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Vodstok
01-03-2007, 11:32 AM
Okay, vent in the form of a question.. they are intended to be rhetorical, but if anyone has an actual answer for it, feel free to respond:

WHY would anyone cast Bryce Dallas Howard in a movie after seeing the Village? She is god awful... I didnt realise she was supposed to be blind at firstm because she kept fucking up and looking at things... (I know mr Shyamalan likes her, but i mean, anyone with taste)

Why do people continue to insist Mr Shyamalan is a genius? He is barely creative and tries way to hard since his first movie... They are now all too-somber and trying desperately to have incredible twist endings, and they dont.

why did anyone give Courtney Solomon the money to make An American Haunting? Didnt they see Dungeons and Dragons?

Why wont paris hilton go away?

Roderick Usher
01-03-2007, 11:42 AM
why did anyone give Courtney Solomon the money to make An American Haunting? Didnt they see Dungeons and Dragons?

Because he made money off it. And he made a TON off of An American Haunting, because he distributed it himself. And his distribution company was responsible for the After Dark Horror Film Festival that played all over the U.S.

He's great with money and great in the room, so you'll have the pleasure of seeing more and more films from him in the future...sorry.

Vodstok
01-03-2007, 11:47 AM
great, so he has managed to squeeze into the same cosmic loophole as uwe boll... Just great....

And both of them got their first opportunity because they were funded by inheritance or rich mommies....

Godamnit... Stupid white trash background (kicks pebble)

Roderick Usher
01-03-2007, 11:50 AM
Makes you want to leave a whole pile of cash for your little one, huh?

But I always joke with the boys that they'll never see a penny from me - I'm gonna spend it all and then sponge off of them in my golden years.

Vodstok
01-03-2007, 11:54 AM
Well, you could always do what supposedly Bill gates said he would do with his kids, if they can make a million (or two or three) by a certain age, they can inheret his money, otherwise, it goes to charity.

Dont actually think he said it, but the concept is sound.

It really drives me nuts the number of untalented people who get to DO what many of us dream about, and they dont appreciate it at all, and tin those two cases, they have no idea they suck....

part of the reason i hate solomon's crap is that it is done in such a way that it is clear the person who made it thought they did a great job...

Despare
01-03-2007, 12:01 PM
Why do people continue to insist Mr Shyamalan is a genius? He is barely creative and tries way to hard since his first movie... They are now all too-somber and trying desperately to have incredible twist endings, and they dont.


Don't think he's a genius but I liked 3 out of the 4 movies I've seen of his.

Loved Unbreakable
Really Liked Sixth Sense
Liked Signs

stygianwitch
01-03-2007, 12:05 PM
Don't think he's a genius but I liked 3 out of the 4 movies I've seen of his.

Loved Unbreakable
Really Liked Sixth Sense
Liked Signs

didn't think much of unbreakable
loved sixth sense
liked signs





how much flaming am i likely to get if i tell y'all *i enjoyed The Village :o *

Vodstok
01-03-2007, 12:05 PM
sixth sense and unbreakable were really good. I have gotten tired of signs, the more i watch it, the more his smugness creeps through. By the time i saw the Village i was done with him. I figured it out in 30 minutes, and just thought it was awful. i refuse to see the lady in the water.

BlackSunProductions
01-03-2007, 12:14 PM
Okay, vent in the form of a question.. they are intended to be rhetorical, but if anyone has an actual answer for it, feel free to respond:

WHY would anyone cast Bryce Dallas Howard in a movie after seeing the Village? She is god awful... I didnt realise she was supposed to be blind at firstm because she kept fucking up and looking at things... (I know mr Shyamalan likes her, but i mean, anyone with taste)

Why do people continue to insist Mr Shyamalan is a genius? He is barely creative and tries way to hard since his first movie... They are now all too-somber and trying desperately to have incredible twist endings, and they dont.

why did anyone give Courtney Solomon the money to make An American Haunting? Didnt they see Dungeons and Dragons?

Why wont paris hilton go away?

1) Because she's Ron Howard's daughter which brings star power and, more than likely, daddy's money.

2) If he was any kind of genius, he would have held off on The Sixth Sense until later in his carreer. Then, maybe his twists would seem more twisted to us.

3) Because hollywood producers are bankers not D&D fans. 90% of the D&D players I talked to hated the movie. Honestly, tricking the Beholder by throwing a stick like it was a fucking dog was going way over the top.

4) Better asked... Why is Paris Hilton famous?

Vodstok
01-03-2007, 12:19 PM
3) Because hollywood producers are bankers not D&D fans. 90% of the D&D players I talked to hated the movie. Honestly, tricking the Beholder by throwing a stick like it was a fucking dog was going way over the top.

4) Better asked... Why is Paris Hilton famous?

Re: 4; She sucked rick solomon's dick and it got out. tada....

3: Allow me to wax geek for a moment....

Beholders are supposed to be genius level creatures... And that little twit claimed to be a passionate hardcore d&d player...

The rug of smothering was a pit of oatmeal... God, it just missed EVERYTHING that would have made it good, or even given d&d geeks something to like.

urgeok
01-03-2007, 12:22 PM
4) Better asked... Why is Paris Hilton famous?


because she has long gorgeous legs and a beautiful flat stomach.



my standard disclaimer for being a paris hilton fan :

to this date i've never seen her speak. I just saw her home porn vid.

i think she's hot as hell.

(and i dont feel compelled to hate the 'celebs' that it is fashionable to hate - i love jennifer lopez too :D

Vodstok
01-03-2007, 12:45 PM
I despise them on a moral level. I never hunt down any information on them, i get presented with it, usually while i am trying to watch soemthing else.

J-Lo is easy enough to ignore these days, she has all but disappeared.

Paris hilton is an ugly, stupid, flat-chested little freak who would not have any fame if she hadnt screwed a married man on tape and then it got released. she deserves nothing she has, and hasnt worked for any of it. She is over privledged, and would just be another little gutter whore if her parents werent billionaires.

http://www.superiorpics.com/hs/paris_hilton/main1.jpg

She's about as sexy as a fresh bullet wound

Roderick Usher
01-03-2007, 12:50 PM
Actually she owes her fame to fashion magazines.

She's a spoiled little heiress who attends every party, art opening, fashion show and movie premiere - because she honestly has no idea what else to do. She became famous as a party girl with the best clothes and was hounded by the fashion-mag party paparazzi for years before the sex-tape...that one just put her over the top.

And you should see her up close - she looks like a sack of elbows with bad skin - yuk!

Vodstok
01-03-2007, 12:52 PM
I had never heard of her before the tape... Jesus, i feel like i dodged a bullet not having to be exposed to her for years before.

She represents everything that is wrong with this country...

Despare
01-03-2007, 12:52 PM
She's about as sexy as a fresh bullet wound

Mmmmm... fresh bullet wounds.

urgeok
01-03-2007, 12:54 PM
man .. she seemed to be up close in that video - and she looked gorgeous.


i still contest anyone saying she's physically ugly.
she's far from ugly.


A Jolie does absolutely nothing for me ... but i would be mad to say she's physically unattractive ..

Despare
01-03-2007, 01:01 PM
man .. she seemed to be up close in that video - and she looked gorgeous.


i still contest anyone saying she's physically ugly.
she's far from ugly.


A Jolie does absolutely nothing for me ... but i would be mad to say she's physically unattractive ..

I don't like Jolie much but you're right... she's good looking. Paris has a VERY ugly face in my opinion.

vanlutz
01-03-2007, 02:12 PM
I can't stand his movies, but money buys you the most precious thing in the entertainment biz - PUBLICITY!!!

Phalanx
01-03-2007, 02:26 PM
Why do people continue to insist Mr Shyamalan is a genius? He is barely creative and tries way to hard since his first movie... They are now all too-somber and trying desperately to have incredible twist endings, and they dont.
I don't...I'm getting sick of his whole "lets surprise them at the end and invalidate everything time was invested in prior..." thing. It worked, until he decided it had to be his every movie.
I only really liked Unbreakable myself, I'd never consider buying any of the others.

BlackSunProductions
01-03-2007, 02:43 PM
Re: 4; She sucked rick solomon's dick and it got out. tada...

And now he has to give 50% of the profits to charity.