View Full Version : What actor is worst crap you have seen?
Evil Z
11-01-2006, 01:07 PM
Name your nighmare actor!
i would say Chuck Norris:D :D
Chuck is da man.....he would fall under the "so bad he's good" category.
Evil Z
11-01-2006, 01:11 PM
Chuck is so bad that his movies are comedies, but Walker the ranger...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhh
Dark Party
11-01-2006, 01:15 PM
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
paws the great
11-01-2006, 01:18 PM
I love Silent Rage.:)
Evil Z
11-01-2006, 01:21 PM
Chuck Norris alwals sleeps with lights on.
Darkness is to scared
Angra
11-01-2006, 01:31 PM
Chuck Norris is so bad.............. What was the topic of this thread again??
Oh yes..
And the price for worst actor ever goes to:
TA-TA-TA-TAAAAAAA!!!
The blond dude in "Ghosthouse".
. . . and Chuck Norris would have his ass kicked by an enraged chimp!
(oh, my least favorite actor is Ed Norton - I think he always acts with a smirk on his face. . . i know some people love him but i refuse to see any more films with him in them. . . give me walker texas ranger any day over ed snorton
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesomeness for a single show, however, so it was divided.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't !&$% with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the $!@% out of little kids.
When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed.
Kemal
11-01-2006, 01:46 PM
Walker Texas Ranger was hilarious. The cheese factor was off the charts. There was one episode where this guy is shot, and his final words before losing consciousness are: "God ... bless ... Texas!" There was another where Norris is fighting this huge guy in a laboratory. Norris sets him on fire, then kicks him through a window. Still burning, he falls two floors onto a tank of flammable something-or-other, which promptly explodes. I was in stitches.
zwoti
11-01-2006, 01:46 PM
chuck norris google search
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=chuck+norris&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8 (http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/index.htm)
chuck norris google search
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=chuck+norris&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8 (http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/index.htm)
hilarious
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/chuckth.jpg
Haunted
11-01-2006, 01:50 PM
I watched Lone Wolf McQuaid at my grandparent's house after their anniversary dinner... I think it was three in the morning, and I was ten or eleven.
Remember that movie with Chuck and that kid from It? Sidekicks was the title, I think. Utter crap.
There are a lot of shitty actors. Too many to name, actually.
Roderick Usher
11-01-2006, 01:58 PM
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesomeness for a single show, however, so it was divided.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't !&$% with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the $!@% out of little kids.
When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed.
I type this for the very first and certainly last time
LMAO:D
AmericanManiac
11-01-2006, 02:01 PM
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesomeness for a single show, however, so it was divided.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't !&$% with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the $!@% out of little kids.
When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed.
You beat me to it I was searching for that :p This has turned into a chuck norris thread my he is popular !
Roderick Usher
11-01-2006, 02:28 PM
is he still alive? and if so ...how old is he?
Still young enough to kick your ass!:eek:
The_Return
11-01-2006, 02:30 PM
Not a big fan of Chuck Norris jokes...they were funny for awhile, but now they're just too damn old.
As for the qusetion, there are WAY too damn many.
Go watch Dark Heritage...I love the movie, but most of the cast is a real strong contender for this honor.
urgeok
11-01-2006, 04:54 PM
replying to the origional question for a sec :
Christopher Lambert..
he's been extremely lucky to be in some passable films thanks to everything but him ...
the guy cannot act.
Spallalala
11-01-2006, 04:56 PM
Jim Carey and Eddie Murphey..His shit is just shit now. Used to be good. Actually that comment goes for both these actors..They were both once good.
The_Return
11-01-2006, 06:06 PM
Jim Carey and Eddie Murphey..His shit is just shit now. Used to be good. Actually that comment goes for both these actors..They were both once good.
Personally I think Carey is better than ever. Not as funny perhaps (To be honest, I never found him that amusing), but Eternal Sunshine showed that he can do alot more than fart jokes, and that he could really shine in a serious role.
Couldnt agree more about Eddie Murphy though...
neverending
11-01-2006, 06:12 PM
Pauly Shore
kpropain
11-01-2006, 06:32 PM
Don't fuck with the Chuck!!!!
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/305/theoctagonuf8.jpg
Disease
11-02-2006, 02:21 AM
I'm not sure if I already mentioned this , but Marky Mark is the worst actor! I'm sure we all agree on that, well he's the worst actor who keeps gettng big parts anyway
stinking_dylan
11-02-2006, 03:44 AM
My vote goes to Steven Seagal (or however you spell his name). What a twat.
I also really dislike Adam Sandler, but not quite as much as I loathe Seagal.
urgeok
11-02-2006, 05:22 AM
I'm not sure if I already mentioned this , but Marky Mark is the worst actor! I'm sure we all agree on that, well he's the worst actor who keeps gettng big parts anyway
ahh no - i cant agree on that at all ..
i think he's great at what he does.
havent seen him stretch as an actor yet - but maybe that makes him aware of his limitations - therefore a smart actor.
urgeok
11-02-2006, 05:23 AM
for the record - saying chuck norris cant act - is like saying the earth is round ..
need to be more creative than that - dig deeper !
PhilnEdee
11-02-2006, 06:50 AM
Jim Carey and Eddie Murphey..His shit is just shit now. Used to be good. Actually that comment goes for both these actors..They were both once good.
Both good comedians...especially their stand up acts from back when-yes Carey did stand up and it was mostly impressions and it was great,,,but never,,,never good actors, look at Carey in the DEAD POOL and in some shit flick that was called something like My Boyfried is an Alien???
Eddie Murphy in Showtime was just the worst.
Chuck Norris
I liked Silent Rage too...I remember when it came out and the dude would heal up...all I was thinking was Wolverine! Another one of his early ones, Eye for an Eye or something wasn't too bad...I remember on like a season finale episode of Walker...one of the guys had a new Firebird or something sim ilar...they were so shitty budgeted that they got an old 80's version of the car and drove it off, while in flames, into the water....horrible...just horrible.
Evil Z
11-02-2006, 06:52 AM
chuck makes me wanna puke from laughing - he is far away from can't act.
it's like he's soooooooooooooooooo baaaaaaaad that no one can be so good actor to act that bad.
and i agree with Lambert. good movies but he's handicapped.
ever seen "Dark hole"?
acting so bad i almost cried for renting that one
PhilnEdee
11-02-2006, 06:52 AM
ahh no - i cant agree on that at all ..
i think he's great at what he does.
havent seen him stretch as an actor yet - but maybe that makes him aware of his limitations - therefore a smart actor.
I thought he was good in FEAR and in the Italian job.
urgeok
11-02-2006, 06:55 AM
I thought he was good in FEAR and in the Italian job.
and 3 kings
and the big hit
and the departed ..
and then,
and then,
and then,
"no more and then !!"
PhilnEdee
11-02-2006, 06:57 AM
I thought he was good in FEAR and in the Italian job.
Can't remember the movie..the Hit Men or something like that...Walberg was in it with one of the worst -now doing alot of horror movies- actors I can think of...Lou Diamond Phillips....I know so many of you love him from Young Guns...but if he isn't playing a stereotyped Indian/Mexican/oriental...he just plain cannot pull it off. Anyone remember him from one of the first seasons of Miami Vice? The way he contorts and falls when getting shot at the end...oh man...grab the barf bag please.
Disease
11-02-2006, 06:57 AM
ahh no - i cant agree on that at all ..
i think he's great at what he does.
havent seen him stretch as an actor yet - but maybe that makes him aware of his limitations - therefore a smart actor.
are you serious?
Have you seen the italian job remake or the planet of the apes remake, or any of his films?
granted He was good in the basketball diaries, and boogie nights, but the only reason he was good in boggie nights was because he was playing someone who couldn't act!
urgeok
11-02-2006, 07:01 AM
are you serious?
Have you seen the italian job remake or the planet of the apes remake, or any of his films?
granted He was good in the basketball diaries, and boogie nights, but the only reason he was good in boggie nights was because he was playing someone who couldn't act!
yep i'm serious..
planet of the apes was shit - but it wasnt his fault - it was Burtons
i havent seen MW give what i would consider a performance worthy of the 'worst ever' yet..
lord have mercy - you call yourself a horror fan and you cant come up with anything worse than him ? you cant swing a dead cat in the world of horror film without hitting a dozen worse actors..
Disease
11-02-2006, 07:09 AM
If you look back at my origanal post urge, I said he is the worst actor who keeps getting big parts, I can think of a number of horror actors who deserved more of a chance than he got...
Disease
11-02-2006, 07:12 AM
It's more so that he is so one dimensional it's not funny, you just know what your going to get with him, he can't act, he only has one face!
urgeok
11-02-2006, 07:24 AM
If you look back at my origanal post urge, I said he is the worst actor who keeps getting big parts, I can think of a number of horror actors who deserved more of a chance than he got...
oops i did miss that ..
i still think he's a decent actor though ... hardly the worst.
kevin kostner is worse than him..
i'm suprised people didnt jump on the keanu reeves or ben aflect bandwagons as usual.
i never consider an actor bad if they are limited and stay withing their scope until they develope - which isnt hard to do since the hollywood execs dont like to gamble their money and choose to run with the tried and tested formula. this is why typecasting flourishes.
when i watch a movie and see the actors performing exactly what the role demands of them .. i think they are doing their job.
some stretch themselves and prove to be above average or great.
i believe to be a truely bad actor - you are either dealing with a bad director (and editor) or you have something quite rare and special .. someone who simply cant act but somehow seems to keep getting parts ..
that's extremely rare .. a bad director is far more common.
the example i always use is Hell Comes to Frogtown VS They Live.
Hell Comes to Frogtown is a joke .. Roddy was bad .. BAD in that.
They Live - 1 year later ... and he was great.
One director understood Roddys strengths and weaknesses and knew how to use one to his best advantage - and limit exposure to the other.
the other director didnt have a clue ...
its like being any good leader/coach/manager ... understand the capabilities and limitations of your people and you can build a winning team of players that will compliment each other.
Disease
11-02-2006, 07:35 AM
Giveing your example just helps my marky mark theory,
I agrea that the direction can play the biggest part, but seriously Marky mark be sucking some cocks!
The Mothman
11-02-2006, 07:53 AM
Ryan Reynolds. I really fucking hate that guy. his performance in Blade Trinity was atrocious
urgeok
11-02-2006, 07:55 AM
Ryan Reynolds. I really fucking hate that guy. his performance in Blade Trinity was atrocious
yeah .. he's annoying ... sometimes it works .. like Just Friends ..
whatever he does - it worked in that film .. (especially the relationship with his brother)
but in almost everything else .. he's tedious.
(i never saw Van Wilder so i dont know how he was in that)
Disease
11-02-2006, 07:59 AM
That movie (Van Wilder) was so bad I ate an entire chicken, and I was in the cinema, this was when I still ate meat. I didn't pay for the movie only the chicken.
Angra
11-02-2006, 08:00 AM
That movie (Van Wilder) was so bad I ate an entire chicken, and I was in the cinema, this was when I still ate meat. I didn't pay for the movie only the chicken.
I loved that movie. :)
I kinda like Ryan Reynolds....find him.....er.....likable.
Like urge said....most times its the director's fault or shitty material.
Disease
11-02-2006, 08:11 AM
I loved that movie. :)
Love is a strong word.
Angra
11-02-2006, 08:17 AM
Love is a strong word.
Yeah i know. Let me rephrase that.
I found "Van the man" to be good silly fun. Without a doubt because of Reynolds.