THE Stupidest Name For A Movie/Book/Song/Band/Etcetera

[bloodrayne]

Blood And Chocolate...This is my newest favorite...What an incredibly stupid name for a movie...What the hell is it even supposed to MEAN anyway?

[Master]

Davidd60, stupidest name for a robot prototype.

[dewaholic]

I never heard of it, but I must see it just cuz of the title. Blood & chocalate.. yuck.

[bloodrayne]

I never heard of it, but I must see it just cuz of the title. Blood & chocalate.. yuck.It's been called a 'werewolf love story'...*shudder*

[dewaholic]

I was trying to think of a wierd title but I can't. And I know I've sen plenty.

[Despare]

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Silly movie with a silly name.

[slayer666]

Blood And Chocolate...This is my newest favorite...What an incredibly stupid name for a movie...What the hell is it even supposed to MEAN anyway?

I just saw the trailer for that on Fear.net. Looks like it will be stupid enough to deserve the title.

[Disease]

I;m sure I know lots of stupid band names, but I've just gone blank! I can only think of good ones.

[Vodstok]

Blood And Chocolate...This is my newest favorite...What an incredibly stupid name for a movie...What the hell is it even supposed to MEAN anyway?

I say that every time that commercial comes on. The "Producers of Underworld" need to get off the vampire and werewolf thing. It is old, boring news.

The OC.
Beverly Hills, 90210
Fionna Apple's pretentious 99 word long album title (decent singer and talented pianist, but a stuck up skinny-ass little bitch)

Paris Hilton

[Disease]

the titles i hate are all of these plays on Fatal Attraction ..

erotic thrillers ... terrible movies - even worse titles.

Are you going senile? Make some sense, would you! old boy........

[Disease]

dude if i could make sense of how it didn't make sense then I would be able to explain it. Do you understand where I'm comeing from?

[Haunted]

The Band:
Oingo Boingo
Bananarama (loved those ladies as a girl)
Meat Beat Manifesto (gonna get flamed for that)
Anything Box (I hope you guys have never heard this band)
Hooverphonic (great band, shitty name)
Bugs (again, great band, shitty name)
Fine Young Cannibals (not the type of music for that name)
Better than Ezra... (Just Stupid)
Cannibal Corpse (Good tunes, however, sounds like some people stuck two awful and dark concepts together and said, "Yeah!" I am so going to get flamed for this)
The Dead Milk Men (I love these guys, but really...)
U2 (An antiwar, pro saving the omniverse from injustice, love, flowers in your hair band names itself after a WWII spy plane).

[Vodstok]

U2 (An antiwar, pro saving the omniverse from injustice, love, flowers in your hair band names itself after a WWII spy plane).

Cold war. :D Designed during the 50s. Some are still in service.

Sorry, im an airforce brat, and i grew up reading about these things.

[noctuary]

Meat Beat Manifesto is pretty fucking good, though the name is a bit... odd, I'll give you that much. See, no flaming!

Bad band names:
The Arctic Monkeys
Gnarls Barkley (this one irritates the hell out of me)
Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza
Godspeed You! Black Emperor (I actually really like this band)
The Internet
Armageddon Dildoes
Butt Trumpet
Fudge Tunnel
Satyricon (why a black metal band chose to name themselves after a Fellini film is a mystery for the ages)
Gore Beyond Necropsy
Fuck I'm Dead
The The
Vaginal Davis
Hoobastank

I could probably go on.

[Roderick Usher]

Better than Ezra... (Just Stupid)


Worst band name ever. Always used to say "Ezra must really suck"

[noctuary]

for bad band names - check this thread ..

sorry kids, maybe the music is good - but the 'heavy stuff' band names are usually dumb as hell :

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26271
This is complete truth. I like some metal, but a great deal of it is terribly stupid.

[Disease]

Meat Beat Manifesto is pretty fucking good, though the name is a bit... odd, I'll give you that much. See, no flaming!

Bad band names:
The Arctic Monkeys
Gnarls Barkley (this one irritates the hell out of me)
Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza
Godspeed You! Black Emperor (I actually really like this band)
The Internet
Armageddon Dildoes
Butt Trumpet
Fudge Tunnel
Satyricon (why a black metal band chose to name themselves after a Fellini film is a mystery for the ages)
Gore Beyond Necropsy
Fuck I'm Dead
The The
Vaginal Davis
Hoobastank

I could probably go on.


is that the Australian "Fuck i'm dead" your talking about?

[bloodrayne]

This is complete truth. I like some metal, but a great deal of it is terribly stupid.I agree 100%...Anal Cunt? That's just too stupid...

I do however LOVE the imagery that I get from 'Cannibal Corpse' :p


I mean...That's just a zombie, right?

[Despare]

Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens

[noctuary]

is that the Australian "Fuck i'm dead" your talking about?
Are they Australian? I didn't know.

And yes, Anal Cunt is very stupid. In their case though, it's intentional stupidity.

[Vodstok]

stupidest book title ever :

Touch Not the Cat (1976) Mary Stewart





touch not the cat ? what the fuck ???

Reminds me of Brian trying to sell his screenplay in the family guy, and he finds out one o fthe other servers sold a screenplay called something like "Death not becomes the lady"

[Disease]

Ok, heres a band name, my friends band which is now called , I can't remember what theyre called now, we stopped haning out when they changed their name,

but it was called "Richard Kuntz" that was pretty bad.

[Despare]

stupidest book title ever :

Touch Not the Cat (1976) Mary Stewart


touch not the cat ? what the fuck ???


Is it an anti beastiality book?



I think the "cat" titles are all the worst in novels.

The Cat Who Could Read Backwards, The Cat Who Ate Danish Modern, The Cat Who Turned On and Off...

Lillian Jackson Braun and her damn cats!

[bloodrayne]

Piggly Wiggly

That's a pretty stupid name for a grocery store...Or for anything really...It always makes me think of toes...lol

Oh...But, I live 20 minutes from Rabbit Hash, Kentucky...So...umm...

[The Mothman]

Anal Cunt
awful name. awful band.

The Circle jerks

Grade A band, questionably gay name

[Vodstok]

i know of at least 3 different female mystery novels that use cats as their title gimmicks.

makes you wonder if the only people reading mysteries are these dowdy old lonely matrons, drinking tea with cats (their sole companions) on their laps.

They are. And girls in high school who wear horse sweaters and draw unicorns in their paper margins next to "I heart Kirk Cameron"

[Despare]

i know of at least 3 different female mystery novels that use cats as their title gimmicks.

makes you wonder if the only people reading mysteries are these dowdy old lonely matrons, drinking tea with cats (their sole companions) on their laps.

Lillian Jackson Braun is the worst offender I think, she's the one who writes the novels with the cat paw prints all over the cover. She also wrote such "classics" as The Cat Who Sniffed Glue, The Cat Who Lived High, and The Cat Who Blew the Whistle (those are out of order, she's done more but thhose should have been a trilogy).

[Vodstok]

Anal Cunt
awful name. awful band.

The Circle jerks

Grade A band, questionably gay name

How about "Good Charolette"? :)

Good punk band. make a popular song about not wanting to be popular, and be so hardcore punk that your singer dates Lizzy McGuire.

[newb]

Movies

Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

The Englishman who Went up a Hill but Came Down a Mountain

Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle of Death

[Despare]

Limp Bizkit's pretty bad. Let me look around at my cds here...

Jars of Clay, Basement Jaxx, Galactic Cowboys, Mushroomhead, Joey Rumor, Remy Zero, Afro Celt Sound System, Chumbawamba, Massive Attack, 1,000 Homo DJs, Bullring Brummiers, MDFMK (and KMFDM), Bauhaus, Rancid...

I could go on forever, none of these damn bands have names that make any sense.


For movies, what about Werewolf in a Girl's Dormitory... why?

[Vodstok]

four weddings and a funeral always seemed like a "we're trying too hard" title.

Everything surrounding Limp Bizkit sucks. Chocolate Starfish? Hotdog flavored water?

Fred Durst?

Beach Babes from Beyond was a reatrded title, and the movie was just painful to watch. Thats what i get for making freinds with a guy who would watch ANYHTHING that promised to have even 10- seconds of naked tits.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle of Death

That's the best movie title I've ever heard.

[The Mothman]

How about "Good Charolette"? :)

Good punk band. make a popular song about not wanting to be popular, and be so hardcore punk that your singer dates Lizzy McGuire.

why would you assume that i would like them? i despise good charlotte.

[AUSTIN316426808]

God Lives Under Water

funny but still stupid.

[The Mothman]

That's the best movie title I've ever heard.

but you dont like trash cinema!

[Master]

Stupidest name for a movie that I could think of:

"Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!"

Garbage.