessica Simpson is currently in final negotiations with Gregory to appear in his independent horror flick The Kentucky Fried Horror Show. The film is scheduled to begin filming at the end of this year. Gregory feels that Jessica Simpson "the girl that can become the next horror scream queen."

“I felt that the script needed someone that could carry the weight of its character and without doubt, Jessica was my first and only consideration for the role. She’s never done a horror film to date and we felt she was ready for a project like this as it will be a very emotional and demanding piece of work for her. But I don’t see anyone who can pull it off better than Jessica Simpson” Gregory says.

When asked about the film itself he actually has a pretty cool idea for it, "I wanted to put the grind back into grindhouse. The movie is simply about a group of college kids on spring break that head to Florida from New York via road trip. Once they get into Kentucky things change from good to bad when they encounter a murderous southern religious cult that has an appetite for blood letting.” Gregory said.

He also says he has several other people in the wings looking to sign on including Bill Moseley, P.J. Soles, Joe Bob Briggs, Polly Holliday, Scarlett Palmers and even, get this, Hillary Duff. Yea this is begining to sound a little odd. I'm not completely sure on the validity of this Press Release since it didn't come from Variety or The Hollywood Reporter but it does sound like a pretty kick ass movie. We'll have to see what happens with this project.

bloody_ribcut
04-25-2007, 06:05 AM
its all about her reaching out to a new audience...she wants more fans and money..so she can move to that new planet.

AmericanManiac
04-25-2007, 06:36 AM
its all about her reaching out to a new audience...she wants more fans and money..so she can move to that new planet.

:p I think that is where she came from.

PhilnEdee
04-25-2007, 04:44 PM
:p I think that is where she came from.


Tom Cruise is there waiting for her.

Papillon Noir
04-26-2007, 10:42 AM
So I take it that this movie has no relation whatsoever to Kentucky Fried Movie? That what I thought of when I read the title, but it seems they want a serious gory movie.

Though I find it hard to believe that Jessica Simpson was the director's "first and only consideration". I think the guy needs to get out more.

trx1
04-27-2007, 05:49 AM
Why does this sound like 2000 maniacs :confused:

chaibill
04-27-2007, 06:15 AM
wow how did they come up with that tag line " putting the grind back in grindhouse" that is amazing ....is this going to be a comedy sounds like the tag line for Scary Movie 5. right up there with what was that Knight's Tale "he will rock you" is this the same production house as grindhouse is that why they are trying to ride on their thunder. i think when they do something like that they will put less effort in to the film they think simpson and grindhouse are going to ensure success.

PhilnEdee
04-27-2007, 03:56 PM
or even worse...2001 Maniacs.

can't get enough gore
04-28-2007, 12:55 PM
Will chicken be making an appearance in this film ;)

PhilnEdee
04-28-2007, 05:57 PM
Will chicken be making an appearance in this film ;)

No...but rumor has it that the Colonel will be kicking some southern ass!

can't get enough gore
04-29-2007, 06:14 AM
No...but rumor has it that the Colonel will be kicking some southern ass!

LMAO you just made my day