HDC Top 10 members! Chosen by you!

[ferretchucker]

Okay, i loved the HDC 100 by flayed so i thought i'd do this. Although it has probably been done before i would like all of you to send in your favourite members in each category to me by PMing me. On Saturday night at around ten o'clock (in english time) I will announce the winners. Here are the ten categories, only send in one name for each one!

1. Best Moderator
2. Funniest Thread Starter
3. Most Newbish
4. Best Signature
5. Best name
6. Most fun to talk to
7. Best Picture Poster
8. Most loyal member
9. Best thread started
10. Favourite Member

[urgeok]

dont think so

[Vodstok]

this will head downhill very quickly, with hurt feelings and overblown egos.


I will probably be back to see if i was nominated for anything, btu then again, i can be quiote childish

[urgeok]

this will head downhill very quickly, with hurt feelings and overblown egos.


I will probably be back to see if i was nominated for anything, btu then again, i can be quiote childish

quiote, quiote !

[Vodstok]

damn, i misspelled "quixote"...

[ferretchucker]

come on, its just a bit of fun!

[The_Return]

We have an anual awards thing that is bacially the same as this. I'll dig up the last one for you.

[ferretchucker]

i know, ive seen them, i just wanted to find out some categories of my own.

[urgeok]

damn, i misspelled "quixote"...

but at least you got BTU right ..

assuming you were talking about air conditioners :)

[ferretchucker]

i thought itstood for bicentural terror underdogs

[bloodrayne]

Dammit...I was searching for a good 'prepare to be flamed' picture...I couldn't find one


Now it's kinda too late...

[ferretchucker]

this has been bugging mefor ages, is that pic on your avatar you rayne? I cant quite decide, if so, cool outfit.:p

[The_Return]

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22083

The awards arent actually posted until page 2.

[urgeok]

1. Biggest Asshole
2. Stupidest Thread Starter
3. Most typos
4. Ugliest Member
5. Worst Taste In Movies
6. Biggest Waste Of Space
7. Most Obnoxious Troll
8. Perv of the Year
9. Most Hated
10. Toughest Self Proclaimed Badass.


ok everyone - vote !!


I know i have at least 4 of these locked !

[bloodrayne]

this has been bugging mefor ages, is that pic on your avatar you rayne? I cant quite decide, if so, cool outfit.:pYes, it's me...about a year and a half ago, before I got pregnant...I'm fat now :p

[bloodrayne]

1. Biggest Asshole
2. Stupidest Thread Starter
3. Most typos
4. Ugliest Member
5. Worst Taste In Movies
6. Biggest Waste Of Space
7. Most Obnoxious Troll
8. Perv of the Year
9. Most Hated
10. Toughest Self Proclaimed Badass.


ok everyone - vote !!


I know i have at least 4 of these locked !DUDE...I can think of ONE person that fits almost ALL of those

[Vodstok]

Yes, it's me...about a year and a half ago, before I got pregnant...I'm fat now :p

God... all women who have had kids think they are fat...


I orefer to refer to bree as "Bosomly improved and rounder of hip"....

[ferretchucker]

you hurt my feelingrayne, you hurt them. What is your son/daughter called?

[urgeok]

DUDE...I can think of ONE person that fits almost ALL of those


you and me both.


i mean .. i also know hahahahahaahha

[stubbornforgey]

God... all women who have had kids think they are fat...




I orefer to refer to bree as "Bosomly improved and rounder of hip"....

HA..try chubby thighs' :o

[Elvis_Christ]

Baby got back

[urgeok]

Baby got back all the way to next Tuesday, Yo !!

[urgeok]

i vote for urgeok on all !


wrong list

[The Flayed One]

i vote for urgeok on all !

1. Creepiest furry licking avatar
2. Man who wears the most wooden shoes
3. Guy most refered to as urgeok
4. Person most bugged for DVDs
5. Person who was asked for Dr. Giggles DVD and mailed them the least
6. Oldest HDC member
7. Member who said they'd never visit the General Forum again, yet did.
8. Worst Canadian
9. Best Canadian
10. Guy who's pestered the most about obscure movies


I think that sums it up nicely:D

[Elvis_Christ]

i vote for urgeok on all !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wear/gay/images/gay_couple_270.jpg

[Zero]

1. Biggest Asshole
2. Stupidest Thread Starter
3. Most typos
4. Ugliest Member
5. Worst Taste In Movies
6. Biggest Waste Of Space
7. Most Obnoxious Troll
8. Perv of the Year
9. Most Hated
10. Toughest Self Proclaimed Badass.

!
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/grammy2.jpg

*ahem* i'd like to begin by thanking the academy for recognizing this amazing body of work i have put together. although, in fairness, if you didn't recognize how much i deserve all these awards the mud would really be in your face, not mine. after all, the real question was 'are you smart enough to perceive the brilliance that is me.' my brilliance was, well really still is and for that matter always shall be, self evident.

so, in closing and come to think of it, i think the academy should be thanking me for doing work so amazing that it justified the existence of your petty awards show in the first place. let's face it - without me these awards would just be meaningless categories going to people who we all know would be just faking it. Therefore, the only thing i can say is: "You're Welcome!"

[kpropain]

Okay, i loved the HDC 100 by flayed so i thought i'd do this. Although it has probably been done before i would like all of you to send in your favourite members in each category to me by PMing me. On Saturday night at around ten o'clock (in english time) I will announce the winners. Here are the ten categories, only send in one name for each one!

1. Best Moderator
2. Funniest Thread Starter
3. Most Newbish
4. Best Signature
5. Best name
6. Most fun to talk to
7. Best Picture Poster
8. Most loyal member
9. Best thread started
10. Favourite Member

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/4253/flameonhousefiredf0.jpg

[Angra]

1. Biggest Asshole
2. Stupidest Thread Starter
3. Most typos
4. Ugliest Member
5. Worst Taste In Movies
6. Biggest Waste Of Space
7. Most Obnoxious Troll
8. Perv of the Year
9. Most Hated
10. Toughest Self Proclaimed Badass.


ok everyone - vote !!


I know i have at least 4 of these locked !


LOL


I think it will be a tie between you and Bigloader, Urge. ;)

:p

[ferretchucker]

okay, i have had a few PM's but not enough. Even if you dont like it, just vote! It willbe your chance to call someone a big noob and we can start a war between urge and rayne for best mod!

aLL I CAN SY IS "let the games begin!"

[urgeok]

okay, i have had a few PM's but not enough. Even if you dont like it, just vote! It willbe your chance to call someone a big noob and we can start a war between urge and rayne for best mod!

aLL I CAN SY IS "let the games begin!"


considering i was a mod for 1 week almost a year ago, it should be some war

[Angra]

considering i was a mod for 1 week almost a year ago, it should be some war


Tell me about it..


I vote for AUSTIN. :D

[bloodrayne]

I really don't think this is going to go over well...This is a popularity contest...


When we have done our awards they were for 'relevant posts', 'irrelevant posts', 'most knowledgable', etcetera...None of the categories were about 'favorite' or 'hottest' members...We at least TRIED to keep it from being a 'who do you like the most?' contest...


EDIT: As far as moderator goes...Everyone already knows that Zwoti is the best moderator this forum has ever had...So, that category is kinda pointless...He does more than I do here, and he KNOWS HOW to do more things here than I do...So, without it being personal in the least, he IS, based on performance alone, the best we've got.

[newb]

I really don't think this is going to go over well...This is a popularity contest...


When we have done our awards they were for 'relevant posts', 'irrelevant posts', 'most knowledgable', etcetera...None of the categories were about 'favorite' or 'hottest' members...We at least TRIED to keep it from being a 'who do you like the most?' contest...


EDIT: As far as moderator goes...Everyone already knows that Zwoti is the best moderator this forum has ever had...So, that category is kinda pointless...He does more than I do here, and he KNOWS HOW to do more things here than I do...So, without it being personal in the least, he IS, based on performance alone, the best we've got.

But you look better in black leather.;)

[bloodrayne]

But you look better in black leather.;)Oh...I wouldn't be so sure about that...You ever seen any pix of Zwoti?...*wolf whistle*...lol

[newb]

Leather is too noisy for a ninja.

[bloodrayne]

Leather is too noisy for a ninja.Oooh...Good point :)



But, then again...When there's only a tiny bit of it, it really doesn't make any noise...

[newb]

Oooh...Good point :)



But, then again...When there's only a tiny bit of it, it really doesn't make any noise...

zwoti?----->http://www.lag.net/~robey/pics/seattle-leather-dude.jpg

[bloodrayne]

zwoti?----->http://www.lag.net/~robey/pics/seattle-leather-dude.jpgHaHa...Maybe...I was envisioning more of a g-string or micro miniskirt...But...that's just me :p


Can't do the chaps...Those WOULD be noisy...and they'd interfere with the ankle restraints, and riding crop/whip to skin contact...:D

[zwoti]

zwoti?----->http://www.lag.net/%7Erobey/pics/seattle-leather-dude.jpg


nice moustache



oh wait :o

[stubbornforgey]

I really don't think this is going to go over well...This is a popularity contest...


When we have done our awards they were for 'relevant posts', 'irrelevant posts', 'most knowledgable', etcetera...None of the categories were about 'favorite' or 'hottest' members...We at least TRIED to keep it from being a 'who do you like the most?' contest...


EDIT: As far as moderator goes...Everyone already knows that Zwoti is the best moderator this forum has ever had...So, that category is kinda pointless...He does more than I do here, and he KNOWS HOW to do more things here than I do...So, without it being personal in the least, he IS, based on performance alone, the best we've got.


nicely said..

hey ..aint that the dude from the village ppl??????

[stygianwitch]

nicely said..

hey ..aint that the dude from the village ppl??????

that was what i thought too

nice moustache

didn't look up that far ;)

[urgeok]

didn't look up that far ;)

i bet the guy's who's balls will be resting on it did :p :p

[Haunted]

@ Rayne- Not to be an ass kisser, but totally honest... You are a great moderator, very diplomatic, very democratic, and very much a part of the forum. For instance, the way you handled the "Bigloader incident" was superb. You got a good laugh from him, but when you decided that he wasn't going to get the hint and bugger off, you posted the "Here's how it's gonna go down" thread about banning him onsight. (It wasn't actually called that, but that was the gist of it). So, don't sell yourself short.

I think the three of you, Rayne, Zwoti, and Kpro, kick some ass as mods. Lala posted a very interesting thread earlier about adding an aditional moderator. She made excellent points in her case. However, another moderator is a lot more government at this point, especially if Austin returns.

[ferretchucker]

due to such bad publicity and views on this thread, ive decided not to carry on with it.

[stubbornforgey]

not being pervy or nothing,,
but what the hell has that dude got stuffed in his pants???

[ferretchucker]

a pair of scissors, unfortunatly, he put the blades thewrong way around...

[bloodrayne]

@ Rayne- Not to be an ass kisser, but totally honest... You are a great moderator, very diplomatic, very democratic, and very much a part of the forum. For instance, the way you handled the "Bigloader incident" was superb. You got a good laugh from him, but when you decided that he wasn't going to get the hint and bugger off, you posted the "Here's how it's gonna go down" thread about banning him onsight. (It wasn't actually called that, but that was the gist of it). So, don't sell yourself short.

I think the three of you, Rayne, Zwoti, and Kpro, kick some ass as mods. Lala posted a very interesting thread earlier about adding an aditional moderator. She made excellent points in her case. However, another moderator is a lot more government at this point, especially if Austin returns.That's very nice of you...The point I was trying to make is:

If you're going to do ANY type of awards, it should be based on the BEST, not the FAVORITE...

I am aware that everyone likes some people better here than others, but do we really need to point that out?

Awards are supposed to be given in recognition of something done well...The problem with MOST awards ceremonies (I don't remember the names of all of them, but they are apparently taken very seriously in their various industries), is that too many people rely on popularity, and those who truly work hard don't receive the accolades they deserve just because they didn't kiss ass hard enough...I think musicians suffer from this the most...Ever been to a 'Best Of The Bands' competition? The band who can get the most fans to show up, wins...That's bullshit...It SHOULD be based on who performs the best, don't ya think?...It's just unfair, and that's why it bothers me...

Zwoti and I may be favorites of some of the members here...But, solely based on BEST, Zwoti has it wrapped up

[urgeok]

i still think it would be great to do the 'biggest son of a bitch bastard' type of contest.

I'd be honored to be nominated for that bad boy :D

[Angra]

i still think it would be great to do the 'biggest son of a bitch bastard' type of contest.

I'd be honored to be nominated for that bad boy :D


Yes, that WOULD be a lot of fun, as long as people doesn´t take the awards too personally or/and gets offended about it.

[Zero]

i still think it would be great to do the 'biggest son of a bitch bastard' type of contest.

I'd be honored to be nominated for that bad boy :D

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/grammy2.jpg

[urgeok]

Yes, that WOULD be a lot of fun, as long as people doesn´t take the awards too personally or/and gets offended about it.


i wouldnt - but a lot of other people would.

[The Flayed One]

I think it'd be great. Kind of a comic spoof of the HDC Awards.

A roast thread for certain members would also be great. Maybe we could start a series of those?

[bloodrayne]

A roast thread for certain members would also be great. Maybe we could start a series of those?Now THAT would be funny...But, only for those 'less sensitive' members...

[urgeok]

hey, i already have to deal with being called the biggest post whore every year.

a title that seems to automatically go to the person withthe biggest post count regardless of the percentage of inane/irrelevant (to anything) posts made by other people :D

[Vodstok]

hey, i already have to deal with being called the biggest post whore every year.

a title that seems to automatically go to the person withthe biggest post count regardless of the percentage of inane/irrelevant (to anything) posts made by other people :D

I'm sure all 16 thousand whatever posts you have made are relevant... :D

[urgeok]

I'm sure all 16 thousand whatever posts you have made are relevant... :D


maybe 2 werent.


well, 3 now :D

[ShankS]

Relevance is all relative in relation to relativity.

[urgeok]

Relevance is all relative in relation to relativity.

relatively speaking of course.


damn, thats 4 now

[ShankS]

relatively speaking of course.


damn, thats 4 now

But you'll only accomplish what you set out to do, if accomplishing to do is to get Vod accomplished in spell checkers. :D

[ferretchucker]

THE ANTI-AWARDS!

1. Biggest thread whore (posts around with all the threads)
2. Most mod ass kisser.
3. Most bastardly to other members
4. Most old lady complainer like
5. Most lame joker
6. Biggest swearer (there's gonna be some fighting over this title)
7. Most stroppy
8. Most thread obese (posts the most on any thread)
9. Most irrelevantposts
10. Most sarcastic

Please only vote for those you know will not take offence, you can vote somebody into more than one category. PM me all votes, terms and conditions apply may not actually clean teeth. I will PM the winer of each category to ask them if they mind me puttingtheir name up. Lines close sunday, results posted monday.

[bloodrayne]

7. Most stroppy
What on earth does that mean?:confused:

[Vodstok]

What on earth does that mean?:confused:

ypports backwards. Duh.

[The Flayed One]

stroppy col adj :
belligerent, bad tempered, awkward to deal with.

[bloodrayne]

stroppy col adj :
belligerent, bad tempered, awkward to deal with.Thanks...I've never heard that word before...Will wonders never cease?...

[newb]

I'll take # 5

and fuckity fuck fucker fuck fuckit .....er....fuck...#6

#9

not to mention my fucking back is killing me and my tits are hitting the floor....#4

[urgeok]

i'll take #3 - you bunch of fucking retards.

[urgeok]

actually - 2 catagories are missing ...


1) biggest thread derailer ..(thats me hands down)

2) biggest thread killer (ferretchucker/omcdave - tie)
(following one of their posts is like following someone with the runs into the bathroom ... i just dont want to go there anymore.)

[tic]

Thanks...I've never heard that word before...Will wonders never cease?...

I think stroppy is a British word, hey I might win something ....... finally :rolleyes:

[Vodstok]

I take 10. No, I'm not being sarcastic right now.


Or maybe i am. I cant tell any more....

[stygianwitch]

I think stroppy is a British word, hey I might win something ....... finally :rolleyes:

yep, stroppy is an english word, means just what Flayed said


you win...*hug... hug... hug...mwah* happy :)

[tic]

deliriously so :D

or should that be DELIRIOUSLY SO :mad:

;)

[tic]

I take 10. No, I'm not being sarcastic right now.


Or maybe i am. I cant tell any more....

I might get a honorable mention for this as well. :cool:

[Zero]

1. Biggest thread whore (posts around with all the threads)
2. Most mod ass kisser.
3. Most bastardly to other members
4. Most old lady complainer like
5. Most lame joker
6. Biggest swearer (there's gonna be some fighting over this title)
7. Most stroppy
8. Most thread obese (posts the most on any thread)
9. Most irrelevant posts
10. Most sarcastic

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/grammy2.jpg

*ahem* i'd like to begin by thanking the academy for recognizing this amazing body of work i have put together. although, in fairness, if you didn't recognize how much i deserve all these awards the mud would really be in your face, not mine. after all, the real question was 'are you smart enough to perceive the brilliance that is me.' my brilliance was, well really still is and for that matter always shall be, self evident.

so, in closing and come to think of it, i think the academy should be thanking me for doing work so amazing that it justified the existence of your petty awards show in the first place. let's face it - without me these awards would just be meaningless categories going to people who we all know would be just faking it. Therefore, the only thing i can say is: "You're Welcome!"

[tic]

1. Biggest thread whore (posts around with all the threads)
2. Most mod ass kisser.
3. Most bastardly to other members
4. Most old lady complainer like
5. Most lame joker
6. Biggest swearer (there's gonna be some fighting over this title)
7. Most stroppy
8. Most thread obese (posts the most on any thread)
9. Most irrelevant posts
10. Most sarcastic

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/grammy2.jpg

*ahem* i'd like to begin by thanking the academy for recognizing this amazing body of work i have put together. although, in fairness, if you didn't recognize how much i deserve all these awards the mud would really be in your face, not mine. after all, the real question was 'are you smart enough to perceive the brilliance that is me.' my brilliance was, well really still is and for that matter always shall be, self evident.

so, in closing and come to think of it, i think the academy should be thanking me for doing work so amazing that it justified the existence of your petty awards show in the first place. let's face it - without me these awards would just be meaningless categories going to people who we all know would be just faking it. Therefore, the only thing i can say is: "You're Welcome!"

Sorry zero I was "awarded" No. 7 and I ain't giving it back, so there! :p

[ferretchucker]

stop arguing and start sending me nominations! you can only vote for yourself once! I havent recieved a single PM.

[newb]

Don't hold your breath.

[tic]

I think they are ignoring you again! :rolleyes:

[Haunted]

THE ANTI-AWARDS!

1. Biggest thread whore (posts around with all the threads)
2. Most mod ass kisser.
3. Most bastardly to other members
4. Most old lady complainer like
5. Most lame joker
6. Biggest swearer (there's gonna be some fighting over this title)
7. Most stroppy
8. Most thread obese (posts the most on any thread)
9. Most irrelevantposts
10. Most sarcastic

Please only vote for those you know will not take offence, you can vote somebody into more than one category. PM me all votes, terms and conditions apply may not actually clean teeth. I will PM the winer of each category to ask them if they mind me puttingtheir name up. Lines close sunday, results posted monday.

Ferret... You've got to be from another planet (not necessarily a bad thing), and don't try to tell me you're just English. My ex boyfriend was from New Castle and was living in Sheffield when we met. He went through British and out the other side. Plus, I'm talking to one of my oldest and dearest friends who's from Worksop in Yorkshire. Not to mention Zwoti, Shanks, Presser I would name some more, but I wonder about them as well(;) ). So, level with us. We won't tell the FBI, or Scotland Yard or whomever the hell it is.:D

[ferretchucker]

Da, it is true, my veal name is being Einshanv Svekenski. I am being sneaking out of the S.U. Please to be not telling ze KGB. Or i vill be execute.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

yay sexy time

[Zero]

Don't hold your breath.

hmm. on second thought - do. in fact, if i were you FC i'd use a big plastic bag to help make sure you hold that breath really really tight



:D

[ferretchucker]

im doing so right now. Nothings working. And all of my shopping fell out the whole in the bottom of the same bag! Supermarkets these days.

[Zero]

sheesh - cheap american made shopping bags! foiled again!

[Spec7ral]

bigloader is teh best.

renob a close second.

[Haunted]

Da, it is true, my veal name is being Einshanv Svekenski. I am being sneaking out of the S.U. Please to be not telling ze KGB. Or i vill be execute.

Yo kiddo, it could be that you're too young... Wait, those aren't really good excusesYo, kiddo, maybe it was before your time since you're fourteen.

The Soviet Union has disolved!!!! No need for the KGB...

However, the KGB might be lurking in some fashion or another, but nothing as intersting as the underground unit that they used to be. Y'ain't a uber cool ninja like our Zwoti.

There's a goal for you...

[stubbornforgey]

aw what were the categories again..???

[slasherman]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d54/slasherman1971/dask/bruce-willis-web.jpg

[ferretchucker]

thats what you think haunted. why, as we speak they exist. Joseph stalin was brought back as a robo-monster-demon-zombie.anyway, i was talking about the russian undeground group - KNARLEY GREAT BOXERS

[ferretchucker]

The results are in and....
1. Biggest thread whore (posts around with all the threads)
2. Most mod ass kisser.
3. Most bastardly to other members
4. Most old lady complainer like
5. Most lame joker
6. Biggest swearer (there's gonna be some fighting over this title)
7. Most stroppy
8. Most thread obese (posts the most on any thread)
9. Most irrelevantposts
10. Most sarcastic

the winners are

1. The Flayed One
2. N/A
3. Bigloader
4. Phalanx
5. ShankS
6. Omcdave
7. Disease
8. Ferretchucker
9. Omcdave
10. Vodstok
Welldone to you all! Everyone officially thinks you all (and me) suck! Heres your prize!
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/ferretchucker/goldenpoop.jpg

[ShankS]

...and on that note, here's a joke.

A man walked into the doctor's, he said "I've hurt my arm in several places." The doctor said "Well don't go there any more."

[ferretchucker]

just go play with the poo trophy!

[ShankS]

who the fuck voted me for number 5 anyway:D I'm going to fight them.

[Disease]

What's with that stroppy bullshit? I never saw any voteing ballots?

[tic]

hey, I'm the most stroppy. :mad: I demand a re-count !! :mad: :mad: ;)

[ferretchucker]

11. Most Ignored

winner - Tic!

[The Flayed One]

So I'm the biggest post whore now? Don't give me that. All the threads wanted it. Sluts.

[urgeok]

who the fuck voted me for number 5 anyway:D I'm going to fight them.


christ - obviously nobody voted for anything ..

[tic]

11. Most Ignored

winner - Tic!

You mean I'm that special I get an award all on my own?

What's the point in asking, I won't get a reply anyway :(

[PR3SSUR3]

Why is number 2 N/A, when it's Dave?

This is his favouritest mod in all the world:-

http://www.battlehype.com/content/ugly/ugly%20woman/01.jpg


:)

[ferretchucker]

It's N/A because i couldnt decide. :P

[ShankS]

It's N/A because i couldnt decide. :P

well that's no good then. I hereby anounce all ballots null & void. :p

[stubbornforgey]

oh boi..!!!

i would just like to say ..
WHY AINT THERE ANY WOMAN IN THERE..!!!

male chauvanist pigs..'spits n the ground' :o

[Disease]

So when you said "the results are in", what you realy ment to say was "I made a list of people myself because no one else wanted to participate so I just went ahead and did it anyway because I'm ......."

[ferretchucker]

what do women want?! You say "You stay here, I'll do all the work." and they say "oh, you just think women arent good at anything. Then you say "okay, you do it." and they say "you're making me do everything!" Never eat chips with a woman. She tells you she doesnt want anything so you dont get her anytrhing. Shes asks for some of your chips and u just have to say "IF YOU WANTED SOME, YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED ME TO BUY THEM! i'D RATHER BUY LOADS AND YOU ONLY EAT THREE THEN YOU KEEP ASKING FOR MINE!" She looks away, you dont talk til you've nearly finished when you say "You can finish them." and she replies "I dont want them now!" God women piss me off but i love them sooo much!

[urgeok]

So when you said "the results are in", what you realy ment to say was "I made a list of people myself because no one else wanted to participate so I just went ahead and did it anyway because I'm ......."


i imagine this to be the case

[massacre man]

Now THAT would be funny...But, only for those 'less sensitive' members...

PLEASE! Do me!

[VampiricClown]

DUDE...I can think of ONE person that fits almost ALL of those

Who???







Most Likely me!

[massacre man]

Who???







Most Likely me!

You can see the silver part without highlighting! It's like putting the easter egg on the coffee table!

[stubbornforgey]

So when you said "the results are in", what you realy ment to say was "I made a list of people myself because no one else wanted to participate so I just went ahead and did it anyway because I'm ......."

i third this too

[ferretchucker]

I forth it. I went on my own views when nobody participated. :P You have all been judged by me! Please send all complaints to dave.

[Spallalala]

Fucking lame I say.

[ferretchucker]

extra fucking lame. Super lame. Oh well, life isnt always perfect! I guess im jut unpopular

[Disease]

You got that right!

[ferretchucker]

What The Fuck Is Your Fucking Problem?!

[Disease]

you said it, I was only ensureing that you where right, no need to get nasty you hobgoblin!

[stubbornforgey]

LOL..some things will never change

[Vodstok]

people did vote for this list?...or are you shittin me ...and why im not no1 is beyond me .

I htought i was at the bottom of the list of the top, which would have been like a rusty medal. Ill take most sarcastic, especially since i nominated my self-promoting whore ass.

[tic]

what do women want?! You say "You stay here, I'll do all the work." and they say "oh, you just think women arent good at anything. Then you say "okay, you do it." and they say "you're making me do everything!" Never eat chips with a woman. She tells you she doesnt want anything so you dont get her anytrhing. Shes asks for some of your chips and u just have to say "IF YOU WANTED SOME, YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED ME TO BUY THEM! i'D RATHER BUY LOADS AND YOU ONLY EAT THREE THEN YOU KEEP ASKING FOR MINE!" She looks away, you dont talk til you've nearly finished when you say "You can finish them." and she replies "I dont want them now!" God women piss me off but i love them sooo much!

serial killer in the making, a la chucky

[Miss Olivia]

I was thinking more along the lines of Ed Gein.:p

[tic]

I wonder if there's an award for thread killer. I seem to put a curse on any thread I post to.

Tic the Thread Assassin :(

[Dante'sInferno]

Can i join in?Oh yeah you forgot one.

Member most mistaken for being on acid,but wasn't. Er...that's like shooting fish in a barrel.

[ferretchucker]

look disease, im sorry. I was just having a bad day. First i got a flat tire on the 2 mile ride to school, then i got a detention because i was late, then i lost my lunch money then i got another detention because i forgot my homework. Oh and Dave, i changed the categories. This is the anti-awards. Also, it was in no particular order.