bald

[Disease]

bald, are you?


Does your hair remain on your pillow , does it fill the plug holes, do you see tumbleweeds roll across your liveing room floor?

[Vodstok]

Nope, my hair is healthy and plentiful. Which is actually a pain in the butt because i like it reallly short.

[ShankS]

Keep this to yourself.... but I heard Urge wears a hair piece, sticks it down with velcro strips.

[Disease]

I knew you were a bunch of wig wearers and want to be wig wearers, I knew it! HUHUHU.

[Elvis_Christ]

I got a fuckin' lion's mane goin' on right now which needs to be cut.

[Disease]

Yeah maybe if you trimmed it back you might be able to see your balls, huhuhu, ah huhuhu......

[Roderick Usher]

I'm a hairy beast

[Elvis_Christ]

I'm a hairy beast

Get that from your momma's side? :p

[Phalanx]

Had a haircut today...still long in front, just got the back eliminated (so fucking hot here...) and the sides thinned out some. I went through a stage when I was losing hair, but mainly due to poor care, dying black a few times, and had it like LONG long...well, not crazy long, but the longer it got, the more it fell out.
I got really fine, straight hair, kinda wave on either side of the fringe...all goes to shit whenever I condition. Fine, but not falling out anymore, and not in any way sparse.

[The Flayed One]

Got a thick medusa mop that I can barely control.

[Disease]

Mine was down past the shoulders mid last year , I cut it back two thirds, and have since trimed once more, but have grown a gnome beard to make up for it.

But thinking back 7 or 8 years my hair was falling out in clumps for a few weeks. but I think it was just the chick I was screwing.

[Roderick Usher]

my hair was falling out in clumps for a few weeks. but I think it was just the chick I was screwing.

Are you sure you were doing it right?:)

[Disease]

I think it was just her insanity rubbing off on to me, because it stoped when she went back to her husband. either that or she was doing it in my sleep.

[Nikkif8]

My hair was past my shoulders up until the end of summer then I cut it and now I just keep cutting it more and more. It's long in the front now and very short in the back, sides and top. Liek a chelsea cut is what we call it here. Not shaved though. I hate long hair. I hope I never go bald, my meme was bald lol she always wore wigs.

[Disease]

I keep all the hair I cut off, to sell some day.

[ShankS]

I keep all the hair I cut off, to sell some day.

how much do you think you'll get for it. Do hair buyers buy by weight or length.


btw just for thread honesty, I'm a baldy. :cool:

[Disease]

I'm going to sell it in gram bags when i'm noteable enough to do so.

[Disease]

HAHU, Dave's bald!

[Disease]

Ok whatever you say Picard

[Angra]

Too much hair on your head is disgusting.

What is it there for really?

[Disease]

keep your brain from freezing, impress chicks, set on fire etc...

[Angra]

its so you can wash it every day and spend money on shampoo insted of real poo :D



Yeah, something like that.

It isn´t something you need anymore. It should´ve disappeared on all peoples head ages ago, as a part of the evolution.

[the_real_linda]

bald men are sexy

[Angra]

keep your brain from freezing, impress chicks, set on fire etc...


That´s why the hood, hat and cap was invented. :rolleyes:

[Disease]

to people like you perhaps?

[Nikkif8]

That's an interesting point, hair serves no purpose. I had my head shaved for a few years it was much more comfortable and easy.

[the_real_linda]

like me???????????

[Nikkif8]

like me???????????

Your head is shaved?

[Angra]

That's an interesting point, hair serves no purpose. I had my head shaved for a few years it was much more comfortable and easy.


Yes, but one thing is the hair on your head. But what about the hair that grows on the rest of your body? That´s even weirder and even more annoying. WHAT THE HELL DOES IT WANT!!!! :mad:

[Nikkif8]

Yes, but one thing is the hair on your head. But what about the hair that grows on the rest of your body? That´s even weirder and even more annoying. WHAT THE HELL DOES IT WANT!!!! :mad:

Yea I agree. I think hair is pretty nasty.

[Angra]

just what are you ...a hair hater ?;)



Yup. Pretty much.

[Disease]

The hair on my body grows so many different colours, i won't try to explain it, I have at least 5 different natural colours of hair growth.

[Angra]

so bald has another meaning for you then ? do you like bald women or just parts of them bald ?


Well....... I like them to have hair on their heads.... That should do it. :)

[Angra]

so your not a carpet muncher then :D


Who IS?


åpwoijhefpjadfg

[Angra]

me....................................



Liar.


You telling me, under oath, that you prefer chewing on a bunch of hair while you´re down there? Really? Hmmm?

[Angra]

yum yum hair pie :D



Hair pie rhymes with lie. :rolleyes:

[Angra]

if its bald it looks to much like a girl not a women .




Hmmmm........ Then at least i prefer it trimmed down. :)

[Angra]

there you go now thats what i like :D



Stop drooling, renob. :rolleyes:

[ShankS]

Ok whatever you say Picard


haahahaaha

sorry, just found that amusing. :)

[Disease]

When did you two become an item?

[the_real_linda]

dont act coy with us.....:rolleyes:

[The Mothman]

im lucky, balding isnt in my genes. my grandfather is 80 and has a full head of hair

[Vodstok]

I dont consider not balding particularly lucky. I would love to keep mine shaved down to nothing, but my wife wont let me :(

baldness is the ultimate lazy man's dream. Cleaning requires soap and nothing else. Rubbing shampoo on your scalp is just sad denial

[the_real_linda]

linda will you be my wife ? ;)

how many you got???? :rolleyes:

[The Mothman]

I dont consider not balding particularly lucky. I would love to keep mine shaved down to nothing, but my wife wont let me :(

baldness is the ultimate lazy man's dream. Cleaning requires soap and nothing else. Rubbing shampoo on your scalp is just sad denial

i look terrible without hair.

[Kemal]

I would love to keep mine shaved down to nothing, but my wife wont let me


Turn in your man card. Now.

[Elvis_Christ]

:D yeh he should!

[the_real_linda]

i have many......i forget them sometimes but its an even amount i know that....and some husbands too......wanna set a date?

[the_real_linda]

yeah sound gute gute to me....you can bring your other wifes other places with us too ;)

[the_real_linda]

hasta la vista baby!!

[Disease]

You bald freak!

[Disease]

One day Picard, one day.

[Disease]

That's the word going around ten pin....

[Disease]

That's a load of crap, I've got plenty of hair, i'm not sure how many strands exactly.

Maybe we should rename this thread the bald dave thread?