Presents!

[The Flayed One]

Give one of your fellow HDCers a present. Who cares if it's a pic! It's the thought that counts, you bastards!

For urge:

I got you a new sled dog!
http://www.perrosamigos.com/images/husky.jpg

Now you can get to your Eskimo DVD dealers igloo with ease! He's purebread, and only has a minor case of alcoholism!

[urgeok]

great .. someone else to clean up after ..

i have news for you amigos ... we are still green up here ...
the temp has been abnormally high .. well above 0.

canadians love it but i'm sure its just the planet dying.

[crabapple]

Flayed deserves a present for being so generous and for starting such a warm-hearted thread. Here's your present: a nice old copy of Famous Monsters #36. I think this is from 1965...? Enjoy!
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m108/darkcornerpix/fm036sm.jpg

[orangestar]

great .. someone else to clean up after ..

i have news for you amigos ... we are still green up here ...
the temp has been abnormally high .. well above 0.

canadians love it but i'm sure its just the planet dying.


Off topic but oh well...It's still above 50 in Iowa today. I'm heading for Florida tomorrow morning, so who cares if the planet is dying. At least I'll be tan.

[The Flayed One]

For newb!

Your very own beer wench!

http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/beer%20wench.JPG

Don't worry about the fact that she's old enough to be your grandma! She can carry 12 mugs at once, and you won't care after that!

[urgeok]

i bought newb a new suit :

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/kinnectic06/AnimatedDancing_1.gif

i bought vod a new DVD :

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k172/media_murder/the-grudge.jpg

i bought Rod some new wheels :

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f26/Moraga89/hippyvan3.gif

got shanks the usual :

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/holyfuckingbonjovi/new-4.jpg

and i got something for omcdave - to replace the one he broke :

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l91/BiteMeFanBoy/brain.gif

[crabapple]

he's got a point.

[Vodstok]

He dreamed he was eating a raisin.


Then he woke up in bed next to her. :eek:

[The Flayed One]

I got omcdave something too!

http://www.worldways.org/images/sGT1003%20-%20Chinese%20Finger%20Trap.jpg

Now you can have something else to do with those busy fingers aside from posting 800 times a day!

[crabapple]

LOL jeepers! that's funny.

[The Flayed One]

For Vod!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6303195857.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

You're not gettin any younger, mate, and if you wanna keep that ass in good enough shape to talk about for years to come you have to bunsercize!

[urgeok]

I got omcdave something too!

http://www.worldways.org/images/sGT1003%20-%20Chinese%20Finger%20Trap.jpg

Now you can have something else to do with those busy fingers aside from posting 800 times a day!


thats only 4 .. werent there any thumb sized ones ?

[The Flayed One]

Now I know The_Return loves penguins, so I got him a box of penguin eggs!

http://www.science.siu.edu/microbiology/extremophiles/ScHutEggsSm.jpg

If you like them when they're waddling around, you're going to love them in a frying pan as a cheese and mushroom omlette!

[Roderick Usher]

this one's for you, Flayed

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k115/RoderickUsher_2006/ezbake.jpg

[The Flayed One]

For our very own new bachelorette, Miss Olivia:

http://www.sextoysexotica.com/images/product/pictures/A/000california/1959-01.jpg

I think you know what to do with him;)

[urgeok]

i was getting flayed Wendy O Williams..

well, her corpse anyway..

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n159/jenalanini/wendy_wall.jpg

[urgeok]

and for BR ..
for when Dustin starts getting a little too old for her ..

a new boyfriend !

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f363/jessica_samurda/littlekidlooksliekzack.jpg

[urgeok]

or .. in case she doesnt like the last one (seems a little wimpy)

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f363/jessica_samurda/fatkid.jpg

[VampiricClown]

LMFAO!

Urge! Poor Bloodrayne. :(

[The Flayed One]

For Rod:

http://kevin.lps.org/Middle_ages/castles/drawbridge.gif

Because how else are you going to get out of your apartment?

[The Flayed One]

Mothman likes dripping ooze and gore, so why not let him have some of his own?

http://en.for-ua.com/files/blogfoto/bacteria-ebola.jpg

I'm giving you the Ebola virus! Aww, look at those big ol cute eyes!

[urgeok]

for renob :

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f205/rgalarza/toiletpaper.jpg


for ferretchucker

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l216/tcairns/14-Mirror.jpg


for slasherman

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k148/ouypouy/win_friends_influence_people.gif


for murderdoll

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k200/car06los/Kitten.jpg


for elvis :

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r176/jennaleigh1511/soundofmusic.jpg

[VampiricClown]

for renob :

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f205/rgalarza/toiletpaper.jpg


Holy Cheese Grated Shit! OUCH!!!

[Miss Olivia]

For our very own new bachelorette, Miss Olivia:

http://www.sextoysexotica.com/images/product/pictures/A/000california/1959-01.jpg

I think you know what to do with him;)


Just what I wanted:p

Here Flayed, I got you a new neighbor!
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i218/DawnOlivia_2006/mr-rogers-freddy-kruger-my-neighbor.jpg

[Miss Olivia]

www.satanspace.com under evil pics:cool:

[newb]

fun thread....i'll have to check it out when I get home from work.

[alkytrio666]

Mothman likes dripping ooze and gore, so why not let him have some of his own?

http://en.for-ua.com/files/blogfoto/bacteria-ebola.jpg

I'm giving you the Ebola virus! Aww, look at those big ol cute eyes!


My biology teacher freshman year had that thing. No joke. There's a whole disease collection, too, 'cause he had more. I can't for the life of me think of the rest of the gang. Damnedest little bastards.

[The Flayed One]

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/

Hehe, syphilis is kind of cute.

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/files/images/productdetails/pox.jpg

[alkytrio666]

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/
Ah yes, there it is.


...sick bastards...

[The Flayed One]

i hear you know this one first hand :D

I see the fingertraps aren't working out so well. You're still typing. Here, maybe this present will work out better:

http://www.castrator.com/5_Reasons_why_you_MUST_delay_castrate_with_the_Eze _castrator_files/T-1-A.png

[The Flayed One]

what is that thing ?

A livestock castrator.

[Haunted]

I would love give each of you one of these:

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l89/Bandraoi999/red_helleborine.jpg

It's a red helleborine, an orchid, part of the paphiopedilum sanderianum orchids which are some of the rarest in the world.

Some of you, might even receive a bouquet.

Orchids are symbols of rare beauty and in Chinese lore they are symbols of posterity.

[alkytrio666]

thats cool man ill take it i have a bull that needs a snip :D
Hey man, no need to bring your wife into this. That's not cool.

[The Flayed One]

See? Haunted's too sweet for most of us assfucks around here. I was going to give you a rare butterfly, but I didn;t know if it was appropriate.

Have a nice big red sapphire instead.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j14/siamcitygems/JULY%202006/10JUL06/10-7-02C.jpg

[Haunted]

Thank you Flayed:) I'll put it in a set and wear it always.;)

[Haunted]

Dave, I'm going to give you something... the best gift ever. Many people will envy you. However it will serve a great purpose.

I'm going to give you your very own dominatrix. This way you'll have something to occupy you most of the time and tie you up for the rest of the time.

Now... doesn't that sound nice?:)

[crabapple]

And not only that, but get this...






wait for it..............











...the dominatrix is dressed as the Pink Panther cartoon character!

[VampiricClown]

Damn Dave, a wife AND a dominatrix.

Lucky bastard.

[Haunted]

Yo, VC, when do you turn 18?

[stubbornforgey]

For everybody in here i give you all
xmas cards made from the special students at the
special school workshop..cos i support special projects and
besides...EM A CHEAP BASTARD' :o

[Spec7ral]

for vamp:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/pinkflamingo555/emo.jpg
for miss o (in case the guys are lame):
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005NAUI.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg
for austin:
http://s42.photobucket.com/albums/e344/dawki006/th_cd89ff83.jpg
for rayne:
http://www.search-experts.com/images/stand-and-swing.jpg
for dave:
http://www.fordogtrainer.com/pics/muzzles/m5/leather-dog-muzzle-m5-3d.jpg

[Spec7ral]

for flayed:
http://www.epicurious.com/images/drinking/beer/holidaybeer/oktoberfest.jpg
for elvis (the red bars):
http://www.pne.net/images/dload.gif
for rod (its time for a new 'do!):
http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/upload/2006/07/rolliefingersmustachio.jpg
for urge (times ten):
http://images.43things.com/entry/00/00/6e/28245l.jpg
for disease:
http://www.shopbug.com/store/images/BE-280.jpg

[Spec7ral]

for zwoti:
http://www.toyarsenal.com/Merchant2/imgs/prdcts/nunchucks.jpg
for renob:
http://files.blog-city.com/files/M05/99962/p/f/green_anal_lube.jpg

ive forgotten alot of people but hey i am drunk and i should be watching football.

[Roderick Usher]

for rod (its time for a new 'do!):
http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/upload/2006/07/rolliefingersmustachio.jpg


Fuck Yeah!

they call me Mister Fingers

[VampiricClown]

Yo, VC, when do you turn 18?

What are you talking about? I'm over 20. :p

Nah, I turn 18 on May 16th.

@Spec7ral
Oh good, comes with a free razor. Can I eliminate all the emo kids around my town now? :D

[urgeok]

ohhh lord i sure could use those shelves ..

i'm drooling !

[crabapple]

Urge is the only person to leaves the Sears catalog lying around the home with the pages open on the shelving page. Please Santa...I been real good this year...hook me up with some shelfology, baby!

[urgeok]

shelves actually make me horny when i see them now.

i look at an ikea catelogue the way omcdave looks at asian porn.

[Disease]

Who want's a present then?

[stygianwitch]

Who want's a present then?

you can bring me a couple of coconuts back ;)

[alkytrio666]

For OMCdave, after browsing through his "were is everybody?" thread:

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/0877798087.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1110487662_.jpg