xmas songs are here again!

[stubbornforgey]

Every damn store i walk into now have all these dumbass songs playing
and its still november.
However..it made me think about how ancient most if these songs are and yet
are still popular.

Please come home for christmas
Last christmas
Santa clause is coming to town
Red Baron and Snoopy
White Christmas
Feliz Navida

my fav...'sings'
all i want for kwistmas is my 2 fwont toofs' :o

what is yours ??

[tic]

Merry Christmas Everyone - Shakin' Stevens :o :o
I wish it could be christmas everyday - Wizzard :D

not sure about this one though.
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic291.htm

[urgeok]

this aughtta bring the love from captain holiday cheer (R. Usher) :D

but i HATE xmas songs.

the only ones i like arent very xmasy

the john lenon one i like...(so this is christmas)

i thought there was another - cant remember right now.

funny thing is i whistle them all the time.. all year round.

and i sing one to drive my wife nuts - because i dont know the words :

up on the roof top click click click,
down on the roof top click, click, click.

drives her batty :D

[newb]

Ahhhh...Christmas songs....it warms my heart.

Here is a nice we we all sing around the tree while enjoying eggnog.

I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East..
No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus,
They have Different Religious beliefs..
They Believe in Muhammad,
And not in our Holiday..
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say..

Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry Fuckin' Christmas
Put down that book 'The Koran'
and hear some holiday wishes.
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus' Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim Ass
And fuckin' celebrate.

There is no holiday season
In India, I've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
and that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas Story,
They Don't know what Rudolph is about..
And that's why in December,
I'll go to India and shout..

Hey there Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas
Drink egg nog, and eat some Beef
and pass it to the Missus
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen hindu ass,
And fuckin' celebrate.

Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin..
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin..
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake..
and that is why I'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say..

Hey there Mr. Shintoist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you.

On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say..
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too..
Merry Fuckin' Christmas.. to you

http://static2.instructables.com/pub/FSR/ZINU/FSRZINUEN5EP27YU9P.small.jpg

[urgeok]

we should try to find those xmas poems we did a few years ago ..

i remember reworking The Night Before Xmas..

anyone better than me at searching ?

[newb]

kpro seems to be pretty good at it.


I don't have the patience.

[urgeok]

i cant seem to go back far enough

[ShankS]

Youd better watch out, youd better not cry
You better not pout, though Im telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

Hes making a list, hes checking it twice
Hes gonna find out whose been naughty or nice

Youd better watch out, youd better not cry
You better not pout, though Im telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees when you are sleeping
And he knows when youre awake
He knows if youve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

Youd better watch out, youd better not cry
You better not pout, though Im telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees when you are sleeping
And he knows when youre awake
He knows if youve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

Youd better watch out, youd better not cry
You better not pout, though Im telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

[newb]

i cant seem to go back far enough

Not true.


You go waaaaayyyy back...you old fart.:D

[ShankS]

Not true.


You go waaaaayyyy back...you old fart.:D

he does, but the brain doesn't :p ;)

[crabapple]

I have the soundtracks here of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" and "Mad Monster Party" also...and I'm gonna put them on now because of this thread.

[urgeok]

he does, but the brain doesn't :p ;)

i cant argue with tha.........


whaaaaa ?

[slayer666]

I noticed the Xmas songs starting right after Halloween this year and was horrified to see some stores actually starting to roll out decorations before Halloween. I can't say I have any favorites, but that may be because I no longer celebrate Xmas.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Fairytale of New York

[urgeok]

thats the other one i was thinking of (not very xmasy)

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

here's a list of actual christmas songs I can listen to without thinking of it as torture:

let it snow
i'll be home for christmas
white christmas

[urgeok]

the bowie - bing crosby tune is good too...

[crabapple]

The video of that duet is awesome--jaw-dropping and shockingly weird and cool at the same time. Never seen anything like it before or since.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

the bowie - bing crosby tune is good too...

forgot about that one.

fuck, I love david bowie's voice.

[urgeok]

forgot about that one.

fuck, I love david bowie's voice.

The Young Americans .... best use of it ever

[newb]

The Young Americans .... best use of it ever


Disagree........its Hero's for me.




hey.....that rhymed.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

and I disagree with both of you, new angels of promise.

[Haunted]

You're all wrong...It's "China Doll" or for the times I'm in traffic or in public period, "Under Pressure." (Shut up, you).

I hate Xmas songs, because, I don't celebrate Xmas, they're stupid, the melodies aren't catchy, and the words are irritating.

Every goddamn time I hear Hall and Oates singing "Jingle Bell Rock" (or whatever) I get the horrible image, terrifying beyond belief, of their fucking video. It swear to all existence, it makes me fucking twitch.

...and fucking Wayne Newton...

[Spallalala]

Jingle bells...Opera style. Fucking shops. ahhhhhh It makes me hate christmas that much more haha.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Every goddamn time I hear Hall and Oates singing "Jingle Bell Rock" (or whatever) I get the horrible image, terrifying beyond belief, of their fucking video. It swear to all existence, it makes me fucking twitch.


Because your kiss, your kiss is on my list
Because your kiss, your kiss I can't resist

[tic]

re: David Bowie - Putting out the fire, theme from Cat people.

Back to the thread:

I wonder someone will mention the traditional christmas songs - not rudolph or frosty the snowman, but about the nativity - Away in a manger, Come all ye faithful etc

Christmas is for the children.....uh, no it aint ..... if any one expects a present from me just make sure I get a present back and NO socks or hankies, and the car does not appreciate gifts.

My mum has it worked out, "you don't have to spend much ......" spend?spend? I repeat, spend? What about its the thought that counts?

bah humbug.

[Spallalala]

Yeah. Fuck christmas and its shithouse music haha

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad5tHt1R9VA

[urgeok]

Because your kiss, your kiss is on my list
Because your kiss, your kiss I can't resist



arghh

that song makes my eyes bleed

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

arghh

that song makes my eyes bleed

My friend (hhrrm ex friend) and I were going to a movie with her little brother and this came on the radio. I'd be lying if I told you we didn't feel obligated to sing along, I mean it's a classic. :p Anyway her brother threw a fucking fit.... after we realized how much is bugged him we just got louder and more obnoxious hahaha I think he was in physical pain :D

good times.

[urgeok]

My friend (hhrrm ex friend) and I were going to a movie with her little brother and this came on the radio. I'd be lying if I told you we didn't feel obligated to sing along, I mean it's a classic. :p Anyway her brother threw a fucking fit.... after we realized how much is bugged him we just got louder and more obnoxious hahaha I think he was in physical pain :D

good times.


hall and oats always had that effect on me ... H2 fucking O my ass
they arent worth water !!!!


wake my up before you blow blow by wham is the only other song that affects me to that extent. (not going to talk about whitney, celon, bolton, collins)
making my temples throb.

[stubbornforgey]

hall and oats always had that effect on me ... H2 fucking O my ass
they arent worth water !!!!


wake my up before you blow blow by wham is the only other song that affects me to that extent. (not going to talk about whitney, celon, bolton, collins)
making my temples throb.

i used to think those were the acutal words to whams song :o

[stygianwitch]

which bastard started with The Little Drummer Boy?? i've now got bing crosby and david bowie singing "a rum pum pum pum" in my brain and it won't go away grrrrr

it's taken me three days to get rid of that stupid girl in Slither singing The Crying Game out of my head, and now this.......

[the_real_linda]

damn i got little drummer boy in my head now......

Come they told me (pa-rum pum pum pum)
A newborn King to see (pa-rum pum pum pum)
Our finest gifts we bring pa-rum pum pum pum
To lay before the King
So to honor Him (pa-rum pum pum pum)
when we come

Little Baby (pa-rum pum pum pum)
I am a poor boy too (pa-rum pum pum pum)
I have no gift to bring (pa-rum pum pum pum)
that's fit to give our King
Shall I play for You? (pa-rum pum pum pum)
On my drum

Mary nodded (pa-rum pum pum pum)
The ox and lamb kept time (pa-rum pum pum pum)
I played my drum for Him (pa-rum pum pum pum)
I played my best for Him
Then He smiled at me (pa-rum pum pum pum)
Me and my drum

[stygianwitch]

damn i got little drummer boy in my head now......

Come they told me (pa-rum pum pum pum)
A newborn King to see (pa-rum pum pum pum)
Our finest gifts we bring pa-rum pum pum pum
To lay before the King
So to honor Him (pa-rum pum pum pum)
when we come

Little Baby (pa-rum pum pum pum)
I am a poor boy too (pa-rum pum pum pum)
I have no gift to bring (pa-rum pum pum pum)
that's fit to give our King
Shall I play for You? (pa-rum pum pum pum)
On my drum

Mary nodded (pa-rum pum pum pum)
The ox and lamb kept time (pa-rum pum pum pum)
I played my drum for Him (pa-rum pum pum pum)
I played my best for Him
Then He smiled at me (pa-rum pum pum pum)
Me and my drum

oh that's really helped, now i've got the whole bloody song :p :D

[Haunted]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhgggg god!!! I hate that fucking song.

It...torments me...in the....NIGHT!!! Silly drama aside, that song is THE most annoying song in the universe, bar none.

[stubbornforgey]

Theres this fucken huggggggggggggge toy santa in the post shop ..
its wiggling its ass and its singing ..
SANTA CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN..

now imagine standing in a line 10 miles long
queue waiting to be served and hearing this non stop ..
reptitively ..
LOL..this guy walks past santa and knocks him over on purpose..
shit we all cracked up!! :D :p
hahahahahahahahaha

[Kemal]

I've always wanted to do something like that.

[stubbornforgey]

I've always wanted to do something like that.

hahahahaha..
it was hilarious..
he just walked out of the queue..marched straight up to santa
n was like 'argh shut the fuck up' THWACK'

[the_real_linda]

olo! i wanna do that too.....but i couldnt infront of the ickle children......i got santa claus is coming to town in my head now...i like the little drummer song.....well not so much as like it as i cant get it out of my head once its there....oh its there now.......damn

[Kemal]

The Christmas music is now playing on the radio nonstop. Too many Xmas commercials and too much Xmas music make Kemal go crazy.

[Elvis_Christ]

Kemal's off to the gunstore now?

[pinkfloyd45769]

This is my favorite song,i heard it a couple years ago and loved it since.


Mary, did you know
That your baby boy will one day walk on water?
Did you know
That your baby boy will save our sons and daughters?
Did you know
That your baby boy has come to make you new?
This child that youve delivered
Will soon deliver you

Mary, did you know
That your baby boy will give sight to a blind man?
Did you know
That your baby boy will calm a storm with his hand?
Did you know
That your baby boy has walked where angels trod?
And when you kiss your little boy
Youve kissed the face of god

Mary, did you know?
The blind will see
The deaf will hear
And the dead will live again
The lame will leap
The dumb will speak
The praises of the lamb

Mary, did you know
That your baby boy is lord of all creation?
Did you know
That your baby boy will one day rules the nations?
Did you know
That your baby boy is heavens perfect lamb?
This sleeping child youre holding
Is the great I am

[stubbornforgey]

how great thou ARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT
how greatttttttttt thou 'whispers'...art :o

hate that song btw :o

[pinkfloyd45769]

I have been going to church since i as a baby, and even that song gets to me!!!=)

[Amalthea_unicorn]

Charly Lownoise - This Christmas

Step into my dreams this Christmas and leave your cares behind and tell me
Your dreams, your wish and I will give you
All the love to make it come true
And one day when the snow is falling, we will ride that sleigh together
And jingle bells will fill the air
It's Christmas time, it's everywhere, this Christmas
This Christmas!

Step into my dreams this Christmas and keep me warm with tender kisses
Hold me tight and let me know
If you’d like to do it in the snow, oh
Together we will glow forever
The moon is bright, it's now or never
Stay with me and share the night.
I want to wake up with you side by side this Christmas
This Christmas!

[Haunted]

I'mma be an asshole (You, Heather? No...!) You do know where Christmas comes from, right? It wasn't the birth of that Jesus kat. No one celebrated that until the 6th centure C.E. See, the people of Northern Europe, on the 21and 22 would celebrate the rebirth of the sun so the "good" Christian missionaries decided to make it into their holiday in order to drive the indigenous religions further from the minds and hearts of the people.

(Note: History claims that Jesus was probably born between the months of March and July)

So, the folks, Neopagans of today, who are in the vast minority, of course, in order to have some solstice songs, which have been last to us (Thanks, guys. You're super.) They've stolen Christmas carols and turned them Pagan.

Of course, as the music of this time goes, they still suck...righteously. Also, these carols presume that you follow the Goddess and God, which, being a henotheist, I tend to focus more on The Goddess as the supreme.

Silent Night

Silent night, Solstice night..All is calm all is bright..Nature slumbers in forest and glen..Till the springtime She awakens again..Sleeping spirits grow strong! Sleeping spirits grow strong!

Silent night, Solstice night..Silver moon shining bright..Snowfall blankets the slumbering Earth...Yule fires welcome the suns rebirth..Hark, the light is reborn! Hark the light is reborn!

Silent night, Soltice night..Quiet rest till the light.. Turning evre the rolling wheel..Brings the winter to comfort and heal.. Rest your spirit in peace! Rest your spirit in peace!

Ye children all of Mother Earth

(TUNE; It came upon a midnight clear)

Ye children all of Mother Earth-Join hands and circle around-To celebrate this Solstice night-When our lost Lord is found.--Rejoice, the year has begun again-The sun blesses skies up above-So share the season together now-In everlasting Love!

Dancing in a Pagan Wonderland

Pagans sing, are you listenin'..Alters set, candles glistenin', It's a magickal night, were having tonight..Dancing in a Pagan Wonderland..

Blades held high, censor smoking, God and Goddess, we're invoking, Through elements five, we celebrate life,..Dancing in a Pagan Wonderland.

Triple Goddess, she is in her place, Was the maiden, now the crone face..Above and below, She's the Goddess we know,..Dancing in Pagan Wonderland.

Now the God, he is the provider, Supplying game for our fire, Above and below, He's the horned one we know,..Dancing in a Pagan Wonderland.

In a circle we can burn a Yule fire, And await the rising of the sun, It's the great wheel turning for the new year,..Dancing in a Pagan Wonderland.

Late on by the fire, Cone of power, gettin' higher, It's a magickal night; we're having tonight,..Dancing in a Pagan Wonderland

Oh Solstice Tree

Oh solstice tree, oh solstice tree,..You're telling us it's winter....Oh solstice tree , oh solstice tree,You bring us so much pleasure.

Your branches green will be in spring, A home to birds who spread there wings,..Oh soltice tree, oh solstice tree, You're telling us it's winter.

We Wish You A Cheery Solstice

We wish you a cheery solstice (3x)...And a happy new year.

Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin,.. Good tidings we bring you a happy new year.

Now bring us some figgy pudding (3x),...And bring it right here. We wont go until we get some (3x),...So bring some right here.

Oh, Come, All Ye Faithfull

Oh, come all ye faithfull, Gather round the Yule Fire, Oh, come ye, oh, come ye, To call the Sun! Fires within us, Call the fires above us...O, come,let us invoke Him!(3x)Our Lord, the Sun!..Yea, Lord, we greet thee!..Born again at Yuletide!..Yule fires and candle flames are lighted for you!..Come to your children, We are here to honor you...O, come let us invoke Him (3x)..O, Lord, the Sun!

[knife_fight]

Fairytale of New York

absolutely. one of my favorite songs ever, and definitely one of the best christmas songs of all time.

another good one, that isn't very christmas-y, is 2000 Miles by the Pretenders. I don't know if anyone mentioned it already b/c as soon as I saw Fairytale of New York, I didn't have the patience to wade through the rest of the thread.

[stubbornforgey]

walking in a winterwonderland !!!