View Full Version : The "Shameless Self Promotion" Thread
Vodstok
11-10-2006, 05:14 AM
Yes, I am the most obvious and shamelessself-pimping attention whore in the place. I know this, I embrace it.
The point of this is for all the retards that join simply to hawk their wares, this is the place to do it with at least a minimum of flaming. We cant get any one *cough * Horror! *cough* to make an "Advertiser's forum", so this is my solution.
Maybe it can get sticked or somehting...
anyway, I'll get the ball rolling...:
My stories. Read 'em. Give me feedback. TRhnak you and goodnight.
Abuse (http://horror.com/forum/member.php?u=1818)
Bearwood (http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25945)
The Eating Tree (http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25578)
The Safe (http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23748)
Justice (http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16294)
Father Dillon's Funeral (http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5539)
Vodstok
11-10-2006, 06:52 AM
No, i will never quit. I am like the Annoying Terminator.
It looks like you're gonna be the only one posting in this thread Vod.
wait............D'OH
urgeok
11-10-2006, 08:03 AM
It looks like you're gonna be the only one posting in this thread Vod.
wait............D'OH
you dummy, now look what you did !
.... er, oops
The Flayed One
11-10-2006, 08:07 AM
Ok. I hardly ever do this, but I do have an eBay auction ending soon.
Collectible Piggy Bank (http://cgi.ebay.com/COLLECTIBLE-SPAM-BANK-BY-HORMEL_W0QQitemZ180046816016QQihZ008QQcategoryZ152 6QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)
Vodstok
11-10-2006, 08:14 AM
See?! Its not just for me!
Dont apologize, this is the place that even the single post losers should be free from harassment.
urgeok
11-10-2006, 08:30 AM
i'm selling some of my 'well worn' underwear if any one is interested.
i do a couple hours on a bicycle on a hot day ... then seal the underwear in airtight bags.
please specify if you want With Holes or Without....
Vodstok
11-10-2006, 08:31 AM
i'm selling some of my 'well worn' underwear if any one is interested.
i do a couple hours on a bicycle on a hot day ... then seal the underwear in airtight bags.
please specify if you want With Holes or Without....
The bag or the underwear?
urgeok
11-10-2006, 08:35 AM
The bag or the underwear?
the underwear ..
judging from your interest - should i put you down for 2 of each ? :p
Vodstok
11-10-2006, 08:36 AM
the underwear ..
judging from your interest - should i put you down for 2 of each ? :p
Only if you dont wipe first. I have a contact in Europe with a fetish site. Think "8mm", but with poop.
urgeok
11-10-2006, 08:50 AM
Only if you dont wipe first. I have a contact in Europe with a fetish site. Think "8mm", but with poop.
that just went way grosser than i was prepared to go ..
Vodstok
11-10-2006, 08:52 AM
Hah!
I dont nudge or push the envelope.. I just shoved it :)
urgeok
11-10-2006, 08:53 AM
Hah!
I dont nudge or push the envelope.. I just shoved it :)
right up a soiled anus !
woah ! papercuts !
Vodstok
11-10-2006, 08:58 AM
right up a soiled anus !
woah ! papercuts !
Couldnt make them taste any worse....
Abuse (http://horror.com/forum/member.php?u=1818)
Bearwood (http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25945)
The Eating Tree (http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25578)
The Safe (http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23748)
Justice (http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16294)
Father Dillon's Funeral (http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5539)
Vodstok
11-10-2006, 01:05 PM
Look what i found on the floor
(picks up thread and dusts it off)
neverending
11-10-2006, 04:18 PM
Well, I'll do some promotion. I run an internet radio station. Been on the air about 6 years now. During October I play Halloween related stuff, and I get a lot of listeners. It's my most popular time. Even a few folks from here tuned in this year. But the rest of the time I play a wide variety of music and comedy. It pretty much mirrors my own musical taste. I've been a collector of music for almost 40 years and my taste has always run toward the strange, obscure and the unusual.
I'm continually adding stuff from my own collection, as well as new independent artists that send me their music to play. My library ranges from the oldest surviving sound recording (the soundtrack to an experimental talking clock, from 1876), to early blues & tin pan alley, experimental electronic music from the 40's on up, rare pop & rock from the 50's - 70's, comedy music, and some more normal stuff like folk, celtic, ambient, singer/songwriters, new age, soundtracks, classical, exotica, prog and many other styles.
What you WON'T hear is stuff that's currently popular- rap, hip-hop, metal, what they call r & b today, etc. So, it's not for everybody. In fact, it's not for very many at all. It's for people who are music lovers in the truest sense- they like a wide variety of music, and they love discovering music they might not have heard before.
I created the station to showcase music that's slipped through the cracks of musical history, to expand people's musical appreciation, and to feature new music that can't get on traditional radio today because the major labels have those venues sewn up. Along the way I've been noticed by some folks that have helped make all the effort worthwhile. A few years ago I was approached by Vic Mizzy's agent to do an interview with him. Vic Mizzy wrote the theme songs to Green Acres & The Addams Family, as well as scoring many movies like The Night Walkers & The Ghost and Mr. Chicken. That interview was not only a highlight of my radio station, but of my life as well. I was also personally contacted by Shawn Phillips, one of my musical heros from the 70's, who wanted me to feature his music on my station.
I don't run any ads, you don't have to join anything to listen to my station, I don't make any money from it at all. I just do it so people can hear this music. Check it out, maybe, if you consider yourself musically adventurous. Thanks for reading this post.
http://www.NeverEndingWonder.com
http://www.neverendingwonder.com/newspaceban.jpg
Vodstok
11-13-2006, 06:36 AM
....
We get 30 morons a week signing up just to say they have crap for sale on Ebay or something stupid, I give them a homne and NO ONE posts anything.... Except 2 people....