Roderick Usher
01-11-2007, 08:39 AM
From AICN:
TEETH
This movie caused a ruckus in Austin last year when some of the neighbors of a filming location became convinced that what they were shooting was some illicit porno. The film commission had to caution the neighborhood that it very much wasn’t a porno…just a horror movie about a girl with teeth in her vagina that eat’s men’s penises.
Let me say that again. It’s not a porno, just a horror movie about a girl with teeth in her vagina that eat’s men’s penises.
One would think that this is perfect fare for the midnight movies section of sundance, but this is where the unbelievable occurs. This is a dramatic competition entry. So I’m expecting some very touching, very compelling, wonderfully directed dick-chomping-romp-of-a-good-time.
ZOO
Rav: Perhaps the one film at the festival that’s going to give Teeth a run for its money in the weird-ass-sexual-event-film-competition. This film is a documentary that has to do with some good ol down home country horse-fucking. It’s directed by Robinson Devour who did that sweet little Patrick Warburton movie “The Woman Chaser” a few years back and in 2005 was also at Sundance with Police Beat which I haven’t seen, but I’ve heard features an amazing punk-guy performance from the world famous Zach Carlson. Whatever the case, you can never go wrong with a horse-fucking-movie.
Quint: I wish I could see this. A buddy showed me this viral video of a dude that was killed when a horse penetrated him… too deeply, I guess. He didn’t die on the spot, but he didn’t survive the encounter. Apparently, that happens more often than you’d think. Sounds like it’d make for an entertaining documentary, if not a totally fucked up one.
FIDO
QUINT: This is playing in the midnight series and is one of the few I've seen (thanks to the American Film Market). I highly, highly, highly, highly recommend this to any attendees that consider themselves horror fans... or comedy fans. Or both. It's a zombie movie set in a world you could imagine Brad Bird thought up. Totally unique and terrifically made black comedy starring Carrie-Anne Moss, Dylan Baker, Tim Blake Nelson and an invisible Billy Connolly as the title zombie character, Fido.
TEETH
This movie caused a ruckus in Austin last year when some of the neighbors of a filming location became convinced that what they were shooting was some illicit porno. The film commission had to caution the neighborhood that it very much wasn’t a porno…just a horror movie about a girl with teeth in her vagina that eat’s men’s penises.
Let me say that again. It’s not a porno, just a horror movie about a girl with teeth in her vagina that eat’s men’s penises.
One would think that this is perfect fare for the midnight movies section of sundance, but this is where the unbelievable occurs. This is a dramatic competition entry. So I’m expecting some very touching, very compelling, wonderfully directed dick-chomping-romp-of-a-good-time.
ZOO
Rav: Perhaps the one film at the festival that’s going to give Teeth a run for its money in the weird-ass-sexual-event-film-competition. This film is a documentary that has to do with some good ol down home country horse-fucking. It’s directed by Robinson Devour who did that sweet little Patrick Warburton movie “The Woman Chaser” a few years back and in 2005 was also at Sundance with Police Beat which I haven’t seen, but I’ve heard features an amazing punk-guy performance from the world famous Zach Carlson. Whatever the case, you can never go wrong with a horse-fucking-movie.
Quint: I wish I could see this. A buddy showed me this viral video of a dude that was killed when a horse penetrated him… too deeply, I guess. He didn’t die on the spot, but he didn’t survive the encounter. Apparently, that happens more often than you’d think. Sounds like it’d make for an entertaining documentary, if not a totally fucked up one.
FIDO
QUINT: This is playing in the midnight series and is one of the few I've seen (thanks to the American Film Market). I highly, highly, highly, highly recommend this to any attendees that consider themselves horror fans... or comedy fans. Or both. It's a zombie movie set in a world you could imagine Brad Bird thought up. Totally unique and terrifically made black comedy starring Carrie-Anne Moss, Dylan Baker, Tim Blake Nelson and an invisible Billy Connolly as the title zombie character, Fido.