Vods 2005 Christmas Porn Story - A New Beginning :

[urgeok]

Just too good to lose again.

this was started by vod last year and quickly abandoned.
any new writers want to continue the story ?




Originally posted by Vodstok
ok, you all know how these things go. one person starts the story, then someone els epicks it up, then the next and so on.

here we go


The snow was falling heavily. Mrs claus stared out the window. Somewhere, santa was out crawlign down chimmenys. It had been months since he had gone down her chimmeny.

Gabriel, a loyal elf, happened by. "Lady Claus, you seem sad. Is thereanything i can do to help." he shook his head, tossing his mulletted locks.

"Not unless you knwo how to sweep chimmenys, Gabe" she said, dejected.

gabriel undid his belt. "I can sweep chimmneys, ma'am. I can even give you some egg nog if you want." Gabe stared longingly at mrs claus. He had a fetish for large, older women.

Mrs claus gave him a coy look. "Have you been a good boy this year? You must have been. Thats a big candy cane you have there...."


Urgeok's Continuation

'Well Mrs. C' replied the obviously well endowed elf, 'you know what they say about candy canes - the longer you lick them, the tasier they get"

With that Mrs Claus could no longer contain her insatiable lust and began frantically tearing at the wee mans zipper.

'Woah there Mrs C, you're going to give the bald fireman whiplash, you dont want to end up with a lawsuit on your hands'

'I'm not concerned with what's on my hands, its what's IN my hands that's got my attention' replied the randy old cuckolder.

And with that she took the elf's red, angry member into her sweaty paws and started pumping him like a milkmaid the day before Easter.
She took the time to hike her voluminous shirts over her ample rosy buttocks with one freed up hand.
After picking a few stray curly elf hairs off of gabriels throbbing shaft she began to gobble his beckoning manhood like it was the first food she had since last xmas.

Little did she realize, in the frenzy of her passion that Donner had crept silently into the room, one hoof stroking his growing interest, and both eyes on Mrs Claus's sideways rear smile, bobbing up and down, calling to him the way a bun demands the satisfaction of harbouring a spicy sausage........



next ?

[Vodstok]

HAHA! i forgot about this... Your addition is so much better than my start :D

[newb]

http://ravenbomb.250free.com/scaryfuckingfish.jpg






hee hee hee

[urgeok]

[IMG]


hee hee hee


i deliberately left that goddamn fish picture out

[urgeok]

HAHA! i forgot about this... Your addition is so much better than my start :D



i was probably just exposed to better quality filth than you growing up :)

[Burning in Hell]

Why I am under the impression that a certain Renob will soon be flooding this thread?

[ferretchucker]

Donner's interest was growing frantically. His soft slug suddenly became a tree branch. It bang on the floor.

"Mrs. C, forget him, he can't do anything" said Gabriel. But she didnt stop.

"you're a great kid gabe but this isn't enough. We've had some laughs but you're too easy.

"What are you saying, you wanna end this?! But it just began." He said.

" I never said i would end it, just...add to it." She replied licking her lips. She dragged Gabriel across the floor with a lustful look on her face, slowly creeping towards Donner while Gabriel saw his mail box get slowly ripped from the grass...


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Most of this is actually from something me and my sick mates did at school. The thing that disturbed me most when writing it was...my name is Gabriel.
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[Miss Olivia]

Then Santa stepped through the door. "Well, you old whore, I didn't want to believe it. Yukon Cornelius came to me and admitted he and the Abominable Snowman three-wayed you last week, but I had to see for myself." Mrs. Claus has hidden herself in the corner of the room and is trying to pull her dress down while Donner and the elf are scrambling out the window.
"Fuck you, Santa!" she screams. "If you were taking care of business at home, I wouldn't have had to go elsewhere! You think I don't know about you and that CUNT Britney Spears???"
"That's not fucking fair" said Santa. "You know how rough she's had it since K-Fed left her and went triple platinum. And you might as well know the triplets are MINE."
"You cocksucker!" screams Mrs. Claus. "I'm gonna kill you!"
Mrs. Claus brings a pair of nunchauks from her sash, while Santa grabs the kitana over the fireplace. "Come get it, you dirty bitch" says Santa. " I got something for your ass."
Mrs. Claus lunges for Santa in a blur of motion, but Santa parries the blow and slices her arm off. Blood spews everywhere in a fan, and Mrs. Claus goes down. Santa stands over her. "Welcome to the food chain, bitch." Methodically he begins hacking her into bite size pieces.
Donner and Gabe are gonna eat every bite.

[ferretchucker]

The easter bunny walks in in his pink dressing gown.

"Now guyth, im gonna have an ott shopping spree in the morning, you don't have any nithe handbagth?" he says. Then he stops. Theres something about this gruesome sight which turns him on. He looks at father christmas and pulls down his thong.

"ho ho whore had it coming!" he said. Then he noticed the shining white light.
"and you thought your sack ful of suprises was big!" said the bunny.

They came together and using their magic brought in an elf. They stabbed it and had a threesome with the dead body doing all the games they a,lways wanted. Suddenly, Jack frost bursts in wearing his edible underwear./

"I'm ready for my sack massage sant-" He stops dead in his tracks not knowing what to do...

[urgeok]

evin in a pure sex story .. americans cant be content unless there's bloodshed and violence.

ah well Vod .. i tried

::confused:

[stubbornforgey]

in admist all the chaos ..the angel comes in dragging the tree ..and asks..'saint nick ..where do you want me to put this,,??
In the corner'. he replies.
which corner..'.??
any corner..?
the angel looks around ..'what about over here..'?..she asks
I don't care'..says nick
well??asks the angel..'which corner do you mean'..??
'look' says nick..'i don't really care where you put the fucken thing..just put it where ever you like'..
'but' nick'..'hollers the angel..'i need to know where you think it would look nice'
By now santa is getting highly frustrated..
'Angel dearest'...just put the tree anywhere ok'
Not happy with this reply..the angel stomps her foot and demanded..'BUT WHERE'??..


and now you all know why the Angel sits on top with the tree shoved up her ass' :o

[ferretchucker]

evin in a pure sex story .. americans cant be content unless there's bloodshed and violence.

ah well Vod .. i tried

::confused:
im English:P

[Miss Olivia]

Aren't martyrs supposed to be burnt or something?
I have charcoal. And a meatfork.

[Vodstok]

Santa woke, breathing heavily and sweating.

"What is it dear?" Mrs claus asked.

"I had the worst dream. you were having sex with Gabe and Donner, and for some reason, i lost it and killed you."


"But you were the one that artanged our three-ways, Santa..."

"I know... It turns me on to see them touch you. I bet that Oz bitch Glinda cast another curse on me for joining in when she introduced the flying monkey."

Mrs Claus smiled. "how about i light your yule log chris?" she smiled. santa noticed her pants had slipped and her breast was now showing. "My tree is already blinking, my snowy whore. How about i make a blizzard on your cheek?"

[Nchantress]

:rolleyes:

[stubbornforgey]

Santa woke, breathing heavily and sweating.

"What is it dear?" Mrs claus asked.

"I had the worst dream. you were having sex with Gabe and Donner, and for some reason, i lost it and killed you."


"But you were the one that artanged our three-ways, Santa..."

"I know... It turns me on to see them touch you. I bet that Oz bitch Glinda cast another curse on me for joining in when she introduced the flying monkey."

Mrs Claus smiled. "how about i light your yule log chris?" she smiled. santa noticed her pants had slipped and her breast was now showing. "My tree is already blinking, my snowy whore. How about i make a blizzard on your cheek?"


IS THAT IT!!!!!???????
sheesh' 'throws a pillow at ya'

[Vodstok]

IS THAT IT!!!!!???????
sheesh' 'throws a pillow at ya'

Someone else is suppposed to pick up from there

[Nchantress]

How about i make a blizzard on your cheek?"

Mrs. Claus rolls her eyes and says, "Ya know, you can call it whatever you want...blizzard, snow cone, a little bit of the frosty snowflake, but it still smells like hot death."

[stubbornforgey]

Just as things were getting cosy between mr n mrs claus..
the ninja turtles jumped down from the ceiling ..swaying thier ninja swords around in a ninja fashion...
eeeeeeeeeeps 'cried mrs claus'..
michael angelo has detatched santa from his log'..
'its ok ..says donetello..'..
'i can easily assist you and carry on from where santa left off..only one slight problem..we have no zipper on the front of our shells..'

[urgeok]

suddenly a loud thumping made everyone - who were already on edge for various reasons - jump out of their skins.

What the hell is that" santa exclaimed, painfully folding his swollen tackle back into his long johns as he headed for the window.

cupping his hand over his eyes to shield the light so he could see outside, his heart leapt into his throat like charlies glass elevator. He was looking right into the eyes of the Abominable Snowman ! The hairy perverted Yetis peepers were bloodshot and glazed over ... apparently due to the same source as the thumping they heard. The matted man thing had been watching the escapades inside the Claus's house the whole time, simultaniously working his humongous trouser snake.

unfortunately, being about 100% below zero at the north pole, his 'money shot' froze in mid air, forming a long thick solid arc right to the side of the house. The snowman began to howl in pain, frustration, and embarrasment, afraid to move because of the potential damage that would ensue in the attemp to free himself.

"Jesus Christ Almighty", thought the Yeti through his fog of pain and anguish, "and I thought a toothache hurt !!"

[stubbornforgey]

GET HOT WATER!!GET HOT WATER!!
mrs claus yelled..'oooh you poor creature..' not looking directly at yeti himself
but at the length of his tool.
In her mind she was making a mental comparison between her husbands
shrivelled up log and she moaned.
She recalled how many times she had chased yeti away with her broom..
and now ..as she looks hungrily at what she had missed out on..
she feels nothing but deep regret.

[ferretchucker]

Out of nowhere, Bill Clinton burst onto the scene.
"My fellow sex crazed perverts. We must band together in these cold,wet,naked..."
He was staring at Mrs.Claus.
"Billy!" she shouted
Soemwhere in the distance one of the elves was playing "Reunited".

They were running towards each other naked. Just as they were about to meet the abomininable snowman broke free and slid backwards. He was sandwich between the two.

In a sudden freeze wave they were frozen together. Mrs.C was smiling to herself finally achieving her lifetime goal.

[stubbornforgey]

This thread is for peverted mongoloids.
and you looked in here becos ???????????????:p

[Spallalala]

and you looked in here becos ???????????????:p

He wants to be a perverted mongoloid

[Pasceni]

With the three frozen together, forming an ice sculpture of grandiose perversion, the Teenage Mutant turtles surrounded the sculpture and commented on the need for better decorations and lighting. So Santa in his state of confusion yelled for the elves to come decorate Mrs C. and her two iced up friends.

The elves entered the room slowly to find the whole thing a little off kilter, so to adjust to the sight, they stood all around and wanked to their delight.

[ferretchucker]

pasceini. You're the first new person in ages to actually make a worthwhile post and not make some silly remark either badmouting this sight or someone elses posts.

And before you say it. You're welcome.:p