What Do YOU Need?

[bloodrayne]

This is funny...

Go to the Google search engine (Google.com, just in case anyone doesn't know :rolleyes: ) and type in your name and the word 'needs' after it, be sure to put the words in quotation marks so the search results will keep them together...For example: "John needs"....Copy/paste the description of the first (or funniest) website blurb that appears. (It should say something like: "John needs to shave") ...Try it...See what happens :)

This is what MINE said:


"Rayne needs to learn how to live in this community. How are her peers supposed to accept her if she keeps bouncing around?"

Funny, huh? :D

[monalisa]

OK, I used my real name and it's incredibly boring, but very odd, "Kathy needs lungs". When I tried monalisa it said some stupid shit about the movie with Julia Roberts in it. Oh well.

[Miss Olivia]

Playapixie: Dawn Needs a TripodDawn Needs a Tripod (Seattle Center Fountain), Canon EOS 20D w/50mm f1.8 prime ... This photo, courtesy of "Sort Randomly," is called Dawn Needs a Tripod. ...
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Dawn on the Run » Dawn Needs…..Dawn need to develop more speed endurance Mike will coach Dawn, now who the heck is Mike. ... Dawn needs an energetic and fun style to suit her personality ...
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www.myspace.com/87998I think dawn needs some man on man action! Hope to see ya Wednesday! Talk Human! Talk Human! i'm still laughing.. cocktail-bot. 1/2/2006 5:23 PM ...
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[knife_fight]

according to google, I need another beer.

"Travis needs another beer."

http://www.fatass.com/gallery/tsh-pty/tsh-pty5.html

from fatass.com. somehow I find that appropriate.

[bloodrayne]

dawn needs some man on man action! Hope to see ya Wednesday! :eek: :D ...That WAS funny

[Miss Olivia]

The crap you find on the internet is truly amazing.:eek:

[neverending]

Neverending Needs
Neverending Needs. that is right . this is going to be my page for all my needs . simple as i am , my needs are explosively massive . and it keeps building ...

[bloodrayne]

I did some for the people here at home...A lot of you know these guys :)


"Seri needs you all right now "
"Seri needs some cheering up"
"He's a beautiful boy and we feel he has just what Seri needs in a mate"
"Seri needs a pancake"
"Why the beetle Sericea needs such various metallic colors is still unknown"


"Shane needs more doing. I’m headed out to Doo-shane in about 20 minutes with my entire family (my brother, Ranger, visiting from Seattle included)."
"Shane needs to fall off a cliff"
"Shane needs a lot of time to build trust with adults. He is able to attach to his caregivers, but he becomes withdrawn and detached when things do not go his way"
"Shane needs someone sensitive who'll make him feel safe, secure and well loved"


"Dustin needs companion"
"Dustin needs to improve his ability to bend and play at a lower pad level"
"Dustin needs pen-pal Prison Pen-Pal Talk"
"Dustin needs to hit the weights. His arms have always been skinny for his size"
"Dustin needs a patient and loving family. Is that family you?"
"Dustin needs very simple and specific instructions in all things."
"Dustin needs to be physically carried, have special foods prepared and to be given his medications"
"Dustin needs to grow up a bit and realize that life is not simply handed to you."


"Alex needs your help"
"Alex needs some dirty deeds"
"Alex needs some shaking, stirring"
"Alex needs to freak out. He needs to freak out every day and every night"


"Ash needs to be removed from urban areas"
"Ash Needs A Pony Ride"
"Ash needs to talk better"
"Ash needs you as much as you need him"
"Ash needs to be buried"


"Jordan Needs a Heart"
"Jordan needs more prayers"
"Jordan needs more funds"
"Jordan needs to reach higher growth rates"


"Rich needs a shave"
"Rich Needs A Woman"
"Rich needs to check this out Lying In The Gutters"
"Rich needs UK mail order companies!"
"Rich needs V8"


These are funny, mostly because a LOT of them are TRUE...lol

[bloodrayne]

hows your man doing? and what does omcdave need?Dustin's still sore...He just went out the door to go to work

And...I forgot you were computer illiterate (even worse than ME)...I'll do yours for you:



"Dave needs a hug. Give Dave some love people. I think he needs it"
"Dave needs to start paying more attention to what Judi does around here."
"Dave needs Firefox and BugMeNot"
"Dave needs help walking through doors"
"Dave needs a vacation"
"Dave needs a big hand for what he has done"
"Dave needs a timeout."
"Dave needs dusting often."
"Dave needs support from a stable and harmonious family"



Haha...Some funny ones

[the_real_linda]

im a little confuzled but here goes...............


Rachel needs to have blush that is very bright and colorful


or my on screen name

Linda needs to stand up and be a real player. Okay, for a serious comment on this. I really am trying to be more authentic in every area of my life.

there goes

[Phalanx]

Phalanx needs its time info have updated from xboard via the 'time' command to make this level work well.

[bloodrayne]

Phalanx needs its time info have updated from xboard via the 'time' command to make this level work well.lol...Try it with 'Cheeba'...Some of those were funny...But the BEST ones were with your real name...

OH and one of Spal's (with her real name) said that she needs to find a toilet or she'll wet her pants...Try it with her name, too :)

[lovecraft]

ok here's mine

Michael needs to learn that for every man there is a condom, and a good condom is one that a man does not even know is there.

I need a condom.:o

[pinkfloyd45769]

Maggie needs an alibi, its some book i guess.♥

[urgeok]

i needs to gets workin on my book sorting prokect.
thats what i needs to do.

[hitman3005]

I used both my name and nickname:

Ponch needs a hot lady to dance the latin love lambada for

and for my name:

Frank needs Jesus

[bloodrayne]

Frank needs JesusTo dance the Latin Love Lambada for?...HAHA...Those were good ones

[Burning in Hell]

"Martin Needs Medical Treatment (or does he?)"

"I find it odd that people burning in hell needs to be a part of one's personal faith in Christ"

(Good thing some christians can't write, it's the only thing I found!)

[Nikkif8]

Or Nichole needs to get over to Flickr and start posting random pictures - because didn’t I read something on her blog about a digital camera?

So right now Nichole needs all the prayer she can get. We all love Lorenzo like he is ours by blood and none of us want to loose him. ...


Not very good ones :(

[stygianwitch]

Ok, this first one came up about 4 times on the first page...

Lynn needs to develop a larger repertoire of reading vocabulary :eek: ... i have a book collection of about 500 :confused:

Lynn needs inspiration
Lynn needs to study techniques
Lynn needs a new job
Lynn needs a blog

[tic]

I sometimes secrectly chat at work with Ian.
Ian is very understanding.
Ian thinks a lot about his new house.
When I think of my white adidas shoes, I think of Ian.
If I were alone in a room with Ian, I would try and find out if he's really that much like that guy I once had a crush on.
I think Ian should meet me when I'm in Britian this summer.
Ian needs an s&m slave(, hehe).
I want to hang around with Ian.
If I could describe Ian in a word: interesting.

I really like Ian.
Ian is intelligent, interesting and makes me laugh loads
Ian thinks a lot about sex and bowel habits
When I think of a half empty glass, I think of Ian.
If I were alone in a room with Ian, I would ??? censored
I think Ian should relax more and enjoy life
Ian needs a mentor
I want to meet for a coffee with Ian.
If I could describe Ian in a word: Complicated


I am not Ian.
Ian is a freaky eel boy.
Ian thinks a lot about harold bishop.
When I think of blue cheese, I think of Ian.
If I were alone in a room with Ian, I would not bother talking to him cos he wont listen anyway.
I think Ian should make more tea.
Ian needs a slap.
I want to play start a band with Ian.
If I could describe Ian in a word: hufter.



I don't know Ian.
Ian is a stranger to me.
Ian thinks a lot about things, but I don't know what they are.
When I think of this kid I knew when I was 10, I think of Ian.
If I were alone in a room with Ian, I would introduce myself.
I think Ian should keep on keeping on.
Ian needs what we all need.
I want to say hello to Ian.
If I could describe Ian in a word: unknown.

Who-ever it is, knows me quite a lot. :D

[ShankS]

shanks needs a room
Shanks needs little introduction in the Please check out ...
Shanks needs a reality check.
Shanks needs to do here is argue that the outcome really is not special.
Shanks needs to fill so many pages with boring matters (for 80% of his potential readers I guess) such as ...
Shanks needs an avatar.
Shanks needs to prove is that ancient Israel-Judah held a concept of a "backslider" - that is, that Deuteronomic concerns were the law of the land ...
Shanks needs to record an album of his own.
Shanks needs to watch out for that dreaded middle age spread as he approaches the big 4-0.
Shanks needs to brush up on his history. ...
Shanks needs to be putting less of his energy into spilling his retoric and try putting all of his energy in helping the survivors. ...
Shanks needs to make his first time tackles on Tuqiri. ...
Shanks needs help reducing calcium carbonate: Looking for a cost effective method of reducing calcium carbonate in a cold lime softening process
Shanks needs, a site filled with pictures, music videos, icons, links, a forum, tv guide, ebay links, and more.
Shanks needs to get a life.
SHANKS NEEDS TO BE ELIMINATED

after reading that lot, some pretty funny. The last two lol :D it was all in caps on google.

[AmericanManiac]

Well my name is rare so I only got one thing, my name is Jon-Erik but nothing came up so I put it together and this is what I got :


I think Jonerik needs to understand the question would be different if someone asked could you date an orthodox Jew and not simply a Jew

[Haunted]

Holy shit, it's almost like divination...

Heather Needs Men ...Now!
http://members.aol.com/hg1996/heather.htm

A Stitch in Haste Heather Needs Two Therapists
http://kipesquire.powerblogs.com/posts/1089236891.shtml

I don't need this, but it's funny...

Heather Needs New Boobs
http://heatherwantsboobs.blogspot.com/

[stygianwitch]

you dont need any off this stuff...you need a man!...oh here comes the flaming :eek:



http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l273/starbuck_2/Overkill.gif

[AmericanManiac]

If you guys want to see something really funny type in Failure and look what the first one is :p :p :p

[stygianwitch]

If you guys want to see something really funny type in Failure and look what the first one is :p :p :p

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l273/starbuck_2/rofl.gif

[alkytrio666]

Kevin needs your money...

Kevin needs expert witnesses...

Kevin needs guns and kung fu...

Kevin needs to pound like five more beers...




I guess these are all true. :)

[Haunted]

Look up failure...heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!! That was funny. Saw it coming, because it was sort of obvious, because, you know, it's true, but still.... I'm laughing like hell.

[Angra]

Look up failure...heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!! That was funny. Saw it coming, because it was sort of obvious, because, you know, it's true, but still.... I'm laughing like hell.



Yeah, nothing showed up.............. Fucking hilarious...

[AmericanManiac]

Yeah, nothing showed up.............. Fucking hilarious...

nothing showed up ?

[Spallalala]

Well I checked out Spallalala and only horror stuff came up haha..

But otherwise for my name I got:

Anna needs...

- to be excused from class today
- to find a toilet Anna needs him and he needs her
- a host


The first one was written many times haha..funny stuff.

[Angra]

nothing showed up ?

Nope..

I was rolling around on the floor laughing...

[Haunted]

Have you tried a different search engine?

[Trilby Wearin' Maniac]

Katie needs to figure out if she wants to move forward, maintain old friends, or what kind of person she is going to be.
Katie needs to "grow up" and give up the things of childhood.
Katie needs to hit Carl over the head with that Cow bell of his!
Katie Needs Some Sleep and Some Hardcore Spa Time!
Katie needs to consume 14g of fiber per 1000 kcal.
KATIE NEEDS TO GET AWAY FROM CRUISE HE IS NUTTIER THAN A FRUIT FLY.

Lmao! I could spend hours on this :D

[Roderick Usher]

"Roderick needs an excuse to go into the house and talk to the ghosts ..."

This one was a dead link - and it's killing me

[The_Return]

Hahahahaha, I got some awesome ones!


Andrew needs to take the pants off because he has a very nice ass

Andrew needs sleep, badly.

Andrew needs all the prayers he can get

Andrew needs to be hogtied for this!

Andrew desperately needs a belt

Andrew needs some consoling after the poor exchange

Andrew needs a family who can help him address his anger.

Andrew needs to know that he will be supported in maintaining his connection with his biological sister.

Andrew needs to get down on his hands and knees and beg forgiveness of Amanda and hope she is willing to return to Rocketboom.


Nothing good came up for any of my screennames...mostly all stuff that I'd posted here:p

[Elvis_Christ]

It said I need lots of help :(

[spookshowbitch]

I have to plead the 5th.

[Despare]

Petition Spot - Sean Needs Five Cakes


I would LOVE 5 cakes!!

Yahoo's - "said that any time that Despare needs help War is there for him"

[cactus]

cactus needs about 12 hours of darkness per day --- ok, I’ll buy that
cactus needs its dispersal agents to deposit its seeds near Mimosa ----hmmm
Cactus needs to modify the war file for the application for it to execute ----- sounds freaking cool
cactus needs to survive --- can’t argue with that one
cactus needs to be investigated --- no comment
cactus needs castrating ---- WHAT THE HELL?!?!
Cactus needs a resting period of time outdoors and special light treatment in order to produce --- yeah, now I do
Cactus needs it
cactus needs tender, loving care!


pretty cool...except for the castration.

[The_Return]

My last one is on it's last legs due to overuse.

Sounds like you have alot in common with it