Babies Are MEAN!!!

[bloodrayne]

Ash just tried to rip out my eyebrow ring for about the millionth time

Every time he does it, he laughs and looks so innocent

He also pulls out my hair, tries to dig out my eyeballs, and grabs my lip and tries to rip it off


All the while, smiling and laughing


When Seri was 2 years old, she busted her dad's head with a telephone...While he was sleeping...


Sadists



How many injuries have you guys sustained at the merciless hands of these grinning, giggling, too cute, little brutal babies?

[Geddy]

I have never really been hurt by babies,but one time my baby cousin was in my room for a little while and My aunt left him there,he pulled out all my board games and ripped them apart,and ruined a couple of my comics,I was mad that my aunt left him there by himself.

[stubbornforgey]

My 13 yr old when she was 3 was playing with the hammer..so i took it off her
..i went to lay down and she came back and clobbered me with a wrench...'ouch'

She thought it was funny when i finally got my senses back and chased her to whop her ass.

Another time she dropped her sisters bottle in the toilet bowl..and tried to flush it..
i went to retrieve it and saw that that teat stuck hard..
so i put my hand in to pull it out and she proudly announced...kaka mummy ....and my hand was shoved in a pile of pure shit as so was the teat was covered.
Apparently her poo wouldn't sink so she used her sisters bottle to try and shove it through the cistern. :eek:

[AUSTIN316426808]

Kicked and punched in the nuts countless time, hair pulling, skin scratched off, bitten countless times, stabbed in the eye with keys..

probably alot other stuff I can't remember, and I don't even have any kids.

[newb]

Four kids..........besides being pissed on by the boys [when they were babies], nothing yet.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

oh babies, delightful fat little things.

I don't think a baby has ever hurt me. One time a baby slobbered all over the back of his hand and then EXTREMELY deliberately wiped it across my face. Like three times back and forth with his hand.

Oh and when I was younger, apparantly I busted my older brother lip open on tons of occasions.

I threw his game gear at him twice while he was lying down, busting his lip twice and breaking teeth once. I also threw my head back one time when he was picking me up... so my love for seeing people bleed from the lips started at a very young age. :)

[newb]

oh babies, delightful fat little things.

I don't think a baby has ever hurt me. One time a baby slobbered all over the back of his hand and then EXTREMELY deliberately wiped it across my face. Like three times back and forth with his hand.

Oh and when I was younger, apparantly I busted my older brother lip open on tons of occasions.

I threw his game gear at him twice while he was lying down, busting his lip twice and breaking teeth once. I also threw my head back one time when he was picking me up... so my love for seeing people bleed from the lips started at a very young age. :)

ahhh....Murderdoll....so twisted......but we love ya.:D

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

psssht I didn't know what I was doing... or did I ;)

[Elvis_Christ]

if i had 1 dollar for every time my kid has kicked me in the nuts after sneaking into our bed ..


well, i'd be too rich to talk to you guys !

Lucky you have a keyboard. Humans can't hear high pitched noises too well :p

[Roderick Usher]

I get my bells rung at least once a week by my children. But that's nothing compared to the abuse they've heaped upon my soul. Everyone says my children are so well behaved, such great kids, so precious...

People who call kids precious, don't have any:eek:

[cactus]

Yeah, been rung up several times by nieces and nephews and my little girl.

The other day we took her to t-ball tryouts where they have to field a ground ball, throw it to first and also hit the ball before the coaches set the teams. Well the coach positioned her to hit righty, and I forgot to tell him that she hits lefty, so she takes her swing and ......bam. :eek:

Yes she hit it like she was hitting lefty, wham he doubles over.

The wife got it on video, I felt bad for the guy. :D

[Gus]

baby bit, blood drew. the end.

[The STE]

children are terrible people. I hate kids. Hate them. I've had nightmares involving me having kids.


And, yes, I'm still planning on getting snipped. But getting Customer and Not Just a Cardboard Box done took priority on life stuff, and getting tested for diabetes is taking priority for medical stuff, so I dunno when it'll be.

[Elvis_Christ]

And, yes, I'm still planning on getting snipped.

I forgot about how you were going to do that. Better you than me dude :p

[AUSTIN316426808]

Customer


That one on you tube?

[DP McCoy]

if i had 1 dollar for every time my kid has kicked me in the nuts after sneaking into our bed ..


well, i'd be too rich to talk to you guys !

Same here,also my Daughter likes to throw in the odd Head butt just for laughs.

[stubbornforgey]

my nieces 1 yr old has issues ..
she likes to kick ppl or throw things at them.

[Vodstok]

Hmmm.. Been puked on recently... And not spit up, full on body-heave throw up. Not her fault though, she was really sick.

Once she started wearing sneakers, she was also the right height to plant kicks right in my crotch. Got head-butted yesterday on accident, right in the nose. Been clawed....



The worst i have witnessed though was Lily trying to stand up, so she grabbed the closest thing she could find, latched on with all her strength and pulled. It was Bree's boob. I have never seen a look of pain like that on my wife's face before, not even when she was giving birth to Lily....

[kpropain]

Hit in the nuts on numerous occasions, hit with random flying objects, got pissed on several times when Zach was a baby, puked on more times than I can count.....And just think I to go through it three more times lol :D

[Vodstok]

Hit in the nuts on numerous occasions, hit with random flying objects, got pissed on several times when Zach was a baby, puked on more times than I can count.....And just think I to go through it three more times lol :D

At once, no less.

[kpropain]

man - i got the 'mother of all puked on' when my kid was one years old.


we had a friend from the UK visiting and we all decided to take the subway downtown (30 minute ride minimum) to see the busker festival (street musicians)

i was holding my kid, facing me, and before we reached the second stop - the poor little guy puked a full bottle of formula on me, covering me from head to toe in this foul smelling gross sludge..

the entire car of people were laughing ans ewwwwing at the same time ..

so i say to my wife .. jesus I have to go home .. and she says ... just wait until we get downtown and we'll go to a store for a new shirt and shorts.

i look at her like she's speaking russian .. i was mortified to ride the one stop back, let alone go all the way downtown, walk down the street, walk into a store, browse. etc ..

this wasnt a spot on me here or there ...i was completely covered ..
and it stunk to high heaven too.

we went back home .. it was everything i could do to stop puking myself..

I know that had to suck dude, but that is fucking hilarious....:D

[kpropain]

At once, no less.

Yeah I know that's the damn scary part....:eek:

[bloodrayne]

The worst i have witnessed though was Lily trying to stand up, so she grabbed the closest thing she could find, latched on with all her strength and pulled. It was Bree's boob.Oh yeah, the boobs...ALWAYS the boobs...It's like they think they're freakin' handles or something...

And I'm amazed sometimes that Dustin can still walk...It's pretty much a daily occurance that he has his softer parts either kicked, kneed, walked, crawled, stepped or stomped on...I'd be afraid to lay down with the baby in the same room...lol

[Thomasgeorge]

Ouch Must Be Painful

[Papillon Noir]

I don't have any mean babies stories, but I do have one about mean kids--and these are my cousins.

When I was a teenager, my aunt and uncle sent me and some of my cousins (all girls) who were my age, to go find their 4 children (all boys).

We were at the beach at the time and we look to find the boys sitting in a circle like little indians out on a sand dune. So were go over there, calling at them to come in but they don't move.

As soon as we approach them, they all get up screaming war crys and attack us. They had taken their socks off and filled them with sand and then used them as weapons to try to beat us.

We ran screaming back to the house, not even looking back to see where the boys were. My aunt and uncle asked what was going on and our response was "Don't go out there!", like some line out of a horror movie.

Looking back, it was all very dramatic and hilarious.

[can't get enough gore]

my uncle is dating a women who has two kids...i believe 5&8 they are demons from the pits of hell...the little one gets everything she wants-crys when she doesnt...wants to be included in everything etc. now the boy....calls me things like but munch and everything.....i'm 13 and if he ever really said something insulting or tried to pick a fight...there is always my 21 year old cousin who starts shit....of course the grown ups say that dispite him being annoying he is only 8 and you are bigger than him(i am actually bigger than all the uncles on my mom's side) i am just waiting for that little bastard to piss me off and i will clean his fucking clock...maybe wipe the floor with him:D and even if i get my ass busted for it i'll go home happy:D :D :D

[The Flayed One]

When my sister was really young, I had a terrible ear infection once. Felt like one side of my face was going to explode. I was laying on my side with my eyes closed, medication in my ear. She came up and clobbered me right on the ear with her stupid Barbie Corvette. It swiftly became the worlds first Barbie Helicopter:p

[can't get enough gore]

When my sister was really young, I had a terrible ear infection once. Felt like one side of my face was going to explode. I was laying on my side with my eyes closed, medication in my ear. She came up and clobbered me right on the ear with her stupid Barbie Corvette. It swiftly became the worlds first Barbie Helicopter:p

ohhh i feel sorry for ya

[The STE]

That one on you tube?

No, Customer isn't on YouTube yet. Not Just A Cardboard Box, along with A Fistful of Odyssey, are both on YouTube, though

[bloodrayne]

Wanna keep kids off you?

Get facial piercings.

Umm...Actually...That's what Ash goes for FIRST...Eyebrow rings, lip piercings, labrets....ouch

[monalisa]

My hair and ear rings are the first to fall victim to the hands of the little fiends. Then there is the face clawing and the boob grabbing/hitting. I feel sorry for guys in this instance cuz they have that extra area that's really sensative and the little ones seem to almost have a magnetic force drawing them to that area with amazing strength.

[monalisa]

ahhh....Murderdoll....so twisted......but we love ya.:D

I thought that was WHY we love her! :eek: :D

OK, I went a few pages back.....BFD.