View Full Version : The Halloween Hoochies!
crabapple
10-24-2006, 10:13 PM
And if you are reading this on a cold night, with a chilly breeze coming in through the window, this may even...make sense!
It's the Halloween Hoochies! That weird feeling of giddiness and nervousness that overtakes a person as the special holiday of Halloween gets nearer and nearer!
Bars of soap are bought up from store shelves by the dozens...you notice a weird proliferation of Christmas items, way too soon, at high-quality, hoity-toity stores like Wal-Mart and Pic-n-Sav. People can't wait to get into their Halloween candy and start dipping into the barrel...hey, where did all the Snickers bars go??!?!?!
Where indeed.
It's the Halloween Hoochies, I tell you! Driving all the horror fans crazy, they are putting on DVDs in rapid succession and burning out their DVD players. You go to the store and all the good movies are rented or bought...what will you watch??
Time to pull out that box of crispy-clean Hammer films you keep under the floorboards, that box you can hear thrumming with faint rhythmic vibrations on very quiet evenings when even the crickets are too nervous to speak...
It's the Halloween Hoochies! The hoochie hoochie poochies!
Hoochie poochie hoochie poochie!!
Miss Olivia
10-24-2006, 10:16 PM
Well that explains a lot....I thought it was too much caffeine.:p
bwind22
10-24-2006, 11:28 PM
I thought this thread was gonna be about girls in slutty Halloween costumes! (Which is always one of my favorite parts of the holiday!) Instead it's just about urge's yearly Halloween boner, of which I have little to no interest at all. I feel ripped off by this thread.
crabapple
10-25-2006, 05:14 AM
Great, glad you could make it! That'll be five dollars.
urgeok
10-25-2006, 05:19 AM
Instead it's just about urge's yearly Halloween boner, of which I have little to no interest at all..
my what ?
and why not ?
bwind22
10-25-2006, 05:29 AM
my what ?
and why not ?
Your yearly Halloween boner. It's okay, I get a little semi-chub going every year around this time too. I was just misled, that's all.
I didn't say I had no interest... Just little-to-no interest. I'd much rather talk about the slutty costumes the ladies rock every year.
urgeok
10-25-2006, 06:05 AM
since i'm older i actually dont like halloween that much ..
i enjoy my kids enjoyment (his entheusiasm, taking him aout on his rounds)
but if its my turn to give out candy - i dont enjoy that. most kids are too old, dont dress up, and dont say thanks.. i hate hovering around the front door for 3 hours of that.
i will say though that i get a lot of compliments from the kids from my pumpkin carving ...
i dont use stencils - i just make some goofy origional faces and the kids always like them ..
ShankS
10-25-2006, 06:15 AM
IInstead it's just about urge's yearly Halloween boner, of which I have little to no interest at all. I feel ripped off by this thread.
:D roflmao
urgeok
10-25-2006, 06:16 AM
:D roflmao
what the hell are you laughing at !
it hurt my feelings ! :(
_____V_____
10-25-2006, 06:21 AM
You should be proud, urge. Your boner is making news!! :cool:
urgeok
10-25-2006, 06:22 AM
You should be proud, urge. Your boner is making news!! :cool:
well, in truth ..
maybe in the funny pages :p
ShankS
10-25-2006, 06:30 AM
what the hell are you laughing at !
it hurt my feelings ! :(
the sex apparatus inuendo thing, and your name in the same sentence. :D
urgeok
10-25-2006, 06:33 AM
the sex apparatus inuendo thing, and your name in the same sentence. :D
ahh you're all just jealous - thats what you are !
crabapple
10-25-2006, 09:52 AM
No, you see, the thing is, the weirdness YOU are all talking about--the happy pants weirdness--that sort of weirdness happens year round. That's not what the Halloween Hoochies are about!
Halloween Hoochies is all about the nervousness and giddiness that relates to the holiday! Haven't you noticed all the weird threads, the angry threads lately? People responding to threads in an unusally irritated fashion? Well, I don't think it's an accident, I think it's the Halloween Hoochies!
The slutty costumed gals that were mentioned before, they can figure into this merriment, certainly, but to clearly label and differentiate them (so we can give them the attention they crave/deserve) I will call those ones "Halloween Floozies."
So, hopefully our terminology is now clear. Halloween Hoochies, Halloween Floozies.
urgeok
10-25-2006, 09:57 AM
read some Ray Bradbury if you want to learn about the 'halloween whatevers'
Something wicked this way comes
The October Country
Dandelion Wine
The Halloween Tree
he describes the strange autumn feeling perfectly.
never saw it attached to the feeling of irritability and nastiness before ..
but it does include mystery, change, restlessness...
its not so much a halloween thing as it is an autumn thing .. the wind, the falling leaves, the early darkness, etc
crabapple
10-25-2006, 10:19 AM
Oh, I've read all that stuff. He's talking about something different, I assure you! (boris karloff voice)
I'm talking about the...Halloween Hoochies...! (scary boris karloff voice)
crabapple
10-28-2006, 01:46 AM
Ha ha ha ha, this important thread! Yiou must heed thje advice of this....thread./