Rant!

[Posher778]

So i'm venting because I feel an early heart attack coming practically...

I'm so fucking stressed!!! My dad might lose his job, my mom's losing her mind, my mom's dad is dying and she's losing it. My cat that i've had since I was 2 is fading and might be put to sleep very soon. My parents are nagging me to death about anything and everything. School is whack, my teachers bitch a ton and i'm going insane. I'm sick of people in general, i'm sick of people being stupid and stubborn and bitchy about everything. People need to just get over stuff. People think i'm heartless and i'm NOT, i'm a very caring person to people who DESERVE it. My stupid ex girlfriend (same one as last time, we broke up after 8 months recently) is flirting with some asshat guy that she brought into our little cliche and hes a bastard. They *arent* seeing eachother but they hold hands and sit on eachother ON my bed at a party and flirt nonstop and i cant stand him. She parades him in front of me like the heartless bitch she is and needs to get hit by a truck. My life is a big annoying run on PARAGRAPH, like this one^ . There, done.

[Gus]

watch your back, there gonna kill you.

[kpropain]

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[stubbornforgey]

So i'm venting because I feel an early heart attack coming practically...

I'm so fucking stressed!!! My dad might lose his job, my mom's losing her mind, my mom's dad is dying and she's losing it. My cat that i've had since I was 2 is fading and might be put to sleep very soon. My parents are nagging me to death about anything and everything. School is whack, my teachers bitch a ton and i'm going insane. I'm sick of people in general, i'm sick of people being stupid and stubborn and bitchy about everything. People need to just get over stuff. People think i'm heartless and i'm NOT, i'm a very caring person to people who DESERVE it. My stupid ex girlfriend (same one as last time, we broke up after 8 months recently) is flirting with some asshat guy that she brought into our little cliche and hes a bastard. They *arent* seeing eachother but they hold hands and sit on eachother ON my bed at a party and flirt nonstop and i cant stand him. She parades him in front of me like the heartless bitch she is and needs to get hit by a truck. My life is a big annoying run on PARAGRAPH, like this one^ . There, done.

Believe it or not..
things are going to get worse if you don't make some major changes soon.
Example:why is your ex g/f still in your little cliche'..?
what the hell were her and her 'not new b/f doing in your room in the 1st place.?
Erase her like the mistake that she is..if shes gonna parade some asshat guy in front of you..then do something really sarcastic like..
1:publicly shake his hand in front of her and say..'shit.thanks for taking her off my hand..she was damned annoying then..as she is now. or
2:Offer him a rubbish bag and simply say..heres her sleeping bag when she gets tired.
I hate bitches like that...fuck her...do her as she is doing you.

[bwind22]

I think by cliche, he meant clique. At least that's what I got from it. His ex-gf brought some new dude into their group of friends & he hates the bastard.

My advice Posher is this... Stop hanging out with your ex-gf. DEFINATELY stop allowing her to come over to your house. Never let the non-bf into your home again (I can't imagine why you would in the first place if you hate him so much.)

Just from reading your 1 paragraph, I can tell your ex is a bitch. The next time you see her with her new non-bf & they are cuddling or holding hands or whatever just ask the dude if he ever thinks about how you had her first. Then as he thinks about that for a brief second, add on... "So how do you like the taste of my dick?"

Sorry to hear about your grandparent & dog fading. And also about your mom & dad stressing out big time.

[Miss Olivia]

Here is a song that helped me get through a rough time in my life....

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
He's in a giant clam

Down, down...

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Mussels flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down...

Let's rock!

Boys in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stringray
There goes a manta ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that pirahna
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!


Yeah. You're gonna be okay.:cool:

[Haunted]

Don't go nuts. It's not good. Trust me. Try to get this song. It's an old song.

From The Dead Milkmen's album Big Lizard in My Backyard:

Taking Retards to the Zoo:

It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do
Except to get a load of retards and drive em to the zoo
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
Load 'em on a bus just for laughs
Down a winding road stepping on the gas
Down a winding road just to stay dreaming
Down a winding road with the retards screaming
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
One of them blowing a big spit bubble
Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble
Head on collision bodies everywhere
Head on collision retards beware
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo

[The_Return]

Everything works out for the best in the end.

Call me naive, but thats my outlook on life. You're going through shit now, but you'll look back on it one day, be it days, weeks, months or years later, and be glad for it.