What makes Urge think dave has asian porn

[Spec7ral]

Please Discuss.

[SleezeQueen]

You DO have asian porn :d

[SleezeQueen]

My asian porn is better than your asian porn! :p

[SleezeQueen]

What does OMC stand for? One Missed Call :D I am smart

[SleezeQueen]

Making hardcore porn with an Asian chick on my kicthen counter ;)

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

because omcdave is a rice king

[SleezeQueen]

because omcdave is a rice king


You have a picture of Masumi on your little icon :D shes hott

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

You have a picture of Masumi on your little icon :D shes hott

yes I do. :)

[SleezeQueen]

http://www.imageaddicts.net/uploads/masuimi1_028.jpg (http://www.imageaddicts.net/)

.faints.

[Disease]

I realy don't care about Daves porn collection, not right now anyway!

[Elvis_Christ]

Whats your favorite thing about Asian women Dave?

[urgeok]

in response to the origional question ..

educated guess.

[SleezeQueen]

I think everyone should be educated in the fine arts of Dave

[PR3SSUR3]

Ah, the heavily unsexy spectacle of Asian porn - or, more specifically, Oriental porn.

I think this was briefly discussed a while back - all the clips of Orientals doing it I've seen have a thin man pumping away from the front, while a slip of a lady underneath pulls a rather strained face.

I couldn't even get a bonk on.

:mad:

[Elvis_Christ]

I haven't seen any Oriental porn. Well except for that Fecal Japan pic that was on Rotten.com awhile back and a clip involving baby eels :D

[Spec7ral]

I haven't seen any Oriental porn. Well except for that Fecal Japan pic that was on Rotten.com awhile back and a clip involving baby eels :D

haha that shit is funny. i like it when they looped it and set it to classical music.

[PR3SSUR3]

Which movie- 'Asian Porn', or the film of my eventual bonk on?

[alkytrio666]

Which movie- 'Asian Porn', or the film of my eventual bonk on?
OK. Now, that was funny.

[Spec7ral]

dont you mean please dont get his bonk on?

[The STE]

http://www.imageaddicts.net/uploads/masuimi1_028.jpg (http://www.imageaddicts.net/)

.faints.

This thread wins

[SleezeQueen]

DO I know hott chicks or what!? :D

[Disease]

what do you mean in a bottle? like a jeni or something?

[Elvis_Christ]

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/XBK10109040653-small.jpg

[Disease]

What the hell is that from dude? It reminds me of Something I might see on Victoria street in Richmond.

[Elvis_Christ]

What the hell is that from dude? It reminds me of Something I might see on Victoria street in Richmond.

I can't remember :confused: but all the limbs are made of bread

[Disease]

Bread, Now I can't eat toast anymore!

[Elvis_Christ]

I wonder if one of those hands would even fit in a toaster?

[Disease]

I think it would be a job for the griller. They would be good for dipping in jam though.

[Elvis_Christ]

what the fuck does this shit have to do with porn ?

Everything

[Disease]

They use hands in porn?

[the_real_linda]

and feet???????

[the_real_linda]

and weird ass machines

[Disease]

What about ropes, and knifes?

[the_real_linda]

yeah and lots of leather....and a bannana if you're feeling peckish

[the_real_linda]

no.....im not going there....look the stuff up yourself.....

[the_real_linda]

im sorry dude.....really am but you got google

[the_real_linda]

oh yeah i forgot bout that thread of us all proclaiming our sheer lazyness......but im gonna go make a cup of coffee and say hello to the cats

[the_real_linda]

two.....yay.....mine are xander and willow....no prizes for guessin where the names are from.......i found a bottle of wine....ive drank too much coffee already today so this will do......its too late for coffee anyways (11: 46 pm)

[the_real_linda]

in my room drinking some weird ass rose wine watching mark lawson talks to stephen king with my red wings jersey on to keep warm

[the_real_linda]

olo! all that in the uk. tis 1:40 am and i is tired .....got some animation workshop bout puppets at 10am

[the_real_linda]

nope left house on the left well second last anywhos.....nope im in geordie land....