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urgeok
01-10-2007, 05:36 AM
these are the people who have gone on more than once (some of them several times) about their most hated film. I figure if we just put it here (ONE FILM ONLY - the one that defines your hate in the purest form) then we wont have to mention it ever again.......... ever.
BWIND - Phantasm
SLASHERMAN - May
RODERICK USHER - High Tension (this may be incorrect)
VODSTOK - Dungeons and Dragons
URGEOK - The Village
NEWB - Saturday Night Fever (just a guess)
I only know a few, you can add to the list or change my entry if you feel you have been misrepresented.
Vodstok
01-10-2007, 05:42 AM
these are the people who have gone on more than once (some of them several times) about their most hated film. I figure if we just put it here (ONE FILM ONLY - the one that defines your hate in the purest form) then we wont have to mention it ever again.......... ever.
BWIND - Phantasm
SLASHERMAN - May
RODERICK USHER - High Tension (this may be incorrect)
VODSTOK - Dungeons and Dragons
URGEOK - The Village
NEWB - Saturday Night Fever (just a guess)
I only know a few, you can add to the list or change my entry if you feel you have been misrepresented.
You can add Spawn to that if you like.
And I hate them with a passion that fuels the most stupid hatreds in the world, the kind where you cant express enough how much you hate it. So i will probably never stop, but nice try ;)
Your heart was in the right place.
And i HATE Dungeons and Dragons. Stupid piece of crap :)
urgeok
01-10-2007, 05:53 AM
what part of : (ONE FILM ONLY - the one that defines your hate in the purest form) didnt you understand :p
Vodstok
01-10-2007, 05:56 AM
what part of : (ONE FILM ONLY - the one that defines your hate in the purest form) didnt you understand :p
Oh, i understood it just fine, maple-man. I'm american, i dont need to follow your damn "rules".
In all honesty, though, Spawn nearly matches D&D on my scale of things that drove me insane with hate. Unlike D&D, i actually paid to see spawn.
hammerfan
01-10-2007, 06:06 AM
You two are so funny! :D
You can put me down for "13th Child: Legend of the Jersey Devil"
The Mothman
01-10-2007, 06:59 AM
off the top of my head I'd say Silent hill
Roderick Usher
01-10-2007, 07:18 AM
RODERICK USHER - High Tension (this may be incorrect)
you got that right, sir.
urgeok
01-10-2007, 07:33 AM
Oh, i understood it just fine, maple-man. I'm american, i dont need to follow your damn "rules".
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canadian wannabe :D
Vodstok
01-10-2007, 07:39 AM
canadian wannabe :D
Yeah, right... My hatred of a truly temperate climate Bald Eagles causes me to yearn for a land where beavers run free cops wear red and ride horses. :)
urgeok
01-10-2007, 07:40 AM
you want to be a canadian so bad its killing you ..
admit it ... come on, admit it :D
Vodstok
01-10-2007, 07:42 AM
Nope. And you will just have to live with that.
Roderick Usher
01-10-2007, 07:49 AM
Canada's great. It's wonderful. That's why Canadian's like Mike Myers, Jim Carey, Dan Akroyd, Micheal J Fox, Keiffer Sutherland and Pamela Anderson all live in the US.:D
Vodstok
01-10-2007, 08:03 AM
Canada's great. It's wonderful. That's why Canadian's like Mike Myers, Jim Carey, Dan Akroyd, Micheal J Fox, Keiffer Sutherland and Pamela Anderson all live in the US.:D
Booyeah! :D
urgeok
01-10-2007, 09:28 AM
you cant make a nickle in canada as a performer - unfortunately.
on the other hand we dont have too many weirdo killer celebrity stalkers either ..
Vodstok
01-10-2007, 09:31 AM
you cant make a nickle in canada as a performer - unfortunately.
on the other hand we dont have too many weirdo killer celebrity stalkers either ..
Canada: The world's answer to the question "can we get a country in Vanilla flavor?"
:)
Goldilocks likes canadians.
urgeok
01-10-2007, 10:02 AM
c'mon baby, i know you want it :D
Vodstok
01-10-2007, 10:06 AM
Vanilla is.. Not bad....
The Flayed One
01-10-2007, 10:22 AM
You can add FLAYED - Boo
The_Return
01-10-2007, 10:58 AM
Return - Jigsaw:mad:
urgeok
01-10-2007, 12:30 PM
Return - Jigsaw:mad:
i was trying to think of yours ...
Burning in Hell
01-10-2007, 12:38 PM
Mine : Scream.
Funny thing is that the movie by itself is not that bad, but I absolutely hate it for what it did to horror movies.
alkytrio666
01-10-2007, 12:49 PM
Hmmm...Hostel or Eurotrip, Hostel or Eurotrip, Hostel or Eurotrip...
Hostel.
crabapple
01-10-2007, 01:40 PM
If I had to narrow it down, I would say, all that stuff they have on the shelves at Blockbuster. Poison! Dirty rotten videos.
A Sound of Thunder. yipes
The_Return
01-10-2007, 02:59 PM
If I had to narrow it down, I would say, all that stuff they have on the shelves at Blockbuster. Poison! Dirty rotten videos.
A Sound of Thunder. yipes
Baaaad movie. Didnt really mind a few parts, but overall I definatly agree.
Elvis_Christ
01-10-2007, 03:28 PM
Heh you didn't guess mine :D
Despare
01-10-2007, 03:44 PM
Despare - Undead
Phalanx
01-10-2007, 04:01 PM
Mine - Dog Soldiers.
urgeok
01-10-2007, 04:03 PM
Heh you didn't guess mine :D
which ron howard movie is it? :)
alkytrio666
01-10-2007, 04:03 PM
Really? May I ask why? It's cool, I'm not questioning your opinion...I've just never heard of anyone hating Dog Soldiers.
Elvis_Christ
01-10-2007, 04:07 PM
which ron howard movie is it? :)
:D haha got me there. Let's hope he doesn't make a horror flick anytime soon.
Mine's the same as Despare: UNDEAD (but the Omen remake just about takes its crown).
these are the people who have gone on more than once (some of them several times) about their most hated film. I figure if we just put it here (ONE FILM ONLY - the one that defines your hate in the purest form) then we wont have to mention it ever again.......... ever.
NEWB - Saturday Night Fever (just a guess)
I only know a few, you can add to the list or change my entry if you feel you have been misrepresented.
I'm sure it wouldn't be in my top 10....but i've never seen it....sure, bits and pieces...never the whole movie.
I can't really think of a movie that I "hate". I've been disappointed in some...i.e. the Omen remake.....the Fog remake....two movies that were butchered.....really screwed them up, let me tell ya...but hate.......I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW BAD THEY FUCKED THOSE TWO BELOVED MOVIES UP....
FUCKERS
i hate them:mad:
urgeok
01-10-2007, 06:20 PM
there arent a lot i hate ..
sometimes its the situation even more than the actual film ..
most i can go - meh, crap film - but i dont HATE it.
the village - i hated it with all my being. i felt ripped off and cheated 10 different ways.
like i was mugged for $50 (inc. babysitter $$) and 2 hours of my life.
Phalanx
01-10-2007, 06:28 PM
Really? May I ask why? It's cool, I'm not questioning your opinion...I've just never heard of anyone hating Dog Soldiers.
I think it's probably just that I'm not big on werewolf films in general.
I suppose the creatures looked good and all, and the gore was sufficient, it just didn't really feel like a "movie" to me. The plot, even with the "twist" just seemed very thin, and the whole thing felt a little mindless to me. I mean, I've seen werewolf films I can recall liking - I think there was one called silver bullets?, I was a teenage werewolf, 'wolf' was cool, even though that was more original werewolf - wolfman type theme, the first howling I thought was alright (crap bunch of sequels though), and american werewolf was great fun, romansanta was cool too...and then there's those that I haven't liked, such as cursed, underworld, the howling sequels, gingersnaps, and I tend to group this one in with those.
Personal taste I guess...I mean I didn't HATE it hate it...just felt like by the end it was a chore sitting through it, and that if I never saw it again, that'd be ok by me.
...I liked the part where the guy ran into the stick though?
Motherfucker got skewered!
alkytrio666
01-10-2007, 06:47 PM
I think it's probably just that I'm not big on werewolf films in general.
I suppose the creatures looked good and all, and the gore was sufficient, it just didn't really feel like a "movie" to me. The plot, even with the "twist" just seemed very thin, and the whole thing felt a little mindless to me. I mean, I've seen werewolf films I can recall liking - I think there was one called silver bullets?, I was a teenage werewolf, 'wolf' was cool, even though that was more original werewolf - wolfman type theme, the first howling I thought was alright (crap bunch of sequels though), and american werewolf was great fun, romansanta was cool too...and then there's those that I haven't liked, such as cursed, underworld, the howling sequels, gingersnaps, and I tend to group this one in with those.
Personal taste I guess...I mean I didn't HATE it hate it...just felt like by the end it was a chore sitting through it, and that if I never saw it again, that'd be ok by me.
...I liked the part where the guy ran into the stick though?
Motherfucker got skewered!
I see, fair enough. I could definately see that with the film.
And yes...that part was pretty fuckin' badass, for sure.
_____V_____
01-10-2007, 08:48 PM
_____V_____ - Leprechaun.
I ve already said why I hate it in another thread, but let me sum up in one line...
This one is the most idiotic movie ever made in cinema history.
PeaSoupintheye
01-11-2007, 05:01 AM
Ooooh this is a hard one...I guess as I don't particularly have any films I despise it would have to be more of a film I was extremely disappointed in...hmmm
Johny Nemonic
The Human Stain
Truman Show
Arthur...
Off the top of my head I would probably go for one of them...errr actually...yeah in that order - I def. hate Johny Nemonic the most.
The Mothman
01-11-2007, 05:19 AM
Omcdave; The Descent!
i just dont understand how anyone could dislike that, nevermind have it be their least favorite film.
urgeok
01-11-2007, 05:52 AM
the story so far :
BWIND - Phantasm
SLASHERMAN - May
RODERICK USHER - High Tension (this may be incorrect)
VODSTOK - Dungeons and Dragons
URGEOK - The Village
NEWB - Saturday Night Fever (just a guess)
HAMMERFAN - 13th Child: Legend of the Jersey Devil
MOTHMAN - Silent Hill
FLAYED - Boo
RETURN - Jigsaw
OMCDAVE - The Descent
BURNING IN HELL - Scream
ALKYTRIO - Hostel
CRABAPPLE - Sound of Thunder
DESPARE - Undead
PHALANX - Dog Soldiers
ELVIS CHRIST - Undead
_____V_____ - Leprechaun
PEASOUPINTHEEYE - Johnny Nemonic
stygianwitch
01-11-2007, 08:27 AM
stygianwitch - At Dawn They Sleep.... man what a waste of money this is, thank god i didn't waste more than 20 minutes on it :mad:
it's a very badly made home porn/vampire story..... no can't call it a story, 'piece of garbage' is more accurate
Burning in Hell
01-11-2007, 09:27 AM
i just dont understand how anyone could dislike that, nevermind have it be their least favorite film.
I'm with you 100% on that. Guess some people wouldn't know good horror if it stabbed them in the head with a butcher knife...
The Flayed One
01-11-2007, 02:26 PM
Just for shits and giggles, since this thread has about 500 more IQ points than the entire general forum combined at this time:
BWIND - Phantasm: I understand why people don't like it, but I just find it so easy to love. Complete braindead, pretty entertainment.
SLASHERMAN - May: I really enjoyed this movie, though parts of it did make me roll my eyes. I didn't think the ending fit the first hour of the movie; maybe that's why our Norwegian friend hates it so much?
RODERICK USHER - High Tension: I've heard the ripoff story from the book. As a writer (although not near as accomplished as Rod) the inane twists did give my frontal lobe diarreah. I thought it had good atmosphere, though, and I was able to look past it and just mindlessly enjoy the gore and lighting
VODSTOK - Dungeons and Dragons: You've got me there. I can't think of a single thing good to say about this movie.
URGEOK - The Village: SPOILERS I think it would have been so much more effective if the monster would have turned out to be real. I really enjoyed the first hour of the movie, but the end left a horrid sour taste in my mouth. Take note, M. Night Whatshisfuckit; try just telling a story. People might like it:rolleyes:
NEWB - Saturday Night Fever: Oh, come on dude. It couldn't be worse than Urban Cowboy.
HAMMERFAN - 13th Child: Legend of the Jersey Devil: I've owned this movie for awhile and never watched it. I just have this horrible feeling that I'm going to agree with you...
MOTHMAN - Silent Hill: Awww, man. I normally dig your taste in movies, but this is one we're just going to have to agree to disagree on. I had a shitload of fun with it, and seeing Pyramid Head onscreen was just too much fun.
FLAYED - Boo: Terrible. I'd rather watch 100,000 copies of Exorcist II: The Heretic and then eat them than ever have to sit through this shit again.
RETURN - Jigsaw: Come on, it sounds like it's at least got to be a "So bad, it's good" type flick like Octopus II. Unless it's as bad as Boo. Which it's not. (It better not be anyway)
OMCDAVE - The Descent: Not only are you a pervert and you post too much, but you're the first person I've heard say a truly negative comment about this move.
BURNING IN HELL - Scream: I really dislike this movie, but I also knew everything that happened in it before I got to watch it. BTW, Posher hates you now.
ALKYTRIO - Hostel: I think we've been over this one 1,000 times (literaly) I don't hate it as much as most, but it was definately extremely underwhelming at best. Then again, I say this after only 1 viewing, so my opinion will probably change the second time around
CRABAPPLE - Sound of Thunder: Haven't seen or hear of it. Can't help you there, bro.
DESPARE - Undead: I can see why people hate this. I thought it was a lot of cheesy drunken fun, but I tend to be a little more forgiving than a lot of people. Take that as you will
PHALANX - Dog Soldiers: I just don't know what to say except it seems every horror fan has the movie they love that everyone else hates and the movie they hate that everyone else loves. This is obviously the latter for you. Even though I liked Ginger Snaps better (which most people seem to disagree with) I still think it's one of the best werewolf movies in the last 15 years.
ELVIS CHRIST - Undead: See Despares entry
_____V_____ - Leprechaun: Another one of those obviously cheesy movies that most people either love to hate or hate to love. I put this up with the Pupper Master. ___V___ apparently puts it out with his coffee grounds on garbage day. Cheese seems to be one of the most fickle kinds of horror; no one likes all of it, and we all have different things we enjoy about it. That's the fun about being part of a horror community. We get to discuss things like this. Between fighting, conversations about buttsecks and banning requests, of course.
PEASOUPINTHEEYE - Johnny Mnuemonic: Sounds reasonable
paws the great
01-11-2007, 02:26 PM
Dark Harvest 2
The_Return
01-11-2007, 02:36 PM
RETURN - Jigsaw: Come on, it sounds like it's at least got to be a "So bad, it's good" type flick like Octopus II. Unless it's as bad as Boo. Which it's not. (It better not be anyway)
Yes, that is how it sounds. Thats why I bought it, thought it might be a decent little "laugh at the bad movie" kind of slasher.
It's not.
Not even remotely amusing. I suppose you could laugh at it of you were drunk enough, but watching it sober...just piss-poor filmmaking.
Totem came as a double feature on the disc...not quite as horrid, but still fucking awful.
The Flayed One
01-11-2007, 02:39 PM
WOW! Totem's better? That's pretty rough, man.
alkytrio666
01-11-2007, 02:39 PM
Yes, that is how it sounds. Thats why I bought it, thought it might be a decent little "laugh at the bad movie" kind of slasher.
It's not.
Not even remotely amusing. I suppose you could laugh at it of you were drunk enough, but watching it sober...just piss-poor filmmaking.
Totem came as a double feature on the disc...not quite as horrid, but still fucking awful.
Try Junior...not the Arnold movie, the low budget horror flick. Horrible.
_____V_____
01-11-2007, 06:09 PM
_____V_____ - Leprechaun: Another one of those obviously cheesy movies that most people either love to hate or hate to love. I put this up with the Pupper Master. ___V___ apparently puts it out with his coffee grounds on garbage day. Cheese seems to be one of the most fickle kinds of horror; no one likes all of it, and we all have different things we enjoy about it. That's the fun about being part of a horror community. We get to discuss things like this. Between fighting, conversations about buttsecks and banning requests, of course.
I love cheese. A TON of the movies made in the 80s had cheese and they finished up in my watch-again list. Sometimes you just cant get enough of it. The God of em all, Evil Dead II, is my all time favorite in horror.
But Leprechaun...ICK!! I remember one of my friends made a glowing recommendation of the movie, and I chanced upon the entire franchise at a discount sale. Bought em off and popped the original one in. By the time it was over, I was like :mad: and cursing the moment I bought the shit. Cheesiness? GOOFINESS!! IDIOCY at the SUPREME!! Grrrr...I would have bought a ticket to the Village for a G than watch this one! Trust me, it IS as bad as it sounds.
Sold em all off in the yard sale I had in Sept '06. Good Riddance!!
urgeok
01-11-2007, 06:09 PM
URGEOK - The Village: SPOILERS I think it would have been so much more effective if the monster would have turned out to be real. I really enjoyed the first hour of the movie, but the end left a horrid sour taste in my mouth. Take note, M. Night Whatshisfuckit; try just telling a story. People might like it:rolleyes:
holy shit - when was that ? i was being awfully kind.
the more i thought about it the more i hated the whole film.
urgeok
01-11-2007, 06:16 PM
WOW! Totem's better? That's pretty rough, man.
Totem is a horrible god dam piece of crap.
i remember that one pissing me off too (i have it on VHS)
NEWB - Saturday Night Fever: Oh, come on dude. It couldn't be worse than Urban Cowboy.
At least Urban Cowboy had a cute Debra Winger in a cowboy hat.
http://users2.ev1.net/~nholland/images/urban/uc3.gif
not to mention Scott "The Keep" Glenn
urgeok
01-11-2007, 06:18 PM
saturday night fever is mint !
those dance scenes make me laugh my ass off ..
hard to believe that anyone ever found that synchronized disco dancing cool.
the music is dope though (to coin an elvis christ phrase)
I really can't argue.....seeing that its the best selling "soundtrack" ever.
but come on........its all shit.....IMHO:D
1. "Stayin' Alive" performed by The Bee Gees
2. "How Deep Is Your Love" performed by The Bee Gees
3. "Night Fever" performed by The Bee Gees
4. "More Than a Woman" performed by The Bee Gees
5. "If I Can't Have You" performed by Yvonne Elliman
6. "A Fifth of Beethoven" performed by Walter Murphy
7. "More Than a Woman" performed by Tavares
8. "Manhattan Skyline" performed by David Shire
9. "Calypso Breakdown" performed by Ralph MacDonald
10. "Night on Disco Mountain" performed by David Shire
11. "Open Sesame" performed by Kool & the Gang
12. "Jive Talkin'" performed by The Bee Gees
13. "You Should Be Dancing" performed by The Bee Gees
14. "Boogie Shoes" performed by KC & the Sunshine Band
15. "Salsation" performed by David Shire
16. "K-Jee" performed by MFSB
17. "Disco Inferno" performed by Trammps
Despare
01-11-2007, 08:30 PM
Damn if I could change mine I would as I just remember the WORST horror movie I ever saw. I actually blocked it from my memory. Island of the Dead. I rented this when it first came out thinking zombies and what did I get? Killer flies!? You've got to be shitting me! When one of the guys in the film then shot at said swarm of flies with a gun I almost smashed my DVD player. What a bad, bad, bad, BAD movie.
Burning in Hell
01-11-2007, 08:57 PM
BURNING IN HELL - Scream: I really dislike this movie, but I also knew everything that happened in it before I got to watch it. BTW, Posher hates you now.
Muhahahaha, good one! Oh wait, I saw this at the movie theater when it got out, so I knew nothing of it beforehand :p
The Mothman
01-12-2007, 07:39 AM
I really can't argue.....seeing that its the best selling "soundtrack" ever.
but come on........its all shit.....IMHO:D
1. "Stayin' Alive" performed by The Bee Gees
2. "How Deep Is Your Love" performed by The Bee Gees
3. "Night Fever" performed by The Bee Gees
4. "More Than a Woman" performed by The Bee Gees
5. "If I Can't Have You" performed by Yvonne Elliman
6. "A Fifth of Beethoven" performed by Walter Murphy
7. "More Than a Woman" performed by Tavares
8. "Manhattan Skyline" performed by David Shire
9. "Calypso Breakdown" performed by Ralph MacDonald
10. "Night on Disco Mountain" performed by David Shire
11. "Open Sesame" performed by Kool & the Gang
12. "Jive Talkin'" performed by The Bee Gees
13. "You Should Be Dancing" performed by The Bee Gees
14. "Boogie Shoes" performed by KC & the Sunshine Band
15. "Salsation" performed by David Shire
16. "K-Jee" performed by MFSB
17. "Disco Inferno" performed by Trammps
That was the only good thing about the '80s--we got rid of one of the Bee Gees. One down, three to go. That's what I say, folks." Denis Leary
paws the great
01-13-2007, 03:43 AM
Damn if I could change mine I would as I just remember the WORST horror movie I ever saw. I actually blocked it from my memory. Island of the Dead. I rented this when it first came out thinking zombies and what did I get? Killer flies!? You've got to be shitting me! When one of the guys in the film then shot at said swarm of flies with a gun I almost smashed my DVD player. What a bad, bad, bad, BAD movie.
Yes, Island of the Dead is a HORRIBLE flick.