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if your life was a horror movie, what mistakes have you made that would have resulted in your death?
mine is falling asleep with the back door unlocked, a serial killer could of easily picked me off.
Vodstok
02-05-2007, 11:50 AM
Wow. really cool thread idea.
Walking off alone in the woods at night.
Running to the front door at night without taking my keys out of my pocket.
taking a shower without locking the back door.
Existing :D
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-05-2007, 11:50 AM
no, we're not doing that. I would be writing all day.
no, we're not doing that. I would be writing all day.
you can do it once
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-05-2007, 11:57 AM
OK one thing?
Last weekend I was opening the door to my car and my keys fell out of my hands.
Roderick Usher
02-05-2007, 11:58 AM
I rarely lock my doors when I'm home...
I've hitchiked & picked up hitchikers...
I've had sex in a tent while camping - big no-no...
I've smoked weed and drank beer around a bonfire by a lake in the woods...
I'm dead
Vodstok
02-05-2007, 12:01 PM
I rarely lock my doors when I'm home...
I've hitchiked & picked up hitchikers...
I've had sex in a tent while camping - big no-no...
I've smoked weed and drank beer around a bonfire by a lake in the woods...
I'm dead
Have you learned NOTHING from the 80s?
Master
02-05-2007, 12:02 PM
OK one thing?
Last weekend I was opening the door to my car and my keys fell out of my hands.
Lol........
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-05-2007, 12:02 PM
having sex anywhere is auto-death in horror
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-05-2007, 12:05 PM
Lol........
whens that ip ban coming up?
stubbornforgey
02-05-2007, 12:11 PM
walking in a thunderstorm carrying an umberella.
having sex anywhere is auto-death in horror
i agree, thats why you should always have sex with more then one person at a time:D
Burning in Hell
02-05-2007, 12:40 PM
having sex anywhere is auto-death in horror
Yeah, I guess if life was a horror movie, there would be very few living adults (or teens, for that matter) around!
As for my death (barring off the sex of course), it would probably be of the "did not hear the killer coming because I was listening to some heavy music with my headphones" type
Posher778
02-05-2007, 12:43 PM
Actually, I think I would survive a horror movie. I'm like Rabdy from Scream, extremely cautious, and always assumes the worst is about to happen. If theres a noise downstairs, i go upstairs, etc.
wasnt he closer to the killers than anyone
Posher778
02-05-2007, 12:54 PM
My friends are too stupid to know how to kill someone.
thats exactly what they want you to believe, your doomed
Posher778
02-05-2007, 01:02 PM
haahah i always go downstairs and look around ..
i even went out the back to the garage when i heard a noise one night.
i'd be the 1st guy killed in a horror movie ... not even by the killer .. probably by some coincidental robber.
You just have to know what weapons to have.
Bats and axes are dumb, they'll grab them from you and kill you. Chainsaws are too loud and heavy duty to win a fight with.
You just need a nailgun, they dont necessarily kill, so if its just a robber you can shoot in the leg , but if its a killer go all out the the face.
Master
02-05-2007, 01:18 PM
haahah i always go downstairs and look around ..
i even went out the back to the garage when i heard a noise one night.
i'd be the 1st guy killed in a horror movie ... not even by the killer .. probably by some coincidental robber.
I do the same things. Curiosity gets the best of me. Our property is surrounded by woods, so it can get a bit creepy at night. I do always have to go check everything out if I hear something, though.
if i hear noises i act like i dont hear them and walk off fast in the other direction,the monster cant get you if you didnt hear it
Master
02-05-2007, 01:26 PM
if i hear noises i act like i dont hear them and walk off fast in the other direction,the monster cant get you if you didnt hear it
What kind of monster?
bloodrayne
02-05-2007, 01:34 PM
I really wanna answer this, I'm sure I have tons of answers...BUT...I don't have any time right now because we are getting ready to eat Pizza, Hot Wings, and Mushrooms Braised in Garlic Butter...While we watch ALL of the Toxic Avenger movies...WOO HOO!...You guys are all jealous and stuff, huh? :p
Oops...They decided on Ghosthouse first instead...Oh well, works for ME
Gotta go...*muah*
sure beats the hell out of macaroni and public access channel preaching
Despare
02-05-2007, 03:13 PM
You just need a nailgun, they dont necessarily kill, so if its just a robber you can shoot in the leg , but if its a killer go all out the the face.
If you have a nailgun that runs off the gas charges you have the portability (no compressor needed) but you lose power AND you would have to modify the safety device that doesn't let the gun fire a nail unless it's pressed TIGHTLY against an object. Even if you don't mind getting you close, if you pressed the gun against somebody and they stepped back even a little the gun wouldn't fire and you'd be left wide open.
Haunted
02-05-2007, 04:07 PM
I'm just the narrator.
you mean like that little wierd guy from charlie and the choco factory
Haunted
02-05-2007, 04:41 PM
Only different on account of me not being short, male, and of that particular ethnicity.
Also, you see, the horror story, goes on around me. I tell it. The people are just filling their roles. Sometimes I change it; sometimes I don't.
Posher778
02-05-2007, 05:49 PM
If you have a nailgun that runs off the gas charges you have the portability (no compressor needed) but you lose power AND you would have to modify the safety device that doesn't let the gun fire a nail unless it's pressed TIGHTLY against an object. Even if you don't mind getting you close, if you pressed the gun against somebody and they stepped back even a little the gun wouldn't fire and you'd be left wide open.
we have some crazy one that shoots like a gun, and practically rapid fire.
so are we headed towards weapon of choice
Despare
02-05-2007, 07:38 PM
we have some crazy one that shoots like a gun, and practically rapid fire.
There's no "press down" safety device? Does it have a rapid contact trigger? Who makes it? Stanley Bostich? Does it run off gas canisters?
maybe a european "boarding' axe
pinkerton
02-05-2007, 07:45 PM
Thats when I reach for my revolver...........
yeah. by the time you reachit, a zombies gonna revolve on your ass!
Despare
02-06-2007, 06:46 AM
yeah. by the time you reachit, a zombies gonna revolve on your ass!
They're going to rotate? On his ass?
i hate capades, love ass though.
Vodstok
02-06-2007, 07:56 AM
i hate capades, love ass though.
zombie ass?
The Flayed One
02-06-2007, 08:16 AM
I've drank beer in a graveyard in the middle of the night. I'm sure that's enough to do me in.
Vodstok
02-06-2007, 08:21 AM
safest place in the world !
who are you going to run into besides a bunch of goths taking photos of themselves draped all over the tombstones.
if they do get pissed - they wouldnt be able to keep up with a running drunk, tripping over all those layers of retro lace, and trying to see through the layers of makeup :p
You honestly think angry goths would attack? They would just write a poem about it.
i had like three of those at my old highschool
zwoti
02-06-2007, 08:24 AM
You honestly think angry goths would attack? They would just write a poem about it.
even if they pulled a knife on you, you'd have to wait till they'd finished cutting themselves first
Vodstok
02-06-2007, 08:27 AM
even if they pulled a knife on you, you'd have to wait till they'd finished cutting themselves first
LOL!
in drab, lifeless voice
Life is pain... And i'll show you pain. Ow... it hurts so deep... I think I need to change my pants...
that guy sounds like he's wearing leather pants
Posher778
02-06-2007, 12:41 PM
You no, a graveyard is actually one of the safest places on the world if there was a worldwide zombie infestation. The reason is because once the dead rise and walk, they won't be there anymore, and rarely do people go to cemetaries on a general basis so you may have 2 or 3 to handle maybe once a week.
massacre man
02-06-2007, 06:13 PM
Pissing off the back porch naked with my eyes closed.
bloodrayne
02-06-2007, 06:26 PM
I just got one for ya...It's not about ME...But...
It's 10:30pm here...Pretty dark out...been snowing ALL day (about mid-shin right now)...Alex and Dustin noticed some LARGE (much bigger than ours, and we do NOT have small feet) footprints, from the road that cross our neighbor's front yard, into our front yard, then over our 5ft fence, and continue into our backyard as far as they could see...So...Right now they are out there "tracking bigfoot" in the snow...:rolleyes:
Being goofy is a mistake that can get you killed...right?
Disease
02-06-2007, 06:37 PM
What are they going to do if they find him? Get him stoned?
I just got one for ya...It's not about ME...But...
It's 10:30pm here...Pretty dark out...been snowing ALL day (about mid-shin right now)...Alex and Dustin noticed some LARGE (much bigger than ours, and we do NOT have small feet) footprints, from the road that cross our neighbor's front yard, into our front yard, then over our 5ft fence, and continue into our backyard as far as they could see...So...Right now they are out there "tracking bigfoot" in the snow...:rolleyes:
Being goofy is a mistake that can get you killed...right?
not unless there virgins
thats weird .. i followed some tracks between my neighbours house and mine 2 days ago .. they went 1/2 way down, then turned around and went back out - like the mailman got lost or something.
clearly no approach was made to the door or the back yard gate .. have no idea what was of interest.
sounds like a peeping tom, you better set up a video cam. i bet theres an old man wacking off outside your window as we speak
bloody_ribcut
03-02-2007, 05:58 AM
lately i been staying up late and dropping in my bed without closing window's.i must have some kind of death wish since i know there's crazy people walking around yelling at themselves in my neighborhood, and still do it.
stubbornforgey
03-02-2007, 06:10 AM
lately i been staying up late and dropping in my bed without closing window's.i must have some kind of death wish since i know there's crazy people walking around yelling at themselves in my neighborhood, and still do it.
shit..we get that here too.
Mostly young thugs but ..these guys are american gangster wanna-be's..
you stand up to them and they run..
Last time they crossed me..i dumped a can of fence paint on them.
HA..and thier ganster whores..tried to step out a new family that just moved into the neighbourhood..they got thier asses whopped by the new girls in the block.
Was fucken hilarious.
VampiricClown
03-02-2007, 06:15 AM
-Smirks-
You can ask my family, I've learned from all of the peoples mistakes in horror films. If I hear a loud noise upstairs, I don't just go look, I go to the kitchen and get the biggest damn knife I can find. I have swords upstairs, so they would have a collection of weapons to choose from, so I take no chances. :D
bloody_ribcut
03-02-2007, 06:17 AM
shit..we get that here too.
Mostly young thugs but ..these guys are american gangster wanna-be's..
you stand up to them and they run..
Last time they crossed me..i dumped a can of fence paint on them.
HA..and thier ganster whores..tried to step out a new family that just moved into the neighbourhood..they got thier asses whopped by the new girls in the block.
Was fucken hilarious.
yeah, the gangsters are funny till they beat you with metal pipes and burn you under a pile of tire's.
the maniac around my house looks like some war vet, he walks around the streets wearing camoflodge yelling math problems."TWO PLUS THIRTY EQUALS FIFTY FOUR" and i dont even know if it's right, im no mathmatician.lol
stubbornforgey
03-02-2007, 06:36 AM
yeah, the gangsters are funny till they beat you with metal pipes and burn you under a pile of tire's.
the maniac around my house looks like some war vet, he walks around the streets wearing camoflodge yelling math problems."TWO PLUS THIRTY EQUALS FIFTY FOUR" and i dont even know if it's right, im no mathmatician.lol
LOL.
now that would be damned hilarious to hear.
Next time..grab a calculator and add with him.
The gangsa's around here are just a bunch of dumbasses.
Honestly..I was so fucken mad..i chased a couple of them down the road while my family were screaming at me to get back.
And when i caught them , they were like doin all this heavy stand up routine..
and when i dumped a can of paint over them (they tagged my fence 2xs too many)..LOL.The fat one was almost in tears and threatened to get his mother.
And when she came over all angry like..i called her and her son a couple of names..then we ended up having coffee.
Thats how mean our gangsters are over here in NZ.
Dante'sInferno
03-02-2007, 07:02 AM
The only way i would die would be because i listen to my music on full blast.(Most of you know what i listen to mostly)So a serial killer could easily hesd bang with me and me not even know it then he could chop my head off
bloody_ribcut
03-02-2007, 07:07 AM
LOL.
now that would be damned hilarious to hear.
Next time..grab a calculator and add with him.
The gangsa's around here are just a bunch of dumbasses.
Honestly..I was so fucken mad..i chased a couple of them down the road while my family were screaming at me to get back.
And when i caught them , they were like doin all this heavy stand up routine..
and when i dumped a can of paint over them (they tagged my fence 2xs too many)..LOL.The fat one was almost in tears and threatened to get his mother.
And when she came over all angry like..i called her and her son a couple of names..then we ended up having coffee.
Thats how mean our gangsters are over here in NZ.
it's funny to hear till he looks at you and asigns homework.lol
bloody_ribcut
03-02-2007, 07:09 AM
The only way i would die would be because i listen to my music on full blast.(Most of you know what i listen to mostly)So a serial killer could easily hesd bang with me and me not even know it then he could chop my head off
i know what your talking about,
i jam out and cant hear shit.
i probably wouldnt even know
that i/ve been killed.
Dante'sInferno
03-02-2007, 07:11 AM
i know what your talking about,
i jam out and cant hear shit.
i probably wouldnt even know
that i/ve been killed.
Yeah same for me...:D
NIN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"moshes"