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Vodstok
11-13-2006, 07:20 AM
6000 cds sold in its first week. Didnt Alaniss Morrisette sell over 3 million in her first week with her second album?

bwind22
11-13-2006, 07:23 AM
6000 still is a lot higher than I would have guessed. He'd better not quit his dayjob... Oh wait, his dayjob just filed for divorce. Well, in that case, he'd better stick to wrestling... Oh wait, his career there is over now too. I guess that just leaves him back where he started.... Back up dancer.

urgeok
11-13-2006, 07:40 AM
who in the what is K-Fed ?

Roderick Usher
11-13-2006, 07:42 AM
he's now Fed-Ex

and he's selling a porno tape of his wedding night with that piece of trailer trash

Vodstok
11-13-2006, 07:45 AM
he's now Fed-Ex

and he's selling a porno tape of his wedding night with that piece of trailer trash

Really? Dumb bitch... Who the hell is THAT stupid these days? Okay, Silly question


To Urge:
K-Fed = Kevin Fedderline, the very fertile soon to be ex-spouse of musical (and all around) genius Britney Spears.

urgeok
11-13-2006, 08:03 AM
Really? Dumb bitch... Who the hell is THAT stupid these days? Okay, Silly question


To Urge:
K-Fed = Kevin Fedderline, the very fertile soon to be ex-spouse of musical (and all around) genius Britney Spears.


and he's selling a tape of him and brittney ?

haw !

'celebrities' really should stop and get to know people on a human level before they marry them.

if the relationship starts as a business deal, dont be suprised at the business deals at the end of the relationship

Zero
11-13-2006, 08:03 AM
Really? Dumb bitch... Who the hell is THAT stupid these days? Okay, Silly question


To Urge:
K-Fed = Kevin Fedderline, the very fertile soon to be ex-spouse of musical (and all around) genius Britney Spears.

don't be fooled - urge knows who k-fed is - who do you think bought those 6000 CDs? he's currently rolling around naked on 6000 copies of the liner notes

Vodstok
11-13-2006, 08:06 AM
and he's selling a tape of him and brittney ?

haw !

'celebrities' really should stop and get to know people on a human level before they marry them.

if the relationship starts as a business deal, dont be suprised at the business deals at the end of the relationship

I could see Kevin viewing their marriage as a business deal, but what the hell could brit be getting out of a relationship with a white trash never-been?

urgeok
11-13-2006, 08:08 AM
I could see Kevin viewing their marriage as a business deal, but what the hell could brit be getting out of a relationship with a white trash never-been?


a baby and respectability ... remember she's trying to model herself after madonna

Vodstok
11-13-2006, 08:09 AM
respectability


That made me laugh :)


And she got two kids out of the deal. Maybe #2 wont suffer as many head injuries. Poor little guy will probably have to wait to ride in the front seat though....:D

Roderick Usher
11-13-2006, 08:11 AM
How long till the first child is in rehab? 10 years? 6?

urgeok
11-13-2006, 08:13 AM
maybe Francis Bean can babysit them and seal the deal

Vodstok
11-13-2006, 08:14 AM
How long till the first child is in rehab? 10 years? 6?

if that. He reminds me of vermin. No matter how stupid and usesless a particular type of vermin is, they alway find their niche and breed by the thousands...

K-Fed: Entertainment's cockroach



His "trivia" on IMDB. Its very spinal tap in how mediocre he is...
http://imdb.com/name/nm1549077/bio

bwind22
11-13-2006, 08:15 AM
Just to illustrate the high level of intelligence Ms. Spears has...

She married a fuckin' backup dancer and didn't make him sign a pre-nup! Hahahahahahahaahahah! Dumb bitch.

Vodstok
11-13-2006, 08:17 AM
Just to illustrate the high level of intelligence Ms. Spears has...

She married a fuckin' backup dancer and didn't make him sign a pre-nup! Hahahahahahahaahahah! Dumb bitch.

I was wondering about that....

God, the first thing that i thought of when i read "dumb botch" was the osuthpark episode where Bebe grew boobs, and by the end the boys have gone full cycle with the breast obsession, and Wendy walks into class dressed liek a hooker with breast implants, and cartman shots "What a stupid bitch!"

then they roll credits. That had me in stiches...

Miss Olivia
11-13-2006, 09:45 AM
The Britney Spears comeback tour: *Britney in a wheelchair with a huge gut and numerous stretch marks on stomach and mouth*
"Hey yall!!! I may have lost a foot to diabetes, but I'm still sexy y'all!!!
*belches*
"Now I'm gonna dance for ya!"
*maneuvers wheelchair back and forth, until a wrong move sends her crashing into the speakers, bursting into flame*

Vodstok
11-13-2006, 09:46 AM
The Britney Spears comeback tour: *Britney in a wheelchair with a huge gut and numerous stretch marks on stomach and mouth*
"Hey yall!!! I may have lost a foot to diabetes, but I'm still sexy y'all!!!
*belches*
"Now I'm gonna dance for ya!"
*maneuvers wheelchair back and forth, until a wrong move sends her crashing into the speakers, bursting into flame*

"oops, I did it again."

Miss Olivia
11-13-2006, 09:53 AM
Britney Spears for Depends adult undergarments:

Oops, she did it AGAIN....

Vodstok
11-13-2006, 09:57 AM
Hey, if she ends up dating Tom Sizemore, we can make a "Hit me baby, one more time" joke :)

Miss Olivia
11-13-2006, 10:05 AM
ROTFLMFAO

Oops, HE did it again.:D

GetrDone
11-13-2006, 10:12 AM
The thing is he told her he is selling the tape if she doesn't give me i believe 16 million and custody of their children. he has an offer of 27 million for the tape

urgeok
11-13-2006, 10:13 AM
The thing is he told her he is selling the tape if she doesn't give me i believe 16 million and custody of their children. he has an offer of 27 million for the tape

that offer came from omcdave .. i dont think he really has the money though.

Zero
11-13-2006, 10:16 AM
that offer came from omcdave .. i dont think he really has the money though.

i heard the offer came from Urge - but he wanted to digitally impose his body over brittany's for some hot k-fed lovin!

urgeok
11-13-2006, 10:27 AM
i heard the offer came from Urge - but he wanted to digitally impose his body over brittany's for some hot k-fed lovin!

not until i know what he looks like..

Vodstok
11-13-2006, 10:30 AM
not until i know what he looks like..

http://www.abc.net.au/news/features/img/Entertainmentblog/2005/december/20051226kevin.jpg


you want him....

Zero
11-13-2006, 10:30 AM
http://www.abc.net.au/news/features/img/Entertainmentblog/2005/december/20051226kevin.jpg


you want him....

great- now you'll get urge all excited

urgeok
11-13-2006, 10:35 AM
http://www.abc.net.au/news/features/img/Entertainmentblog/2005/december/20051226kevin.jpg


you want him....



ick !! no way jose !

ShankS
11-13-2006, 10:44 AM
any one got a torrent link for this porno then?

Vodstok
11-13-2006, 11:16 AM
any one got a torrent link for this porno then?

I dont think it is out yet.


This should fill the void, thought. She is not a msart girl...:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HwZeArBsO_M

Ginger<3
11-13-2006, 11:48 AM
i don't really get the britney bashing. she's made some mistakes and bad choices but who hasn't?

X¤MurderDoll¤X
11-13-2006, 11:50 AM
I love K-Fed.

I bought two copies of playing with fire and I'm not even kidding. His songs are hilariously bad, and the fact that it's kevin federline makes them even better. ;)

Watch the jimmy kimmel show "Doin' fine with Kevin Federline" bits on youtube.

Vodstok
11-13-2006, 11:59 AM
i don't really get the britney bashing. she's made some mistakes and bad choices but who hasn't?

Because:
A. Its easy
B. Its fun
C. She used to cancel shows on a whim because shit wasnt going her way
D. She is and IDIOT


She is not a good person. i dont care WHY, unless it is the only way to save your kid from impending death, you DONT ride with a child in your lap, and you certainly dont drive that way. You really should not drop them on their heads either.

The Flayed One
11-13-2006, 12:01 PM
i don't really get the britney bashing. she's made some mistakes and bad choices but who hasn't?

Me. Possibly Angra.

stubbornforgey
11-13-2006, 12:05 PM
shit yeah..she would have to be one of the worst superstar mums ever.
Ppl are just buying kfeds cd now cos of who he was married too..otherwise
HE SUCKS..

Vodstok
11-13-2006, 12:11 PM
Murderdoll gave you the reason he is selling cds:

Camp value. He is just this year's william hung.

Maybe they can get together and do a ricky martin remake :D

X¤MurderDoll¤X
11-13-2006, 12:14 PM
just another celebrity that's pretty and dumb imo. She's a hick, but whatever.

urgeok
11-13-2006, 12:20 PM
i try to avoid the 'so and so is a bad influence' parental trap .. but i have to say that B. Spears is probably the worst roll model for young girls ever.

except maybe lil kim.

(i have to admit though - lil kim turns me on ... what is it with me and dirty girls anyway ?)

Vodstok
11-13-2006, 12:26 PM
i try to avoid the 'so and so is a bad influence' parental trap .. but i have to say that B. Spears is probably the worst roll model for young girls ever.

except maybe lil kim.

(i have to admit though - lil kim turns me on ... what is it with me and dirty girls anyway ?)

I dont think Lil Kim is trying to say she's a good role model for little girls though. By that logic, Traci Lords and Jenna Jameson are pretty crappy role models too.

urgeok
11-13-2006, 12:30 PM
I dont think Lil Kim is trying to say she's a good role model for little girls though. By that logic, Traci Lords and Jenna Jameson are pretty crappy role models too.


well, hopefully the porn of lords and jameson arent getting as wide of an exposure as the videos of spears and her ilk..

next up on MTV ... we go old school - traci shows us how a 16 year old earns 100X the money she would if she had a paper route.

Vodstok
11-13-2006, 12:32 PM
well, hopefully the porn of lords and jameson arent getting as wide of an exposure as the videos of spears and her ilk..

next up on MTV ... we go old school - traci shows us how a 16 year old earns 100X the money she would if she had a paper route.

Give them time... All it take sis a weekend watching E! True Hollywood stories.


Traci Lords is horrible for girls self esteem.. By 15 she had a killer body and a really lucrative career....

X¤MurderDoll¤X
11-13-2006, 12:58 PM
Stripping is an amazing job. Great hours, Great pay...

not for me though.

The_Return
11-13-2006, 01:20 PM
he's now Fed-Ex

Bwahahaha

Normally I couldnt care less about this celebrity shit...but that made me laugh:D

Zero
11-13-2006, 01:32 PM
Stripping is an amazing job. Great hours, Great pay...

not for me though.

booooooo

:D

Ginger<3
11-13-2006, 01:38 PM
You really should not drop them on their heads either.

yeah cause she dropped it on purpose. :rolleyes:

urgeok
11-13-2006, 02:01 PM
Stripping is an amazing job. Great hours, Great pay...

not for me though.


not really great pay !

one of the things you find out later - is how valuable benefits are..
(health and dental, etc)

hitman3005
11-13-2006, 02:12 PM
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n166/hitman3005/3ydp444.jpg..........

GetrDone
11-13-2006, 03:11 PM
any one got a torrent link for this porno then?

when the torrent comes out I'll let you know lol

kpropain
11-13-2006, 03:33 PM
This dude is such a fucking joke, and he's married to(well not for long anyway) the skankiest, ok second skankiest chick next to Paris Hilton...

And that Fed-Ex comment cracked me the fuck up...:D

Haunted
11-13-2006, 04:31 PM
Why is there a thread about Kevin Fedex and Britny? Britany?...Whatever...Spears on this forum? I guess you could label this as horror... very disturbing horror.


By the way, there was a prenup. I read about it in People.:D

Despare
11-13-2006, 04:41 PM
For comparrison, K-Fed debuted at #151 on the charts while another white rapper (and pro wrestler) John Cena debuted at #15. Ouch.

hitman3005
11-13-2006, 07:24 PM
Ya, now K-fed and Cena are gonna wrestle eachother on New Year's Eve, on Raw. lol

Despare
11-13-2006, 07:29 PM
Ya, now K-fed and Cena are gonna wrestle eachother on New Year's Eve, on Raw. lol

That's why I used the comparrison. I remember "K-Fed" saying that his album was legit and would hit big time but it debuted lower than Cena's. Ouch.

The Mothman
11-13-2006, 07:31 PM
anyone seen the Kevin Federline vs. Justin Timberlake Celebrity Deathmatch? pretty funny.

bwind22
11-13-2006, 11:36 PM
By the way, there was a prenup. I read about it in People.:D


Really? I had heard there wasn't. Also, I heard Paul McCartney didn't make that 1 legged devil woman sign one either.

bwind22
11-13-2006, 11:38 PM
That's why I used the comparrison. I remember "K-Fed" saying that his album was legit and would hit big time but it debuted lower than Cena's. Ouch.

Not just lower, but WAAAAAAAY lower... Like 136 spots lower. haha. That's bad. I don't know what's worse... The fact that KFed thinks he's a good rapper or the fact that everyone else seems to think John Cena is.

bwind22
11-13-2006, 11:44 PM
I feel sorry for K-Fed. Do you realize how shitty it must be to be him right now?

Yeah, let's all feel sorry for that jack ass. The dude left his pregnant girlfriend for Britney. (What a scumbag.)

Then he spent 2 years fuckin' an international superstar, parlayed her success into an album & wrestling contract for himself, and became a household name because of all this. As much as it pains me to admit, the guy is now just as much of a "justifiable" celebrity as Paris Hilton is, and he owes it all to Britney Spears.

Now she dumps him, and because they are a "celebrity couple", the press is all over it and you pity him? Fuck that. The dude got & is getting everything he's ever wanted. He wanted fame & fortune, now he's got it.... And everything else that goes hand in hand with it, including negative press and people forming opinions about him. I don't pity him at all.