Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

[bloodrayne]

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

* 1. Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an
Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at
the Froggy - I want some chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,




Which one is YOURS?

Seri's is #5

Alex's is #7

I think mine may be #9 :D

[Haunted]

You know what? For once in my life, I can pass this up.:)

[stygianwitch]

mine's probably #6..... but how can it be paranoia when they're really out to get you? :D :D

[the_real_linda]

a bit fat number 10!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Roderick Usher]

#5 (number five) for me.

gotta go scrub now

[urgeok]

none ...

not even close

[crabapple]

That is some funny stuff!

[the_real_linda]

they're really funny.....the other great carols ive heard are

"regie the red faced crack head, crack head, smoke and he roll his dice, roll his dice, and if you ever jack him, jack him, you'd think his stuff was nice, very nice, all of the other crack heads, crack heads, used to twitch in misery, misery, regie the red face crack head, crack hea, you'll go down in crack rock history, history, history, history....crack rock history!"


that or


"silent night, silent! holy night, holy! we be robbin all the while, all the while! robbing, jackin, droppin all night, all night! pimpin, rollin, keepin it tight, keep it tight! pimps up, ho's down....pimps up ...ho's down"

[The Flayed One]

I'm Dreaming
Of a Black Christmas
With every goat head that I bite...

http://www.kerriskritters.com/christmas%20goat-small.jpg

[Disease]

I like that santa clause song by Kevin Bloudy Wilson, how's it go,

Santa clause you cunt, where's me fucking bike, I looked through all this other shit and theres nothing that I like, ........

But out of your list Rayne I am a no. 10.

[urgeok]

#11 - for the masochist :

"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire .."

[urgeok]

#12 - for Bigloader :

"santa clause is coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming

to town"

[urgeok]

#13 - for the office asskisser :

"rudolph the brown nose reindeer"

[Haunted]

#11 - for the masochist :

"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire .."

Maybe that would work better "for the sadist." I dunno.:o

[urgeok]

i guess it depends on if Chet was doing it himself - or someone was doing it for him..

[Haunted]

True... or if it was being done too him, not just by some one else if you follow my meaning.

[The STE]

There should be one for synesthesia so I can have one on there

[stygianwitch]

There should be one for synesthesia so I can have one on there

12 days of christmas

[Haunted]

For the neurotic

Santa Claus is comin' town! Santa Claus is...oh my god are the Christmas tree lights on? Are the cookies out? What's the date on the milk? Where the hell are the stockings?


I was thinking that I should own up to that one.:)

[bloodrayne]

For the nihilist:

Silver Bells, Go to Hell, Fuck this whole world, Burn the city

Leave me alone, just go home, the human race is all shitty...