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Master
02-01-2007, 12:13 PM
Jack Frost
DP McCoy
02-01-2007, 12:46 PM
Hawk the Slayer(1980)
Swords&Sorcery,elves,dwarves,giants,S&M,Jack Palance,Bernard Bresslaw,so very gay undertones and best of all a DISCO soundtrack!!
Genius!
pinkerton
02-01-2007, 12:55 PM
I loved Yor and the Bronx Warriors as a kid.I haven't seen them in years and I'm not sure I'd want too.I think I'd like to remember them fondly and not be dissapointed.
Master
02-01-2007, 01:15 PM
Commando, No Retreat No Surrender
Master
02-01-2007, 01:49 PM
crazy lips...its a weird japanese pink film .
What's a "pink" film? Is that a porno? If that's the case, then every porno ever made would fit into this category.
Elvis_Christ
02-01-2007, 03:04 PM
1990 - bronx warriors
One of my favorites. I've been trying to find the sequel and more flicks like it.
Here's some more:
Supervixens
Invasion of the Bee Girls
Death Race 2000
....and I've got a soft spot for the 80s Cannon movies:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/196155~Invasion-U-S-A-Posters.jpghttp://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/972451~Ninja-III-The-Domination-Posters.jpg
I really like Avenging Force too.
noctuary
02-01-2007, 04:20 PM
It's a crime that this thread has gone on so long without a mention of ZARDOZ. An aging Sean Connery runs about a post-apocalyptic world clad in a red Speedo. I swear it's like the directors blew the entire budget on coke and attempted to film without a screenplay, cinematography, or even a plot.
pinkerton
02-01-2007, 04:22 PM
It's a crime that this thread has gone on so long without a mention of ZARDOZ. An aging Sean Connery runs about a post-apocalyptic world clad in a red Speedo. I swear it's like the directors blew the entire budget on coke and attempted to film without a screenplay, cinematography, or even a plot.
I gotta check that shit out.It sounds funny as hell.
Elvis_Christ
02-01-2007, 04:32 PM
An aging Sean Connery runs about a post-apocalyptic world clad in a red Speedo.
10 million old women would've flocked to that for sure.
noctuary
02-01-2007, 04:49 PM
I gotta check that shit out.It sounds funny as hell.
Let me tell you a bit about my favorite scene in it. In this scene, a giant stone head flies around shouting (in a booming, James Earl Jones-ish type voice) "THE GUN IS GOOD! THE PENIS IS EVIL! THE PENIS SHOOTS SEEDS TO PRODUCE THE HUMANS WHILE THE GUN SHOOTS DEATH TO CLEANSE THE EARTH!" And then a stream of rifles cascade from the stone head's gaping mouth. This scene goes on for about five minutes.
It's just so bizarre. Even in 1973, when the movie industry was fueled by cocaine and heroin the way a car is fueled by gasoline, it's almost unbelievable that this film was actually made.
hide and creep.
bloodline
crabapple
02-01-2007, 06:54 PM
Cthulu Mansion
Night School
Curse of the Blue Lights
Breakin' All The Rules
The Day It Came To Earth
Neon Maniacs (love that moovie!)
Ghosts That Still Walk (70's)
Miss Olivia
02-01-2007, 07:51 PM
The Dungeonmaster with Richard Moll.
It was like they took rejected scrap footage from Ray Harryhausen and Jim Henson's storage closets and made a movie with it.
I love to watch it.
pinkerton
02-01-2007, 08:18 PM
Cthulu Mansion
Night School
Curse of the Blue Lights
Breakin' All The Rules
The Day It Came To Earth
Neon Maniacs (love that moovie!)
Ghosts That Still Walk (70's)
Man, I forgot all about Neon Maniacs!Thats another one I forgot about, I loved that as a kid, is it released on dvd?
The Flayed One
02-02-2007, 05:03 AM
Gotta mention Cerberus. There was one part where they were supposed to be scaling a wall, but it was so obvious it was a flat backdrop it was rediculous. I had to pause the movie I was laughing so hard.
crabapple
02-02-2007, 06:25 AM
Man, I forgot all about Neon Maniacs!Thats another one I forgot about, I loved that as a kid, is it released on dvd?
Oh yes, Neon Maniacs is available on Anchor Bay DVD. It's a film that just seems to get better and better. It's almost too much fun.
Burning in Hell
02-02-2007, 08:18 AM
Speed Demon. Just look at the plot outline from IMDB :
"A mysterious driver in a muscle car with a demonic hood ornament hunts down a gang that has taken over a small town."
This one is so bad and cheesy that it was funny as hell. Watched it with a couple of friends a couple of months ago (we usually try to rent at lease one atrocious movie to make fun of). Plus the ritual scenes where racers invoke the spirit of the Speed Demon while nearly neaked was so unintentionnaly homoerotic that we couldn't help but laugh our asses off seing them!!
Vodstok
02-02-2007, 09:53 AM
Caught Rod's gryphon last night (cant say i paid attention, but it was on)....
Amazingly, startlingly, Fantastically bad. I kept wondering what parts were Rod's work, and which ones were tacked on later.
The CGI effects were.... unique. They somehow managed to mesh the worst of CGI effects, with the jerky, added-later feel of really bad stop motion animation (think clash of the Titans, but much more obvious that they were done in post).
Plus, the acting was TERRIBLE. I couldnt help but chuckle, and any scenes with the monster were so bad, i could not tear myself away from the screen. Rod has created a classic :)
I think whoever mentioned Commando was right. Total Recall and Running man were also basically crappy movies, but loveable at the same time.
Beastmaster is an old favorite. Nothing with mark singer and tanya roberts could ever honestly be good.
I suppose you could add one of my old favorites..Howard The Duck.
also
Frankenhooker
Basketcase
Its Alive
Bad Taste
Street Trash
knife_fight
02-02-2007, 10:41 AM
I really love Logan's Run and any movie that is set in the futuristic world of the 1990s or so.
howard the duck is definately appropriate but the others in the list - they werent serious about what they were doing - the badness was purely intentional..
the kind of movies i'm talking about are the ones that are completely inept but done with such sincerity and entheusiasm.
people sho should have known better.
even more appropriate when there's a big star in it.
i'm pretty much talking about movies that you are supposed to take seriously (as was the intent of the filmmaker) but cant because of the terrible filmmaking/acting/effects ..etc
i think most people really like
Frankenhooker
Basketcase
Its Alive
Bad Taste
Street Trash
and understand them to be exactly what the people involved were trying to achieve ..
ok got ya...but I'm not to sure if Its "Alive" fits into that scenario. I just watched that a few weeks back and I'm pretty sure the filmakers were serious.
pinkerton
02-02-2007, 02:53 PM
What about Killer Klowns From Outter Space?That was a great cheesy flick.I'm surprised the Chioda(sp?) brothers never did much else(as far as I know).
Elvis_Christ
02-02-2007, 03:06 PM
I'm surprised the Chioda(sp?) brothers never did much else(as far as I know).
The first couple of Critters movies were cool to
paws the great
02-02-2007, 05:36 PM
One of my favorites. I've been trying to find the sequel and more flicks like it.
Here's some more:
Supervixens
Invasion of the Bee Girls
Death Race 2000
....and I've got a soft spot for the 80s Cannon movies:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/196155~Invasion-U-S-A-Posters.jpghttp://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/972451~Ninja-III-The-Domination-Posters.jpg
I really like Avenging Force too.
Yes, Avenging Force is a very violent 80's action flick, and it's alot of fun.:)
Despare
02-02-2007, 05:40 PM
Flash Gordon and The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies.
Elvis_Christ
02-02-2007, 05:48 PM
Yes, Avenging Force is a very violent 80's action flick, and it's alot of fun.:)
Yeh there was some pretty nasty shit in it that would never be allowed in these PC times.
crabapple
02-02-2007, 06:10 PM
That's a good one yep~!
paws the great
02-02-2007, 06:30 PM
flash gordon was intentional camp !!
i love that flick !
Flash Gordon is a fun flick.
Porky's is another so bad it's good flick.:)
Master
02-02-2007, 06:38 PM
Flash Gordon kicked ass!
zwoti
02-04-2007, 01:38 AM
coming soon to the uk on dvd :D
http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/green_slime.bmp
zwoti
02-04-2007, 09:03 AM
is this real ?
damn straight
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064393/
features a truly unforgettable theme tune :D
crabapple
02-04-2007, 09:27 AM
Oh yeah..."The Green Slime" is a really fun movie...crazy/silly and creepy grim at the same time. A recent "thing from space" movie project of mine featured a bunch of Green Slime references...character names and things, and I think a space probe was named the "Gamma III"...
paws the great
02-04-2007, 01:51 PM
is this real ?
No,It's an hallucination.:)
pinkerton
02-05-2007, 06:18 PM
Zombieggedon is one crazy camp-ass movie.It was filmed in my home town and is a Troma pic.I have a copy signed by Andrew J. Rausch(i was also the best man at his sisters wedding)
pinkerton
02-05-2007, 06:31 PM
bloodrayne...dont hit me!
Are you talking about the mod or the movie?Can you ever stay on fucking topic and not pollute a fucking thread?
Master
02-05-2007, 06:34 PM
the movie yes :rolleyes:
That movie was horrendous. I know that this is the topic of the thread, but I can't see that one being bad in an amusing way. It sucked cock.
pinkerton
02-05-2007, 06:35 PM
the movie yes :rolleyes:
It doesn't really count then.
Dr. Log
02-05-2007, 06:49 PM
its bad but in a good bad way .
To each his own.
Disease
02-05-2007, 06:52 PM
syriana is just bad, there is nothing good about that pile of shit!
Disease
02-05-2007, 07:00 PM
A lot of Adam Sandler movies are so bad that theyre good, well some, I think i'll stop now.
pinkerton
02-05-2007, 07:02 PM
The first few were funny, but........
Disease
02-05-2007, 07:04 PM
I still liked click, it was his best for a long time.
pinkerton
02-05-2007, 07:17 PM
I still liked click, it was his best for a long time.
lol-His best since 2006?I guess you are right so far!
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-05-2007, 07:18 PM
A lot of Adam Sandler movies are so bad that theyre good, well some, I think i'll stop now.
Adam Sandler's best movie is the one that he's not in.
DP McCoy
02-06-2007, 02:36 AM
No love for Happy Gilmore?
Disease
02-06-2007, 02:56 AM
Adam Sandler's best movie is the one that he's not in.
I thought we were ment to agree on things?
DP McCoy
02-06-2007, 03:35 AM
Battle Beyond the Stars(1980)
Richard Thomas.(The Waltons)
Robert Vaughn.
George Peppard.
Cheesy,cheesy,cheesy but a very enjoyable craptastic movie none the less.
pinkerton
02-07-2007, 07:51 PM
Turkish Star Wars
watch it for free:
http://www.jonhs.net/freemovies/turkish_star_wars.htm
The Mothman
02-08-2007, 08:17 AM
Zombie Doom.
cant reccomend it enough times. so bad. sooo awful. so awful that its a freakin masterpiece.