my Top 10 Celebrity Assassination Wish List

[MisterSadistro]

In no particular order mind you:
1) OJ Simpson - enough already ! You did it, you got away with it, stop reminding everyone. Lex Luthor might be the greatest criminal mind of this century, but you have the greatest criminal ego.
2) Jared Fogle (aka the Subway guy) - You were fat, you're not. You're still annoying. Go away.
3) Tyra Banks - You're wonderful to look at, painful to listen to. How exactly does a kid with Cancer need to be interrupted by your story of a struggle with trying to fit into your "fat jeans" compare ? Self- centered moron.
4) Dr Phil - What is our problem ? Giving dopey, egotistical Oprah castoffs their own show is a good start. Speaking of ...
5) Oprah Winfrey - you might have more money than God, but to pull the race card on a store when it's closed because it was closed and you are Oprah F'in' Winfrey ? Save that for some down on their luck southern family who couldn't get a table at Denny's.
6) Kevin Federline - You got to dance behind and under the sheets with Brittany. Guess what ? You're still an untalented moron. At least J Lo's first husband/ dancer guy finally took the hint his 15 minutes of fame were up and disappeared. Be gone !
7) Judge Maria Lopez - yeah, you're female, Hispanic and a tv judge. guess what ? You're not People's Court Marilyn Miglian. Verdict is in : you suck !
8) Maury Povich - If you seriously expect to have guests on under show titles like "Don't Stare At Me ! I'm Not A Freak !, why have show titles like that ? You almost make Geraldo's cries for justice over Jon Benet seem sincere. Dope !
9) Borat's SC "victims"- you're college guys. You got free beer. Trying to pretend you're "victims" just makes you sound stupider than anything you said on film. Lawsuits like yours make the entire American legal system a joke (see #1- OJ Simpson)
10) Keith Richards - just to see if he'd die LOL

CK

[Disease]

Good luck with Kieth Richards, the guy is a vampire.

[MisterSadistro]

Good luck with Kieth Richards, the guy is a vampire.

You're right, but Dick Clark actually showed signs of being able to die not long ago. There's tons of sub-genres I didn't even touch upon. I think there'll be a few add-ons to this list either way.
(NOTE: putting political people on the list might leave you open to visits from the FBI, etc since it is a public forum. Cross your fingers that someone who would choke on a potato chip might still try to use a hair dryer while in the shower :) . That optimism and backwards thinking keeps this country more interesting than, say, Guam).
CK

[Elvis_Christ]

I thought I was the only one who wanted to see Jared Fogle's ass capped!

Oprah is definatley on my list. I almost kicked my TV in after a caught a part of her show that had a episode about how she was addicted to mashed potatos.

I'll have to get back to you with my list. All you motherfuckers already know which ginger shit filmmaking bastard is at the top.

At Bam Fagera to it aswell.

[slayer666]

Great list. Personally, I'd drop Tyra and replace her with Mel Gibson (she's just too hot, and he's nuts). I'd also drop Borat's "victims" and replace them with Borat. Finally, I'd replace Keith Richards with Tom Cruise. I'm with you on the rest.

[stubbornforgey]

nice list..

i would choose..
tom cruise..get yourself some height
macy gray...plz plz...'CHOKE'
backstreet boys..admit it..your all fucken gay
julia roberts..somebody said you could act...THEY LIED'
britney spears...somebody said you could sing...'THEY LIED'
mariah carey...so sluttyness does sell records.
robbie williams..for fux sakes..take the socks out of your pants
russell crowe...your about as hot as a tooth ache
neil finn (nz singer)..your old..hurry up and die
dave dobbin (nz singer) how many more retirement songs do we have to sit through.
elton john...diana;s dead...get over it!!

ok so i have 11..
can i reply 2wice :D

[kpropain]

How about 33 celebs that I wish would fall off the face of the earth...


Justin Timberlake
P. Diddy
Paris Hilton
Kanye West
Michael Moore
Bill O' Reilly
Geraldo Rivera
Tom Cruise
Michael Jackson
Star Jones
Anna Nicole Smith
Kid Rock
Britney Spears
Kevin Federline
Oprah Winfrey
Dr. Phil
Lars Ulrich
Rush Limbaugh
Rosie O Donnell
Madonna
Pamela Anderson
Courtney Love
Janice Dickinson
Fred Durst
Nick Carter
Aaron Carter
50 Cent
Jay-Z
Jessica Simpson
Ashlee Simpson
Hillary Duff
Lindsay Lohan
R. Kelly

[Vodstok]

Wow.. You have crafted a list that is IMPOSSIBLE to disagree with...

How about 33 celebs that I wish would fall off the face of the earth...


Justin Timberlake
P. Diddy
Paris Hilton
Kanye West
Michael Moore
Bill O' Reilly
Geraldo Rivera
Tom Cruise
Michael Jackson
Star Jones
Anna Nicole Smith
Kid Rock
Britney Spears
Kevin Federline
Oprah Winfrey
Dr. Phil
Lars Ulrich
Rush Limbaugh
Rosie O Donnell
Madonna
Pamela Anderson
Courtney Love
Janice Dickinson
Fred Durst
Nick Carter
Aaron Carter
50 Cent
Jay-Z
Jessica Simpson
Ashlee Simpson
Hillary Duff
Lindsay Lohan
R. Kelly

[The Flayed One]

Ozzy Osbourne - What happened to you, mate? From the Prince of Darkness to the laughing stock of metal. From a Rock and Roll Rebel to covering Mississippi Queen? Go away; let us remember you the way you were.

Metallica - All of you. From now on, I'm just going to pretend you all died on the bus with Cliff Burton.

Ben Stiller - The one character you play wasn't that funny the first time. Get lost, and stop making 500 movies a year.

Mike Myers - Terrible. On the merits of Cat in the Hat alone, you should be destroyed.

Robin Williams - You got your academy award. Now go away.

Pending:

Tim Burton - From stylistic genious to mediocre hack? I'm giving you a few more chances, then it's curtains.

[urgeok]

i can think of a list a mile long of people i'd like to see dead.
none of them include celebrities who have no bearing on my life whatsoever.

[Vodstok]

i can think of a list a mile long of people i'd like to see dead.
none of them include celebrities who have no bearing on my life whatsoever.

Watch TV and hate them with the rest of us, you bastard.

[urgeok]

Watch TV and hate them with the rest of us, you bastard.

seriously - even in jest i dont get the hate .. just dont watch them !

there are people who's films i avoid. No one makes me see them.
I dont expose myself to the off screen lives of these people .. i'll NEVER understand the people who do.

a) who gives a fuck
b) do something with your own life
c) you have no fucking idea whats true or not anyway - as if it matters.

what the fuck is the fascination with these people ? i like my garbage taken away, i like my toilets to flush, i like the snow in front of my house removed ...
i have no interest in the private lives of the people who do them (unless they are personal friends)

how empty and shallow are peoples lives that they'll spend time listening/watching gossip about celebrities, then passing judgement and wishing them dead ? jesus christ !

nurse !!!!!!

[Vodstok]

seriously - even in jest i dont get the hate .. just dont watch them !

there are people who's films i avoid. No one makes me see them.
I dont expose myself to the off screen lives of these people .. i'll NEVER understand the people who do.

a) who gives a fuck
b) do something with your own life
c) you have no fucking idea whats true or not anyway - as if it matters.

what the fuck is the fascination with these people ? i like my garbage taken away, i like my toilets to flush, i like the snow in front of my house removed ...
i have no interest in the private lives of the people who do them (unless they are personal friends)

how empty and shallow are peoples lives that they'll spend time listening/watching gossip about celebrities, then passing judgement and wishing them dead ? jesus christ !

nurse !!!!!!

I have tried very hard to live by that exact standard, but i am surrounded by people who make it their business, so i hate by proxy. Someof the stuff i have witnessed first-hand (well, "TV" first hand...) like Tom Cruise's arrogance, others, i am just fucking tired of hearing about them.

[urgeok]

thing is - i love biographies ... but i always skim over everything that doesnt have to do with the film making process.

thats the only thing i care about .. their take and their stories about the films they made.

[melaniepants]

My Top Ten

Kevin Federline(the only reason hes famous because he banged Britney)
Dr.Phil(shutup)
Paris Hilton(dumb whore)
Kramer(from Seinfeld...i forgot his real name)(crazy racist bastard)
Jessica simpson(just dumb and really annoying)
Charo(really annoying)
Maury(all his show is now is paternity tests)
Judge Judy(major bitch)
Mel Gibson(he's weird)
Courtney love(drunk,crazy,whore)

[Vodstok]

Oh, give Michael Richards a break... he said something in anger (unlike Mel, who was in the wrong, Kramer was doing nothing wrong) and is getting publicly slapped for it. the world will get over it. At least he didnt kill his wife.

[kpropain]

Oh, give Michael Richards a break... he said something in anger (unlike Mel, who was in the wrong, Kramer was doing nothing wrong) and is getting publicly slapped for it. the world will get over it. At least he didnt kill his wife.

I couldn't agree more with that...

Though she did have Judge Judy on her list....That angry old bat makes me cringe everytime I'm flipping through the channels and see her on...

[urgeok]

Oh, give Michael Richards a break... he said something in anger (unlike Mel, who was in the wrong, Kramer was doing nothing wrong) and is getting publicly slapped for it. the world will get over it. At least he didnt kill his wife.


not being there to see the circumstances .. i still think it was wrong ..
racial slurs are never right .. ever.
no matter how mad or pissed you are ...

if it was white guys would he go off on them for being white ? ... nope

you want to see what people are really like ... see them under pressure.

i dont care what race creed or colour someone is - if they do me wrong - they are just assholes .. no colour attached.

[Vodstok]

not being there to see the circumstances .. i still think it was wrong ..
racial slurs are never right .. ever.
no matter how mad or pissed you are ...

if it was white guys would he go off on them for being white ? ... nope

you want to see what people are really like ... see them under pressure.

i dont care what race creed or colour someone is - if they do me wrong - they are just assholes .. no colour attached.

True, but i heard some interesting points about htis on the radio this morning. They were talking to Patrice O'Niell (who is black) and he pointed out that it didnt sound particularly racist to him at all, until he apologized.

whithin the stand up community, they apparently retaliate against hecklers with whatever ammunition they can drag out, and sometimes they go for the really dirty stuff, the idea being to crush the person so thoroughly they shut up and stay that way.

Would I go there? No. But as i have stated before, the word only has as much power as you give it, and I doubt the average black person these days has the need or the experiences necesarry to justify some of their hostility and sensitivity.


Now, dont get me wrong. I think the First Ammendment should not cover neo-nazis and the KKK. i think their hate propganda should get them locked up, but i think the world needs to get over a lot of this shit. I dont care how much hate is behind it, "Cracker" is just STUPID.

I personally refuse to use "that word", but i think its impact is not what it used to be. I imagine quite a few people get offended because that is how they are supposed to act.

I may be way off base here. Im a white guy who is tired of EVERYONE whining about how they are owed something because their ancestors got treated badly.


I would love to know how Kemal weighs in on this. He is probably one of the most insightful people here, which is why he never says anything.

[urgeok]

i dont use the word either .. for any reason.
most comedians dont either ... unless there is a pretty big payoff (punchline)

as comedian paul rodreguez was quoted saying about the incident: "i kept waiting for a punchline - it never came"

i think if you are capable of thinking the 'n' word when you are pissed at a black man .. then you have a racist streak... no 2 ways about it.

[kpropain]

I'm can't stand racism myself...

As far as comedians go though, I think it is fucked up how if a white comedian says something about blacks he gets slayed for it...But I can't tell you the numerous times I see black comedians saying shit about whites and nothing ever gets said, and I don't mean like haha "white people talk funny" that kind of shit...I mean like calling white people honkey, cracker and all sorts of shit like that...Chris Rock is really guilty of that...

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

At my old work one of the dishwashers was a big black guy named junior. I'd always be like "junia, ya big nigga... we need (insert whatever)" "oh yessa massa! right away naw!" One of the few people I really miss from that place. :(

[urgeok]

I'm can't stand racism myself...

As far as comedians go though, I think it is fucked up how if a white comedian says something about blacks he gets slayed for it...But I can't tell you the numerous times I see black comedians saying shit about whites and nothing ever gets said, and I don't mean like haha "white people talk funny" that kind of shit...I mean like calling white people honkey, cracker and all sorts of shit like that...Chris Rock is really guilty of that...


chris Rock is harder on blacks than he is whites .. he's across the board .. and no matter how outrageous he is there is always a huge nugget of truth in what he says ... kind of like a black male version of Murderdoll :D

but the comparrison isnt just ..

most white people dont share the same history of blacks in america.
what richards said was right in one respect ... its not too god damn long ago in the illustrous history of the USofA that people were hung for being black.
blacks were slaves.. they were property. there was no value attached to their lives any more than livestock.

its going to take more than a short lifespan worth of time to wipe those memories out.

whites dont care about being called honkeys or crackers .. people pay jeff foxworthy $80 a pop to be called that .. we simply arent hurt buy it.

there's plenty of hurt that still exists in the black memory. Does that excuse not moving forward .. no - i dont think so ...neither does my buddy when we talk about these things ..

but you cant equate a black comedian poking fun at whites with a white commedian poking fun at blacks. the history behind it isnt the same.

[Vodstok]

At my old work one of the dishwashers was a big black guy named junior. I'd always be like "junia, ya big nigga... we need (insert whatever)" "oh yessa massa! right away naw!" One of the few people I really miss from that place. :(

I had a really good friend named Gary at one of my jobs who was gay.... We used to pick on each other mercilessly...

Gary: Oh, i love it when you bend over in shorts.
Me: Shut up, faggot.
Gary: *laughing hysterically*

Mostly because he knew i would never call himthat if i was mad at him. Really made theothe rpeopel around the place uncomfortable.:D

[urgeok]

At my old work one of the dishwashers was a big black guy named junior. I'd always be like "junia, ya big nigga... we need (insert whatever)" "oh yessa massa! right away naw!" One of the few people I really miss from that place. :(


thats 2 friends on an even playing field ... very different.


i'm at a level with my buddy that we can joke about racial stereotypes as well... we couldnt do that when we first met ... you have to develop a relationship based on respect and the understanding that we're both completely cool with who we and each other are first...

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Mostly because he knew i would never call himthat if i was mad at him. Really made theothe rpeopel around the place uncomfortable.:D

yup, that's the best part. :D

urgeok: true.

[The Flayed One]

I had a friend named Joaquin. He was a Mexican Jew, and he was hilarious about it. Picking up pennies off of the sidewalk, saying he needed it to buy means.

We were at the same party one night, and I called him the Spikike (a word he actually taught me) Some guy came out screaming at me, telling me that I was guilty of a hate crime. After he left, we looked at each other and busted out laughing.

[urgeok]

I had a really good friend named Gary at one of my jobs who was gay.... We used to pick on each other mercilessly...

Gary: Oh, i love it when you bend over in shorts.
Me: Shut up, faggot.
Gary: *laughing hysterically*

Mostly because he knew i would never call himthat if i was mad at him. Really made theothe rpeopel around the place uncomfortable.:D



in all seriousness though ,,he was probably laughing on the outside.

at night he went home and cried rivers, masturbating furiously to the thought of that sweet round ass of yours.



christ i feel like i need to wash my hands now.

some jokes just arent fucking worth it

[Vodstok]

in all seriousness though ,,he was probably laughing on the outside.

at night he went home and cried rivers, masturbating furiously to the thought of that sweet round ass of yours.



christ i feel like i need to wash my hands now.

some jokes just arent fucking worth it

LOL!

In a way, I have raped you.... I dont have to do another ass joke for the rest of my life, and you will just keep reliving the old ones.


Wow, I feel powerful now.


























That is the creepiest thing i have ever said....

[kpropain]

You two fucking scare me sometimes.. I mean this is a horror forum but god damn lmao...

[urgeok]

he's scared .. because he has wood !

[kpropain]

sick bastard

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

violence to hate to sex

the perfect thread.

[Vodstok]

violence to hate to sex

the perfect thread.

*Bows Gracefully*

Thank you... Thank you....

[urgeok]

i always bring the love ! i just dont use pictures of kitties anymore because someone else has saturated the market for that here :D

[kpropain]

i always bring the love ! i just dont use pictures of kitties anymore because someone else has saturated the market for that here :D

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/7933/freecatpi5.jpg

[urgeok]

as much as i hate seeing anything like that as a rule .. that picture always makes me laugh

[Vodstok]

as much as i hate seeing anything like that as a rule .. that picture always makes me laugh

Same here....

I find whoever did that fiendishly clever.

[PhilnEdee]

A few I'd like to see obliterated:
Madonna (what's next Madonna? "more genius.")
Edward Furlong
The playin in a Rock Band 50 yo guy from BowFlex..hell get the 50 yo grandma too
J-Lo
Dr. Phil
Judge __________(insert any name here)
Oprah (you go girl!...yea, and you go to hell Oprah)
The guy from the JG Wentworth (Do you need cash? Get cash now.)commercials
Tom Cruise (he's nearly gone as it is-maybe his spaceship will arrive soon)
All Charter Cable technicians in Marshall County AL(greedy pleasure that one is)
Britney Spears and Kevin Turderline

[Haunted]

Aaaand the "violence to hate to sex" theme has now been interupted? intercepted, or just completely fucked up.

Now back to our regular scheduled programming

[Roderick Usher]

Nancy Grace

[Vodstok]

A few I'd like to see obliterated:
Madonna (what's next Madonna? "more genius.")
Edward Furlong
The playin in a Rock Band 50 yo guy from BowFlex..hell get the 50 yo grandma too
J-Lo
Dr. Phil
Judge __________(insert any name here)
Oprah (you go girl!...yea, and you go to hell Oprah)
The guy from the JG Wentworth (Do you need cash? Get cash now.)commercials
Tom Cruise (he's nearly gone as it is-maybe his spaceship will arrive soon)
All Charter Cable technicians in Marshall County AL(greedy pleasure that one is)
Britney Spears and Kevin Turderline

Agreed on all of the ones i Know. That bowflex guy is PATHETIC....

He doesnt seem to realize he looks JUST LIKE Rob Halford from Judas Priest, who is, gay. So he looks like a metal homo. Good for him. Nothing wrong with it, but when you want to pick up chicks, dressing like the cop from the village people may hurt your chances of scoring some tail...

The JG Wentworth guy has the wimpiest voice on earth. if he has kids, they probably never took him seriously...

I think Judge Maria Lopez was mentioned... Is it just me, or does she sound like a man who has smoked 3 packs a day for 30 years? Godamn.... Not to mention she has the delivery of a bad actor, not a judge. Cuban? Marrying a cuban man does nOT make you cuban. At least Marilyn Millian can roll her "R"s...

[Haunted]

All professional athletes... and I refuse to apologize for it. ...Except football (not American, either...some o' them kats is hot).

[Vodstok]

All professional athletes... and I refuse to apologize for it. ...Except football (not American, either...some o' them kats is hot).

Burn the Witch! Burn Her!


Just kindding. I actually have to agree with you 100%. Women's volleyball and figure skating included. Skinny littl ebitches. Get them a taco.

[Spec7ral]

Peter Jackson
Sam Raimi
Bruce Campbell
Jeffery Coombs
Brain Yuzna
Kyle Mclauglin
George Romero
Eli Roth
Llyod Kaufman
Robert Englund
William Friedken
Al PAcino
Warick Davis
Clive Barker
Chuck Norris
Clint Eastwood
Mario Bava
Lucio Fulci
Rob Zombie
Takashi Miike
Chan Woopark
Crispin Glover
Christian Bale
Dario Argento
Asia Argento
Christopher Walken
Dennis Hopper
Stuart Gordon
John Waters





























:D JK

[the_real_linda]

cliff richard
celine dion
mariah carey
tom cruise
robbie williams
kate thornton
alex zane
david walliams
johnny nitro
ashley simpson

[stubbornforgey]

oooooh yeah..
randy savage
celine dion
cliff richard
richard simmons
david letterman
homer simpson
whose this guy...'lets get ready to rrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuummmmmmmmbbbbllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllleeeeeeee'...him
jennifer lopez
hulk hogan..your old too...just die'

[VampiricClown]

Hasslehoff....

[stubbornforgey]

Hasslehoff....


'gasp'

you wanna kill hasslehoff ???
but why??:o

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Don't hassle the hoff VC, don't hassle the hoff...

[Elvis_Christ]

its not irl he'll be safe

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

All professional athletes... and I refuse to apologize for it. ...Except football (not American, either...some o' them kats is hot).

:eek: come on, you have to love the canucks.

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how to win a fight #2
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who will be role models for the children? think of the children! lmao

plus brendan morrison is the hottest guy without real teeth. ;)