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Vodstok
02-06-2007, 06:26 AM
American Idol rejects.... Is there any other reason to watch that show? I dont think so. PT BArnum would be snatching these people up left and right if he were still alive.
This guy seems kind of nice, but deep inside his Comic Book Guy exterior is a very bitter man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS4ZbAFNnRI
if you find any other good ones, post em here :)
Angra
02-06-2007, 06:33 AM
I only watch it because of Simon Cowel.
His pure evil. :D
Vodstok
02-06-2007, 06:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNwHy1mrJsY&NR
2 syllables, 1 word: Re-hab
I got sucke dinto it last year, and it happened once before. This year, i am avoiding it like an ebola monkey. Thanks to youtube, i only have to see the nutcases and rehects. :D
Angra
02-06-2007, 06:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNwHy1mrJsY&NR
2 syllables, 1 word: Re-hab
HAHAHAHAHA
I gotta watch that when i get home from work. :D
bwind22
02-06-2007, 06:42 AM
I've only caught 2 episodes, but my favorite reject/retard was the chubby chick that sang the Cowardly Lion song from the Wizard of Oz and even rolled her 'R'. Man, she was unbelievably terrible.
i like watching paula make an idiot out herself, i think she smokes crack
Angra
02-06-2007, 07:05 AM
i like watching paula make an idiot out herself, i think she smokes crack
She loves everybody. :rolleyes:
Vodstok
02-06-2007, 07:07 AM
She loves everybody. :rolleyes:
Which is almost always an indication of substance abuse.
she's the whole show, aside from fat bad singers
Angra
02-06-2007, 07:21 AM
she's the whole show, aside from fat bad singers
Are you for real???
I find her embarrasing as hell.
Roderick Usher
02-06-2007, 07:22 AM
Never seen it. Never will.
The commercials make me cringe. I get way too embarassed for them - and the ones who make it through seem like they couldn't hold a note without riffing if their lives depended on it.
Are you for real???
I find her embarrasing as hell.
she is embarrasing, thats what i find amusing
Vodstok
02-06-2007, 07:32 AM
Simon is the main draw for me. I am sickly fascinated by blunt, direct peoople who say exactly what they are thinking. The line between tact and pandering is very thin, so some people just stay on the opposite end of the spectrum and dont worry about people's feelings at all. That is Simon. He honestly believes that most of what he is doing is a favor to delusional people. Of course, he clearly takes pleasure in twisting the knife quite a bit.
My wife is similar. She isnt thoughtless, but if she feels she has been wronged, watch out.
does your wife always wear black t-shirts
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-06-2007, 07:38 AM
I really love it when they cry because you know their whole make-believe world has just been crushed in front of millions of people. What I wouldn't give to crush people's dreams on that show.
Vodstok
02-06-2007, 08:00 AM
does your wife always wear black t-shirts
not any more than anyone else
I really love it when they cry because you know their whole make-believe world has just been crushed in front of millions of people. What I wouldn't give to crush people's dreams on that show.
Soo... your brother is the sociopath? :)
Vodstok
02-06-2007, 08:05 AM
yes .. she's a sadist
Ahh... MD could be a serial killer. Sociopathic sexual sadism is the hallmark of every last one of them. If she gets a sexual thrill from suffering then she fits the profile.
For the record...I only watch because the wife likes it.
I don't know why this one didn't make it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Nue7ia5dc
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-06-2007, 08:10 AM
Ahh... MD could be a serial killer. Sociopathic sexual sadism is the hallmark of every last one of them. If she gets a sexual thrill from suffering then she fits the profile.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/cirquemacabre/shiftyeyes.gif
Vodstok
02-06-2007, 08:13 AM
For the record...I only watch because the wife likes it.
I don't know why this one didn't make it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Nue7ia5dc
Looks, talent... Mom....
She has the total package.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/cirquemacabre/shiftyeyes.gif
dont worry, your secret is safe with the forum.
Vodstok
02-06-2007, 08:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z5CYuZbMiQ&mode=related&search=
There is no breakdown so awful that following it up with a remark from Simon cant make it hilarious.
Vodstok
02-06-2007, 09:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-ta4RO8kWE&mode=related&search=
this one i think is from the first year of idol... It had me rolling on the floo rlaughing it was so bad...
ShankS
02-06-2007, 10:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-ta4RO8kWE&mode=related&search=
this one i think is from the first year of idol... It had me rolling on the floo rlaughing it was so bad...
watch this uk version one. lmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE4g_VeU_8w&mode=related&search=
Vodstok
02-06-2007, 10:15 AM
watch this uk version one. lmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE4g_VeU_8w&mode=related&search=
I see your eye of the tiger and raise you 1 red head minus a sense of humor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE7esVpDjHE&NR
The_Return
02-06-2007, 10:21 AM
I see your eye of the tiger and raise you 1 red head minus a sense of humor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE7esVpDjHE&NR
I dont care what the judges say - that is what I call an American Idol!
Angra
02-06-2007, 10:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNwHy1mrJsY&NR
2 syllables, 1 word: Re-hab
:D
Brrrrrrrr..... That was almost unbearable to watch.
Angra
02-06-2007, 10:59 AM
watch this uk version one. lmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE4g_VeU_8w&mode=related&search=
:p
That was hilarious.
Vodstok
02-06-2007, 11:23 AM
Brrrrrrrr..... That was almost unbearable to watch.
I know... they claimed it was an "Audio glitch" and that paula's side of things couldnt hear properly. I know when i have a har dtime hearing people, i act like i am drunk off my ass.
I saw this one when it aired:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1ICSiksCDQ
Sorry.. Not music...
Angra
02-06-2007, 12:42 PM
I know... they claimed it was an "Audio glitch" and that paula's side of things couldnt hear properly. I know when i have a har dtime hearing people, i act like i am drunk off my ass.
I saw this one when it aired:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1ICSiksCDQ
Sorry.. Not music...
That was just scary, man.
It must take a lot of guts (or lack of braincells) to give that a shot. Horrible.
And about Paula...... If she wasn´t shitfaced in that interveiew, she should immediately fire her make-up artist, because..... DAMN!!!!
stubbornforgey
02-07-2007, 02:20 AM
American Idol rejects.... Is there any other reason to watch that show? I dont think so. PT BArnum would be snatching these people up left and right if he were still alive.
This guy seems kind of nice, but deep inside his Comic Book Guy exterior is a very bitter man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS4ZbAFNnRI
if you find any other good ones, post em here :)
oh fuck!!
did i crack up with this round of hopefuls..
and the dramatics from some of the audition rejects..
oh shit..!!!
I wonder what they think when they see themselves on t.v ..lol
Angra
02-07-2007, 08:51 AM
I wonder what they think when they see themselves on t.v ..lol
Something like
Where´s that rope?/where did i put my razorblades?/Wonder if there´s still bullets in my 44?...
Would be my guess. :rolleyes:
Shadow
02-07-2007, 09:06 AM
I have to admit that I have been known to watch the early auditions due to the prue comedy value. However get this I seen one final where they got the "best" worst auditioners all together to do a preformance. Just think how bad they where individually then you put them all together tv genius right there lol. Why oh why after being humiliated once would you go back and do it again??????
stubbornforgey
02-07-2007, 07:25 PM
My mate reckons that there has been alot of retard performers on the show lately cos they are hoping they will get a william hung moment..
Angra
02-07-2007, 11:41 PM
My mate reckons that there has been alot of retard performers on the show lately cos they are hoping they will get a william hung moment..
That´s your 15 minutes of fame for ya.
Going through that shit so maybe you´ll get recognized on the street.
"Hey, you´re that guy who didn´t sing very well, aren´t you?"
"Yeah, that´s me"
"Wauw, can i hang out with you?"...
monalisa
02-07-2007, 11:55 PM
I rarely watch it and when I do it's for Simon's remarks and subtle facial expressions. He just cracks me up.
Although the one guy I thought was so sweet was that old guy, Sherman I think was his name, that sang "You Belong to Me" in honor of his lady that died a few days prior to that. I actually thought he had a really nice voice.
Angra
02-08-2007, 01:02 AM
I rarely watch it and when I do it's for Simon's remarks and subtle facial expressions. He just cracks me up.
:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao-yXgntmUw&mode=related&search=
:cool: