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urgeok
10-20-2006, 08:09 AM
anyone see this banner ad on the site ?
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Date Hundreds of Thousands of Gothic Friends and Singles.
www.GothicMatch.com
attention all morose mutherfuckers ... you can be unhappy together !
_____V_____
10-20-2006, 08:12 AM
finally...they have their own website!
(they even have a "model of the month" section)
wtg!!:rolleyes:
BudMan
10-20-2006, 08:13 AM
Till death do they part.
http://www.bobotheseal.com/temp/other/American-Gothic.jpg
_____V_____
10-20-2006, 08:15 AM
Till death do they part...
...and after.
:D
Vodstok
10-20-2006, 08:49 AM
I really wish i had a way of sharing this with everyone via audio...
there was a girl in a car behind my wife and i as we were waiting in line at a car wash a few years ago. she wasnt 100% goth, but she had the sad, unimpressed look about her, as she cleaned out her car in between washes (you know, where you just sit there for minutes watching the silouhette of the car 3 ahaead fo you get sprayed), then she would get back in, move foward, get out aand begin all over again,. The whole time, her expression never changed, and i swear her cigarrette never got shorter, even though it was lcearly lit.
Bree mentioned at one point "She is cheery isnt she?" very sarcastiaclly.
I responded with a sibilant lisp (i excell at this.. Eddie Murphy and Carson from queer eye have nothing on me) "She's sullen. And Smoking. She's sullen and smoking."
It became a running joke from then on whenever we saw an expressionless teenager, usually a goth.
"She's sullen."
"and smoking."
"I would smile, but i cant. Im sullen. And smoking." It really is funny as hell when you can hear it.
BudMan
10-20-2006, 10:04 AM
I really wish i had a way of sharing this with everyone via audio...
there was a girl in a car behind my wife and i as we were waiting in line at a car wash a few years ago. she wasnt 100% goth, but she had the sad, unimpressed look about her, as she cleaned out her car in between washes (you know, where you just sit there for minutes watching the silouhette of the car 3 ahaead fo you get sprayed), then she would get back in, move foward, get out aand begin all over again,. The whole time, her expression never changed, and i swear her cigarrette never got shorter, even though it was lcearly lit.
Bree mentioned at one point "She is cheery isnt she?" very sarcastiaclly.
I responded with a sibilant lisp (i excell at this.. Eddie Murphy and Carson from queer eye have nothing on me) "She's sullen. And Smoking. She's sullen and smoking."
It became a running joke from then on whenever we saw an expressionless teenager, usually a goth.
"She's sullen."
"and smoking."
"I would smile, but i cant. Im sullen. And smoking." It really is funny as hell when you can hear it.
Yeah....we believe ya Vod.....really.
urgeok
10-20-2006, 10:23 AM
vod is a hybred goth-nerd
his pocket protector is black and he wears marylin manson socks.
(you cant see them - but they're there)
:D
crabapple
10-20-2006, 10:31 AM
Date Hundreds of Thousands of Gothic Friends and Singles.
!
Here's the thing....date hundreds of thousands of them? I mean, come on. Eight or nine of 'em would keep me busy for a while.
Vodstok
10-20-2006, 10:32 AM
vod is a hybred goth-nerd
his pocket protector is black and he wears marylin manson socks.
(you cant see them - but they're there)
:D
I use electrical tape to keep my glasses together, because it is black.
Like my heart and the world.
urgeok
10-20-2006, 10:53 AM
Here's the thing....date hundreds of thousands of them? .
i thought that was funny too ..
i imagined a speed dating night for goths...
10 minutes each table.
1) "my name is Black Rose - life has no purpose"
2) "the bats are coming to devour your soul"
3) "graveyards are mystical places"
aiiiiyi yi get me outta here !!!!
_____V_____
10-20-2006, 11:03 AM
1) "my name is Black Rose - life has no purpose"
:eek:
Urge's poetic instincts are taking over...
Vodstok
10-20-2006, 11:27 AM
i thought that was funny too ..
i imagined a speed dating night for goths...
10 minutes each table.
1) "my name is Black Rose - life has no purpose"
2) "the bats are coming to devour your soul"
3) "graveyards are mystical places"
aiiiiyi yi get me outta here !!!!
You missed the part where Goth chicks to a one have no self esteem, so right afterwards, you get 30 phone numbers from girls who will let you donkey punch them if you'll tell them they're pretty.
urgeok
10-20-2006, 11:43 AM
You missed the part where Goth chicks to a one have no self esteem, so right afterwards, you get 30 phone numbers from girls who will let you donkey punch them if you'll tell them they're pretty.
"gee baby, i couldnt tell if there was even a person under all the black eyeliner, black lipstick, black nail polish, and black nylon.
i loved the scars from your cutting sessions though ! you look great in red lines.
stygianwitch
10-20-2006, 02:38 PM
i think vampclown is a goth...is he?...and were is he lately?
he's away for a couple of weeks
Phalanx
10-20-2006, 08:33 PM
I think goths are generally a little misunderstood....I mean, I'm not saying I know enough of 'em to make any kind of definitive statements here, but from the...lets see...five goths I've met, I've gathered that.
a: They're not all suicidal depressives
b: They're not all antisocial "if you're not a goth, fuck you" cunts.
c: They don't all think they're poets, and actually seldom quote Poe.
d: Their wardrobes aren't actually filled with black only.
e: SOME of them are actually pretty nice people...actually, all but ONE of them that I've met, who was a stuck up little bitch in general, little rich girl who let the parents pay for all her gear :rolleyes: , but she was the exception...our friendship ended because I didn't hate the same people she did.
But either way...it's unfortunate, that a lot of them seem to be a little pre-judged on the basis of the little we see of them (no offence at all intended, but maybe the girl cleaning her car was just thinking "shit...another couple of people staring at me, probably talking about me...etc...maybe trying to be as non-reactive as possible,...maybe not)...I mean, sure, I used to think that goths were a pretty weird bunch, the hating, self loathing, cutting types, but I've met a few in college, and at work, since...
From my own take, the ones that are all "woe is me, pvc", snobby, put shit on other groups, cut themselves, go on about death and darkness (eg - the girl I referred to above as the stuck up little bitch), the whole "I don't care" act, well...to me those are the ones that come across as big fucking "try hards", and I'm not sure about this, but I'd think that these posers would pretty much also get laughed at by the rest of the goth "community", I mean, it's pretty easy to tell the difference between a person who's into the general lifestyle (eg art, clothing, architecture, music scene, the traditional, not just the neo) to the "LOOKIT ME, I'M GOTH" ones that are trying it on for a while, probably to piss off their parents, the ones that think an "attitude" has to come attatched.
The sad thing is...the reason "normal" people probably have these preconceptions about goths, is more than likely because "group B" now makes up the majority...but, not all Germans are nazis, right?
Just thought I'd throw in, and say that a lot of the perceptions around the place can be not quite complete...not saying "get out there and go meet some goths" neccessarily, just that I have...5, not many, but enough to have changes my views somewhat.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
10-21-2006, 02:14 AM
that's funny because I know a bunch of goths and they are all pretty much walking stereotypes.
Kemal
10-21-2006, 05:07 AM
I don't know, it's no sillier than those suburban white kids who dress and talk like they grew up in Bedford stuyvesant. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
urgeok
10-21-2006, 05:11 AM
I don't know, it's no sillier than those suburban white kids who dress and talk like they grew up in Bedford stuyvesant. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
you're right - and if there was a website where you could go and specifically date hundreds of thousands of suburban white kids who dress and talk like they grew up in Bedford stuyvesant - i'd think that was pretty damn funny too :)
crabapple
10-21-2006, 06:22 AM
I just see this image of a huge crowd of people and they're all waiting to be next. No, me, me! Do me next! I am the most interesting! I am the least interested!
It's like seeing a hundred Agent Smiths but it's hundreds of thousands of people with eyeliner and pale skin. Like an ocean of reanimated corpses, each one holding a little ticket like at the bakery.
urgeok
10-21-2006, 11:08 AM
i just cant imagine spending any time around people who put that much effort into what they wear.
zwoti
10-21-2006, 02:24 PM
i just cant imagine spending any time around people who put that much effort into what they wear.
it must be a nightmare for them
shall i wear black or black today :p
stygianwitch
10-21-2006, 02:37 PM
shall i wear black or black today :p
wear black....all ninja's should wear black :p
unless you wanna follow BR's new trend and go with mauve :D
zwoti
10-21-2006, 02:45 PM
wear black....all ninja's should wear black :p
unless you wanna follow BR's new trend and go with mauve :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/zwoti/scans/deadcamperlake8.jpg
http://photos.yafro.com/pics3/i/20050125/02/e/a/6/ea6c2c96f276710d21f910e9f1775f070_full.jpg
it just doesn't seem right :(
stygianwitch
10-21-2006, 02:53 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/zwoti/scans/deadcamperlake8.jpg
it just doesn't seem right :(
oh that is so wrong... it's just not you... stick with the black :cool: