View Full Version : I have GOT to see this film!
AsylumSeeker
03-23-2007, 09:10 PM
You Can't Stop the Murders (2003, Australia)
Police in the tiny Australian town of Sleepy West are baffled by a series of murders in which a biker, a construction worker, a sailor, a cowboy and an Indian are killed. To their horror, they realise that someone is killing people with the same occupations as the Village People, and there is one occupation left - the cop! With the help of a reluctant detective from out of town, the police race to find the killer before one of them turns up dead.
AsylumSeeker
03-23-2007, 09:20 PM
Hell no! SHE really has to see it! Think about it...killing the Village People symbolically....that's freaking brilliant!
Did I mention I have a real sweet tooth for bad B horror?
AsylumSeeker
03-23-2007, 09:25 PM
Lol..laudable, man, very commendable. I love retarded horror films, though. Blood Sucking Pharoahs in Pittsburgh just killed me. They are even better when they are meant to be serious. Have you ever seen Scarecrow Gone Wild...funniest thing I think I've ever seen. I almost peed myself laughing watching that one.
AsylumSeeker
03-23-2007, 09:29 PM
Haha! Nah, I'm not that sensitive. Besides, online I always get taken for a young guy. I play horror video games, love horror movies, read stupid online stuff like Retarded Animal Babies, have a vast South Park collection, and quote Invader Zim far too much. I'm used to it..lol. The fact that I'm a grown woman and CFO of a company that doesn't weigh 300lbs or look like I've been beaten with an ugly stick really screws with people's heads.
AsylumSeeker
03-23-2007, 09:43 PM
Hahaha! I did, but how anticlimatic would that be after STE's offer of penis pics?
ManchestrMorgue
03-23-2007, 11:42 PM
I've seen this movie.
It's an Australian film, I saw it on our local cable network. It was a few years ago now, but from what I can remember it was actually quite funny.
stubbornforgey
03-24-2007, 05:37 AM
You Can't Stop the Murders (2003, Australia)
Police in the tiny Australian town of Sleepy West are baffled by a series of murders in which a biker, a construction worker, a sailor, a cowboy and an Indian are killed. To their horror, they realise that someone is killing people with the same occupations as the Village People, and there is one occupation left - the cop! With the help of a reluctant detective from out of town, the police race to find the killer before one of them turns up dead.
who killed the Village People ???
Where's the love......
http://www.daytondailynews.com/shared-gen/blogs/dayton/education/media/villagepeople.jpg
Posher778
03-24-2007, 07:11 AM
Lol..laudable, man, very commendable. I love retarded horror films, though. Blood Sucking Pharoahs in Pittsburgh just killed me. They are even better when they are meant to be serious. Have you ever seen Scarecrow Gone Wild...funniest thing I think I've ever seen. I almost peed myself laughing watching that one.
You... like... bloodsucking pharoahs????? Will you marry me??!?!?
were they killed. . . IN THE NAVY
or was it at the . . . YMCA??
bloodrayne
03-24-2007, 04:18 PM
Where on earth would they come up with a concept like this?
They should make a 'pop star killer' movie now...Take out all the Britneys, Moores, and uhh...shit, I don't remember all their names but they're all the same...You know what I'm talking about
AsylumSeeker
03-25-2007, 11:06 AM
Where on earth would they come up with a concept like this?
They should make a 'pop star killer' movie now...Take out all the Britneys, Moores, and uhh...shit, I don't remember all their names but they're all the same...You know what I'm talking about
I know exactly what you mean. All the bleachy non-singers famous for their tan lines vs. talent. Then all the WB 3 namers who make such a hit with the pedophiles. I'd pay to see an entire franchise of that! I'm just happy I've gotten to see Paris Hilton die on film. Only happened twice so far and was not as graphic or painful looking as I might have hoped, but hope springs eternal :P
crabapple
03-25-2007, 11:11 AM
"And it's called.....'LADY KILLER'...."
"No no no no no....BRADY KILLER. Remember? He only kills women named Marsha, Jan, and Cindy."
http://www.thedigitalbits.com/reviews2/freeenterprise.jpg
AsylumSeeker
03-25-2007, 11:53 AM
LOL! That's beautiful!
crabapple
03-25-2007, 12:37 PM
"Free Enterprise" is a really good movie, and it's funny, too.
AsylumSeeker
03-25-2007, 12:53 PM
I'll watch anything with Shatner..lol.