In a few hours time

[stubbornforgey]

I have family up from the south island and we will be having an easter egg hunt
but the highlight of today will be the sports challenge between the 2 islands..north and south families.
Games are rugby 'mixed' teams
Netball 'mixed' teams
Billiards
Basketball

heres my dilemma..
North Island family are very fucken lazy (my team) not to mention FAT!!
the only running they do is to the kitchen when the food is ready.
Right now the south island family are out training at 4.am and mine are either
still drunk at the 'sports challenge celebration' party or feeding thier faces at the all night takeouts bar.

I am a bastard of a captain..I want to win..
I need tips on how to cheat !!!!!!!!:o

[alkytrio666]

What's netball?

[bloodrayne]

What's netball?Like volleyball?...Maybe

[alkytrio666]

Like volleyball?...Maybe
Ah yes, perhaps...

Anyway, sounds like a good time.

[crabapple]

You have to make them think about eggs, meditate on eggs really, have the egg in their mind, the shape of an eg, and have em picture different colors of eggs. then when they gets to looking for egs, their brain will be psychic to find egs. give them some Starbucks also andf tell them "a bean is like an egg, it is a plant's version o f the egg, and if you drink this bean drink it will help you, help you find the eg"

[stubbornforgey]

What's netball?

'sigh'..netball http://warriordoc.com/netball.htm

http://www.netballmagic.co.nz/magic/main.cfm



crabapple..hows that gonna make my team win..???
They arrived here at 6 am..and fell asleep ..
the other team captain is having a good laugh at the expense of my team.

i need good cheating hints and FAST !!:o

[stubbornforgey]

Cheat=kicking male opponents in the balls.



YEAH!!! thats it .. :D

[stubbornforgey]

Its quite funny..these dudes are dressing up in matching sweat suits..hahahaha
they look like a buncha fucken queers..
my team are looking like they fell off the back of a truck..
the only thing going for them is ..they are brushing thier hair..


Its hilarious.

em feeding the other team up with all the fatty foods i can think of for brekkie and have ordered my team to only eat toast and juice.
You should see thier faces..
like i just put them on a lifetime diet.. :rolleyes:

[crabapple]

I'll bet if you tell them what you're doing they'll think "oooohhhh..." and go along with it better

you can also go and kick the other team in the poop nuts and that'll make them slower.

[stubbornforgey]

oh ppl!!
well..my team got an ass wiping..LOL..
actually ass wiping is too easy..we got our a whopping of a lifetime.
My fucken team 'the fat bastards' walked on to the field..did the old 'gonna kick your ass growly look'..taunted the opposing team to the max'..
then when the games started...my team sat down in the middle of the it cos they were tired..and hungry and were thirsty or they wanted to go to the toilet..hahahahaha ,..was damn hysterical.
My team barely worked up enough sweat to do anything.
I lost my voice by yelling at them to do something fucken dramatic apart from LOSING.
They were huffing and puffing...some stepped off the field for a ciggie..some just laid down in the middle of the field and went to sleep..total chaos.
I wouldn't mind if they were kids but we are talking 25 yrs n upwards..
'i knew i shouldve put more empathis on cheating..like putting laxitives in the opposing teams food..

BUT..when it came for the food to be ready...my team broke all track records..knocking over old ppl and squashing little kids to get to the table.
I had never laughed so much than this easter weekend.
Was the best. :D


Family oi' :rolleyes:

[crabapple]

Oh, that's a funny story!!!!!! Just passing out in the middle of the field. Jeepers.

[Posher778]

What's netball?

Not even half as exciting as the adorable little kiwi birds over there.;)

[Posher778]

'sigh'..netball http://warriordoc.com/netball.htm

http://www.netballmagic.co.nz/magic/main.cfm



crabapple..hows that gonna make my team win..???
They arrived here at 6 am..and fell asleep ..
the other team captain is having a good laugh at the expense of my team.

i need good cheating hints and FAST !!:o

Flash the other team as a distraction.

[stubbornforgey]

damn..now you tell me this.


I shouldve got one of my aging aunties to do this..
dressed her up in a mini skirt..displaying all her verocise veins
and all its glory..and got her to be thier cheerleader. fuck!!

:o