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crabapple
11-20-2006, 11:37 AM
Hey, everyone has fed a cat and had the cat all be like "I'll love you forever!" and it's your own personal slinky floofy cat...UNTIL someone else feeds it and then it goes over to that person and does that same routine and you know you've been had. That's a little slut cat right there! Waving its hoochie poochie around at anyone that'll pour some crunchies in a bowl. What do you think about felines that whore around like that. I think it's disgusting.

Here's another thing pissed me off: I had an insect problem in my kitchen. These little ants were coming out of the wall, see? And they were crawling into the sink and drinking the water and probably looking for little bits of food too. I try to get rid of them, use sprays and things, clean the sink extra well, but they keep coming back.

Eventually I start feeling good that my sink is somehow benefiting the ant community and I look forward to seeing the ants. And suddenly they disappear! I can't see a single ant in the sink. They are gone, baby. I feel used. They took what they wanted and now it's "Laters--we're out of here." Not even a thank you or a cigarette or an egg mcmuffin in the morning. Insects are worse than cats!
urgeok
11-20-2006, 11:45 AM
this may be the post that drives Pr3ssur3 over the deep end.

;ets pull up a lawn chair and wait.
stubbornforgey
11-20-2006, 11:50 AM
this may be the post that drives Pr3ssur3 over the deep end.

;ets pull up a lawn chair and wait.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
'gets the pretzels and coke'
yups em waiting too ..
stygianwitch
11-20-2006, 11:51 AM
i'm here too, this is gonna be fun to watch, get the bacardi on ice :cool:
Miss Olivia
11-20-2006, 11:51 AM
Cats and insects are terrible, but marmots are the worst. Nothing will break your heart faster than a marmot.
stubbornforgey
11-20-2006, 11:54 AM
well i actually had my heart broken by a caterpillar once..
i looked after it..then oneday i went to look and it was gone..
I know it changed into a butterfly but..it couldve left me a thank you note
or something :D
crabapple
11-20-2006, 12:03 PM
Go here and you can get your own "Make Mine Marmot" all-marmot screensaver. They also have P-Dawg and other assorted squirrel screensavers.

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/calendar/calendar.html
stygianwitch
11-20-2006, 12:05 PM
i really miss Fred, he was this really big spider (oops, sorry Miss O, should have put a warning on it) that lived under the units in the kitchen of my old house, he never came out to say goodbye when i left, i mean it's not like i wouldn't have brought him with me but no he obviously wanted to stay with the new owners..... they probably stepped on him by now, bloody thing was big enough to be brave :D
stubbornforgey
11-20-2006, 12:06 PM
i really miss Fred, he was this really big spider (oops, sorry Miss O, should have put a warning on it) that lived under the units in the kitchen of my old house, he never came out to say goodbye when i left, i mean it's not like i wouldn't have brought him with me but no he obviously wanted to stay with the new owners..... they probably stepped on him by now, bloody thing was big enough to be brave :D


this brings a tear to my eye 'weep'
Miss Olivia
11-20-2006, 12:09 PM
As long as he didn't play the guitar and sing "Rocky Mountain High" I'm ok.:p
Vodstok
11-20-2006, 12:15 PM
Cats and insects are terrible, but marmots are the worst. Nothing will break your heart faster than a marmot.

Marmots and first girlfriends. Heartbreakers.


Marmots, first girlfriends, and Okapis....
stubbornforgey
11-20-2006, 12:18 PM
don't forget the slutty cats that wave thier hoochie poochies in front of
any one that feeds them 'shakes her head' :(
stygianwitch
11-20-2006, 02:18 PM
don't forget the slutty cats that wave thier hoochie poochies in front of
any one that feeds them 'shakes her head' :(

i think his hoochie poochie floofy puss was just trying to show him how much he means to her, cos let's face it...

'you're nobody til you've been ignored by a cat'

which would mean crabapple's a real somebody now :D
stygianwitch
11-20-2006, 02:38 PM
your nuts :D


hoochie poochie nuts or poo-nuts???? :p
PR3SSUR3
11-20-2006, 03:09 PM
http://www.calit2.net/events/igrid2005/wp-content/DeadCat.jpg
urgeok
11-20-2006, 03:11 PM
http://www.calit2.net/events/igrid2005/wp-content/DeadCat.jpg


i was going to ask if dead cat was your search criteria ... then i saw the IMG path in the quote :D
crabapple
11-20-2006, 03:36 PM
ur mean:( :( :(
;)
PR3SSUR3
11-20-2006, 03:46 PM
For the record, I think cats are ace - completely different from dogs, but then I've never really understood the rush to make comparisons anyway.

In Google Images, some noob called this 'Poor Dead Pussy':-

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/18226/18226-h/images/illus-poor-dead.png

:D
Spec7ral
11-20-2006, 04:12 PM
rabbit season?
PR3SSUR3
11-20-2006, 04:20 PM
Duck season.
stubbornforgey
11-20-2006, 07:19 PM
Looks nervously around..
is it ask this ??


'lowers her eyes'..
has umm anyone ever 'you know'..
eaten a worm..??
I tried it when i was a youngun at .. :o 19
Miss Olivia
11-20-2006, 07:43 PM
Looks nervously around..
is it ask this ??


'lowers her eyes'..
has umm anyone ever 'you know'..
eaten a worm..??
I tried it when i was a youngun at .. :o 19


No, but I used to swallow live goldfish when I was younger.
Sometimes I picture little fishy skeletons lurking in my stomach.:D
kpropain
11-20-2006, 08:01 PM
When you need to show your cat who's the boss:D

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2314/catcarrier2bd6.jpg