best film quotes

[Death_for_all]

what are your best film quotes?


hellraiser 3

"jesus christ.........."
"not quite"

:D :D :D :D :D

[sawmeg]

hmm there are lots

Freddy Vs Jason

Freddy " aww give me a break"

that cracked me up god there are loads

[sawmeg]

freddy vs jason

How sweet Dark meat
dunno why but its just the way freddy says it

[Death_for_all]

freddy vs jason

got your nose! ha ha ha ha haaa
:cool:

[sawmeg]

i've ran outta quotes darn it

hey who fired the gardener:p

[Death_for_all]

lmao american dad rules:D

[sawmeg]

to right it does lol

[the_real_linda]

lmao american dad rules:D

is it only me that loves this more then family guy....epsecially after the south park thing they did about the 'writing staff' on family guy and muhammed??

[Kemal]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. "

[Despare]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. "

The Rowdy one's best line!


"It's a trick, get an axe."

[The New Barbarian]

"I wonder who the real cannibals are."

[crabapple]

"There was only one thing wrong with Rat's cure for Toad's motor-mania: It didn't work..."

--Narrator (Basil Rathbone), The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad

[Thomasgeorge]

i love lamp

[The Flayed One]

"Why don't you shut that bitch up before I fuck-start her skull?" - Ryan Phillipe, Way of the Gun

"My wife's mother is visiting, Father, and Tuesday she's cooking us a carp. It's a tasty fish, I'm not against it. But because it's supposedly filled with impurities, Mary's mother buys it alive, and for three days now it's been swimming in my bathtub. Up and down. Cleaning out the impurities. And I hate it. I can't stand the sight of it moving it's gills. Now, you're standing very close to me, Father. Have you noticed? Yes. I haven't had a bath in days. So I never go home until the carp is asleep. I'm afraid that if I see it while it's swimming, I'll kill it." - George C. Scott, Exorcist III

[phantomstranger]

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the God damn vampires.

"The Lost Boys"

[stygianwitch]

"Listen.... do you smell something?"

[Vodstok]

"Listen.... do you smell something?"

HAHA! Didnt get that for forever when i was a kid...

get away from her you BITCH!

ill buy that for a doller

oooh its starting to rain

ok...ok...we just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw does that seem ok to you ?

All great ones dave :)


My favorite from Alien3:
We're all gonna die, it's justr a question of how you check out. are you gonna die fighting? Or on your fucking knees, begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothin'! So I say FUCK that thing!

Probably the one line i like from Alien Ressurection:
We thought you were dead...
Yeah, i get that alot.

Se7en:
I seem to remember we found your apartment
And I seem to remember breaking your face...

The Ref:
Lady, i swear to God, if you hit that kid one more time, i'm gonna shove that pig head, RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!
Don't talk to me like that! I'm not oneof your patients.
Lady, you're gonna be somebody's patient if you dont sit down and shut up.

Tommy Boy:
You obviously dont know they have a thin candy shell
Your brain has a tick candy shell!
Yeah well your brain has a thick... candy... Shut up richard...

[Elvis_Christ]

We're all gonna die, it's justr a question of how you check out. are you gonna die fighting? Or on your fucking knees, begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothin'! So I say FUCK that thing!


Thats a great quote. Suffer used it as a sample too.

Mark Wiener from Palindromes:

"People always end up the way they started out. No one ever changes. They think they do, but they don't. If you're the depressed type now, that's the way you'll always be. If you're the mindless, happy type, that's the way you'll be when you grow up. You might lose some weight, your face might clear up, get a body tan, a breast enlargement, a sex change - makes no difference. Essentially... from in front, or from behind... whether you're thirteen or fifty, you'll always be the same"

[ShankS]

Let off some steam, Bennett.

You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry.

Bennett, stop screwing around and let the girl go, Its me that you want, I only have one arm, you can beat me!

Come on Bennett, throw away the chicken shit gun, you don't just want to pull the trigger, you want to put the knife in me, and look me in the eye, and see whats going on in there when you turn it, thats what you want to do, right?

Come on, let the girl go, just between you and me, don't deprive yourself of some pleasure, come on Bennett, lets party!

You little BITCH!

Because all fucking hell is going to break loose.

[Vodstok]

Robocop: (Right after dumping several thousand pounds of scrap metal on Robocop)
I GOT HIM CLARENCE, I GOT HIM! *BOOOM!*

Trainspotting:
The fact is Rent, you cant spend your life sitting around listening to Siggy Pop.
It's Iggy Pop.
Whatever, anyway, the man's dead.
No he isnt. Tommy saw him last spring.

Blackhawk down:
Um Leitenant?
Yeah?
You might want to clean the blood out of the back before we go out again.

True Lies:
THE BRIIDGE IS OUUUT!
What? Harry, i cant hear you!
THE BRIDGE IS OOOUUUUTTT!
HArry, I cant... OH MY GOD! HARRY, THE BRIDGE IS OUT!

Terminator 2:
Cop:Are you hurt?
T-1000:No, I'm fine... Say... Thats a nice Bike...


Even Better:
Get Out.

[Windowlicker]

TCM remake

Sheriff: Excuse me, would you mind getting the fuck out of my way son

wel i think its funny :rolleyes:

[Disease]

Full metal jacket-

"I want to slip my tube stake into your sister, what will you take in trade?"

[phantomstranger]

"Bond, James Bond"


Dr.No through Casino Royale

[Disease]

Night of the liveing dead - "There comeing for you barbara, there comeing for you!"

[Despare]

Ghostbusters is full of them.

"Where do these go?"

"They go up."

[stygianwitch]

Ghostbusters is full of them.

"Where do these go?"

"They go up."

LOL, yep

"what did he do?"

"he slimed me"

[The_Return]

"I never drink...wine"

"Listen to them: Children of the night. What music they make."

"Punish me, torture me, but let me live! I can't die with all those lives on my conscience! All that blood on my hands!"

- Dracula (1931)


"Groovy"

- Evil Dead 2


"Nine killed you...nine shall die...nine eternities in doom!"

- The Abominable Dr. Phibes


I could post tons more, those are just the first few that come to mind.

[Despare]

"I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?"

[ShankS]

You either surf or you fight.

[Disease]

Predator - "If it bleeds we can kill it"

I say this everytime I take a fluro piss on a fern.

[Elvis_Christ]

Fluro piss?

[The Mothman]

Predator:

"youre bleeding!"

"I aint got time to bleed"

the phrase just oozes badassness.

[Vodstok]

Predator:

"youre bleeding!"

"I aint got time to bleed"

the phrase just oozes badassness.

I always thought Jesse Ventura was a dork for that line...

I anint got time to bleed...
But you ARE bleeding. Does that make you a multitasker?


One of my favorites has always been from Die Hard

Hans tries shooting McClain after being given a gun
*Click*
Oops, no bullets. What, did you think I was fucking stupid?
*elevator Dings*
Hans (Smugly): You were saying?

[ShankS]

I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?

[Vodstok]

I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?


i always bring this one up:
Avi: Why do they call him "Boris the bullet dodger?"
Tony: Because he dodges bullets, Avi.


that whole movie was written for one-liners.

What's That?
A knife...
What are you gonna do with that? Butter his bread?

[Roderick Usher]

A personal favorite

Patrick Bateman: When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to be real nice and sweet and treat her right.
David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman: What her head would look like on a stick!

[Roderick Usher]

this little gem from Natural Born Killers makes me giggle

Scagnetti: I was born and spent the first part of my life in Texas.
Warden: That's funny, you don't have the accent.
Scagnetti: I don't wanna talk like those assholes.
Warden: My mother was from Texas!
Scagnetti: I meant those other assholes.

[sawmeg]

i know what you did last summer -


you get a letter? i got run over helen gets her hair chopped off, julie gets a dead body in her trunk, and you get a letter? oh thats balanced

[Vodstok]

Saving Silverman:

Hey, you're a psychologist? We're in kind of the same field.
What do you do?
Animal control...
How is that in any way related to psychology?
Well..... We both help people in their time of need....


Steve Zahn and Jack Black turned stupid into brilliance in that movie...

[sawmeg]

Oh you know the usual, What's new, how ya been, how ya wanna die

sidney in scream 3

[stygianwitch]

"Hey Uncle, there's a white man"

"i've seen one"

Die Hard with a Vengeance

[sawmeg]

carrie

there all gonna laugh at you

[stygianwitch]

I think after 5 pages it's about time someone said....

"you're gonna need a bigger boat" :)

[Disease]

"I don't know much about movies" - Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver

[stygianwitch]

Clash of the Titans - stygian witches http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l273/starbuck_2/giggle-1.gif

"gimme the eye, gimme the eye"

[paws the great]

Here's some great ones from Silence of the Lambs.




Hannibal Lecter- Good evening, Clarice.



Jame Gumb- It rubs the lotion on it's skin,it does this whenever it's told.



Hannibal Lecter- A census taker once tried to test me.I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.




Hannibal Lecter- I do wish we could chat longer,but... I'm having an old friend for dinner.



Hannibal lecter- Senator did you nurse Catherine yourself?
Senator Ruth Martin- Yes, I did.
Hannibal lecter- Toughened your nipples,didn't it?:D

[paws the great]

More Silence of the Lambs quotes.



Hannibal Lector- Now then, tell me, what did Miggs say to you?Multiple Miggs in the next cell.He hissed at you.What did he say?
Clarice Starling- He said " I can smell your cunt"
Hannibal Lector- I see. I myself cannot.







Hannibal Lector- If I help you,Clarice,it will be "turns" for us too.I tell you things,you tell me things.Not about the case,though ,about yourself. Quid pro quo.Yes or no.

[the_real_linda]

dont care what anyone says but mean girls rocks...you all know tina fey does anywhos



Bethany Byrd: One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.




[Damien is in the Girl's Bathroom]
Short Girl: Hey, get out of here.
Damian: Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!



Mr. Duvall: Never in my 14 years as an educator have I seen such behavior. And from young ladies. I've got parents calling me on the phone and asking, ?Did someone get shot?. I oughta cancel your Spring Fling.
[all girls shout, no, and whisper among themselves]
Mr. Duvall: Now, I'm not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ, but don't think I'm not taking this book seriously. Coach Carr has fled school property. Ms. Norbury has been accused of selling drugs. Now what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're going to get it, right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night.
Joan the Secretary: We can't keep them past four.
Mr. Duvall: I will keep you here until four.





Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white


Gretchen: That is so fetch!



Janis: We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners. We crack Gretchen, and then we crack the lock on Regina's whole dirty history.
Damian: Say crack again.
Janis: Crack.




Karen: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady: What do you mean?
Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
Cady: Really? That's amazing.
Karen: Well... they can tell when it's raining.


Karen: [holds her boob] There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!



Regina: Boo, you whore!



Karen: Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhoea at Barnes & Nobles.
[beat]
Karen: And I'm sorry for telling everyone.
[beat]
Karen: And I'm sorry for repeating it just now.



Chip Heron: Hey, how was school?
Cady: Fine.
Betsy Heron: Were people nice?
Cady: No.
Chip Heron: Did you make any friends?
Cady: Yes.

[ferretchucker]

Back to the future part 2

"Make like a tree and get outta here!"

Halloween

"Was that the boogeyman?"

"As a matter of fact...it was"

Donald Pleasence, you rock! R.I.P

[the_real_linda]

Heather Vandergeld: Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills.
Megan Vandergeld: It's the Beverly Ho-Billies.
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Squeeze me?
Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh no, you didn't?
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I'm sorry, but uhm... we just saw your new video. Yea, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office
[laughs]
Marcus Copeland: A klept-ho-maniac!
[laughs]
Megan Vandergeld: [arrogantly] Your mother shops at Saks.
Marcus Copeland: [indignantly]
[as Tiffany Wilson]
Marcus Copeland: What?
[the Vandergeld sisters proudly do siss-fingers]
Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, okay! Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!"
Heather Vandergeld: Well yea? Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this:
[blows powder from hand, and everyone starts to laugh]
Heather Vandergeld: Your mother is so, like... She's so...
[to Megan]
Heather Vandergeld: Megan you go!
Megan Vandergeld: Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a 'ni-coise' salad. 'Ni-coise' salad, right?
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!"

[Disease]

Idiot Box, "what are ya doing?", "I'm playeing bass", "Na, I'm playeing bass".

Idiot box once more, " If it's not the asshole of the world, you can smell it from here"

[Vodstok]

Fifth Element:

Do you recognize thge terrorists?
I dont know! But they're big, they're mean, and they're ugly!

(All): managalors...


Dirty Harry:
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

[phantomstranger]

I am a Death Dealer, sworn to destroy those known as the Lycans. Our war has waged for centuries, unseen by human eyes. But all that is about to change.

-"Underworld"

[Vodstok]

Team America is loaded with good lines.

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!



I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town.
I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.


OK, a limosine that can fly. Now I have seen everything.
Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?
No.
So then, you haven't seen everything.

[ShankS]

You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.

[Burning in Hell]

- I'm gonna swallow your soul!
- Swallow this!

Evil Dead 2

Best line ever.

[paws the great]

Full Metal Jacket


Private Gomer Pyle- Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.



Gunnery Sergeant Hartman-I will motivate you, private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

[monalisa]

From Playing God...

David Duchovny (Eugene): You gonna hurt me?
Timothy Hutton (Raymond): You asking because you're afraid or because you want me to?
David Duchovny (Eugene): Just trying to plan my day.

From Office Space...

Paul Willson (Bob Porter): Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons): I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

[monalisa]

And of course...From Devil's Rejects:

Bill Moseley (Otis): There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future.

We know how well THAT worked for him. :D

[paws the great]

From Playing God...

David Duchovny (Eugene): You gonna hurt me?
Timothy Hutton (Raymond): You asking because you're afraid or because you want me to?
David Duchovny (Eugene): Just trying to plan my day.]



I love that flick!!:)






"You rode a fifteen year old boy straight into his grave,and the rest of us, straight to hell."



Young Guns 2

[the_real_linda]

And of course...From Devil's Rejects:

Bill Moseley (Otis): There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future.

We know how well THAT worked for him. :D

i love that soooooo much....fav scene and twas sherris fav scene too

[paws the great]

"What we got here is....failure to communicate."



Cool Hand Luke

[monalisa]

"What we got here is....failure to communicate."



Cool Hand Luke

Yep, another good one!

[the_real_linda]

Dory: [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.


Dory: Hey conscience, am I dead?



Dory: [dreaming] Uhhh... the sea monkeys have my money... yes, I'm a natural blue...



Dory: [to Bruce] Sorry. Could you come back later? We're trying to escape.



Dory: Would you quit it? What, the ocean isnt big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared now! What?



Dory: I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy Come on, squishy Come on, little squishy
[baby talk]
Dory: Ow Bad squishy, bad squishy



yep a big dory fan....that i am :rolleyes:

[paws the great]

um ah ...weres my stapler ?




What movie is that from?

[monalisa]

What movie is that from?

Office Space! When we see him in other movies, we always say, hah the stapler guy!

[bloodrayne]

Office Space! When we see him in other movies, we always say, hah the stapler guy!
Ahh...But THIS is where it all started:

http://www.youtube.com/v/0B7_mC0j2c0

This one is AFTER the stapler segment...I can't find the first one...:mad:

[monalisa]

Full Metal Jacket


Private Gomer Pyle- Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.



Gunnery Sergeant Hartman-I will motivate you, private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

Love that movie too. Although to be anally correct, it's "7.62 millimeter. Full metal jacket." Referring to the caliber in his gun. :) I love his insane eyes in that scene.

[paws the great]

The Frighteners


Dammers: Sheriff! You are violating my territorial bubble.




Judge: When a man's jaw bone drops off it's time to reassess the situation.




Dammers: My body is a rodemap of pain.

[monalisa]

Ahh...But THIS is where it all started:

http://www.youtube.com/v/0B7_mC0j2c0

This one is AFTER the stapler segment...I can't find the first one...:mad:

HaHa! Love it!!!!

[paws the great]

Love that movie too. Although to be anally correct, it's "7.62 millimeter. Full metal jacket." Referring to the caliber in his gun. :) I love his insane eyes in the scene.



I don't know much about guns.:o



Vincent D'onofrio is great in this film.

[Master]

Besides the "Oh God, aaaaagghhh!" From John Holmes in all of his movies, I also liked it when he said "Oh yeah, Oh yeah!" I always got a chuckle out of these!

[paws the great]

Besides the "Oh God, aaaaagghhh!" From John Holmes in all of his movies, I also liked it when he said "Oh yeah, Oh yeah!" I always got a chuckle out of these!



John Holmes was a AID's spreading jerk!

[Master]

John Holmes was a AID's spreading jerk!

Whatever. You probably don't even know anything about him.

[paws the great]

"What an excellent day for an exorcism"



Ragan/ Pazuzu from the Exorcist.

[the_real_linda]

Otis B. Driftwood: [to Wendy, mocking her that he killed her husband and Roy] We regret to inform you that the show "Banjo and Sullivan" will be cancelled tonight.



Baby: You could go piss yourself for all I care.




Captain J.T. Spaulding: I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.
[mutual laughter]
Susan: What's that about clown business?
[laughs nervously]
Captain J.T. Spaulding: [pause] Do I stutter, bitch?



Baby: Stupid cunt. There ain't no bullets in this thing. It's all fucking mind power.



Otis: Consider me fuckin' Willy fuckin' Wonka! This is my fucking chocolate factory! You got it? My factory!



Otis: I know what I know and I know I don't like that nut sack.




Otis B. Driftwood: Maybe. I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed.

[monalisa]

Otis B. Driftwood: [to Wendy, mocking her that he killed her husband and Roy] We regret to inform you that the show "Banjo and Sullivan" will be cancelled tonight.

Baby: You could go piss yourself for all I care.

Captain J.T. Spaulding: I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.
[mutual laughter]
Susan: What's that about clown business?
[laughs nervously]
Captain J.T. Spaulding: [pause] Do I stutter, bitch?

Baby: Stupid cunt. There ain't no bullets in this thing. It's all fucking mind power.

Otis: Consider me fuckin' Willy fuckin' Wonka! This is my fucking chocolate factory! You got it? My factory!

Otis: I know what I know and I know I don't like that nut sack.

Otis B. Driftwood: Maybe. I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed.

I also like the way Baby says "I KNOW you heard me."

[the_real_linda]

i totally know what you mean...there were other lines but they have to be heard to be affective....or is it effective?

[paws the great]

" Two days ago,I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker.You want out of here? You talk to me."





Max from The Road Warrior.

[illdojo]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e107/illdojo/johnbelushi2.jpg
They took the bar.....They took the whole FUCKING BAR

[the_real_linda]

Jareth: I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.


labyrinth

[Kemal]

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. "

[The_Return]

Captain J.T. Spaulding: [pause] Do I stutter, bitch?

Everthing else was great too, but fir me that was probably the single scariest line of the film. You're right though, it needs to be heard to be appreciated...the expression in his voice just sends chills down my spine.

[kcguru]

From Feast... Beer Guy: I think were gonna be okay, guys. Yeah, I think were gonna be alright. You know, this is just some leaky barrel, radiation, toxic dump waste, enviro-crap, freak-beast accident that crawled out of the sewer, man. That's all this is.

From Slither...Bill Pardy: Hell, if he had a 'gina, you'd'a married him, too.
Gina's Kid: What's a "'gina"?
Bill Pardy: It's a country. You know, where "Ginese" people come from. Learn to eavesdrop better.

And of course, from Army of Darkness...

Ash: Hail to the king, baby!

[bleeding_angelgirl]

ok whats every ones favorit horror movie quote mine is
Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives:
"Why'd they have to go and dig up Jason? Some folks have a strange idea of entertainment."

[Posher778]

What is a moie? Search for threads before you make them please, there's enough of these to make a dictionary...... with one... thing.

[swiss tony]

my recent favourite quote is in my signature