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bloodrayne
11-08-2006, 08:45 AM
More shit from Josh...I wanna see if any of these tripped you guys up...


Below are four questions. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?



Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)








First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?






Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, and you are second!



Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?


Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?



You're not very good at this, are you?




Third Question:


Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?











Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!


Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.........Maybe



Okay, Last Question:


A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?












He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple..... Like you!



PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!





So...I passed it on to you guys :)

Angra
11-08-2006, 08:49 AM
Jesus Rayne. You must think we´re REEEEALLY dumb in here.... :rolleyes:

Vodstok
11-08-2006, 08:50 AM
reminds me of those stupid "Tickle" IQ tests....

On which i have routinely scored a 135 (supposedly genius....:rolleyes: )


I dont really trust a quiz from a dating site, though.

GetrDone
11-08-2006, 08:51 AM
Good Ones. Wont lie the mary one got me

stubbornforgey
11-08-2006, 09:56 AM
em not trying to be a smart ass or nothing but...
how do we know that mary's nickname aint nunu???:o

bloodrayne
11-08-2006, 10:07 AM
em not trying to be a smart ass or nothing but...
how do we know that mary's nickname aint nunu???:oHeh...Good point

Haunted
11-08-2006, 10:34 AM
Stubborn, that was absolutely brilliant, and therefore, I can no longer respond with my own smart-ass comment. I bow to you.:D

Roderick Usher
11-08-2006, 10:39 AM
3rd grade stuff

bloodrayne
11-08-2006, 10:43 AM
3rd grade stuffAr yoo mackin fun uf mie furd grayd edu...etuk..educke....EDYUKAYSHUN?!




:p