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Wicked Lady
01-06-2004, 06:36 AM
These pets aren't so cute
ds_spoon
01-06-2004, 06:46 AM
i said cujo
and those things from critters are either critters or crites;)
Mud Mutt
01-06-2004, 07:00 AM
I went for a baby werewolf. (ahh kindred spirits) Of course it wouldn't be a pet, just a friend.
Wicked Lady
01-06-2004, 07:04 AM
Originally posted by Mud Mutt
I went for a baby werewolf. (ahh kindred spirits) Of course it wouldn't be a pet, just a friend.
As soon as I typed that, somehow I knew that you would like it:D
ds_spoon
01-06-2004, 07:05 AM
Originally posted by Mud Mutt
I went for a baby werewolf. (ahh kindred spirits) Of course it wouldn't be a pet, just a friend.
exactly thats why i picked cujo i wouldent have a baby werewolf as a pet:D
Mud Mutt
01-06-2004, 07:07 AM
Of course I could go for a Kitsune.
Robert
01-06-2004, 07:20 AM
the thang that i have loked in my celler is cool exept he dont say mommy he say die die die i'll kill them all burn down the house die.......................
went for the last one except it doesn't call me mummy, I had to wire its mouth shut to keep it quiet, naughty pet
meetthecreeper
01-06-2004, 09:18 AM
Not to altar the thread much but I voted for the cellar, closet I could come rto my underground lair. I would have a red dragon, extreme intellegence and breathes fire what more could you ask for, a nightmare, dont know what this is pick up the dragonlance novel about Lord Soth, this is a horse from Hell, pure black and hooves of fire, lastly to guard the lair, that 3 headed dog from Harry Potter or how about 2.
Je Suis Phnomne
01-06-2004, 10:03 AM
I want one of those "Shit Weasels" from Dream Catcher, and a pair of iron boxers.;)
mudsliptones
01-06-2004, 10:36 AM
I picked the real vamp bat, was thinking on a wolf to though
but hell, bats are cool
Je Suis Phnomne
01-06-2004, 10:56 AM
I picked Cujo, sure he weighs as much as a volkswagon, and is psycho as hell, but hey, so was my prom date.
I'd have to have a shock collar for him though, with a sensor that zapped his 4 legged yetti lookin ass if he got to close to me.
Other than that its just cuz I love dogs, and would feel bad for him most likely.
bloodrayne
01-06-2004, 12:00 PM
Well...I would have to consider this very carefully...As I already have control over Cerberus, and he is quite a jealous beast...I'm afraid that he would devour any other pet that I may procure...There just wouldn't be any peace in hell at all...:)
mudsliptones
01-06-2004, 12:19 PM
Im still the only one with a bat
damn you people, bats rule, and this one is a vampiric bat, know them, they are cool
http://bss.sfsu.edu/geog/bholzman/courses/fall99projects/vampire3.jpg
http://www.sciencenmore.com/bat-vampire_001.jpg
who could not love this
psyco_wolf
01-06-2004, 01:21 PM
baby werewolf friend!!!
cant forget the other ones too! huskies, malamutes, coyotes, foxes, and kitsunes! (kitsunes are spirit foxes, i know the difference... but they are both cool anyways!!!)
Ritualistic
01-06-2004, 01:54 PM
the one in my cellar... <grin>
Arioch
01-06-2004, 02:04 PM
the TROLL, all the way. He could live in your walls and steal your breath........watchout children......
Sam The Egg
01-06-2004, 02:15 PM
Gremlin before it turns all evil and green. I just want Gizmo
MichaelMyers
01-06-2004, 02:30 PM
I'm surprised nobody said, "THE MONSTER IN MY PAAAAANTSS!!111!!!!".
My vote is for Cujo. A worthy defense against intruders, indeed.
Killer Clown#1
01-06-2004, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Gremlin before it turns all evil and green. I just want Gizmo Me too:D. Just look how could'int you wan't himhttp://www.kapowgifts.com/acatalog/gremlins_coaster.jpg
http://www.linguaggioglobale.com/mostri/img/123GREML.jpg
crazy clown
01-06-2004, 03:52 PM
gizmo was so cool
VampRocker
01-06-2004, 03:57 PM
Gizmo! He seems to be the most faithful out of the selection...that is, of course, if you don't let him eat after midnight!
bloodygurl02
01-06-2004, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by Killer Clown#1
Me too:D. Just look how could'int you wan't himhttp://www.kapowgifts.com/acatalog/gremlins_coaster.jpg
http://www.linguaggioglobale.com/mostri/img/123GREML.jpg
i picked gremlins. i like b4 they bcome green. gizmo is so cute. i used to have a kitten named gizmo but any way i picked that. and the gremlin w/ the mohawk was also kool looking. just remeber those 3 rules ppl. all were good choices by the way for pets
1. NO BRIGHT LIGHTS IT WILL KILL THEM
2. DON'T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT
AND MOST IMPORATANT #3
3. DON'T GET THEM WET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ritualistic
01-06-2004, 05:46 PM
Gizmo fucking rocks... !!! when I was younger I had a plush toy of him.. I would talk to him, hoping he would do his little sweet grunts back at me... LMAO hahahahahahaha!!!
anyways here is my little pet http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/ups/DeNiro/fight.gif
Sam The Egg
01-06-2004, 07:34 PM
did yours make squeeking noises when you shook it? We had one that did. But we had to get rid of it not too long ago because it was getting RATTY
Wicked Lady
01-07-2004, 06:17 AM
Originally posted by bloodygurl02
i picked gremlins. i like b4 they bcome green. gizmo is so cute. i used to have a kitten named gizmo but any way i picked that. and the gremlin w/ the mohawk was also kool looking. just remeber those 3 rules ppl. all were good choices by the way for pets
1. NO BRIGHT LIGHTS IT WILL KILL THEM
2. DON'T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT
AND MOST IMPORATANT #3
3. DON'T GET THEM WET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't get them wet?.....WHY NOT??? who wouldn't want a bunch of little Gizmos running aroud? The best part is, if one of them eats a late night snack then you can just shoot it, and return to your little friends that are still cute!
Lady V
01-07-2004, 01:52 PM
I pick Gremlins but I also would like to have one of the Critters
bloodygurl02
01-07-2004, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Wicked Lady
Don't get them wet?.....WHY NOT??? who wouldn't want a bunch of little Gizmos running aroud? The best part is, if one of them eats a late night snack then you can just shoot it, and return to your little friends that are still cute!
cuz the off sring he has r either crazy or mean. the one w/ the mohawk was really mean. he tried to hurt gizmo. i agree they r cute but too many could result in chaos.
teenagezombie
01-07-2004, 07:37 PM
i picked vampire bat.....my aunt works at a center in south america and she gave me a baby vampire bat a few years ago that had a broken wing........i named him scuzz their easy to take care of.......though he does sometimes bite lol
predfan
01-07-2004, 09:24 PM
baby werewolf, would be fluffy and cute.....until it grew up
Wicked Lady
01-08-2004, 04:14 AM
Originally posted by bloodygurl02
cuz the off sring he has r either crazy or mean. the one w/ the mohawk was really mean. he tried to hurt gizmo. i agree they r cute but too many could result in chaos.
They can't cause chaos if they're sadated! :D :D
plus, a little chaos is fun sometimes!
Haunted
01-08-2004, 05:05 AM
Picked a Gremlin. A real gremlin, not those smilely furry smarmy little bastards that sing. I want one of those real motherfuckers....maybe it could fix the coffee pot or tell someone how to make good coffee....
Sorry
I've always had a thing for the green ones. I'd want to have some of that smarts syrum like in the terrible 2nd movie. That way, we could have in depth conversations about animal and para-animal rights.
I would have loved to have been clever enough to think of the creature in my cellar being a dragon ;) but again, it's this shitty coffee.
Also, considering that I live in the cellar, I guess I am the creature in the cellar that whines, "Mommy," (Usually, "Mommy, why does the coffee suck?"...sorry...again...coffee problems).
HappyCamper
01-08-2004, 05:33 AM
i voted for Gremlins, i'd love a pet i could make multiple by simply adding water!!
bloodygurl02
01-08-2004, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Wicked Lady
They can't cause chaos if they're sadated! :D :D
plus, a little chaos is fun sometimes!
[QUOTE]Originally posted by HappyCamper
i voted for Gremlins, i'd love a pet i could make multiple by simply adding water!! [/QUOTE
chaos is good somtimes very true. i think i would b happy w/ just one lil gizmo. the others just weren't as cute as gizmo. he was cute in the rambo outfit:D
ds_spoon
01-08-2004, 12:47 PM
i must say i like gremlins but look at the other pets cujo the monster u already have in your basement whatever it is but gremlins better than them no-way srry...
good day
Wicked Lady
01-09-2004, 04:57 AM
How come no one wanted Ash's hand! I think it would be fun to have a living hand as a pet!
Je Suis Phnomne
01-09-2004, 05:44 AM
Originally posted by Wicked Lady
How come no one wanted Ash's hand! I think it would be fun to have a living hand as a pet!
I was thinking about Ash's hand at first but then took a few things into consideration:
1. It can flip you off, or others which could make for a real bad day
2. It can make prank calls to 911 and keep hanging up
3. I dont think it sleeps, if it doesnt sleep I dont trust it
4. The whole choking thing is a bit worrisome
5. It can and most likely WILL let in intruders... *not a very good guard*
6. It would most likely be the one to feed and water the gremlins
7. It would most likely be the one to toss a cup of blood on ya as a swarm of vampire bats fly by.
8. It would most likely be the one to tie a pork chop around your neck KNOWING that Cujo is waiting outside.
9. It would most likely be the one to help the Troll steal the breath from little kids and most assuradly be the first one to point at ME when questions were being asked.
10. It would most likely be the one to call animal control and get my lil baby werewolf quarantined or something.
11. And it would most likely befriend the monster in the cellar, becoming the surrogate "mommy" and turning it against me, by bringing it treats and petting it regularly while Im at work.
bloodrayne
01-30-2004, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
I was thinking about Ash's hand at first but then took a few things into consideration:
1. It can flip you off, or others which could make for a real bad day
2. It can make prank calls to 911 and keep hanging up
3. I dont think it sleeps, if it doesnt sleep I dont trust it
4. The whole choking thing is a bit worrisome
5. It can and most likely WILL let in intruders... *not a very good guard*
6. It would most likely be the one to feed and water the gremlins
7. It would most likely be the one to toss a cup of blood on ya as a swarm of vampire bats fly by.
8. It would most likely be the one to tie a pork chop around your neck KNOWING that Cujo is waiting outside.
9. It would most likely be the one to help the Troll steal the breath from little kids and most assuradly be the first one to point at ME when questions were being asked.
10. It would most likely be the one to call animal control and get my lil baby werewolf quarantined or something.
11. And it would most likely befriend the monster in the cellar, becoming the surrogate "mommy" and turning it against me, by bringing it treats and petting it regularly while Im at work.
Very clever
avenged_soul
01-30-2004, 04:12 PM
i like that!!! gremlens rock!!!!!! i would have chosen the one with "the thing in the basement that calls you mommy but im 16 and dont have ne kids nor do i plan on it (for a while) but if something were to call me mommy "he" would be in my closet!! lol :D :p ;) :rolleyes: :cool: :) :eek: :confused:
Hate_Breeder
01-30-2004, 06:35 PM
i picked ash's severed hand. but i would keep it in a tank with a branch and a leaf:)
Rotting Eye
01-30-2004, 06:43 PM
I picked the thing that lives in my cellar.. Cuz I thought of the lady from the Evil Dead that was in the cellar.. I'd throw all the people down there that I don't like. Damn, that's be a lot of people. She'd get all nice and fat.
bloodrayne
01-30-2004, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
i picked ash's severed hand. but i would keep it in a tank with a branch and a leaf:)
LOL...Dude, it is NOT a lizard...:D
bloodygurl02
01-30-2004, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
i picked ash's severed hand. but i would keep it in a tank with a branch and a leaf:)
yes but waht if you accidentaly left the lid of the tank and it got out or if it opens the lid to the tank itself and gets out and strangels you then waht are u gonna do?
Rotting Eye
01-30-2004, 06:48 PM
Sound like Idol Hands anyone?
bloodrayne
01-30-2004, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
Sound like Idol Hands anyone?
What about the old B/W..."The Hand"...Remember that one?
And of course, The Addams Family's..."Thing"
bloodygurl02
01-30-2004, 07:02 PM
its not up here as a pet but i thought it was kool i forget its name but it lived under the stair case on the tv show the munsters
Sam The Egg
01-30-2004, 07:13 PM
http://home.iximd.com/~trkarsch/scaryfuckingfish.jpg
that's my dream pet
bloodygurl02
01-30-2004, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
http://home.iximd.com/~trkarsch/scaryfuckingfish.jpg
that's my dream pet
what kind of fish is that??????
Sam The Egg
01-30-2004, 07:32 PM
that's the infamous "Scary Fucking Fish"
Rotting Eye
01-30-2004, 07:50 PM
That looks like what I had for dinner last night.