I Believe ....

[urgeok]

... that line dancing is a form of mental retardation.

[newb]

No more than "DISCO" dancing.

http://images.43things.com/place/00/08/a7/567042lr.jpg

[urgeok]

!!! Dear God !!!!


Newb Line Dances !!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e224/MrMovies510/home.jpg

[urgeok]

I believe ...we should cut the police some slack. I like them better than criminals.

[Disease]

depends on what type of criminals realy.

[newb]

newb doesn't DANCE......at all.

[newb]

My father was a cop for twenty years.......props to them.

[urgeok]

newb doesn't DANCE......at all.

i believe that was an HDC record for the fastest thread derailment by the way :D

[newb]

i believe that was an HDC record for the fastest thread derailment by the way :D

My wife doesn't call me speedy for nothing.:D

[The Flayed One]

I believe....that thinking Miracle Whip is mayo should be a capitol offense.

[urgeok]

My wife doesn't call me speedy for nothing.:D

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g1/chiromatt/1minuteman.jpg

[newb]

Lets see if I can get this thread back on track.


I believe, I believe,
I believe in wishing wells,
But I also believe in a lot of things,
Things the daisy tells,
I believe, I believe that a four-leaf clover brings,
Lots of luck, lots of joy, lots of happiness,
I believe those things.
And when it’s christmas time I believe in santa claus,
Why do I believe, I guess that I believe because
I believe, I believe,
I believe that dreams come true,
If you wish for a dream by a wishing well,
Don’t tell your wish or you’ll break the spell,
It may sound na‹ve, but that’s what I believe.
(instrumental)
And when it’s christmas,
I try to believe in santa claus,
Why do I believe,
I guess that I believe because
I believe, I believe,
I do believe that dreams come true,
And if you wish for a dream by the wishing well,
Don’t you tell the wish or you’ll break the spell,
It may sound na‹ve,
But that’s what I happen to believe.

[urgeok]

I believe that money CAN buy happiness if you have half of a fucking brain.
unhappy rich people are unhappy rich stupid people.

[The Mothman]

I cant believe its not butter.

[Vodstok]

I believe in anything that suits my needs at any given time :)

[Phalanx]

I believe that all non-cosmetic medical care should be free for people throughout the world, those that take time to learn and provide it should be on "comfortable" govt. paid wages, as they deserve.

I believe that courses on basic animal ownership/care should be mandatory prior to ownership itself.

I believe everyone should plant a tree for every year they're alive.

I believe that everyone ought to learn to cook, at least a little better than the majority, it's fast becoming a forgotten art.

I believe that a person/people expecting to take up long term residence in a country not their own, should be at least "proficient" in speaking their language. Writing? whateverthefuck. Speaking, definately. Not just my country, not just yours. The rule should apply to everyone, everywhere. It's a respect thing.

I believe smoking is one of the worlds greatest ongoing stupidities.

I believe that when people vomit, it really IS funny, and I shouldn't feel bad about laughing at all.

[Disease]

"I believe in miracles" by Ramones, great song.

[Haunted]

I believe that hope is actually the denial of reality in some occasions.

I believe that love is a waste of time.

I believe in getting shit done despite everything.

I believe in being who I am.

I believe in keeping my chin up no matter what.

I believe in grabbing opportunities and running with them.

I believe in adventure.

Mainly, though, I believe in myself.

[Despare]

... that line dancing is a form of mental retardation.

Not that I enjoy Nascar or Line Dancing but you seem to have an aversion to things of a more... Southern nature.

[Phalanx]

Those Canadians...thinking they're "above" it all.

[The Flayed One]

I believe 90% of people settle for the mediocre rather than putting effort into finding something better.

[urgeok]

Not that I enjoy Nascar or Line Dancing but you seem to have an aversion to things of a more... Southern nature.



line dancing, nascar, and fucking your sister ..

just those things :)


by the way .. i know a lot of nascar fans up here ..

i've even witnessed - gulp - line dancing

[Roderick Usher]

I believe Nascar is just a bunch rednecks making left turns.

[Despare]

line dancing, nascar, and fucking your sister ..

just those things :)


by the way .. i know a lot of nascar fans up here ..

i've even witnessed - gulp - line dancing

I don't understand the fad but I know my dad actually likes NASCAR, probably because he likes cars. I personally don't see the point, like Mitch said; "I wanna be a Nascar passenger... I wanna be the guy who irritates the driver. 'Can you turn on the radio? Boy, you really like Tide. Why do we always gotta turn left?". Anyway, I know quite a few people who are intelligent, fairly cultured, but for some reason like NASCAR. Line Dancing was probably invented as a way for people from South to lose weight from all the fried food they eat, at least they're moving. As for incest... well, I can't see anything good that could come from that. Wait a second, the royal family... nevermind.

[Miss Olivia]

I believe that the heart does go on.....until it freezes and sends you to a watery grave.
I believe it's not butter.
I believe I can fly if I take the right drug.
I believe in fairies and they're way more fun to hang out with than girls.
I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do believe in spooks.
I saw her face now I'm a believer. That is one ugly broad.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i218/DawnOlivia_2006/b19.jpg

[urgeok]

I believe Nascar is just a bunch rednecks making left turns.


them fellers what got lost on the way to the trailer park.
I tol' 'em, "turn left up at yorn lights"

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e216/mariajacobs83/Redneckslaksdjf.jpg

[urgeok]

I don't understand the fad but I know my dad actually likes NASCAR, probably because he likes cars. I personally don't see the point, like Mitch said; "I wanna be a Nascar passenger... I wanna be the guy who irritates the driver. 'Can you turn on the radio? Boy, you really like Tide. Why do we always gotta turn left?". Anyway, I know quite a few people who are intelligent, fairly cultured, but for some reason like NASCAR. Line Dancing was probably invented as a way for people from South to lose weight from all the fried food they eat, at least they're moving. As for incest... well, I can't see anything good that could come from that. Wait a second, the royal family... nevermind.


for me - i cant stand any kind of racing ..

cars, horses, dogs, people, people on skates, in the water, in cars, on skateboards, fuck !

ok - you're faster than that guy .. yeah hoo.

i know i'm in a minority here but i just dont get it.


line dancing - fuck - where do you begin ... synchronized dancing is just odd to me period. just do your thing ...

but when you add country and western hats, boots, check shirts and billy ray cyrus ... its just a whole other dimension of fucked.

[Vodstok]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i218/DawnOlivia_2006/b19.jpg

I believe THAT is a boar....

And I believe she is the inspiration for the term "Tits on a boar." Blech.

[urgeok]

she could be a very nice person....!!!

[Phalanx]

I'm with you in that minority Urg...'cept in my case it goes even a little further.
I can't watch racing, or pretty much a full game of damn near any sport.
I figure if you're gonna watch sport or racing, it ought to be from a first person perspective, I have never understood the interest, or the fanticism...wouldn't EVER buy any kinds of sports merchandise, let alone wear it.

I can sit through a few rounds of thai boxing or thai rules kickboxing,
or...not sure what it's called...some thing here where people run around set courses...they run up and downhill, climb rock faces, mountainbike, all that shit, kind of like an endurance thing...I mainly watch to see people gather funny injuries.

I believe orange, chocolate, mint and chilli is one hell of a good combination.

[urgeok]

i hated watching sports as a kid ... years later i started watching hockey and baseball .. now i cant even be bothered to do that.

i'd much rather play sports than watch them .. which is what i do.

2 exceptions .. ladies tennis and ladies figureskating.
i spend no time watching either - but i sure as hell understand the attraction.

[urgeok]

i believe the women that play tennis and figureskate professionally - have the nicest legs and asses on the planet.

[Vodstok]

I hate watching sports also, and i DESPISE sports video games. I like playing sports in real life, however, especially full contact. i love hurting other people, especially if they are bigger than me. I played tackle football with no equipment when i was in high school (against friends) and LOVED it. i always charged the biggest guy and did my best to knock him on his ass.

Oh, and I believe people with no sense of humor are evolutionary dead-ends.

[the_real_linda]

i can only watch ice hockey........tennis on occasion but i near fall asleep.......and i obviously love watching wrestling, but i dont need to tell you guys that right

[urgeok]

. I played tackle football with no equipment when i was in high school (against friends) and LOVED it.



we did that as kids too ..
when i was a little guy - i was the only one crazy enough to try to tackle Billy S.
this guy was built like a large adult - he was older and bigger than the rest of us and walked around in bare feet because he worshipped Billy Jack.

he tackled one of the guys by pushing/throwing him once .. the guy flew through the air and landed badly breaking his collar bone.

after that i tackled him once around the ankles ... he kicked me in the face as he fell but he twisted funny and crashed through a picket fence ...

got hurt too :D

[Despare]

i'd much rather play sports than watch them .. which is what i do.



I'd rather play as well but sometimes you can't and you sure as hell can't play like most of the people you watch. Unless you jump over another full grown man, spin around, and dunk a basketball or throw an 80 yard touchdown pass to a guy who is covered by two outstanding atheletes then you're not on their level. They dedicate their lives to performing, they're gladiators, we pay them to entertain us just like actors.

[Vodstok]

They dedicate their lives to performing, they're gladiators, we pay them to entertain us just like actors.

I had someone say this to me once and it forever chnage dhow i look at pro athletes. I generally think of them as overpaid high school students, but i had never considered the fact that they are entertainers, just different from musicians or actors.

[urgeok]

I'd rather play as well but sometimes you can't and you sure as hell can't play like most of the people you watch. Unless you jump over another full grown man, spin around, and dunk a basketball or throw an 80 yard touchdown pass to a guy who is covered by two outstanding atheletes then you're not on their level. They dedicate their lives to performing, they're gladiators, we pay them to entertain us just like actors.


yeah .. i always wrestle with the actor vs pro sports arguement ..

still - with sports - you're sitting and watching people do things you like to do .. playing is still more fun BECAUSE we arent all at a pro level .. you get to develop and your team along with you ..

i can appreciate the pros are good atheletes .. but they are also people who train, play under the best conditions , etc .. its 'too good'

[Vodstok]

Its funny... people ,make big deals about pro athletes being able to kcik field goals, hit home runs, and shoot 3 pointers...

I say, big deal. I can DO my job too...


And for the salaries someof these guys pull, they should be able to ressurect the dead and give back virginities.

[stubbornforgey]

I believe that coke was the best invention
beside toilet paper :D

[Haunted]

I believe in a love that is always worthwhile... the love of nature, and defense of Her creations. (Just got a call from Defenders of the Wildlife thanking me for my efforts to save wolves and so on. That totally brought me out of a funk:) ).

Finally, (metaphorically speaking, anyway) I believe in having the last word.

[Despare]

I believe that instead of living like it was your last day on Earth, we should live like it was our loved ones' last day.

[stubbornforgey]

I believe that swear words were invented by a woman

[Haunted]

I believe that the aforemade post is true.

[bwind22]

I believe that everyone should try magic mushrooms or peyote at least 1 time in their life.

I believe that marijuana should be 100% decriminalized.

I believe that people who complain about smokers need to shut the fuck up and mind their own business. I don't hear too many smokers walking around telling non-smokers that they are too fat for their own good or that they shouldn't drive SUVs.

I believe the entire American political system is completely fucked, almost beyond repair.

I believe the income tax should be abolished. It was created to rebuild the country after the Civil War. I'd say that mission has been accomplished now for some time so Uncle Sam can stop taking my fuckin' money any day now.

I believe macaroni & cheese to be a gift sent directly from heaven.

I believe Bruce Lee would utterly destroy an enraged chimp in a fight to the death.

I believe Barrack Obama will win the US presidency in 2008. (Or at least I hope so!!!!)

[Phalanx]

I believe that everyone should try magic mushrooms or peyote at least 1 time in their life.
Have done once...pretty fun, but I wouldn't make it a regular thing, but yeah, it's an experience. I'd add Salvia Divinorum extract to this list.

I believe that people who complain about smokers need to shut the fuck up and mind their own business. I don't hear too many smokers walking around telling non-smokers that they are too fat for their own good or that they shouldn't drive SUVs.
But then, the nonsmokers "habits" don't as directly effect the health of those around them, whereas smoking can. Actually, not ALL smoking, just smoking (I'm sure this sounds unfair, but hey) in public. When you look at it, it's essentially a drug habit that's been made acceptable at large because a lot of people do it, and the govt. ok's in on account of profits...I personally believe that as such, it should be kept to the home and/or away from those that don't have a choice but to breathe it in. A far comparison, but it's almost like if a junkie were to stick you with a needle, and you had no choice in the matter.
The car driving thing isn't really something you can blame the consumers for either, more the companies for not making more environmentally sound products.
That said, my only beef with smokers is that a lot of them are inconsiderate, and consider their "wants" the be all and end all, fuck everybody else. I've said this before, but if one more person lights up right in front of me when I'm exiting a train or bus, they're gonna be spat on. Why? At least they don't have to INHALE my dirty habit.
But, I should point out here that I'm all for smokers only clubs/locations, I think that it's only fair with the eventual banning of public smoking, that if people continue to smoke (which face it, it's not looking like stopping anytime soon, it's their choice), that they should have locations for just that, just as us non-smokers should also.
I think if there's a mutual respect of rights, and the smoker/nonsmoker makes decisions based only on their own health, it's not a big problem. But...it's a mutual respect that has a long way to go yet. EG - If you're a nonsmoker, don't walk into a location/residence primarily occupied by smokers, and complain about it (and no, I'm not referring to "in public in general"), just the same if you're a smoker, don't go into nonsmoking residences and locations, and complain that you can't smoke.

I believe that marijuana should be 100% decriminalized.
Damn straight. We've been through the ol' alcohol/weed thing so many times here, and I still stand by the simplest of arguments - if alcohol is legal with all the health/personality/fatality related issues it causes, weed should be too.
That said, I also believe that everyone that smokes weed ought to at least TRY vaporisation, it's a cleaner, less smelly, healthier, and believe it or not, more effective method.

I believe that cheese is just about one of the greatest culinary inventions ever.

I believe more people should ride bikes/walk, and less people should drive cars. Not only will it help with the lifestyle in general, it helps the environment too...I mean, within reason...you're not gonna walk/ride for AGES, but if it's just to the local shops (as I've seen many a driver do), help yourself and the world, walk or ride it.

I believe that the first person to think eating a potato was a good idea, was a brave person, that made a very great discovery.

I believe that everyone ought to take a little time out of each day to excersize, even if it's just jogging on the spot, doing pushups or the like...as long as it gets your blood and oxygen flow going, it's more'n nothing.

I believe that (especially in this day and age...with all the bullshit you see and hear about) there should be some form of liscensing to have a child/children. There should be means testing, criminal background checks, and mandatory short courses on conflict resolution, anger management, and parenthood in general. It's becoming clear that over half the people that pop out kids these days are either irresponsible as all fuck, or don't have a clue what they're doing...being as that'll only effect the kids in the end, I think parenthood ought to be a privaledge, not a right.

[bwind22]

But then, the nonsmokers "habits" don't as directly effect the health of those around them, whereas smoking can. Actually, not ALL smoking, just smoking (I'm sure this sounds unfair, but hey) in public. When you look at it, it's essentially a drug habit that's been made acceptable at large because a lot of people do it, and the govt. ok's in on account of profits...I personally believe that as such, it should be kept to the home and/or away from those that don't have a choice but to breathe it in. A far comparison, but it's almost like if a junkie were to stick you with a needle, and you had no choice in the matter.
The car driving thing isn't really something you can blame the consumers for either, more the companies for not making more environmentally sound products.
That said, my only beef with smokers is that a lot of them are inconsiderate, and consider their "wants" the be all and end all, fuck everybody else. I've said this before, but if one more person lights up right in front of me when I'm exiting a train or bus, they're gonna be spat on. Why? At least they don't have to INHALE my dirty habit.
But, I should point out here that I'm all for smokers only clubs/locations, I think that it's only fair with the eventual banning of public smoking, that if people continue to smoke (which face it, it's not looking like stopping anytime soon, it's their choice), that they should have locations for just that, just as us non-smokers should also.
I think if there's a mutual respect of rights, and the smoker/nonsmoker makes decisions based only on their own health, it's not a big problem. But...it's a mutual respect that has a long way to go yet. EG - If you're a nonsmoker, don't walk into a location/residence primarily occupied by smokers, and complain about it (and no, I'm not referring to "in public in general"), just the same if you're a smoker, don't go into nonsmoking residences and locations, and complain that you can't smoke.



If you blame the auto companys for making the air toxic and not the consumers that buy & drive SUVs (Which incidently, if people weren't buying, automakers would stop making), then how can you put the blame of smoking on the consumers that buy & smoke them, but not the companys that produce them? I don't follow the logic there...

Ford makes SUV - Consumer buys SUV - SUV pollutes air & bodies
Camel makes cigarettes - Consumer buys cigarettes - Cigarettes pollute air & bodies

Where's the difference?

How can you blame the manufacturer of 1, but not the other? Neither product is entirely good, but the people that use them like them. If your reasoning is that you have to breathe in the second hand smoke, then you obviously havent been to Los Angeles or New York because you also have to breathe in the polluted air. And that is all day, everyday not just someone lighting up when you get off the bus.

I agree that there should be smoking bars & non-smoking bars & clubs or whatever because those have a tendancy to basically fill with smoke to the point that it sometimes even bothers those of us that do smoke, so I can entirely understand non-smokers objecting to somone smoking next to them indoors in public. Outdoors or in the home though... That is what I have an issue with.

[Phalanx]

If you blame the auto companys for making the air toxic and not the consumers that buy & drive SUVs (Which incidently, if people weren't buying, automakers would stop making), then how can you put the blame of smoking on the consumers that buy & smoke them, but not the companys that produce them? I don't follow the logic there..

Oh, I blame the companies and every entity that profits from it as WELL, but...I think a little more "blame" (if you wanna call it that, I wasn't really bringing vehicles into it myself) could go towards smokers than drivers in general, considering vehicles are used for transportation or could at least arguably be used to transport a family around, whereas smoking is for the sole benefit of the smoker, and has no real "use" other than the chemical dependance.
One is useful, the other, is not.
Both destroy the environment and bring health down...I personally ride my mountainbike most places, so the whole "car" thing doesn't effect me one way or another. However, the amount that nonsmokers come into DIRECT contact with smoke is damn near unavoidable.
To me, the whole outdoors vs indoors thing doesn't quite gel either, I mean, when you're indoors in an area that smoking is accepted as the done thing, someplace that a nonsmoker wouldn't be able to say shit, all good...but when you're outdoors, inevitably you'll be in the path of nonsmokers too, public being "neutral ground" for lack of a better term, they have as much right to not smoke there, as you have to smoke there...hence the complaints about their complaints in these circumstances just go around in circles, what it comes down to is choice...but, I think you have to acknowledge that if you DO smoke outdoors, you effect other people, whereas if it was confined indoors, you effect only those that CHOOSE to put themselves in that situation...because when you're in public, however bad the auto companies make our environment, and breathing air, however bad that is, you're still making it worse, which is why there will always be these complaints.
One party feels they have the right to smoke, the other feels they have the right to fresh air, as unpoluted or poluted as it may already be...but when you really consider the ONLY factors in this particular discussion, A vs B, essentially, as long as you can effect the health of others and not just your own, it's not really an argument that would redefine smoking as anything other than a selfish habit...
As for in the home, if you're a smoker, you're a smoker, and it'd take a damn impolite son of a bitch to come into your residence and demand you stop.

[Phalanx]

I believe that coffee is a source of good and evil both at the same time

[stubbornforgey]

I believe i can fly!!!

[Haunted]

I believe that coffee is a source of good and evil both at the same time


Depends on the quality of coffee and whether it's pressed or not. If you don't have time to press it (bullshit) then wake up earlier.

My bad...sorry.

Editted for educational purposes.

I'll you what, though, I believe that people who don't live in the US and don't know the history (the ideals of Jefferson, Franklin, have read the Federalist Papers, and various other documents detailing the conditions of this country) don't really need to make blanket comments. Yeah, right now, we're not in a good position. However, we've voted most of the shit kicking assholes out of the House and Senate, and in 2008, the rest of those jackasses are going to be voted out of here. Goddess, I hope like hell Obama gets elected. I really do.

It's our current government situation that supports the major coporations, because those jokers, Bush, Cheney, you name it, have vested interest in large corps. because they get kickbacks, support, and are a part of those corporations. Bush is an oil tycoon, and that's why he doesn't give a fuck about gas prices. That's money in his pocket.

The war... No one except the idiots that are about to be rooted out are diggin' it. So, the US as a whole isn't truly fucked up, it's the shit heads that are attempting to rewrite the foundational principles of what the USA was founded upon. They've not been able to get that done, so yes, they want to fuck with everything else. Hopefully, in 2008, we'll have our say and bu-bye.

We're trying, it's the government that's not letting us, and we are more than tired of it. And it will change. It better, because our Constitution gives us the freedom to say, "You know what, fuck you, we're going to establish a new government based the founding principles that were set aside back in 1776, and the Christian is not invited."

Essentially, everyone should just have a few bong hits and shut up.

[urgeok]

i believe that instead of sitting on your ass to watch a reality show - you should just go out and live your own life.

[The Flayed One]

I believe that education should never stop, no matter how old you are.

I believe everyone should take a few hours a week to learn about something they know nothing about.

I believe that children shouldn't play with dead things.

I believe that the USA hurts itself more with its views on alcohol than it helps itself.

I believe we are fighting scientific & societal progress with cultural stigma.

I believe if cultural stigma wins, the human race is fucked.

I believe that when you truly can't help yourself, 90% of your aquaintences will mysteriously disappear.

I believe the 10% that don't are the only people worth your time.

I believe I could go for a beer right now.

I believe that there is a way, somehow, to physically live forever.

I believe if I could, I would never get bored.

[Phalanx]

I believe that education should never stop, no matter how old you are.
I agree, especially on the cooking thing...even when I obtain my full qualification and any specialisation I choose, I'm always going to be on the lookout for anything that can teach me more, from additional courses, refreshers, to recipes taught by cooks, chefs, and people that are just good with food alike.
Of coure, you probably meant other things inclusive too, but for me, this is it^^

I believe everyone should take a few hours a week to learn about something they know nothing about.
That there ties in nicely with the one I quoted above too...for me, I watch doco's more than anything...so I tend to pick up stuff. The news never hurts either...other than that, I tend to lean towards food/harvest/cooking/kitchen related subjects.

I believe that storms are the coolest form of natural entertainment ever...they inundate all of your senses at once...
^Made me think^
I believe that famiarity and exposure to certain phenomena in early childhood can really stick with you, like, for instance, one thing that I find most relaxing, and almost immediately puts me to sleep, is rain thundering down on a tin/metal roof, rain is pretty relaxing to me in itself, but the tin roof is like a sensory sleeping pill. As well as that, when it storms, I feel more at home than just about anywhere.
Of course, when I was a child, I spent the first five years of my life living on a R.A.A.F base...little house on the outside of the military area, in a relatively rural area, always rained, stormed frequently, and we had a tin roof.

I believe that that goats are cool. COOL!

[stubbornforgey]

I believe the children are our future :p

[stygianwitch]

I believe the children are our future :p
Teach them well and let them lead the way.... i believe there's a lot of truth in that

i believe in the power of dreams

i believe that one day we will travel among the stars

i believe there is life after death

i believe when the planet gets sick of the way the human race treats her she'll heal herself, and then we'll be fucked

i believe in belief, it doesn't matter what you believe in as long as you believe, belief can make it so

[urgeok]

i believe that peanut butter is a gift from the gods.


except i dont believe in gods.

[Miss Olivia]

I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the library with the candlestick.

[The Flayed One]

I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the library with the candlestick.

Haha, you lose Death! It was Professor Plum!

[knife_fight]

this one may have been said, but I believe that everyone should spend a year working in foodservice and a year working in retail... just so everyone knows how much it sucks.

[The Flayed One]

this one may have been said, but I believe that everyone should spend a year working in foodservice and a year working in retail... just so everyone knows how much it sucks.

Sing it, brother. I think that this should almost be mandatory. Most people have no idea what kind of shit you put up with in serious customer service.

[Haunted]

Sing it, brother. I think that this should almost be mandatory. Most people have no idea what kind of shit you put up with in serious customer service.

Can I get an "Amen!" I've done it too, and you can tell the people that haven't...like my mum's abominable friend who pitches a tantrum every fuckin' time we have to endure her company at a restaurant.

@ Miss Olivia and Flayed: Everybody knows that Mr. Green did it, in the hall, with the revolver.:rolleyes:

I believe in the strange power that puts old cherished (and forgotten) movies on HBO, for me to enjoy.

[crabapple]

I believe you should obey anyone whose head is smaller than a ping-pong ball.



I believe that robots are stealing my luggage.

[Elvis_Christ]

this one may have been said, but I believe that everyone should spend a year working in foodservice and a year working in retail... just so everyone knows how much it sucks.

I will never work in food service again! :mad:

[The_Return]

They said therell be snow at christmas
They said therell be peace on earth
But instead it just kept on raining
A veil of tears for the virgins birth
I remember one christmas morning
A winters light and a distant choir
And the peal of a bell and that christmas tree smell
And their eyes full of tinsel and fire

They sold me a dream of christmas
They sold me a silent night
And they told me a fairy story
till I believed in the israelite
And I believed in father christmas
And I looked at the sky with excited eyes
till I woke with a yawn in the first light of dawn
And I saw him and through his disguise

I wish you a hopeful christmas
I wish you a brave new year
All anguish pain and sadness
Leave your heart and let your road be clear
They said therell be snow at christmas
They said therell be peace on earth
Hallelujah noel be it heaven or hell
The christmas you get you deserve


if somebody beat me to this, sorry for making an idiot of myself...couldnt be bothered to go through the whole thread

[bloodrayne]

I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the library with the candlestick.
I believe that would make Colonel Mustard's butt hurt

[stubbornforgey]

i believe that coke was made by the gods

[Miss Olivia]

I believe that would make Colonel Mustard's butt hurt


I believe Colonel Mustard has probably had bigger.:p

[Haunted]

If you're American:
I believe that the establishment clause in the Constitution: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof" works both ways. So, if people want to put a nativity scene, Christmas tree, a Menorah, a Kwanza Misumaa Saba, Standing Stones wreathed in evergreen with mistletoe, let 'em. People should shut the fuck up, because it's a time for jolly, holly, "and other things that end in 'olly."

If you're not American, I hope that you don't have to deal with this kind of bullshit every year, because I believe that at least somewhere people should have really real freedom from stupidity.

[Despare]

If you're American:
I believe that the establishment clause in the Constitution: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof" works both ways. So, if people want to put a nativity scene, Christmas tree, a Menorah, a Kwanza Misumaa Saba, Standing Stones wreathed in evergreen with mistletoe, let 'em. People should shut the fuck up, because it's a time for jolly, holly, "and other things that end in 'olly."

If you're not American, I hope that you don't have to deal with this kind of bullshit every year, because I believe that at least somewhere people should have really real freedom from stupidity.

I agree, I put up a Christmas tree, a nativity scene, etc... and if somebody wants to put their stuff out let them! There's a house about 15 minutes away from me that I pass a lot and they leave their Halloween decor out all year. They dress it up of course; for Christmas they have a skeletal santa and some lights with a pumpkin elf... it's great! The guy's neighbors tried to have them legally taken down and they lost but damn, it shouldn't have even been an issue!

I believe in a thing called love.

I believe that if one more damn person can't figure out how to use this "double roundabout" (first one in the US) I'm going to direct my car into the side of theirs. Then, if I can still move, I will get out and limp my ass over to their car where I will yank them from it, grab their hand, and smack them with their own hand for as long as I can shouting, "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!".

[The_Return]

I believe in a thing called love.

I believe you just got that damn song stuck in my head

[Haunted]

Which one, the Elvis song? It's funny because I had the Beatles' song, "Let it Be" stuck in my head the other day.

I believe that one day, while love isn't on my list, sex is, so I will have an orgasm. I will goddamnit!!!

[knife_fight]

Which one, the Elvis song?

I believe he means the Darkness song. I could be wrong.

[Miss Olivia]

I loved the Darkness when they first came out....just because of that one stupid insanely catchy song. It's like auditory crack.

[The_Return]

I believe he means the Darkness song. I could be wrong.

Thats the one

[Despare]

I believe he means the Darkness song. I could be wrong.

I believe that's the one I was going for.

I believe instead of trying to copy glory from the past we should strive to make previous failures into successes through change.

[stubbornforgey]

I believe that a person that is not afraid to cry
is stronger than a person who hides his emotions..
I can't remember why I believe this cos i heard this comment
on tonights movie..and somebody in my household spoke as the reason was being stated :o

[urgeok]

I believe that the world is dying. we are painting ourselves into a corner with our own greed. There is no greater evidence than to observe what the major corporations are doing to stay competative. Between automation in the workforce and company mergers we are going to eventually reduce the number of jobs too far which will result in poverty and lawlessness..

thats if we dont kill the environment first.

[Phalanx]

I believe that the world is dying.
I reckon it has been since the industrial recolution...we've entered an age now where "we know better", but still (not all, but most) corporations make it difficult for any real changs for the better (at least environmentally) can be made. The dollar has too much sway over the masses.

I believe that rasberry and boysenberry make for an excellent dessert.

I believe that if everybody took a train/bus/bike to work/school...etc twice a week, instead of driving, HUGE improvements could be made to the environment, and air quality, if analysed on a year to year basis.

I believe that terrorism...just doesn't work...

I believe that dogs are generally far better companions than cats.

[stubbornforgey]

I believe the world is flat
and that we are brainwashed into thinking its round

[Roderick Usher]

I believe the world is flat
and that we are brainwashed into thinking its round

so you can only get to your Egyptian by travelling west?

[knife_fight]

I believe that the price on the McFarlane toys I am bidding for on eBay is being driven up by the seller themselves under a pseudonym.