what is the shittiest horror of the last 5 years? [Archive] - Horror.com Forums

The_Return

11-03-2006, 03:01 AM

Even though this thread comes up about once a week, I cant stress enough how fucking awful this movie is:

Jigsaw!

Avoid! View at your own risk!

It takes what could have been a semi-passable slasher plot and drives it into the ground, employs the worst actors ever to step infront of a camera, adds in a bunch of scenes that make no sence whatsoever...

Blah, even thinking about this movie pisses me off:mad:

doctor satan

11-03-2006, 03:28 AM

Allright i'm cheating & its not horror but this film is the worst i've ever seen in the last couple of years bad acting, direction, camerawork, screenplay & dialogue, fight choreography, its a piss poor ripoff of The Warriors with no redeeming qualities just a rancid steaming pile of shite.

http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/360920/Aussie_Park_Boyz/Product.html

alkytrio666

11-03-2006, 03:39 AM

The remake of The Fog, like someone already said.

Boogeyman.

I really did think Hostel was bad.

Angra

11-03-2006, 04:20 AM

Island of the dead

scaryminda15

11-03-2006, 04:24 AM

the movies i wanted to kill myself while watching were....

Boogeyman

The Village

The Grudge

and the winner for suckiest film ever (it isnt really horror more action) and it is and the award goes to the Kill Bill series, thank you for your attention.

gorbyak

11-03-2006, 04:44 AM

The Village

The Grudge

The Mothman

11-03-2006, 08:01 AM

i would have to say house of 1000 corpses. it really tried hard for that comic-book feel, but i think it ended up looking corny and nothing else, and failed miserably.

Burning in Hell

11-03-2006, 08:06 AM

Snoop Dogg’s Hood Of Horror!!

I thought it would be "funny bad", but it was not!

Roderick Usher

11-03-2006, 08:17 AM

High Tension
fucking turd of a film

The Mothman

11-03-2006, 08:23 AM

High Tension
fucking turd of a film

oh cmon now that film was gorgeous. i dont really mind the end that much.

Burning in Hell

11-03-2006, 08:39 AM

High Tension
fucking turd of a film

Couldn't disagree more...

BloodRedFlower

11-03-2006, 08:47 AM

The Grudge is being listed as on of the worst horror movies in the last 5 years? I didn't see it, but I read on the Forum that it's genious. :confused:

Well, my answer is: Alone in the Dark.

Vodstok

11-03-2006, 08:48 AM

Vodstok

11-03-2006, 08:49 AM

The Grudge is being listed as on of the worst horror movies in the last 5 years? I didn't see it, but I read on the Forum that it's genious. :confused:

Well, my answer is: Alone in the Dark.

Opioons are split down the middle on the grduge. i personally thought it was boring and non-linear to a fault.

BloodRedFlower

11-03-2006, 08:50 AM

i would have to say house of 1000 corpses. it really tried hard for that comic-book feel, but i think it ended up looking corny and nothing else, and failed miserably.

No way, I liked it a lot! :p

BloodRedFlower

11-03-2006, 08:51 AM

Opioons are split down the middle on the grduge. i personally thought it was boring and non-linear to a fault.

The original or the american version?

Despare

11-03-2006, 08:52 AM

For the ones i have seen that have been listed, i must agree.

I cant believe no one has mentioned House of the Dead...A movie with video Game screenshots.... CMON!

I am a video game fanatic, and that is the worst garbage i have ever seen.

That's the one I would have went with. I'm a videogame fan too but also a big HotD fan, we drove 40 miles to get a copy for the Saturn when it was released in limited numbers. What a joke the movie was, pissed me off to no end.

PhilnEdee

11-03-2006, 09:07 AM

Total horror is the Ring 2, Boo, and the Cavern...but worst movie ever made is the Crow 4.
There is not one single good thing in or about that movie...at all. If Brandon Lee(Erik Draven) could come back, he'd kill everyone associated with that piece of shit. Tito Ortiz public announes that he is ashamed he was apart of that film and he would like to "ground and pound" the people involved with the making..."seemed good while filming...was so unbelievably bad when viewed". I agree Tito

JP500

11-03-2006, 12:08 PM

I'm going to go with the Grude 2.It might have been better if there wasn't a damn flashback every 5 and a half minutes.

Femme Fatale

11-03-2006, 12:14 PM

The remake of The Fog, like someone already said.

Boogeyman.

I really did think Hostel was bad.

I agree. I thought Hostel wasn't that good. The acting was excruciatingly bad...it was painful to watch. I was like...when are people going to die? It's horrible when you are rooting for the actors to be tortured to death.

paws the great

11-03-2006, 12:20 PM

Dark Water

Despare

11-03-2006, 12:22 PM

I almost forget Undead. Utter dreck.

melaniepants

11-03-2006, 12:23 PM

I would have to say the Grudge and The fog remake.

EarthSlayer

11-03-2006, 05:13 PM

The Grudge, it was sooooo fucking boring! I have a crush on Buffy and I still thought that it sucked!!

Chase

11-03-2006, 05:24 PM

Dr. Chopper
The Grudge
Saw 2

The Mothman

11-03-2006, 05:25 PM

I'm going to go with the Grude 2.It might have been better if there wasn't a damn flashback every 5 and a half minutes.
he did the same thing with theboogeyman. Raimi's career is going down the drain.

Elvis_Christ

11-03-2006, 07:11 PM

I almost forget Undead. Utter dreck.
Definatley......

alkytrio666

11-03-2006, 08:04 PM

I agree. I thought Hostel wasn't that good. The acting was excruciatingly bad...it was painful to watch. I was like...when are people going to die? It's horrible when you are rooting for the actors to be tortured to death.
Yah overall I think it was the acting that did it for me, too.

That and its overhyped ego.

GetrDone

11-03-2006, 09:35 PM

The Village

Geddy

11-04-2006, 01:44 AM

Fear dot com.

the_real_linda

11-04-2006, 03:46 AM

village........pure expletive!

BloodRedFlower

11-04-2006, 05:38 AM

Dark Water

What??? I loved the original version, never saw the american. It's among my all time favs! :|

swiss tony

11-04-2006, 05:49 AM

doom was also pure shite!:mad:

Windowlicker

11-04-2006, 07:05 AM

the grudge and dark water remakes sucked so bad, why does hollywood bother!
ant seen the grudge 2 yet, dont think im guna bother tho, its sounds so bad!!

PhilnEdee

11-04-2006, 11:45 AM

DAMN!!!! I had forgotten all about HOUSE OF THE DEAD...and now its back in my brain!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The horror.................:eek:

Evil Z

11-04-2006, 11:59 AM

HOUSE OF THE DEAD is total crap
i rented it and kept it for 5 days before watching so it costed me 13 € to watch THAT. what pain. game flashbacks. what sorrow

but i would go for "Real vomit dolls" or something like that
pure puking crap

The_Return

11-04-2006, 04:09 PM

I taught that shit movie a lesson...

...by spending my hard earned money on it's merchadise:rolleyes:

The_Return

11-04-2006, 04:11 PM

Dr. Chopper

I bought that for $3 at Wal-Mart awhile back, havent bothered to watch it yet.....

spookshowbitch

11-04-2006, 04:16 PM

Cabin Fever
That's the most boring movie EVER!

Popsicle Cannibal

11-05-2006, 12:20 PM

Actually, House of the Dead is SO incredibly bad, that it's kinda like a Plan 9 From Outer Space like movie for me. Yes, that's right. Uwe Boll is our generation's Ed Wood.

EarthSlayer

11-05-2006, 03:53 PM

I LOVE.... Plan 9 From Outer Space!!:D Maybe I should check out House of the Dead huh?

the_real_linda

11-05-2006, 03:56 PM

Cabin Fever
That's the most boring movie EVER!

it really is....tho i squirmed at the bit when that random woman shaved off her skin in the bath.....was eughy.

The_Return

11-05-2006, 04:31 PM

Actually, House of the Dead is SO incredibly bad, that it's kinda like a Plan 9 From Outer Space like movie for me. Yes, that's right. Uwe Boll is our generation's Ed Wood.

I am also a fan of House of the Dead, but I couldnt disgree more with you comparing Boll to Ed Wood!

Ed Wood really cared about the craft, he put his heart and soul into all of his early films (He sort of fell to shit in later years, but lets try and forget about that, shall we?:))

Boll makes films with the sole intent of making a buck, and he's even admitted that in interviews. (I dont have the link to back that up, but I found it on this forum in the first place, Im sure a search could turn it up)

While Ed made "bad" films simply because he was sadly lacking in funds (and talent;)), Boll's movies suck simply because there is no desire to make something good.

Ed Wood is one of my favourite filmmakers of all time...even though I did throughly enjoy House of the Dead, I have no respect for Boll.

melaniepants

11-05-2006, 09:51 PM

omg i just watched Tooth fairy what a waste of time and money

freddy69

11-06-2006, 02:26 AM

that movie makes no damn sense at all.i hate that movie:mad:

melaniepants

11-06-2006, 01:24 PM

The pumpkin karver:mad:

swiss tony

11-07-2006, 01:47 AM

The pumpkin karver:mad:

you really hate that movie. watch hoboken hollow. i have a grudge against that shitty movie. also, someone told me the gift was brilliant. total B.S.:mad:

ShankS

11-07-2006, 01:55 AM

Alone in the Dark was pretty shit.

melaniepants

11-07-2006, 09:17 AM

yeah i really hate that movie lol thanx swiss tony ill consider that one lol

melaniepants

11-07-2006, 09:18 AM

alone in the dark was pretty gay i forgot about that movie

slayer666

11-07-2006, 01:41 PM

So many to pick from. Off the top of my head, I'd have to go with House of the Dead.

PhilnEdee

11-07-2006, 06:27 PM

So many to pick from. Off the top of my head, I'd have to go with House of the Dead.

House of the Dead is the worst POS ever marketed...remember the trailer with Party Up in Here by DMX playing??? God I hate that movie and the whole way is was pushed on us.

Pumpkin Karver is quite possibly this years worst movie (horror or otherwise) to come out.

Spec7ral

11-09-2006, 10:25 PM

house of the dead was pure sewage spritzer
alone in the dark was a terrible "buy 2 get 3rd one free!" 3rd movie pickupp

i thought house of 1000 corpses was a fun tribute/ripoff, high tenson i thought was fast paced and didnt pull any punches (although the ending was a little too predictable/easy was to end it) and cabin fever i loved. i actually watched that movie twice in a week when i first saw it. I hadn't done that again til i saw feast a few weeks back.

BTW plan 9 doesn't hold a candle to Robot Monster for purest shit movie from back in the day. That reminds me i really need to pick those up sometime :D

EarthSlayer

11-10-2006, 01:50 AM

I bought both PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE and ROBOT MONSTER togather as a pack a couple years back for about 10 dollars! What a find!! Both those movie suck so much they rule !!:D

melaniepants

11-10-2006, 10:39 AM

Rest stop was horrible. i was really pissed when i seen that movie. I was dieing to see it and everytime i walked into blockbuster they were sold out. So my dumb ass went and bought it. Whata waste of 21.96:mad:

SleezeQueen

11-10-2006, 01:00 PM

Hostel :mad:

Shady

11-10-2006, 01:07 PM

Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, Ax'Em, Alone in the Dark, BloodRayne

SleezeQueen

11-10-2006, 01:11 PM

How WAS BloodRyne xactly. so far I have refused to see it simply on the grounds that the girl who plays her is ugly and doesnt look like her at all lol

Shady

11-10-2006, 01:15 PM

How WAS BloodRyne xactly. so far I have refused to see it simply on the grounds that the girl who plays her is ugly and doesnt look like her at all lol

All I can say is do not see it. By far one of worst movies ever made.

SleezeQueen

11-10-2006, 01:16 PM

To bad it was a hott video game :p It really bugs me when they dont do things the right way when they have a book/game to go off of!

Spec7ral

11-10-2006, 01:53 PM

I bought both PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE and ROBOT MONSTER togather as a pack a couple years back for about 10 dollars! What a find!! Both those movie suck so much they rule !!:D

jealousy factor at about a 10 on that one

urgeok

11-10-2006, 01:55 PM

I bought both PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE and ROBOT MONSTER togather as a pack a couple years back for about 10 dollars! What a find!! Both those movie suck so much they rule !!:D

have the exact same one

Spec7ral

11-10-2006, 02:01 PM

Hostel :mad:

hostel was only a letdown to me cause it was built up by all my friends that i would love it. it taught me that non-horror junkies aren't aware that just cause it's a horror movie doesn't mean i think its gold.

SleezeQueen

11-10-2006, 02:27 PM

Well I had the same thing. Everyone is "oh youll luv it so much, its so gory blah blah blah" but then it was like a bad softcore porn with whiny victims :p

urgeok

11-13-2006, 08:48 PM

probably about 70% of the horror movies of the last five years sucked massive cock. I still see all of them, but most of them blow.

The Ring 2
The Grudge
Saw 2...

another brilliant review !!

still cant get over your cock fixation.

thanks for dumbing down the forum bigloader.

EarthSlayer

11-13-2006, 10:56 PM

thanks for dumbing down the forum bigloader.

Lets face it ,it was kinda dumb already ;)

urgeok

11-14-2006, 02:07 AM

Why do you give me shit after everything I post?

because you're an idiot ..

your world exists of shit, cocks, and big loads.
anyone with the intelligence of at least a pencil sharpener would find it childish and pointless.

why do you keep coming back here ?

BloodRedFlower

11-14-2006, 02:25 AM

*grabs the popcorn and gets ready for the fight*

urgeok

11-14-2006, 05:19 AM

i dont fight.

swiss tony

11-16-2006, 07:12 AM

did you call yourself renob because its boner backwards? i'm not making fun, just wondered. also, are you that big loader guy?

makemebad

11-16-2006, 07:16 AM

did you call yourself renob because its boner backwards? i'm not making fun, just wondered. also, are you that big loader guy?

hahahahaha

horrormad

11-19-2006, 11:09 AM

the worst film i've ver seen thats a horror film from the past 5 years has to be jason x. i mean it's still a friday the thirteenth film but where's camp crystal lake. where's the hot camper. where's the freaking boat scene!!

PhilnEdee

11-20-2006, 12:01 PM

Like to add Mortuary to the list...wow that was bad...got some artwork from my 7yo that trumps the CGI at the end of this one!

crazy raplh

11-24-2006, 11:24 AM

cemetary gates.

The New Barbarian

12-07-2006, 02:24 PM

The Grudge is being listed as on of the worst horror movies in the last 5 years? I didn't see it, but I read on the Forum that it's genious. :confused:

Well, my answer is: Alone in the Dark.

Thanks for reminding me of that piece of crap. Alone in the Dark shoud remain alone in the dark underground in New Mexico, FOREVER!

Despare

12-07-2006, 02:34 PM

Desperate Souls

PhilnEdee

12-07-2006, 03:19 PM

Thanks for reminding me of that piece of crap. Alone in the Dark shoud remain alone in the dark underground in New Mexico, FOREVER!

Yet it comes on SHOWTIME and THE MOVIE CHANNEL every damn night?!?!? What is up with that crap?