Who do you ignore?

[Zero]

OK - i was thinking about this today. There are many people on this forum who I rarely if ever interact with. Its not that I don't like them - more that I just never actually engage in any kind of direct exchange. On the other hand, there are some folks I'm always engaging with directly.

Now, I know that some people actually IGNORE others (as in actually hitting the ignore function and not reading their posts) - but I'm more interested in who are the people you just never quite get around to interacting with. . . and why?

[urgeok]

nobody answer this post







after this one i mean.

[Angra]

I´m surprised if any names will actually be mentioned in this thread.. :rolleyes:

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

pretty much everyone who doesn't actively post.

oh and new people that signed up after I left the forums.

[urgeok]

this is one of those threads thats just begging for a fight to start.

i'm suprised MurderDoll didnt make it :p :p

[bloodrayne]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/whitebox.jpg

[bloodrayne]

^^^That's me ignoring EVERYONE^^^



Just kidding...I don't ignore anyone

[crabapple]

I don't ignore people. I tell them to SHUT UP! I make them do the work.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

this is one of those threads thats just begging for a fight to start.

i'm suprised MurderDoll didnt make it :p :p

Hey, I've been pretty good lately. I think I've mastered the art of biting my tongue. :cool:

Also I was going to make a "Brutal Honesty" but I restrained myself.


I could prove angra wrong but again, extreme restraint.

[urgeok]

Hey, I've been pretty good lately. I think I've mastered the art of biting my tongue. :cool:

Also I was going to make a "Brutal Honesty" but I restrained myself.


I could prove angra wrong but again, extreme restraint.


thats a girl :)

sometimes tact is the best way to go.

if only you knew how many times I've written a reply to something .. then just erased it with a 'fuck it'

[Angra]

I could prove angra wrong but again, extreme restraint.


That´s my bitch. :cool:

[stygianwitch]

thats a girl :)

sometimes tact is the best way to go.

if only you knew how many times I've written a reply to something .. then just erased it with a 'fuck it'

Yeah, me too, although more because if i'm gonna tell someone to fuck off i'd much rather do it face to face :p

[urgeok]

Yeah, me too, although more because if i'm gonna tell someone to fuck off i'd much rather do it face to face :p

or fist to face - even better :)

[zwoti]

OK - i was thinking about this today. There are many people on this forum who I rarely if ever interact with. Its not that I don't like them - more that I just never actually engage in any kind of direct exchange. On the other hand, there are some folks I'm always engaging with directly.

Now, I know that some people actually IGNORE others (as in actually hitting the ignore function and not reading their posts) - but I'm more interested in who are the people you just never quite get around to interacting with. . . and why?

who don't i ignore


smaller list ;)

[stygianwitch]

or fist to face - even better :)

nah, why should i hurt my hand when i've got a baseball bat sitting close by :eek: :D

[Angra]

Yeah, me too, although more because if i'm gonna tell someone to fuck off i'd much rather do it face to face :p


Face to face, hmm..

Do you travel a lot? :p

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

That´s my bitch. :cool:

I'm good, but I'm not jesus.

tic
stygianwitch
hitman3005
punk666
disease

[Roderick Usher]

I try like hell to ignore Urge:D

[ShankS]

I've got everyone on ignore, that way I don't know who started this thread, or any other thread. I just go into one and talk to myself.

[Angra]

tic
stygianwitch
hitman3005
punk666
disease




:(

Now u hurted my feelings, dolly...

[The Flayed One]

Angra.












shit fuck satan eath sex rugs rape

[Angra]

Angra.












shit fuck satan eath sex rugs rape


You´ve got a fucked up sense of humor, Flayed. I like that in a girl. ;)

And was that Anthrax?

[The Flayed One]

You´ve got a fucked up sense of humor, Flayed. I like that in a girl. ;)

And was that Anthrax?

Yes it was, ya homo. And I only dress up like a girl. When I come over to your place. You know...to...do...stuff...

[urgeok]

I try like hell to ignore Urge:D

i love it when you play hard to get sweetcheeks ;)

[bloodrayne]

Yes it was, ya homo. And I only dress up like a girl. When I come over to your place. You know...to...do...stuff...Thank you for that image...lol


I think I'm in love :D

[jason myers]

dont want to flame that thread but..... damn you people got some real talent to turn any kind of conversation into a sex talk... hell we can talk about the buttfuckin moppets and still someone will turn that into a sex conversation... no offence but do you people get any sex....

[bloodrayne]

hell we can talk about the buttfuckin moppets and still someone will turn that into a sex conversationUmm...But that IS about sex:confused:



:p

[Angra]

Thank you for that image...lol


I think I'm in love :D



Don´t you try to steal my ho away from me. He´s MY bitch. :cool: :D

[urgeok]

dont want to flame that thread but..... damn you people got some real talent to turn any kind of conversation into a sex talk... hell we can talk about the buttfuckin moppets and still someone will turn that into a sex conversation... no offence but do you people get any sex....


you seem to be obsessed with gay sex..

here's a flick for you :

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103973/

he was in denial too .. most gay men ashamed to be gay are.

[Angra]

Umm...But that IS about sex:confused:



:p

Go easy on him, Rayne.

He´s new and confused and he don´t know that this is in fact a dating site. :p

[bloodrayne]

Go easy on him, Rayne.

He´s new and confused and he don´t know that this is in fact a dating site. :pWhat?...Go EASY on him?...OOOHHH, then this is NOT about sex...Okay...Thanks :)

[jason myers]

you seem to be obsessed with gay sex..

here's a flick for you :

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103973/

he was in denial too .. most gay men ashamed to be gay are.



....... i dont want to even know how do you know about movies like that and how do you know which movie is about gays ... and you are the one who is searching for 15 year old boys.....:cool: ... shish i feel like i am doing some charity to replay to you my special boy

[VampiricClown]

I don't really ignore anyone. Sometimes I read my PMs but forget to reply. :(

[VampiricClown]

you little fucker you keep telling me its because your getting blown!

Eh, that's on the days I'm not home. :D

[zwoti]

He´s new and confused and he don´t know that this is in fact a dating site. :p


it is????





shit :(

[Angra]

it is????





shit :(



Hey zwoti, don´t try to deny that you´re not just looking for 15 year old boys on HDC, like the rest of us. ;):p

[Haunted]

Ignored maybe, but seldom ignore. I'm not being a pussy here, either (no that was not a sexual reference... or was it?:eek: )

[Angra]

Ignored maybe, but seldom ignore. I'm not being a pussy here, either (no that was not a sexual reference... or was it?:eek: )



Hmmm.... Are you coming on to me, Haunted?


:rolleyes:

[bloodrayne]

Hey zwoti, don´t try to deny that you´re not just looking for 15 year old boys on HDC, like the rest of us. ;):pHey!...Speak for yourself...That's just sick and twisted...What kind of screwed up mind would come up with something so freakish and bizarre?


Mine have to be at LEAST 20 years old!...And wearing panties...lol...Fishnets would be nice, too :D

[VampiricClown]

Hey zwoti, don´t try to deny that you´re not just looking for 15 year old boys on HDC, like the rest of us. ;):p

Looks like I'm safe, I'm older than that.

Out of curiosity, am I on anyones ignore list?

[VampiricClown]

Mine have to be at LEAST 20 years old!...And wearing panties...lol...Fishnets would be nice, too :D


I wear fishnet shirts....:D

[Haunted]

Yes and you're still jailbait, so shut the fuck up!

[zwoti]

Hey!...Speak for yourself...That's just sick and twisted...What kind of screwed up mind would come up with something so freakish and bizarre?


Mine have to be at LEAST 20 years old!...And wearing panties...lol...Fishnets would be nice, too :D

and i was so close :mad:



damned laundry day :o

[Haunted]

Hmmm.... Are you coming on to me, Haunted?


:rolleyes:

Why are you rolling your eyes at me?

[VampiricClown]

Yes and you're still jailbait, so shut the fuck up!

:o I feel special.

[Angra]

Looks like I'm safe, I'm older than that.

Out of curiosity, am I on anyones ignore list?


Well you´re not on mine, even though i hate your guts. :p:D

[VampiricClown]

Well you´re not on mine, even though i hate your guts. :p:D

Haha, glad to hear it. ;)

[bloodrayne]

and i was so close :mad:



damned laundry day :oHaHa...You made me laugh out loud for real...Thanks for that :)

[Haunted]

That's Z's purpose in life... to make us "laugh out loud, for real," oh and computer shit... and the whole sneaking about...

Kinda of scary when you think about it.:D

[Angra]

Why are you rolling your eyes at me?


I´m afraid to answer that question.. :(

[Haunted]

Ah well, then I probably shouldn't were I you, given that you may insult me.

[Angra]

Ah well, then I probably shouldn't were I you, given that you may insult me.



Come again???

[Haunted]

Again??? I haven't even...

[Angra]

Again??? I haven't even...


LOL


No comments..... Naughty girl..

[urgeok]

Out of curiosity, am I on anyones ignore list?


well,


i dont think you'll get an answer to that ... think about it ..

[Zero]

wow - what a long and tangled thread we've woven . . . from buttfukin moppets to haunted having multiple orgasms and, in the end, zwoti with dirty fishnets. . . so the usual

i guess my original question, badly put, was just wondering about the people you don't talk to very often

my example - gorephobia - now let me be clear, i've got nothing against gorephobia - he's cool and all. but it occurs to me that i never actually interact with him like i do with, for instance, VC or urge or haunted. . . its just odd

i think of it like a coffeeshop i used to hang out at all the time - there were a huge group of regulars who were there without fail at the same time everyday. some of them i got to know, hung out with, went to bars and shows with. . . others i never really talked with at all. . . its just kind of funny

its like that seinfeld episode where george and elaine end up going out to a movie without jerry and realize they have virtually nothing to say to each other. . . weird huh

so, now, back to BR's fishnet fetish. . .

[Angra]

wow - what a long and tangled thread we've woven . . . from buttfukin moppets to haunted having multiple orgasms and, in the end, zwoti with dirty fishnets. . . so the usual

i guess my original question, badly put, was just wondering about the people you don't talk to very often

my example - gorephobia - now let me be clear, i've got nothing against gorephobia - he's cool and all. but it occurs to me that i never actually interact with him like i do with, for instance, VC or urge or haunted. . . its just odd

i think of it like a coffeeshop i used to hang out at all the time - there were a huge group of regulars who were there without fail at the same time everyday. some of them i got to know, hung out with, went to bars and shows with. . . others i never really talked with at all. . . its just kind of funny

its like that seinfeld episode where george and elaine end up going out to a movie without jerry and realize they have virtually nothing to say to each other. . . weird huh

so, now, back to BR's fishnet fetish. . .


Is it possible to hang out in a coffee shop?

Don´t you mean a bar??

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Out of curiosity, am I on anyones ignore list?

you're workin' on it, hun.

[AmericanManiac]

No one ever interacts with me :mad:, I am not welcomed I will never find a place where I belong.:( Is it because of the Fuck you thread ?

[monalisa]

OK, I admit I did not read the 7 pages of "I'm sure witty responses to this", but for fucks sake Zero, why would you even ask something so lame? I had a lot more respect for you until I read this. Geez, and I WAS even happy that you were back, but not if you came back just to be a dickless wonder. Grrrrrr...:mad: :mad: :mad: And if I missed some "inside joke" I don't even care. Eat ME!

[Angra]

OK, I admit I did not read the 7 pages of "I'm sure witty responses to this", but for fucks sake Zero, why would you even ask something so lame? I had a lot more respect for you until I read this. Geez, and I WAS even happy that you were back, but not if you came back just to be a dickless wonder. Grrrrrr...:mad: :mad: :mad: And if I missed some "inside joke" I don't even care. Eat ME!



Wooooow, honey-bunny.

What´s with the bad attitude??

[The_Return]

I have DrentheLiar on my ignore list, even though he hasnt been around here in awhile.

Otherwise I'll read most anyone's posts...though I can think of a couple member that might make the list pretty soon.

[monalisa]

Wooooow, honey-bunny.

What´s with the bad attitude??

His post sounded really mean, which is not like Zero. He's usually terribly funny, but not mean. It just seemed out of character for him.

[Angra]

His post sounded really mean, which is not like Zero. He's usually terribly funny, but not mean. It just seemed out of character for him.



Oh.... Alrighty then.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

No one ever interacts with me :mad:, I am not welcomed I will never find a place where I belong.:( Is it because of the Fuck you thread ?

I like ya, we had a nice chat about spaghetti? oh no wait, it was about suicide. ;)

[AmericanManiac]

I like ya, we had a nice chat about spaghetti? oh no wait, it was about suicide. ;)

How bout we put that behind and make some spaghetti :D

[Phalanx]

No harm in answering this one without it turning into a joke...

I don't really put anyone on ignore...what's the point?
The human being is capable of disregarding information whether or not they can SEE it. Seems the biggest deal about putting someone on ignore up in here is so the ignorer can have the triumphant last words of "Wahhhh! I'm putting you on ignore, so there!" Lame.
However, there are a few people I choose not to interact with, then there's people I just tend not to, for no apparant reason.

Spec7ral, because I think he just tries WAY too hard to come across as the cool, "dont give a fuck" type, seems false...Not saying this IS the case with THIS guy, but iMo, sure as hell comes to mind as someone maybe trying a bit to hard to front a certain image.

Haunted, because every disagreed point turns into a forum-wide WW3 shitfuck thereafter. From my personal perspective, she's not a complete idiot or anything, or incapable of making an intelligent point, but I think she's somewhat unstable, and that one of these days she's going to kill herself, or somebody else. When a person's this prone to explosive outbursts, I'd rather stay outside the blast radius.

Ferretchucker , I don't believe I've ever met somebody who rambles such inane shit. Acts very much like an angry 8 year old most of the time, then gets all bitchy anytime somebody calls him out on his bullshit...seems to have a hell of an inferiority complex.

Doc Faustus, American Maniac, Disease, Neverending, geddy, stygianwitch, Gorephobia, evildemontoo, despare, punk666, freak are a few names that for no particular reason, I don't/haven't spoken to very much. Nothing against them, and I'm sure I've missed a few on the list, but yeah...

That's all.

[AmericanManiac]

Doc Faustus, American Maniac, Disease, Neverending, geddy, stygianwitch



He don't like me :mad: *slaps Phalanx in the face* :D

[Phalanx]

Nah, it's not that...I just don't think we've ever really talked that much. Nothing personal.

[AmericanManiac]

Well I take that slap back *slaps myself in the face*
These are for you my new friend, enjoy them.




http://www.epicurious.com/images/drinking/beer/holidaybeer/oktoberfest.jpg

[Phalanx]

Ha, guess you're off the list then...

[AmericanManiac]

WU WHO !
victory dance !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuQ_s5W_0go

[Phalanx]

Yeay YAY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTz2nTt6Xd0&mode=related&search=

[AmericanManiac]

Ok that was cracking me up but when he put that cigarette in his mouth, I lost it !

[_____V_____]

I usually have Zero on ignore (jk), but its tough not to love my favorite redhead. :p

Darth Bane was always on my ignore list, so were a few others who posted trash and talked shit.

As for not talking, I usually make it a point to say something to everyone on here when I m online for a few mins, especially replies to anything I ve posted in any thread.

Remembering Robocop's advice..."Stay out of TROUBLE!" ;)


:D

[Despare]

despare,

Usually I just lurk around making sarcastic comments, posting in the least alive forums, and being a general nuisance.

[PR3SSUR3]

Why the cocksucking hell of Christ would you ignore somebody's posts, unless you're an absolute soft penis who has a fit at the first sign of anything remotely uncontrary?

:confused:

[Spec7ral]

i have two people ignored due to drivel posts.

[Disease]

dont want to flame that thread but..... damn you people got some real talent to turn any kind of conversation into a sex talk... hell we can talk about the buttfuckin moppets and still someone will turn that into a sex conversation... no offence but do you people get any sex....

Starting now i'm ignoreing this prick!

[Disease]

Love is a strong word....

[bwind22]

I have never actually put anyone on ignore, but there are a handful of people I go out of my way to avoid interaction with simply because their posts are somewhat annoying to me... scaryminda & thomasgeorge are the two that spring to mind first and it's not because of anything personal. I just don't think I've seen a relevant (or coherent) post out of either of them so I just tend to skim past them. This jason myers fella could be making his way on to that list as well pretty quick because all I've seen from him is condescending bullshit that he seems to think makes himself look cool.

[Haunted]

I had something sort of nifty to say, but thought the better of it. So I deleted it. It really was sort of nifty, though.

[urgeok]

Why the cocksucking hell of Christ would you ignore somebody's posts, unless you're an absolute soft penis who has a fit at the first sign of anything remotely uncontrary?

:confused:


i used to do it to avoid getting into bullshit arguements ... now i dont bother ..

nice to see you back :)

[tic]

I'm good, but I'm not jesus.

tic
stygianwitch
hitman3005
punk666
disease

I take it that means you ignore me then .... fair enough!

The Worm Song
(Tune: Polly Wolly Doodle)

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me,
Think I'll go and eat worms;
Long thin skinny ones;
Big fat juicy ones,
See how they wriggle and squirm.

I would sing the rest, but as you're ignoring me what do I care. :cool:

[Zero]

OK, I admit I did not read the 7 pages of "I'm sure witty responses to this", but for fucks sake Zero, why would you even ask something so lame? I had a lot more respect for you until I read this. Geez, and I WAS even happy that you were back, but not if you came back just to be a dickless wonder. Grrrrrr...:mad: :mad: :mad: And if I missed some "inside joke" I don't even care. Eat ME!


hmm. . .fortunately i am a nice guy or i would unleash a venomous response to this that would wither the bandwidth. . . but i won't (though i would note that if there is an HDC award for OVERREACTION OF THE YEAR - this should be a top candidate)

my point, which Phalanx grasped well, is that there are groups that interact on HDC and other groups of people that don't interact. i was just curious about how other people make choices about who the talk to and who they don't talk to (or even actively ignore). if it boils down to a bitter dispute over who hates who then so be it.

[ShankS]

...and on that note, here's some strumming

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9093/chimpygeeetarry9.jpg

[Angra]

...and on that note, here's some strumming

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9093/chimpygeeetarry9.jpg


Okay, that does it! That´s the last monkey pic i wanna see from you, Shanks.

You´re ignored.

I IGNORE YOU!!!

[Disease]

I like monkeys angra, I'll see you in the fuck you thread....

[noctuary]

I'm shocked that this thread hasn't become a shitstorm of unbelievable proportions. Come on, try harder, people!

Anyway, there isn't anyone who I go out of my way to ignore, aside from the random trolls that pop up now and then. I'll engage anyone in conversation if they say something interesting and worthy of debate. The only person here that I actively disliked seems to have gone away.

[_____V_____]

(putting Angra and Zero on Ignore)

There. That oughta raise a shitstorm. :D

(If they care for me, that is) :(

[urgeok]

people tend to gravitate towards others with the same interests or points of view ... with the grand exception of 'The Fights' where you mistakenly try to knock some sense into people (guilty !) or you just do it because you enjoy confrontation.

there are people i dont interract with because they arent saying anything that i have something to interract with or they disgust me.


the ones that really confound me are the ones that seem to be here for any reason other than to discuss horror - or film at all.

why the fuck did they pick this forum in the 1st place ?

[The Flayed One]

the ones that really confound me are the ones that seem to be here for any reason other than to discuss horror - or film at all.

why the fuck did they pick this forum in the 1st place ?

I've always wondered that myself. I've seen many people here who have not posted one single thing about anything horror. They come in, say hello I'm a huge horror fan, and then proceed to never post a single word about it. It boggles the mind.

[urgeok]

I've always wondered that myself. I've seen many people here who have not posted one single thing about anything horror. They come in, say hello I'm a huge horror fan, and then proceed to never post a single word about it. It boggles the mind.



or they say : there's only so much you can talk about - and if you go 100 pages back in any direction you found they've never one made a post about anything related to the forum.

why they are here :

- to meet chicks (why here ? there's million other places to do it)
- to start shit up (unfortunately the horror genre attracts social fuckups like flies to butter - makes you almost ashamed to be a fan of this type if film)
- to post pictures of themselves - exclusively WTF ??!!

then there are those that combine the 3.

since the big clean up most of the idiots leave because they only enjoy the conflict ..its too boring for them otherwise ....

unfortunately - not all of them... some wait patiently for a chance to jump in again.

[novakru]

It's too bad the subject got turned back onto the actual reason this thread was started....ahh, to be Angra's bitch *sigh* :D

Anyway, I try not to ignore anyone but since I miss alot of posts-it's bound to happen.
I only put Cheeba on ignore but since coming back I don't see the point, It doesn't matter anymore.

I have no idea why this forum used to grate me so, I guess it took a new sweet precious baby to put things into perspective for me. :)

[The Flayed One]

I have no idea why this forum used to grate me so, I guess it took a new sweet precious baby to put things into perspective for me. :)

Nope. I'm pretty sure it was me what did it.

[Zero]

i suppose i'm probably on the edge of being one of those annoying non-horror hdc members. i do post occassionally down-below, but generally find i'm more interested in my relationship with the other hdc members than i am with any given horror film/novel

i appreciate urge's comment - i think he's probably right that people tend to gravitate towards those with similar interests. though i also think its interesting how people drift apart as well - i suppose its the same thing with people who just drift off the board altogether.

i actually think - with a few snide side-swipes - this has been an interesting and fruitful conversation

i guess, not to be maudlin here, that i've been spending more and more time alone lately (and with my puppy!) and, so, relationships seem both interesting and strange to me these days

(plus as i can't post monkey pictures anymore i've lost anything else to say)

[The Flayed One]

i suppose i'm probably on the edge of being one of those annoying non-horror hdc members. i do post occassionally down-below, but generally find i'm more interested in my relationship with the other hdc members than i am with any given horror film/novel

You participated in the HDC Top 100, writing several blurbs. I think that counts for something.

[_____V_____]

i've been spending more and more time alone lately (and with my puppy!) and, so, relationships seem both interesting and strange to me these days

(plus as i can't post monkey pictures anymore i've lost anything else to say)


***^5s and hugs to my fav redhead***

I love you, you retard, regardless of anything you say or dont say.

:D

[Disease]

or they say : there's only so much you can talk about - and if you go 100 pages back in any direction you found they've never one made a post about anything related to the forum.

why they are here :

- to meet chicks (why here ? there's million other places to do it)
- to start shit up (unfortunately the horror genre attracts social fuckups like flies to butter - makes you almost ashamed to be a fan of this type if film)
- to post pictures of themselves - exclusively WTF ??!!

then there are those that combine the 3.

since the big clean up most of the idiots leave because they only enjoy the conflict ..its too boring for them otherwise ....

unfortunately - not all of them... some wait patiently for a chance to jump in again.


Sometimes I find that the best part about this forum is that you don't have to talk about horror, you just know that everyone gets it, thats what it's like when you feel comfortable.

As for meeting chicks, I'm curious, who has been hooking up in here,I haven't noticed it.

[novakru]

Nope. I'm pretty sure it was me what did it.


I wasn't going hurt your feelings by saying that though. :D

[AmericanManiac]

As for meeting chicks, I'm curious, who has been hooking up in here,I haven't noticed it.

Dammit I must change my identity now, everyone knows what I have been trying to do and lure females to my torcher chamber, fuck !

[_____V_____]

lure females to my torcher chamber

to burn their muffs?

[Disease]

hmm, best way to cover up a burnt muff, is with vegemite

[The Flayed One]

hmm, best way to cover up a burnt muff, is with vegemite

Vegemite=pure, unadulterated evil!:mad:

[_____V_____]

So thats on the barbecue menu today. Haunted must save 1 for me. :D

[AmericanManiac]

to burn their muffs?

To Torcher them by laughter, after repeatedly flashing of my genitalia

[_____V_____]

To Torcher them by laughter, after repeatedly flashing of my genitalia

http://hbdistr.bravehost.com/myPictures/Novelty+Adult+Jet+Flame+Turbo+Torch.jpg

[AmericanManiac]

Your image don't work :)

[_____V_____]

maybe it got burnt on its way to being hotlinked.

[_____V_____]

But...the "torcher chamber" reminded me of something I read awhile back...here it is :-

The heat of passion and the friction of two bodies intertwined just isn't hot enough for the flamies. These enthusiastic, but unquestionably stupid individuals just can't get excited about sex unless things are hot, hot, hot. That's why they obsess over the act of sex between two or more people who are actively on fire. The flamies find nothing more erotic than the combined stench of sweat, sex, and burning flesh and hair. Whether it's a lit match tossed into the pubic hair or a liberal dousing of gasoline all over the body, the flamies need that fire to fuel the fire in their loins. You know, the one that isn't scabies. Due to the nature of the fetish, flamie sex is usually very short in duration, and is more often than not a one-time indulgence, since even in the instances where the participants survive, their genitals are typically charred beyond recognition.

The flamies have spawned an offshoot called "combusties," who fantasize about having their partner spontaneously combust, or about spontaneously combusting themselves, during the sex act. Due to the rare and unpredictable occurrence of actual spontaneous human combustion, this branch of the fetish is less commonly practiced, although websites that cater to it do offer a variety of poor quality videos featuring lame special effects that attempt to represent this odd and thoroughly moronic fantasy.

Naturally, the fetish is also accompanied by plenty of bad art and erotic slash fiction featuring Goku spontaneously combusting while attempting to go Super Saiyan while having gay sex with Vegeta.

[AmericanManiac]

yeah ok thats just fucked up !

[Zero]

***^5s and hugs to my fav redhead***

I love you, you retard, regardless of anything you say or dont say.

:D

thank V - that makes me feel better all the way down to my fuzzy red tail!

[_____V_____]

Hope this works...if it doesnt, the upgrade can suck huge hairy chimpanzee balls! :mad:

http://www.superjohnny.com/~phil/monkey%20love.jpg

[AmericanManiac]

Aww.... That's so cute, but I think I like the other one (monkey, blowing the monkey) was even more cute.

[Haunted]

That's such a sweet picture. It should inspire us all.

2 things...

I've talked about horror. Someone accused me of never talking about horror once. Once. That was all. It's just that not all of the topics below are that interesting. I usually get tangled up in this cat house and by the time... anyway...

The reason that there hasn't been a shit storm is that nobody really gives a shit about the people that don't seem to like them. Why bother? They don't like you, and there's nothing you can do about it. Besides, it's the fucking internet. Who gives a rats ass?

[Zero]

Hope this works...if it doesnt, the upgrade can suck huge hairy chimpanzee balls! :mad:

http://www.superjohnny.com/~phil/monkey%20love.jpg


ok - just for you i've broken down and gone back to monkey picks! big kiss for you!

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/monkey-kiss_1_1_1.jpg

[_____V_____]

aww...

(standing like Ving Rhames with Academy Award statuette ready to break down into a bitterly emotional speech)

:(


:D

[Zero]

aww...

(standing like Ving Rhames with Academy Award statuette ready to break down into a bitterly emotional speech)

:(


:D

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/shocked_monkey.jpg

[BudMan]

Wel, well......lookie who's posting pics now?



Thats a good monkey.

[Zero]

Wel, well......lookie who's posting pics now?



Thats a good monkey.

i'd been saving this one for someone special!



http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/monkey.jpg

[_____V_____]

dont forget who made him to post 'em. ;)

[BudMan]

i'd been saving this one for someone special!



http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/monkey.jpg

I'm touched.












stop touching me.


http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/zen_1904_3727452

[Zero]

i'll touch your monkey right after you shave it!

[BudMan]

http://www.cinderblock.com/Designs/STO-113.jpg

[Zero]

http://www.cinderblock.com/Designs/STO-113.jpg


http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/shocked_monkey.jpg

[bloodrayne]

ok - just for you i've broken down and gone back to monkey picks! big kiss for you!

And NOW you can post more than one at a time in each post with photobucket ;)

[monalisa]

hmm. . .fortunately i am a nice guy or i would unleash a venomous response to this that would wither the bandwidth. . . but i won't (though i would note that if there is an HDC award for OVERREACTION OF THE YEAR - this should be a top candidate)...blah blah blah...


Hey an award is an award! Woo-hoo, I win I win I win!!! Fuck you, I mean thank you, you evil little monkey! :p Thpppt! :p :rolleyes:

[Zero]

Hey an award is an award! Woo-hoo, I win I win I win!!! Fuck you, I mean thank you, you evil little monkey! :p Thpppt! :p :rolleyes:

:D

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/monkeymoon.jpg

[monalisa]

:p :D

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/monkeymoon.jpg


Damn, does that thing have 'roids, or did the photographer just catch him mid-fart? Or is he just waiting for you to show up for your date? :eek: :p

[hellfire1]

i pretty much ignore everyone, meaning i talk to no one and no one talks to me. which is why i've been here as long as i have without being sucked into all the drama (see picture thread). so it all works out for moi.

i kind of thrive on making myself small and watching the shit hit the fan. :p

[Zero]

:p


Damn, does that thing have 'roids, or did the photographer just catch him mid-fart? Or is he just waiting for you to show up for your date? :eek: :p

just waiting for you to give my ass a big KISS

:D

[hellfire1]

:D fucking ten character rule.

[Zero]

i pretty much ignore everyone, meaning i talk to no one and no one talks to me. which is why i've been here as long as i have without being sucked into all the drama (see picture thread). so it all works out for moi.

i kind of thrive on making myself small and watching the shit hit the fan. :p


http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/hellomonkey.jpg

[urgeok]

i pretty much ignore everyone, meaning i talk to no one and no one talks to me. which is why i've been here as long as i have without being sucked into all the drama (see picture thread). so it all works out for moi.

i kind of thrive on making myself small and watching the shit hit the fan. :p

i bet your socks smell, eiffel tower lovin traitor to the good ol' USA !!


(god thats pathetic - i'm much nastier in person)

[hellfire1]

i bet your socks smell, eiffel tower lovin traitor to the good ol' USA !!


(god thats pathetic - i'm much nastier in person)


that all ? boy, that pic thread has taken the wind outta ya.

now go listen to celine dion, crazy canadian bastard !! (yeah i got nothin' either)

edit : oh and hello... zero, is it ?

[Haunted]

You know what? I realized something that set some people off about me, and that was my whole feminist schtick. At that time, I was hanging around a bunch of women (who would prefer "wymym or wimmin" yeah...). So now, I hold some of those values, but they're personal. So, if it ain't me...fuck it.

[urgeok]

that all ? boy, that pic thread has taken the wind outta ya.



yeah - i hate it when it gets ugly ...

now go listen to celine dion,



oh shit thats just low, you're going on ignore as of now !

[Zero]

that all ? boy, that pic thread has taken the wind outta ya.

now go listen to celine dion, crazy canadian bastard !! (yeah i got nothin' either)

edit : oh and hello... zero, is it ?

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/monkey-wave-7384-tn.jpg

[hellfire1]

yeah - i hate it when it gets ugly ...



oh shit thats just low, you're going on ignore as of now !


oh no... please don't do that. i just might kill myself, or worse still... leave this board. :eek: woe is me, etc.... come on, i'll even teach you some real cuss words in REAL french, not like that crap you call french over there. :p

aww zero, you're just the cutest. but sorry, being ignored is my job. ;)

now leave me alone, all of ya. i'm trying to lurk.

[urgeok]

i'm sorry, did someone say something ?

maybe it was hellfire - but i'll never know cause i have her on ignore.

lah di dah and poop poop to you !

[Zero]

oh no... please don't do that. i just might kill myself, or worse still... leave this board. :eek: woe is me, etc.... come on, i'll even teach you some real cuss words in REAL french, not like that crap you call french over there. :p

aww zero, you're just the cutest. but sorry, being ignored is my job. ;)

now leave me alone, all of ya. i'm trying to lurk.


no attention here - i'm just reading the paper

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/MonkeyPaper.jpg

[Zero]

sorry to put this back at the top ...but i think we need it now.

why? obviously something has happened (even zwoti has shamed us) - but i've been insanely busy lately and not been logging on as much as normal. . . so someone fill me in on the gossip (mainly so I can get into the middle of things!!)

[Angra]

why? obviously something has happened (even zwoti has shamed us) - but i've been insanely busy lately and not been logging on as much as normal. . . so someone fill me in on the gossip (mainly so I can get into the middle of things!!)


Notice how we all ignore you....

[ShankS]

Notice how we all ignore you....

ignore who :confused:

[urgeok]

i ignore my parents.
always have - always will.

[Zero]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/2005angrymonkey2_400.jpgignore who :confused:

grrrr



:D

[PR3SSUR3]

omcdave, boris, that twat with the monkey fixation, omcdave, the homo who likes pussy, omcdave, the whipped one, omcdave, austinpowers, scarylinda, YMCAdave, its fun to go to the, pregnant sex fixation. All them and more.

[ShankS]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/2005angrymonkey2_400.jpg

grrrr



:D


http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/3221/tumbleweedkj3.jpg

[newb]

That BudMan is a bit of a piker.

[Angra]

jez presser you like my name alot there what have you been doing with it when im not using it ?


He blows big loads on it. ;):D

[monalisa]

Personaly I wouldn't put anyone on my ignore list. I'm too curious. If I don't feel like reading someone's post at the time, then I don't read it. That doesn't mean they won't ever have anything worth reading in the future.

[Angra]

i should have thought someone was going to say it :D you see the prob is presser likes my ass and keeps his face there and its getting his face all smelly. and he keeps humping my leg...what are you going to do ha :D


I see only one solution, my friend.


Get him neutered.

[slayer666]

I don't use the ignore feature at all. However, I do tend to skip over posts that appear to be written by hormonal 14 year-old boys who are more interested in talking about bodily functions than horror.

[tic]

I don't ignore anyone. (not like some people)
I post to threads of interest, and not merely for the 'fun' of posting.

If I agree with someone's opinion then I may post, If I don't agree, again I may post.

My choice, like it or lump it!

* I wonder how many people are putting me on ignore now! * :rolleyes:

[PR3SSUR3]

i should have thought someone was going to say it you see the prob is presser likes my ass and keeps his face there and its getting his face all smelly. and he keeps humping my leg...what are you going to do ha

lol

You're aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalright!

:o


PS

Here's one of my holiday snaps, me getting ready to go out in the hotel.

http://www.hotelranieri.com/img/stirapantaloni.jpg

[urgeok]

nice pants !


oops - trousers (i forgot where you were :D)

[Disease]

lol

You're aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalright!

:o


PS

Here's one of my holiday snaps, me getting ready to go out in the hotel.

http://www.hotelranieri.com/img/stirapantaloni.jpg

hmm, are they the cream , the white, the off white, the baize, or the bone?