View Full Version : chuck norris vs. steven segull
can't get enough gore
02-13-2007, 08:22 AM
who would win....i think just because people make funny jokes about chuck(i would like everyone to post some chuck norris jokes)
doenst mean he can fight
Roderick Usher
02-13-2007, 09:13 AM
chuck norris is fighting a bird?
Birds can fly, so I'm going with the seagull.
ShankS
02-13-2007, 09:36 AM
chuck norris is fighting a bird?
Birds can fly, so I'm going with the seagull.
But what if Chuck has a Winchester? Chuck has everything, he's armed and dangerous
Roderick Usher
02-13-2007, 10:11 AM
But what if Chuck has a Winchester? Chuck has everything, he's armed and dangerous
You're right, Chuck Norris is so potent that he can drop a bird in flight by pointing at it and saying "BANG":D
Chuck Zito would kick both their asses.
http://images.bestwebbuys.com/muze/books/13/0312320213.jpg
pinkerton
02-13-2007, 11:58 AM
Whats the fastest way to a womans heart?
Chuck Norris fist!
(and Chuck Z would kick both of thier asses, I agree.I think he already kicked Van Dammes ass once)
Disease
02-13-2007, 02:42 PM
Who the fuck voted for Steven segale
The_Return
02-13-2007, 03:06 PM
Who the fuck voted for Steven segale
Who the fuck voted at all?
paws the great
02-13-2007, 05:56 PM
Chuck Norris is still in great shape.
Steven Seagal is fat!
kpropain
02-13-2007, 06:11 PM
This Chuck would kick the shit out of both of them!!!
http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/6062/chuckbackground5onfg0.jpg
alicefan
02-14-2007, 03:48 AM
i go with Steven Seagal, his movies are pretty good and he is good at his fighting and i think he is better than Chuck Norris anyway
bwind22
02-14-2007, 04:23 AM
Chuck Norris, no contest.
Chuck Zito is a badass. Oz rules.
can't get enough gore
02-14-2007, 12:38 PM
chuck norris is fighting a bird?
Birds can fly, so I'm going with the seagull.
was that a joke, steven was in movies like "above the law" he kicks ass i'll find a wikipedia link
can't get enough gore
02-14-2007, 12:40 PM
i go with Steven Seagal, his movies are pretty good and he is good at his fighting and i think he is better than Chuck Norris anyway
good man.
this is no joke he actually beat chuck in a sparring match....cant remember what art of fighting it was but chuck got beat:D
zwoti
02-14-2007, 12:41 PM
http://img143.imagevenue.com/loc9/th_89710_Chuck_Norris_Action_Figure_122_9lo.jpg (http://img143.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=89710_Chuck_Norris_Action_Figure_122 _9lo.jpg)
can't get enough gore
02-14-2007, 12:44 PM
http://img143.imagevenue.com/loc9/th_89710_Chuck_Norris_Action_Figure_122_9lo.jpg (http://img143.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=89710_Chuck_Norris_Action_Figure_122 _9lo.jpg)
LOL!!!!
steven seagal http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal
pinkerton
02-14-2007, 12:52 PM
good man.
this is no joke he actually beat chuck in a sparring match....cant remember what art of fighting it was but chuck got beat:D
Norris' entrance into tournament karate began on a losing note. He was defeated in his first two tournaments, dropping decisions to Joe Lewis and Allan Steen. However, by 1967, Norris began to demonstrate his skill and scored victories over the likes of Joe Lewis, Skipper Mullins, Arnold Urquidez, Victor Moore, Ron Marchini, and Steve Sanders. In early 1968, Norris suffered the fifth and LAST LOSS of his career, losing an upset decision to Louis Delgado.
Seagal was born in 1951, meaning he would have had to be 17 or under when they fought.Norris would have been 28 in 1968.
This is wikipedia info.I doubt they ever fought.
zwoti
02-14-2007, 12:55 PM
http://www.martialinfo.com/contacts/images/6543.gif
can't get enough gore
02-14-2007, 01:04 PM
http://www.martialinfo.com/contacts/images/6543.gif
WTF?????????????????????
Roderick Usher
02-14-2007, 01:48 PM
was that a joke, steven was in movies like "above the law" he kicks ass i'll find a wikipedia link
um...yeah, it was a joke about your spelling. Seagal - not Segull
If you're going to start a poll about ANYONE - especially someone you seem to respect in some manner - spell the name right.
can't get enough gore
02-14-2007, 01:50 PM
um...yeah, it was a joke about your spelling. Seagal - not Segull
If you're going to start a poll about ANYONE - especially someone you seem to respect in some manner - spell the name right.
i havent seen the guys name in years so i guessed
sorry mr. perfect:rolleyes:
illdojo
02-14-2007, 10:08 PM
Chuck would win FOR SURE......
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e107/illdojo/chuck.gif
BTW He trained with Bruce Lee. ;)