View Full Version : Worst Horror Movies Ever
ferretchucker
10-24-2006, 06:11 AM
Just say what you hate about certain Horror Movies.
Nightmare on elm street 5 - too much about comedy, freddy looks gay, taking the whole, him being in dream thing, too far
Seed of Chucky - Ruined the one thing that could scare me in myroom as a child, which looking back is kind of fun, my stuffed toys.
_____V_____
10-24-2006, 06:18 AM
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24009
:rolleyes:
ferretchucker
10-24-2006, 06:20 AM
ahhhh, but this isn't most boring. This is worst!
neverending
10-24-2006, 07:08 AM
I particularly hate John Carpenter's Vampires. The script is so stupid and after a while it just gives up and goes on autopilot. Extremrely bad dialogue. I feel sorry for the talented James Woods seeing him in this.
ferretchucker
10-24-2006, 07:24 AM
except for assualt on precint 13 and half of the Halloween movies, he wasn't that good of a director
The Mothman
10-24-2006, 08:00 AM
except for assualt on precint 13 and half of the Halloween movies, he wasn't that good of a director
are you fucking kidding me?
the thing, the fog, In the mouth of madness, prince of darkness
Carpenter is one of the greatest horror directors of our time
Dante'sInferno
10-24-2006, 09:27 AM
Feardotcom is the worst horror movie ever and the worst in a series would be ANOES 2
The Flayed One
10-24-2006, 09:35 AM
Boo was pretty damned bad. Exorcist II: the Heretic is the bad movie that I hold as the standard to which I compare all other bad movies. Ghost Ship, sans the first few minutes, was atrocious.
Nikkif8
10-24-2006, 09:58 AM
I still think The Grudge is one of the worst movies I have ever seen!
The_Return
10-24-2006, 10:00 AM
half of the Halloween movies
He only directed the first one there, genius
Dante'sInferno
10-24-2006, 10:02 AM
Oh yeah, i forgot about the scarecrow slayer.
The_Return
10-24-2006, 10:05 AM
No matter how many times this same thread gets posted, I have to make it known:
Jigsaw is the worst POS ever produced.
Dante'sInferno
10-24-2006, 10:08 AM
SAW?Heh.:D Oh yeah Return i saw Dracula it was awsomeYes the 1931 version.:D
crimson_ghost
10-24-2006, 10:19 AM
I thought Wishmaster 3 was totally shit, so now i'm avoding the 4th one, my friend agrees, we both bought them and both agree on it.
The_Return
10-24-2006, 10:21 AM
SAW?Heh.:D Oh yeah Return i saw Dracula it was awsomeYes the 1931 version.:D
No, not Saw. Jigsaw. BIIIG difference.
And as for Dracula...rock on!:D
Haunted
10-24-2006, 10:24 AM
This is a loaded question, because no matter what you answer, there's going to be some chump (chump for the moment anyway) saying, "You're fucking crazy!!! That movie was great!" For instance some one mentioned Ju-on The Grudge, personally, I thought it was pretty creepy shit. Why? Dunno. However, I thought the Creepshow films were crap. Why? Because they were. There are a million more that I've seen that were dumb liiiiike THE GATE, right?!?!?!!?! So....?
Nikkif8
10-24-2006, 10:35 AM
This is a loaded question, because no matter what you answer, there's going to be some chump (chump for the moment anyway) saying, "You're fucking crazy!!! That movie was great!" For instance some one mentioned Ju-on The Grudge, personally, I thought it was pretty creepy shit. Why? Dunno. However, I thought the Creepshow films were crap. Why? Because they were. There are a million more that I've seen that were dumb liiiiike THE GATE, right?!?!?!!?! So....?
Of course everyone is going to have different Opinions. I hated The Grude because it was ridiculous and boring, hardly scarey/creepy to me. As well as The Ring. I also didn't like Wolf Creek or Hostel, both boring and barely creepy. I hate movies that don't live up to the hype they put out. I could also say F13 and Halloween, ect all those 80s movies are bad because in some ways they are, just cheesey, but still fun to watch at least, they don't try to be something they're not like the others above. Just my opinion.
I imagine this must be a contender!
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n22/mule4468/worsthorror.jpg
And, yes that is it's real title.
edit: the tile is "The Worst Horror Film Ever Made" - the pix has vanished :eek:
ferretchucker
10-24-2006, 11:31 AM
bye ya'll, be back on thursday!
The Mothman
10-24-2006, 11:37 AM
Skinned Deep. pretty god awful.
Roderick Usher
10-24-2006, 11:56 AM
tune in to SciFi Channel any Saturday night and you're sure to hit something truly awful:D
Spec7ral
10-24-2006, 03:18 PM
Skinned Deep. pretty god awful.
mothman noooooooooo! i agree with so many of your movie pix i thought you would see the humour in this one a bit, even tho its just a huge TCM ripoff. but fucking warwick davis whipping plates around? i thought that shit was classic. of course i also disagree that the gate sucked, that was a sweet horror movie at the time, i think i even saw it in the theater. keep in mind i was prolly early teens at the time tho. phantasm i love, tall man is super creepy lookin.
some horrible ones i own, but i love because they are just that bad:
kingdom of the spiders
rats night of terror
silent night deadly night 2
hell of the living dead
tromeo and juliet
just to name a few
Geddy
10-24-2006, 03:23 PM
I hate Valentine alot.
alkytrio666
10-24-2006, 06:58 PM
Sasquatch Hunters. Horribly atrociously awful.
_____V_____
10-24-2006, 10:30 PM
Necropolis...stupid stupid movie.
The Item...wtf was all that about? And the stupid thing having sex while consoling a woman? geezers gimme a fuckin break!
Three on a Meathook...seriously, the producers might ve shot themselves after seeing that one :rolleyes:
Savage Weekend...simply horrible.
Fever Lake...wish I watched some dumb amateur blonde porno instead of this shitty trashbag scum...
House of the Dead...I swear I could rip Boll to shreds when I finished watching this waste garbage...:mad:
crazy fat ethel is the worst film Ihave ever seen, like Ihave seen better B-horror, crazy fat ethel is funny but stillI would give it two thumbs down.
shit it would be really good if it was re-done.
White Noise - it doesn't even have the excuse of a bad cast or low budget
also Friedkin's The Guardian - boy that stunk up the theater!
Nikkif8
10-25-2006, 09:55 AM
hey nikk your killing me here:D
I know, everyone I know seems to love that movie. I only know one other person who doesn't and fell asleep at the theatre. I even tried watching it a second time... stil did nothign for me. Sorry:o
Dark Party
10-25-2006, 12:39 PM
Just say what you hate about certain Horror Movies.
Nightmare on elm street 5 - too much about comedy, freddy looks gay, taking the whole, him being in dream thing, too far
Seed of Chucky - Ruined the one thing that could scare me in myroom as a child, which looking back is kind of fun, my stuffed toys.
- "Ginger Snaps" blows monkey guts
- "Cabin Fever" is a waste of time, money, and fake blood
- Any movie with "Resident" or "Evil" in the title
- "C.H.U.D." speaks for itself
- "The Lawnmower Man" made me want to strangle myself with a bicycle chain
- "Halloween 2" was a horror show, but not in a good way
- Everyone of the "Jaws" remakes
alkytrio666
10-25-2006, 01:12 PM
- Any movie with "Resident" or "Evil" in the title
Didn't like The Evil Dead?
- "Ginger Snaps" blows monkey guts
- "Cabin Fever" is a waste of time, money, and fake blood
- Any movie with "Resident" or "Evil" in the title
- "C.H.U.D." speaks for itself
- "The Lawnmower Man" made me want to strangle myself with a bicycle chain
- "Halloween 2" was a horror show, but not in a good way
- Everyone of the "Jaws" remakes
one of my (sadly many) ex-girlfriends had a theory that any movie with an "ing" verb followed by someone's name would always blow -
like "finding nemo" or "saving silverman" etc.
kpropain
10-25-2006, 04:21 PM
It appears none of you have ever seen this piece of shit...
Hands down worst movie I've ever seen...
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1720/sleepyhollowhighey9.jpg
urgeok
10-25-2006, 04:57 PM
It appears none of you have ever seen this piece of shit...
scream meets dawsons creek ?
begs the question ... what on earth possessed you to see it ? :eek:
kpropain
10-25-2006, 05:04 PM
scream meets dawsons creek ?
begs the question ... what on earth possessed you to see it ? :eek:
LOL back when I was doing fiber optic telephone work, I used to travel a bit and I would carry my PS2 with me so I could hook it up in hotel rooms to watch movies or play games...Well the hotel we were staying at had this truck stop next to it that sold cheap ass dvd's, so I was in there looking around and saw this for $3 and figured what the hell, I've seen some pretty bad low budget flicks before, it can't be THAT bad...Boy was I wrong...
urgeok
10-25-2006, 05:08 PM
texas chainsaw massacre meets dawsons creek i could understand ...
i love bad movies that have a bunch of bonus features... when the only decent bonus would be - they include a brick for you to throw through the tv screen :p
kpropain
10-25-2006, 05:13 PM
texas chainsaw massacre meets dawsons creek i could understand ...
i love bad movies that have a bunch of bonus features... when the only decent bonus would be - they include a brick for you to throw through the tv screen :p
I wish the bonus feature that they put with that movie is that they actually put the director in the case, so that way after watching it I could have beat my three dollars out of him...
I sound like the kid on Better Off Dead, "I want my two dollars" :D
The Demeter
10-27-2006, 05:32 AM
Carnivore. Simply awful...
The Flayed One
10-27-2006, 05:35 AM
Carnivore. Simply awful...
Not to be confused with Carnisaur, which is made from awesome!
ferretchucker
10-27-2006, 09:39 AM
What about the newest "The Haunting".
Sorry Zero but your ex was wrong, the original haunting was great but in this the story is crap, theres too much CGI for the most classic horror story alive.
Also, they remade the Shining. It sucked balls so much it gave Paris Hilton a run for her money!
Finally, all modern horror comedies like FvJ and such. Horror comedies suck. Why mix the best with the worst?!
_____V_____
10-27-2006, 09:45 AM
Also, they remade the Shining. It sucked balls so much it gave Paris Hilton a run for her money!
Did I miss something? Or are you talking about the 97 TV mini-series?
ferretchucker
10-27-2006, 09:48 AM
it might have been? I was on the horror channel and it was a big film. Maybe they put allthe episodes tgether to make this. Anyway, it wascrap. Nicholson is the only dull boy for me!
ferretchucker
10-28-2006, 02:56 AM
i think i saw that on men and motors?
Was it called Leatherwaist
Windowlicker
10-28-2006, 04:10 AM
hey all
this is my first real post on here, so be nice yeh :D
im hav 2 say the worst film iv seen has 2 b the house on the edge of the Park, i found it the most boring, slow, pointless film iv ever watched
Dark Party
10-28-2006, 06:29 AM
One word: C.H.U.D.
ferretchucker
10-28-2006, 02:03 PM
never seen. usually if it has a long title, it's crap
The_Return
10-28-2006, 02:06 PM
never seen. usually if it has a long title, it's crap
"Who is Harry Kellerman and Why is He Saying these Terrible Things About Me" was really good.
ferretchucker
10-28-2006, 02:13 PM
what was it about?
crimson_ghost
10-28-2006, 02:21 PM
Argh, i bought I've been watching you 2, absolutely bollocks
The_Return
10-28-2006, 02:34 PM
what was it about?
It's not horror...here's the plot summary from IMDB:
Hugely successful but impossibly neurotic songwriter Georgie Soloway is sliding into a mid-life crisis. He believes that all of his past romantic relationships have been destroyed not by his own failings but by the interference of the mysterious Harry Kellerman. Family, friends, and his psychiatrist cannot give him the help he seeks. When his father is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Georgie begins spending more and more time flying his personal aircraft, distancing himself physically, emotionally and mentally from the real world.
Ginger<3
10-28-2006, 02:44 PM
texas chainsaw massacre meets dawsons creek i could understand ...
there is something about hacking people open and teens sleeping in each others beds that would be appealing.
ferretchucker
10-28-2006, 02:45 PM
is you 2 the name of a film or did u mean me and the return.
Texas chainsaw masscre meets spongebob squarepants.
Fiannly, someone gives pearl what she deserves!
crimson_ghost
10-28-2006, 02:57 PM
I've been watching you 2: prom night, total utter collocks;)
ferretchucker
10-29-2006, 12:27 AM
it sounds it
aimforthehead
10-29-2006, 03:57 AM
Ginger snaps.
the werewolf at the end instead of scaring me just makes me crack up...it's so bad!
slayer666
10-29-2006, 06:07 AM
Some really bad movies listed here, but I'm confused. Am I the only one here who made the mistake of watching House of the Dead (2003)? I don't think anyone who hasn't seen this has a right to talk about bad horror movies. This simply has to be the worst horror movie of all time.
The Flayed One
10-29-2006, 06:35 AM
Ginger snaps.
the werewolf at the end instead of scaring me just makes me crack up...it's so bad!
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1402413
aimforthehead
10-29-2006, 06:36 AM
Don't even remember house of the dead coming out! Was it based on the video game, cos that was great!
alkytrio666
10-29-2006, 06:38 AM
Don't even remember house of the dead coming out! Was it based on the video game, cos that was great!
Yes, and that should be your first hint that it sucks.
Movies based off video games = bad idea.
_____V_____
10-29-2006, 07:35 AM
Ginger snaps.
the werewolf at the end instead of scaring me just makes me crack up...it's so bad!
did I read that right? :confused:
aimforthehead
10-29-2006, 07:51 AM
sorry I hate ginger snaps....just my opinion
slayer666
10-29-2006, 09:03 AM
Not only was House of the Dead based on the game, random shots of the the game were included throughout the movie for no apparent reason. I said it before and I'll say it again, you haven't seen a bad movie until you checked this one out.
Geddy
10-29-2006, 09:48 AM
The Fog Remake.Ugh.
ferretchucker
10-29-2006, 12:48 PM
i thought it wasnt based on the game? Isn't it about travvelers who go to some island of dead people?
The_Return
10-29-2006, 12:52 PM
I love House of the Dead, and Im not ashamed to admit it.
Yes, it's a pretty bad movie. The actors are shit, the script is laughably bad, parts of the plot make NO sence at all...but damn if it's not alot of fun!
Call it a guilty pleasure, but House of the Dead is among my favourites.
ferretchucker
10-29-2006, 12:55 PM
freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spec7ral
10-30-2006, 01:45 AM
The Fog Remake.Ugh.
i wasnt even aware this travesty had even occured as of yet
Disease
10-30-2006, 03:39 AM
do me a favour spec7ral, don't watch it, it's so bad i felt sick and vomitted all over the cat!
ferretchucker
10-30-2006, 08:43 AM
Oi, i have a true rockers hair!!! Long and messy!
Anyway, what is worse than the fog remake, the "when a stranger calls" remake.
PhilnEdee
10-30-2006, 08:51 AM
Not so much horror...but the 4th CROW movie is quite possibly the worst movie ever made :mad: ...the Fog remake gets an oscar compared to the total fuck job they did to the Crow series...the first one was SOOOO good, the 2nd wasn't bad, # 3 not to good, #4 total hell on film...Zombie Lake is ggod compared to the Crow 4.