Obnoxious Pet Names For You Sweetie

[crabapple]

I want to start a list of Pet Names that people call, or have called (before getting the gee-whillikers slapped out of them!) their significant others. Here are some obnoxious Pet Names we can begin with:

Wumpy
Moopie
Lumkin
Snootie

[Spallalala]

haha thats funny thinking about that cos I never had one for boofhead over there.
I think dickhead stuck for a while. :P

[Phalanx]

She says "baaaaaaby" in a stupid singsong voice sometimes when she's trying to irritate me.

I called her chunkalunks the other day, for no particular reason...I think she likes it.:D :D , but, I got hit.

[Miss Olivia]

I think the worst pet name I ever heard anyone called was Sugarbush. Picture this: Big obnoxious Texan in cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat, and his little blond bubblehead wife.
SUGARBUSH, as I live and breathe.

[Phalanx]

I assume that was what HE called HER right? Lame, but not as fucked up as the other way around...
Not really big on "pet names"...just never really used 'em...

[Miss Olivia]

Yeah, he called her that. To be honest, she was pretty dumb. I got treated to her talking about her "target date" for starting plastic surgery.....she was 24. What a fucked up mindset.

[VampiricClown]

My pet name from my ex was either, Joshy, Joshy-Bear or if she was pissed, Idiot.

I got in the habit of calling her Shmoopie just to irritate her.

[The Flayed One]

I call my sexy woman Irish, and she calls me Crunchy.:p

[VampiricClown]

I call my sexy woman Irish, and she calls me Crunchy.:p

Crunchy?....Ummm...I don't think I wanna know.

[crabapple]

Ah.....this is good stuff I'm reading here.

[Miss Olivia]

I call my sexy woman Irish, and she calls me Crunchy.:p


LOL
Crunchy.
Crunchy.
He's crunchy!!!
It's because of his location, silly. Always assuming the worst:p

[Haunted]

I think I'm going to puke. (Not a pet name but a general sentiment)

[Roderick Usher]

We try wierd isults as pet names. One that stuck for a while was knucklefucker, but has since been flipped around to phucklenucker

either that or mommy/mamma/mammacita

[Miss Olivia]

I think I'm going to puke. (Not a pet name but a general sentiment)


*Gives haunted an airsick bag*

I'll hold your hair for you.:p

[Vodstok]

I called her Sugartits for a while just to be obnoxious. she calls me "snob" and sometimes "asshole".

I dont know why....

[Roderick Usher]

she calls me "snob" and sometimes "asshole".

I dont know why....

One of the great mysteries of the Universe:D

[stubbornforgey]

just plain old baby..which suits us well..
but when we get real romantic ..its silly hobbit or silly egyptian..
sentiment kicks in when we start on egg or smart ass. :o

[Miss Olivia]

I called her Sugartits for a while just to be obnoxious. she calls me "snob" and sometimes "asshole".

I dont know why....

I prefer snohole and assnob.

[Soloman Kane]

Fluffy Bunny, Bunny etc. which causes psiren to call me it all the more. There are of course other ways to get her to stop ;) Personally the worst was the bearnator. It started out as a joke with an ex but ended badly later on. :p Which is one of the reasons why she's an ex

[Haunted]

*Gives haunted an airsick bag*

I'll hold your hair for you.:p

You know, and that's why you need at leat two girlfriends, because after "the prick" has quit laughing, he'll chuckle, "No seriously, are you all right?" So by the time you're finished you're too weak and too disoriented to kick his ass.

Therefore, you need one girlfriend to tell him to fuck off, shove him out of the bathroom, close and lock the door, and of course the other to hold your hair.

[urgeok]

hmm - i call her

- crap-ass
- numb-nuts
- bag-licker


but never when mad !

[crabapple]

I had a variation of "lumkin" ...."honey lumkin"

also "moochie" and "my little Pam Grier"

that was the one that got me slugged..."my little Pam Grier"

[urgeok]

'little' and 'pam grier' dont belong in the same sentance.

[psiren]

And what's wrong with Fluffy Bunny? I didn't have any petnames i hated but they've ranged from 'Psycho' to 'Angel'
my parents used to call me 'Dodo' when i was little, maybe they were hoping i'd become extinct:D

[VampiricClown]

I called her Sugartits for a while just to be obnoxious. she calls me "snob" and sometimes "asshole".

I dont know why....

Ah, Asshole...I've been called that more times than I can count. lol

[PR3SSUR3]

What about

Floofyumptybumptysnoofykins Crap Paste?

[Vodstok]

What about

Floofyumptybumptysnoofykins Crap Paste?

Yiur significant other must have a lot of energy....

[Marroe]

We go back and forth with insulting names a lot, just playing around (most of the time:o ), but when he's trying to be sweet he calls me"Punkin". Which makes me feel like I am five years old, but it's so sickening cute that I let him get away with it.
I took this one and ran with it, now it's just a normal everyday thing. When we haven't seen each other all day, or when we're laying down to bed I'll say "herrro mongorian", like the owner from the City Wok in South Park, and of course he greets me likewise, usually having a whole conversation like he's the owner of the "Shitty Wok":rolleyes:. I'm kinda starting to regret that because now we can't go eat at Hot Wok without him constantly talking like that.

[urgeok]

i'd probably just shorten it to 'crap paste'

[PR3SSUR3]

Whoop, I misread the thread - assuming it was for more cute pet names... for pets.

Actually, same difference.

:D

[Miss Olivia]

We go back and forth with insulting names a lot, just playing around (most of the time:o ), but when he's trying to be sweet he calls me"Punkin". Which makes me feel like I am five years old, but it's so sickening cute that I let him get away with it.
I took this one and ran with it, now it's just a normal everyday thing. When we haven't seen each other all day, or when we're laying down to bed I'll say "herrro mongorian", like the owner from the City Wok in South Park, and of course he greets me likewise, usually having a whole conversation like he's the owner of the "Shitty Wok":rolleyes:. I'm kinda starting to regret that because now we can't go eat at Hot Wok without him constantly talking like that.


LMFAO it's nice to know I'm not the only one who does that, although I admit I try really hard not to at the Chinese restaurant.

Oh, my wardance scare you Mongorian? Deeu boo ding ding ding dingding....

Sweet and sour pork on dey heads.

[AmericanManiac]

I call mine Teddybear, and she calls me snugglebear.