View Full Version : How Many Friday the 13th Movies...
crabapple
10-23-2006, 11:35 AM
...does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Most creative answer in the next 24 hours wins a prize!:D
Don't post an answer in this thread unless you want me to mail you a prize.:mad:
The Mothman
10-23-2006, 11:47 AM
how ever many friday the 13th dvds vorhees can shove up his own ass with his machete. ouch.
ya that was pretty bad.
crabapple
10-23-2006, 02:06 PM
Well, it's the only answer so far!
alkytrio666
10-23-2006, 02:22 PM
2: You put a DVD in each hand. Gently and carefully squeeze them around the bulb and lift it into the air. Then you use them to spin the bulb in a clockwise motion until the bulb is tightly in place.
And let there be light!
ferretchucker
10-23-2006, 02:31 PM
1
and 9 annoying sequels to try and do it as well as the first, but end up dropping it. The lights get looser and the story filament gets weaker for each one...
The Mothman
10-23-2006, 02:34 PM
im gonna win:)
ferretchucker
10-23-2006, 02:39 PM
you poorimbosilic ignoramus.
crabapple
10-23-2006, 02:42 PM
Some pretty funny answers! Excellent. This prize I am giving away is a small prize, by the way, it's not some big expensive thing. I don't even know what the prize is exactly, but it'll fit into a little envelope. And it'll be horror related.
(It'll probably be a copy of one of the rubber ears from the Carlos scene in "Freddy's Dead," for which I supervised the appliance effects.)
So don't compete for the prize. Do it for, you know, for the sake of it.
ferretchucker
10-23-2006, 02:50 PM
sure...we wont compete.
Come on men, load yourguns. Mothan is right by that tree!
crabapple
10-23-2006, 03:01 PM
No no, what I meant was, compete--but compete for the sake of competing, because the prize is just a little thing really. A rubber ear that fits in a padded envelope--hey wow!
urgeok
10-23-2006, 05:37 PM
None ..
movies cant screw in lightbulbs.
what did i win ?
crabapple
10-23-2006, 05:57 PM
I just realized...
Nothing anyone has posted yet is the least bit clever!
Well, some of them are. Okay, a lot of them are.
Maybe I should...start a thread about it.
alkytrio666
10-23-2006, 06:09 PM
Yo, crabs. Suck on deez nuts: http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25512&page=6
_____V_____
10-23-2006, 07:33 PM
1 to give it the "motherly" touch,
2 to get "awakened",
3 to check its " 3 dimensional filament",
4 to "finalize its screw-in",
5 to "try a dummy first",
6 to "see if it lives again",
7 to determine if "its of the new series",
8 if the bulb is "Made in Manhattan",
9 if it wont work and "you swear it to Hell"
and
10 when you throw it into "deep space" in disgust.
If all else doesnt work, screw it good and proper with a "gloved 'un." That oughta screw it tight. :D
crabapple
10-23-2006, 08:14 PM
Very good ansers s o far.
crimson_ghost
10-24-2006, 03:23 AM
0, Jason IS the lightbulb
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/sk8er_dan/08.jpg
(Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood)
ferretchucker
10-24-2006, 03:33 AM
Who's winning so far? I need to know soon because I'm going to my nans house for the next couple of days.
scaryminda15
10-24-2006, 06:36 AM
none because Vorhees will kill you or break the light bulb no point if u ask me.
what do you think of that?
ferretchucker
10-24-2006, 06:40 AM
i think you already have a rubber ear and so sren't gonna bother trying for a new one.
Personally i think putting jason in ruined it.
It would have been better as a one off with his mum.
crabapple
10-24-2006, 07:26 AM
These are definitely some funny responses! Still just a short while left to go.
Runner-ups get a digital image file of one of the puppets I made for Bride of Reanimator. It'll get posted here when the contest wraps up. See?
ferretchucker
10-24-2006, 07:30 AM
well im going to my nans at 6:00pm so can we be quick!
crabapple
10-24-2006, 07:45 AM
Well, according to the contest, it's the most creative response in 1 day...another 4 hours, just about!
I will post the runner-up prize right now for all you anxious folk! :eek: http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m108/darkcornerpix/bridephotoSM.jpg
ferretchucker
10-24-2006, 07:48 AM
ooooh, it turns me on
crabapple
10-24-2006, 07:52 AM
Oh yes...in case I didn't mention it before, this is a HALLOWEEN WEEK contest, and is sort of a digital version of Halloween festivities. Like a sort of party.
SKOOFx
10-24-2006, 07:56 AM
None.
Jason wasn't bright to being with.
http://www.chrisburke.org/images/corky.jpg
ferretchucker
10-24-2006, 07:59 AM
that isn't funny, especially since my little brother has downs
crabapple
10-24-2006, 12:24 PM
This is the winning answer, from Crimson Ghost. Congratulations!~
0, Jason IS the lightbulb
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/sk8er_dan/08.jpg
(Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood)
Crimson Ghost, PM me with your mailing address and I'll have your small but important present in the mail in about a week.
crabapple
10-24-2006, 04:24 PM
crimson_ghost, calling, calling the crimson_ghost,
you gotta claim your prize, bubba. you is the winnah! probably at work or doing something important. like drinking
I'll pm crimson_ghost and see if that works
ferretchucker
10-27-2006, 03:32 AM
who's the runner up?
crimson_ghost
10-27-2006, 04:35 PM
crimson_ghost, calling, calling the crimson_ghost,
you gotta claim your prize, bubba. you is the winnah! probably at work or doing something important. like drinking
I'll pm crimson_ghost and see if that works
PMd you back with address:)