If you were a murderer...

[Posher778]

If you were a murderer in real life, who would you want to kill?

Also, who on HDC would you murder =), and would you spare anyone?

[ferretchucker]

I would wanna kill Tony blaire and freddy prince jr. for taking ma woman!

[The Flayed One]

Hate to be a spoil sport, but I have a feeling this thread might not be such a good idea.

[Posher778]

It could wind up to be a nother downfall, but i don't care =), its justttt a forum right? .................right?

[Bacchus]

there are a lot of people i would love to kill...i can think of 3 right now ;)

That's creepy.

This is a weird thread. I wouldn't have the ability to kill anyone. The thought has never crossed my mind.

[can't get enough gore]

those whores paris hilton and lindsay lohan.....i think it would be in my best intrest if i didnt say who i would kill in these forums:D

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

you guys are no fun, I want to see some names.

[slayer666]

I've only been close twice in my life, and I sincerely hope I never get to that point again.

[Roderick Usher]

If I were free of consequence, I'd say I'd kill a lot of people. I dont have much of an appreciation for human life.

unfortunate

[Bacchus]

It's truth. I watch Faces of Death without flincing, pretty reckless with my own life, and I have yet to cry when people close to me have died. It's beyond explanation... my best friend from high school died not too long, and even more recently my best childhood friend... Not so much as remorse.

That's very distressing.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

If I were free of consequence, I'd say I'd kill a lot of people. I dont have much of an appreciation for human life.

Ever think about joining the army?

You'd be free to kill all kinds of people. :)

[DP McCoy]

Ever think about joining the army?

You'd be free to kill all kinds of people. :)

And get paid for it too!

[pinkerton]

Ever think about joining the army?

You'd be free to kill all kinds of people. :)



I never got too, not that I joined to kill.I thought uncle Sam was going to take care of me down the line.That was a load of bullshit.:rolleyes: All recruiters should be murder(lying bastards).:mad:

[Bacchus]

I never got too, not that I joined to kill.I thought uncle Sam was going to take care of me down the line.That was a load of bullshit.:rolleyes: All recruiters should be murder(lying bastards).:mad:


All military should be abolished.

[Gus]

if i was a murderer, id target celebrities in alphabetical order

[DP McCoy]

How about freelance hitman then you can choose who you whack and get paid for it?

[Phalanx]

Nobody here has really annoyed me enough to warrant the effort.
I don't particularly ponder killing anyone all that much...although sometimes, on a hot day, walking through a crowded area, I think about just yknow, punching the shit outta just about everyone...stupid people that do shit like walk in groups of 3-4 right beside eachother, or have the good idea to stop and have a conversation at the top of a moving escalator or at entrances and exits, anyone that lights up while walking right in front of me, screaming kids that run around like fucking retards while their clearly "not yet ready for parenthood" late teenaged parents that pop out fucking multiples before the age of 20 just let them run around screaming while they talk on their mobile phones...their kid runs into you, cops a knee in the head, and YOU'RE the asshole...fuck all that.
Yeah...my murder list isn't that specific, more like just moments where I feel I could just fucking GTA-style the general population. I guess at least they couldn't say it was pre-meditated, hm?

[Bacchus]

Nobody here has really annoyed me enough to warrant the effort.
I don't particularly ponder killing anyone all that much...although sometimes, on a hot day, walking through a crowded area, I think about just yknow, punching the shit outta just about everyone...stupid people that do shit like walk in groups of 3-4 right beside eachother, or have the good idea to stop and have a conversation at the top of a moving escalator or at entrances and exits, anyone that lights up while walking right in front of me, screaming kids that run around like fucking retards while their clearly "not yet ready for parenthood" late teenaged parents that pop out fucking multiples before the age of 20 just let them run around screaming while they talk on their mobile phones...their kid runs into you, cops a knee in the head, and YOU'RE the asshole...fuck all that.
Yeah...my murder list isn't that specific, more like just moments where I feel I could just fucking GTA-style the general population. I guess at least they couldn't say it was pre-meditated, hm?


You just made it pre-meditated...

[Phalanx]

There's no how, when, or who...or clear and specific intention.
I think I'm good.

[Bacchus]

There's no how, when, or who...or clear and specific intention.
I think I'm good.

You'd still be in quite a bit of trouble...lol.

[Phalanx]

You mean...I'm not allowed to kill people?

[stubbornforgey]

hrmm..this is a hard one..

[alkytrio666]

if i was a murderer, id target celebrities in alphabetical order
Yes, of course, because they're all stereotypical. And if you had the chance to make a fortune being famous, you wouldn't...


You know what I think? I think this thread is fucking sick.

[dewaholic]

I would kill my ex. I actually have thought about it. Actually I'd have someone else kill him, & i'd watch because I don't want to ever touch him.

I would never kill anyone from here though.

[massacre man]

I would kill everybody on here except Haunted, Vodstok, Bloodrayne, Murderdoll, Urgeok, and Newb because I love them.

[dewaholic]

I would kill everybody on here except Haunted, Vodstok, Bloodrayne, Murderdoll, Urgeok, and Newb because I love them.


lol great. Bring it on.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Yes, of course, because they're all stereotypical. And if you had the chance to make a fortune being famous, you wouldn't...


You know what I think? I think this thread is fucking sick.

come on, it's just a little make believe. ;)

If I was a murderer I definitely wouldn't go through the trouble of hunting anyone on this site down and killing them, besides it's just the internet I don't hate them that much.

I hope that there is atleast one person who hates me enough on this site that thinks I'm worth the trouble of hunting down and killing though. <3

[Disease]

If I was a murderer , I would keep it quiet.

[Roderick Usher]

hey MODS!!!!

time to delete the thread

CULPABILITY

[slayer666]

I think the key is that if one were going to murder people, one should first change one's name to something entertaining like "Rod Munch." This way, the news media would have to say Rod Munch whenever they reported the story, causing all of us Beavis & Butthead fans to laugh hysterically. Huh-huh huh-huh!

[Vodstok]

hey MODS!!!!

time to delete the thread

CULPABILITY

No, let it continue. Then someone does something stupid, Horror gets nailed because it was his site, then i take it over :)

because, you know....I could just TAKE the site....

[AUSTIN316426808]

I'd kill the person who killed my best friend. Fucker had the nerve to come back to school, the second I saw him I made my way over and beat the hell out of him with a hammer. If the teachers wouldn't have been around I honestly don't know if I'd have stopped.

I'd also kill the person who killed my uncle.

[Gus]

I'd kill the person who killed my best friend. Fucker had the nerve to come back to school, the second I saw him I made my way over and beat the hell out of him with a hammer. If the teachers wouldn't have been around I honestly don't know if I'd have stopped.

I'd also kill the person who killed my uncle.



you take hammers to school, thats it, im homeschooling my brother and sister

[AUSTIN316426808]

you take hammers to school, thats it, im homeschooling my brother and sister


No, I took knives to school, not to do any harm I just like knives. The hammer was on the ground a few feet away, maintenance guy left his shit laying around.

[Bacchus]

No, I took knives to school, not to do any harm I just like knives. The hammer was on the ground a few feet away, maintenance guy left his shit laying around.


You hit someone with a hammer?

[Gus]

No, I took knives to school, not to do any harm I just like knives. The hammer was on the ground a few feet away, maintenance guy left his shit laying around.



i like knives too, but i never took my shit to pre-algebra

[AUSTIN316426808]

You hit someone with a hammer?


Yes, without thinking I hit someone with a hammer who hit a person I loved with a fucking 12 gauge.

[AUSTIN316426808]

i like knives too, but i never took my shit to pre-algebra


Well, I guess I'm not ''normal''. Whatever the fuck ever.

[bloodrayne]

Yes, without thinking I hit someone with a hammer who hit a person I loved with a fucking 12 gauge.Sounds perfectly reasonable to ME


I, too had knives...I had a particularly cool silver butterfly knife...I took them to school to show to my friends...They had them, too as well as throwing stars...We just compared them, that's all...It wasn't like we intended to USE them on anyone...Unlike these days...

[halloweenfreak1]

would you spare anyone?

no mercy, everyone dies

[Phalanx]

I, too had knives...I had a particularly cool silver butterfly knife...I took them to school to show to my friends...They had them, too as well as throwing stars...We just compared them, that's all...It wasn't like we intended to USE them on anyone...Unlike these days...
I've got some knives...mine are a little harder to conceal though...

I "made" some throwing star type things out've sheet metal...my design tech teacher used to try and search students all the time, but yknow, never looked in the shoes. Not to use for weapons, just to throw into trees 'n shit...as long as you cut a fairly symmetrical square, you got some good flight.

I've often thought a good defensive "weapon" to carry around would be say 6 throwing darts...you ever get called up on it, they're for a game later, and you don't like the ratty old house darts. They might not seem like much, but if you can throw them with some speed and accuracy (either throwing dart, or more shuriken style), they WOULD penetrate, and hurt quite a bit. Hell, you could even have the ends covered in caustic soda...I don't know many people that wouldn't think twice about fucking with you if you planted one in their shoulder or cheek right to the bone, or even just in fleshy areas...they try and dig it out to use on you, and they're pissing blood, and in quite a bit of pain by the time you hit them with a second.
But then, I'd really rather a tazer.
Not that I'm generally inclined to use weapons, if I felt I was up against something or someone I couldn't handle, I wouldn't hesitate.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I've often thought a good defensive "weapon" to carry around would be say 6 throwing darts...you ever get called up on it, they're for a game later, and you don't like the ratty old house darts. They might not seem like much, but if you can throw them with some speed and accuracy (either throwing dart, or more shuriken style), they WOULD penetrate, and hurt quite a bit. Hell, you could even have the ends covered in caustic soda...I don't know many people that wouldn't think twice about fucking with you if you planted one in their shoulder or cheek right to the bone, or even just in fleshy areas...they try and dig it out to use on you, and they're pissing blood, and in quite a bit of pain by the time you hit them with a second.

But then, I'd really rather a tazer.
Not that I'm generally inclined to use weapons, if I felt I was up against something or someone I couldn't handle, I wouldn't hesitate.

Personally, I think the throwing darts would make a pretty terrible defensive weapon. Pepper spray, taser etc. is way better.

[Phalanx]

My mother used to carry a scalpel around...can't fuck with that...put a damn near fatal cut in someone without 'em even noticing it.

Personally, I think the throwing darts would make a pretty terrible defensive weapon. Pepper spray, taser etc. is way better.
Depends how switched on to the situation you are I suppose...I invite you to try it, if you want to test the effectiveness. I've seen a few incidents where people have been hit by darts, they leave big, deep stab wounds.
However, I agree, I'd rather not stab someone...but hey, tazers, stunguns and pepper spray (although nonfatal more often than not) are for some reason banned here...while you can keep a bow and arrows without any kind've club membership, and firearms if you belong to a pistol club...but yknow, screw NOT killing people, huh?
Stupid laws.
Still endeavouring to get m'self a "phone" style tazer sent over...maybe someday, someone'll come through for me...

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Pepper spray is sort of illegal here. We have "mace muzzle canine repellent", it's legal because it's designed for animal control but it's the exact same thing as pepper spray.

crackhead repellant :cool:

[Phalanx]

Canada right?
Don't you have "BEAR repellant"?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Canada right?
Don't you have "BEAR repellant"?

yeah we do, it's really expensive though. Total overkill for crackheads :D