My Halloween costume is amazing.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Who would have guessed, eh?



I'm think I'm going to have to be a giant high heel shoe.

[the_real_linda]

i used to go to stage door....its got some other name now (cuz this was way back in high school) at halloween as a figment of your imagination

[BlOoDy_DeSiRe]

wow, sounds quite interesting
I was originally going to go as a vampire, but instead my friend and I are going as "pimps" we got the boxers, bagging pants off the butt, baggy shirts, hats the the side, and mardi gra beads(I have no clue why):)

[the_real_linda]

i used to go to stage door....its got some other name now (cuz this was way back in high school) at halloween as a figment of your imagination :D soz it posted twice so i edited it to apologise but couldnt delete it

[AmericanManiac]

Since yoru going as a Dick, you could just went as your self ! :p As soon as I seen this thread, I seen your name and knew what you was going to say !

[ShankS]

everyone will stop and point saying ...."hey look, there's a dickhead"

[ShankS]

You're a smeghead, you know that?

[BlOoDy_DeSiRe]

Keep an eye out on the national news on Halloween. I am going to surprise some people with my costume and it's gonna be great. If people give me a weird reaction, I'm going to lean forward, start shaking, do a LOUD grunt and shoot some load right onto peoples' faces and then run. Halloween can't come fast enough.
haha , thats gotta be a site to see rofl

[AmericanManiac]

Hey loader you should rig up a tube going to the very tip of the outfit on your head and have a button in your hand where you can squirt whipcream or something out that would make it better !

[AmericanManiac]

Your also going to be in county jail ! :D

[Kemal]

This place needs an ignore function.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

This place needs an ignore function.

we have another useful function, it won't be long until either

a) someone pushes the ban button.

b) he gets bored of his stupid gimmick.

[crabapple]

Halloween can't come fast enough.

And apparently neither can you!

[BlOoDy_DeSiRe]

And apparently neither can you!

:eek: diss!

[AmericanManiac]

And apparently neither can you!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :p :p :p :p :p

[monalisa]

Where ya gonna be? I'm dressing up as a circumsition specialist.


LOL! Snip snip LITTLE wanker! Trippin, make sure you bring an umbrella just in case. :p

[kpropain]

i would love to do something that elaborate, unfortunately I don't have the resources right now to make that work. As it stands, I only have one armhole on the costume, so my other arm is inside. I have a combo pastry bag/squirt bottle that I am using and I have the tip fastened to the hole in the top of the penis head, so all that i do is reach up with my interior habd and squeeze. The thing is that I don't want to use whipped cream b/c I think that it will cheapen the realism of the costume. I was thinking about talking to the owners of a local horse farm this weekend to see if it would be possible to get some other more "realistic" substance to shoot out. I really want to make a splash with this thing and there is no way I'm going to use whipped cream. That would never get enough of a rise out of people to suit my tastes.
I've been practicing my busted load grunts the past few days and I've got it down perfect. I can't wait. I think I may take some spots where I hide in some bushes, then jump out and shoot a load on people and take off. It's gonna be priceless.

Hopefully you run into Lorena Bobbit...

[Despare]

I went to the grocery store in my costume a few hours ago and I got some really weird looks... Why does everyone seem to have a stick up their ass?

Because you're a 31 year old boy in a penis outfit. You should have grown out of that crap years ago.

[Elvis_Christ]

http://home.socal.rr.com/kosh800/moron.jpg

[Despare]

Why would anyone ever have to "grow out" of thinking that six foot penises are funny? This is exactly what I am talking about. You should have seen the rude looks I was getting at the store today when my costume "ejaculated". People just need to lighten up...

You probably just reminded them of somebody they saw on the sexual predators list.

[Elvis_Christ]

That isn't even funny. It's actually quite sick.
Its true tho..... thats why you're online so much. Home detention.

[Elvis_Christ]

You are ridiculous. Why are you online so much?
Because of work

[Elvis_Christ]

I'm on preventative detention for exposing myself to minors.

:eek: you're just wrong dude.

[Elvis_Christ]

You are a real sicko

The pot calls the kettle black.....

[Disease]

Maybe we should start a new thread for you two to sort it out in?