Lines you'd never hear in a horror film

[Ash's_evil_hand]

So how about some lines you'd never hear in a horror film. I'll start.

'I know, let's go somewhere less isolated'
'Okay, okay, you got me. It was me all along'
'That's not a knife - THIS is a knife!'
'No, wait, I've had an idea. I'll wait for help to arrive'
'And they all lived happily ever after'
'You know, I'm just not cut out for this serial killer thing...'

:)

Any more?

[DP McCoy]

"If we all stick together the monster/serial killer/beast/creature/alien will never be able to pick us off one by one in progresssively gorier and inventive set pieces you bunch of numbnuts!":)

[Ash's_evil_hand]

Hey DP, how are ya? I guess everyone else is still in bed then, eh?

[DP McCoy]

Ey oop Ash,aye early doors in't states i reckon.I'm alreet,ows thee sen?
I''m going to have to give the accent a rest:p

[Despare]

"Wait... let's talk this out."

[Gus]

"i dont smoke"

[Despare]

Not part of the movie itself but instead a line from PC after a popular new horror film makes tons of money.

"Ladies and gentlemen... there will NOT be a sequel."

[Ash's_evil_hand]

'No, I'm not going in there - it's too dark and scary'

'Who brought the f**king orchestra?'

'Ah good, it started first time. And I didn't drop my keys'

[Ash's_evil_hand]

baby its not you its me this is why i kill ...slash!

im dead and my dick fell off this is why i kill .

I can see a pattern emerging here! ;)

How about:

'You can't miss her. She's Japanese, and has short, blonde, dry hair.'

[Despare]

"What was that noise?"

"I don't know but I sure as hell ain't checkin' it out. Let's go!"

[Ash's_evil_hand]

I'm wanting to see this film already!

[The STE]

"Guys, what are the odds that EVERYBODY in the town is crazy? How about we not go into the creepy old mansion. I mean, Red Roof Inn is right there, anyways."

[Unaboner3000]

"No thanks, I quit smoking dope."

<guy to the hot horny chick> "Bitch, are you crazy? Fuck now? There's psycho trying to kill us!"

"Why am I running slower than Corky from Life Goes On!"

[The STE]

<killer about to kill teenagers mid-fucking>"Omigosh! BOOBS!"

[Ash's_evil_hand]

'You're probably just imagining it. No, wait, you're probably NOT just imagining it'

'A weekend away in the woods? No thanks, I think I'll stay at home with my X-box.'

[crabapple]

GUY 1. What do you got there? (looking to see what GUY 2 is fiddling with)

GUY 2. Peanut.

(GUY 2 DROPS the peanut.)

GUY 2. Shit!!

[Despare]

"Ok, why don't we all group up and agree on a leader who we can all listen to."

[massacre man]

"Screw you guys, I'm goin' home"

[Ripture]

Girl - "Do we really need to go into this abandoned summer camp for the weekend?"

Guy - "ah screw it, lets go to disneyland"

[VampiricClown]

Girl - "I'd rather stay a virgin."
Guy - "Yeah, me too."

[Papillon Noir]

"I don't think going to the cemetary tonight with a warlock's spellbook and an amulet from a demon to have sex and do lots of drugs is a good idea. It is Halloween after all. I know, let's stay in and watch Bambi! We could try resurrecting the dead next week. I don't think they're in a hurry anyway."

[pinkerton]

"Dave, see if you can talk us out of this.Maybe if you offer your wife to the killer he will let us go".

[pinkerton]

*silent pause and Jason pulls off the mask*



"Hell yes!I'm really Gus"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gus]

jason/gus: "thats right bitch, compton ass gus in this piece".

[pinkerton]

Compton Ass Guss In The Hizzzousse