Whats your best party story?

[melaniepants]

Mine would have to be when i drank a shit load of vodka and beer. Then i got really high. i dont really remember much of anything but i ate a shit load of oreos and when i puked it looked like chocholate pudding. i havent ate oreos or pudding ever since.I woke up in the bath tub with just my bra and underwear on and i had no idea what happened and all my friends told me and i laughed. my friends rip on me constantly for it. Good times lol:D

[slayer666]

That doesn't sound like much fun. I think we've all had nights like that, but it is hard to imagine considering them very enjoyable. My fond party memories generally end with good sex rather than puking, but whatever works I guess.

[The Flayed One]

My best memories are usually after everyone except for a few hardcore partiers left and the conversations that ensued. There's nothing like a close knit group of friends getting drunk and solving the worlds problems for hours on end. Not to mention the excellent rounds of movie trivia & Mario Kart.

[Phalanx]

Went to a party of a friend of a friend of a friend....that kinda deal, I was 17 at the time...it was some rich kid...heard there was free drinks, so me and my guys (ha, all 3 of us) were in. Went there, walked around, listen to some music, met a friend of mine I knew from about 10 years prior with the same name as me, got TRASHED, met the host, discovered it was this asshole I didn't like....no problems, just more of a friend of an asshole group as well...then me and the guys went inside started a fire in a garbage bin for laughs (it wasn't anybodys house, it was a small tennis court function centre joiing to a park...I'd never burn someones house), while every drunk fuck there was freaking out, we made our way out with about 5 mostly full bottles of stuff like bourbon, tequila, tia maria...etc. More'n enough to get us totalled the next day...so, we went back to my friends place, crashed, woke up early, got drunk and stoned, walked all around Bondi, and alone Bondi beach, just hung out, then hit the rest of the alcohol early in the arvo, pretty much kept us going late into the night...we went out again intermittantly, watched (or attempted to) some tv or movies or some shit, ordered pizza...that was fun.
Most of the fun part was after the party...don't really like other peoples parties.

Me and the chick threw a dinner party thing for her b'day a couple years back...just a small gathering of friends and workmates...good food, good drinks, good weed, had microcosmos playing on the bigscreen and rammstein live in berlin playing through the sound system. No fights, nobody getting sick, everybody leaving before they got annoying...it was just a good, fun night.

I have no real clear memory of a lot of parties after that....I vaguely recall a big beach gathering/bonfire thing, the rest were just house parties that me and/or friends more often than not just went in, played locust, and left.
Two good ones though...more gathering nights than parties...I wouldn't really remember but for photographic evidence...
1 - Fell asleep on a toilet...not using it or anything, I must've just decided it was as good a place as any...
2 - Fell asleep during the night at some point...maybe more passed out, I dunno...with friends at a lookout point on a big hill...we busted up a big pergola, some asshole pissed on a bum (I think I had a go at him for that, or at least felt it was a little unfair), drank a ?I think? 2-litre beer called a Darwin Stubby, among LOTS of other stuff...and yeah, there's a picture of me, sitting up, but asleep, wearing an ice-bag on my head. Not for long, probably just dozed off for like 10 minutes...There's another one of me they mustve taken while I was waking up, same shot, I just look all zombie and eye's half-open.

Parties...don't much like 'em, gatherings, always work better, and nobodys house gets trashed.

[EarthSlayer]

Don't know what renob said , on my ignore list, but anyway:

My friends and I used to do a lot of drinking in the 80s and early 90s so I have a LOT of amusing stories but can't really write about most of them here I don't think. Here are two that I will try and get away with. ;)

First one is not sex filled just stupid

I was at a friends house when I got a phone call ( I was already ripped by the way ) My friend was telling me to come over to his house because this Blondie girl and her friend were over there drinking and Blondie had a crush on me. When he told me they had two quart bottles of Bacardi that sealed the deal.

I get there and my friend Randy & I are drinking like fish as usual while this girl is trying to get me to go with her but I was just interested in getting wasted at the moment. All the sudden I start having this massive hunger pain and I realize that I haven't eaten all day but I have been drinking since around noon( it was about 9:00 pm) So I go into the kitchen and look in the refrigerator
and the only thing in there is milk, juice and a Tupperware dish with some spam in it . The only solid food other than veggies, I'm not spam fan but I am starving !!!!
So I break out with the lettuce ,tomatoes ,mustard and mayo and make myself a nice sandwich. I proceed to chomp into it like only the truly wasted can and have about half it down in one full swoop. You know how it is when your REALLY drunk and hungry it's almost all gone before I tasted it. And it tastes BADDD!!!!!!! Right then my friends comes in the room . I go " This sandwich taste worse than anything I have EVER eaten dude !!!" Randy falls down on the floor instantly laughing his ass off and barely manages to say "THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S MIGHTY DOG DUDE" HA HA HA HA HA HA......they all must have laughed for 10 minutes straight. So everytime I saw Randy for what had to be a year he would say something like "hey dude ever try chuck wagon?" or some other dog food brand and everyone would bust out laughing! :D

Don't know if I can share the second one but it was big time funny!!!

[bloodrayne]

Don't know if I can share the second one but it was big time funny!!!Whoa...I NEED your sig picture...Have you got a bigger version, or do you know where I can find one?...What's it from?

[EarthSlayer]

What do you guys think should I try it without being too detail orientated??
It's a sexual situation.

[Phalanx]

What do you guys think should I try it without being too detail orientated??
It's a sexual situation.
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It's ok if you want to tell us your friend fucked you up the ass. I try not to judge.

[EarthSlayer]

It's ok if you want to tell us your friend fucked you up the ass. I try not to judge.

No Phalanx, I am not one of your gay friends you tried to fuck up the ass. You have me confused with all the other guys you tried to fuck after they corn holed you and your big fat sleazy mama while your gay daddy took pictures. But I'm glad that I could bring back such joy filled moments for you. Please don't bring up any more fucked up the ass stories though because you know how that always makes you miss your daddy and your great dane. Oh yes nice memories for you I know but then always followed by tears of frustration since neither of them will corn hole your big fat obese pimple covered UGLY ass self anymore. Yes it's hard to know that your daddy now has other lovers.

P.S. what did say about blowing a judge??? Well at less we know that you are getting your daily protein

[EarthSlayer]

What was that you said boner ??? Oh yeah that's right your being ignored :D

[Phalanx]

No Phalanx, I am not one of your gay friends you tried to fuck up the ass. You have me confused with all the other guys you tried to fuck after they corn holed you and your big fat sleazy mama while your gay daddy took pictures. But I'm glad that I could bring back such joy filled moments for you. Please don't bring up any more fucked up the ass stories though because you know how that always makes you miss your daddy and your great dane. Oh yes nice memories for you I know but then always followed by tears of frustration since neither of them will corn hole your big fat obese pimple covered UGLY ass self anymore. Yes it's hard to know that your daddy now has other lovers.
You got some nasty DOITY ideas man...shit, that's funny stuff.
I get you though man, don't think you need to elaborate on your sex/party story anymore, eh? it's cool that you wanted to put my character in there so I'd relate to the story better...but....it's cool, now I know how you get down.
;)

I like to party, with my pants off,
When my dick gets hard, smack it, it'll go soft,
I suck blood, outa tampon,
I'm nasty as the mother fucking ground that I stand on

[EarthSlayer]

That's not what your mama your daddy and the great dane told everyone.:eek:
Don't worry though I won't tell everyone about what you did with the eight year old chinese boys. I know how your trying to lay low .

[stubbornforgey]

That's not what your mama your daddy and the great dane told everyone.:eek:
Don't worry though I won't tell everyone about what you did with the eight year old chinese boys. I know how your trying to lay low .

for a new member with a whole 76 posts you sure as hell got one mighty thorn shoved up your ass.

[stubbornforgey]

Understand em a non drinker..
its funnier watching these kinds of shit when your sober..

Last year..2 of my relatives wives got into it at a 21st..
started of with war of the words
em talking every cussing bitch word you could ever imagine..
anyways..both of them drunk as hell ..both of them fat s fuck..
then out came the fists..
one threw a punch and hit herself in the face..then she started screaming..'OMG..
em shooing youse ass for insulting me in the face'
The other one was standing there ;;throwing her arms around..hitting nothing but air..then she stopped...huffed and puffed..sweat pouring from her head..and she started throwing her fists again...still hitting nothing.
Then they belly busted each other and were rolling all over the floor.
every now and then they stopped to catch thier breaths...then start over again.
I tell ya..the other family members were trying to soothe them down..telling them shit like..its alright..blah blah blah..
Me and my mates and some of the cousins were in the corner fucking cracking up to a point we almost cried.
The next day ..neither of them believed us untill we showed them the video shots..

[EarthSlayer]

you sure as hell got one mighty rhino horn shoved up your ass.

That's funny that sounds just like what your mama told you on your first sex talk

[Phalanx]

:rolleyes:
Maybe come back sometime after you've turned 10, hm?

[stubbornforgey]

see fuckwit ..grow some pubies before playing with the big kids

shit em hungry..
'raids the fridge'

[Spallalala]

Hey newperson. Shut ya mouth up already cos all I see coming out is shit. I see a ban coming for this motherfucker. :D


Party hey...Never liked the big group thing, but have held a few small dinner partys.
One party I did go to in highschool ended up being rather funny. Didn't know anyone except for the person who invited me. About 6 of us ended up going home with injurys due to multiple things breaking and us all crashing to the floor haha. Some of us had fallen down some stairs, few broken cups and plates, the hammock busted, the trampoline tipped over then we tried again and it just decided to collapse haha.
I ended up with a bad ass sore back and my elbows a bit scratched up. Overall the night wasnt too bad. Especially considering we were 14yrs old. We had the best laugh at school for the next week about how we all broke a few things at this persons house.

[Spallalala]

see fuckwit ..grow some pubies before playing with the big kids

shit em hungry..
'raids the fridge'

I can make ya food..Tonight for dinner we have honey soy chicken wings, our style :P 2morro chicken, mushroom and sourcream, our style also hehe. Come on over. :)

[stubbornforgey]

I can make ya food..Tonight for dinner we have honey soy chicken wings, our style :P 2morro chicken, mushroom and sourcream, our style also hehe. Come on over. :)


aw man!!
thnx ..'mumbles' :o

[EarthSlayer]

see fuckwit ..grow some pubies before playing with the big kids

shit em hungry..
'raids the fridge'

Oh yeah I see. I see that in the 3rd world where all you retards live that is suppoused to be a good one. lol:D

I'm tried of playing your little kiddie games now so have fun

[urgeok]

I had to think long and hard before i could remember a party story worth relating .. i'm not a partier .. i'm social - hang out with a lot of friends from different avenues of life .. but not a partier in the drink and puke sense.

i do remember once a long time ago before i lived in Toronto - coming here to spend new years with friends who moved here before me ..
probably the most fun night i ever had.

my best friend was in a band at the time so i basically went with them to a bunch of different band parties..

highlights :

at a warehouse party my drunken friend attempted to pull the service elevator close while unwittingly straddling the bottom part of the door. as he pulled down on the top half, the bottom half rushed up to hit him in the nuts.

once in the party, he drunkenly leaned up against a wall to steady himself - only to realize much too late that it wasnt a wall - it was a blanket used to seperate 2 rooms .. he ended up toppling over 3 people on a couch.

later on we were in another huge gorgeous party hosted by some film company someone knew about .. at one point we were on the roof throwing chicken wings at people - and into the big fans you see on the top of buildings.
I stole a whole pineapple from the buffet and eventually traded it to a punker guy for his girlfriend who stuck to me like glue after that (even after we left the party) until we sent her home on a bus.

when i'm drunk - i'm not obnoxious (any more than normal), I'm not a fighter, or a lover .. i'm pretty much the same except :

i become a kleptomaniac of useless stuff.

when i got home that night i had a wall sign for an office building (the kind where you push small white plastic letters into a slot to make the lines of text on the sign) a toy gun, and a few other things.

i remember being on the bus with a massive bunch of drunks just after midnight - shooting the other passengers who were all laughing and having a good time.

point a toy gun at a bunch of people after midnight on a toronto city bus any other night of the year and you'd be killed.

a lot of the evening was a drunken haze - but it was big time fun.







the only other night worth mentioning in this context was a mobile stag we had for a friend - 6 guys in a stretch limo (Loooong before people started to do this all the time) drunk off our faces ..

at one point we pulled up to a stoplight .. windows down, music blaring, beer all over the place .. and some young rich middle eastern looking guy and his girlfriend jump out of their expensive sports car and run to the limo .. taking pictures of us !!!

as i said this was well over 20 years ago .. before every tom dick and harry started renting limos for their wifes 40th birthdays, or kids going to the prom .. it was a rarity.

to this day i still wonder how many people the folks with the camera showed our pics to - trying to find out who the drunk and disorderly rock stars were :D

[crabapple]

later on we were in another huge gorgeous party .. at one point we were on the roof throwing chicken wings at people -

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what an image.

[stubbornforgey]

LMAO..
i like the 'kleptomanic of useless things '
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[Disease]

Mine would have to be when i drank a shit load of vodka and beer. Then i got really high. i dont really remember much of anything but i ate a shit load of oreos and when i puked it looked like chocholate pudding. i havent ate oreos or pudding ever since.I woke up in the bath tub with just my bra and underwear on and i had no idea what happened and all my friends told me and i laughed. my friends rip on me constantly for it. Good times lol:D

And this only happened once? Well, I can't think of one party to rule them all, but a bathtub full of free bear always helps, and just makeing it to the end is very satisfieing, seeing the sun come up and hideing from it all day.