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Leslie Daher
12-23-2003, 09:49 AM
i really can't stand julia roberts! she's making her hundreth movie that's just about the same as all her others and a COMPLETE RIP OFF of dead poets society but never the less...her and that stupid laugh! it's everywhere! God, I want to just poke my eyes out when i hear it. "WHOO-HAHAHA!" i'd love to see her in horror flick just so someone like freddy or jason will just stop the laughing!!!! argh!

mictlan
12-23-2003, 10:26 AM
Tom Cruise and Demi Moore. I'm sure there are others but those two are the most offensive people in Hollywood. In my opinion.

MichaelMyers
12-23-2003, 10:28 AM
Please, next time save this stuff for the General Forum.

Leslie Daher
12-23-2003, 10:30 AM
sooo sorry to offend mikey..i'll do better next time, promise

avenger00soul
12-23-2003, 10:42 AM
Agreed on Julia Roberts. I hate her too. I don't see her "hotness." When I look at her, I just see MOUTH.

Leslie Daher
12-23-2003, 10:46 AM
LMAO! haha! ain't that the truth!

Seeing-red
12-23-2003, 10:48 AM
not and actor/actress- My maths teacher
actor/actress- the guy that in all the teen comadies eg road trip, american pie.

avenger00soul
12-23-2003, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by Seeing-red
not and actor/actress- My maths teacher
actor/actress- the guy that in all the teen comadies eg road trip, american pie.

Stifler was in a horror movie and did die. Final Destination.

moonsorrow
12-23-2003, 11:58 AM
arnold swartzsomething, have no clue how to spell it, dont get me wrong arnold is the man i grew up on his movies and he is still the king... but i have yet to see him die, id like jason to do the job.

avenger00soul
12-23-2003, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by moonsorrow
arnold swartzsomething, have no clue how to spell it, dont get me wrong arnold is the man i grew up on his movies and he is still the king... but i have yet to see him die, id like jason to do the job.

~Spoiler~

End of Days Moon.

moonsorrow
12-23-2003, 12:06 PM
realy? cant remember much about that movie other then him being a drunk... i guess il have to see it again then, a true test of strenght... when arnold dies can ihold back the water works?

Leslie Daher
12-23-2003, 12:38 PM
t2-sniffle

allmykids
12-23-2003, 12:42 PM
BEN STILLER!! I can't stand him! please just slice and dice him!!! :mad:

Leslie Daher
12-23-2003, 12:47 PM
some ppl may really hate me on this one but katie holmes and britney spears really need to get the axe..britney even more so than katie..i just can't take it anymore...

hmmm, as for the guys....

allmykids
12-23-2003, 12:53 PM
Wasn't KATIE HOLMES in DISTURBING BEHAVIOR?? I loved that movie!! thought she was pretty good in that but i hate DAWSONS CREEK!

bloodrayne
12-23-2003, 12:54 PM
My ex husband and ALL men like him...It should be done in TRUE GOREFEST fashion...:)

allmykids
12-23-2003, 12:59 PM
I was going to say that too!! my ex is SATEN!!

rikki
12-23-2003, 01:15 PM
90% of the population in a reality horror show where all of them really die...

ok, maybe not 90%, but definitely like 60%

HappyCamper
12-23-2003, 01:43 PM
hmm stupid people......i thought up a bumper sticker i want to get made and put on my car that says, WARNING: HITMAN DRIVING THIS VEHICLE. IF YOU PISS HIM OFF HE WILL KILL YOU!

moonsorrow
12-23-2003, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by allmykids
Wasn't KATIE HOLMES in DISTURBING BEHAVIOR?? I loved that movie!! thought she was pretty good in that but i hate DAWSONS CREEK!

il see you and raise you one christina aguilera.... + evanesence

HappyCamper
12-23-2003, 07:50 PM
i totally agree with you moonsorrow, they both lick monkey balls!

ds_spoon
12-24-2003, 11:33 AM
if anyone could die in a horror movie??

i would say tom green because he actually had sex with a dead moose

freddy13
12-24-2003, 02:29 PM
christine agulia and britany spears and all rap

Dr.Kelvinstein
12-24-2003, 02:42 PM
Man, I got the person AND the scenario. Avril Lavigne, because even though I hate her crappy music and her stupid punk-wannabe image, I'm still HUGELY attracted to her. Can't help it--so maybe if she was killed in a movie, it would excorcise this thing I got for her. Make sense? No, probably not. But get this---she and her stupid little skater friends are on their way to an extreme sports exhibition when their bus breaks down in some hick town--(and, yes, their bus has a big red anarchy "A" spray-painted on the side of it. Why? Because they're big posers, and posers think stuff like that is cool.) Anyhoo, they have to stay in some crumbling mansion owned by the town loony---ah, shit, I know---the mansion used to be a doctor's office where abortions were performed back in the twenties, and rumor has it that instead of having abortions some of the women gave their unwanted children to the doc who did all these screwed-up experiments on them. Shit, Avril even finds some old, rusty chains and antique medical equipment in the basement (while balling some dude, of course--"Slow down a minute; something like totally just poked me in the back." Then Avril gets into a fight with her poser boyfriend because all he cares about is making money in the extreme sports competition, and Avril says some stupid shit like, "What's wrong with you, Razor? It used to be all about the skating." Then she skulks off and takes a long, angry shower with lots and lots of scrubbing of those hard-to-reach areas. And of course our killer, one of the offspring of our not-so-aborted babies who have been breeding in woods behind the house like rabbits for the past 80 yrs, swipes a ski pole from Avril's van (in POV, of course) and rams it through Avril's head while she's drying off and dancing to some campy emo rock song. Whew, happy that's out of my system!!!!

Arioch
12-24-2003, 05:21 PM
Angelina Jolie, Paris Hilton, Camaron Diaz(ugh!!!), Lucy Lui, avril lavine, Ashton Kutcher, and Anyone who is "EMO", oh god....

meetthecreeper
12-25-2003, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by Dr.Kelvinstein
Man, I got the person AND the scenario. Avril Lavigne, because even though I hate her crappy music and her stupid punk-wannabe image, I'm still HUGELY attracted to her. Can't help it--so maybe if she was killed in a movie, it would excorcise this thing I got for her. Make sense? No, probably not. But get this---she and her stupid little skater friends are on their way to an extreme sports exhibition when their bus breaks down in some hick town--(and, yes, their bus has a big red anarchy "A" spray-painted on the side of it. Why? Because they're big posers, and posers think stuff like that is cool.) Anyhoo, they have to stay in some crumbling mansion owned by the town loony---ah, shit, I know---the mansion used to be a doctor's office where abortions were performed back in the twenties, and rumor has it that instead of having abortions some of the women gave their unwanted children to the doc who did all these screwed-up experiments on them. Shit, Avril even finds some old, rusty chains and antique medical equipment in the basement (while balling some dude, of course--"Slow down a minute; something like totally just poked me in the back." Then Avril gets into a fight with her poser boyfriend because all he cares about is making money in the extreme sports competition, and Avril says some stupid shit like, "What's wrong with you, Razor? It used to be all about the skating." Then she skulks off and takes a long, angry shower with lots and lots of scrubbing of those hard-to-reach areas. And of course our killer, one of the offspring of our not-so-aborted babies who have been breeding in woods behind the house like rabbits for the past 80 yrs, swipes a ski pole from Avril's van (in POV, of course) and rams it through Avril's head while she's drying off and dancing to some campy emo rock song. Whew, happy that's out of my system!!!!

Are you serious does she really have a big Anarchy symbol on her tour bus? How lame, by definition one cannot be defined an anarchist if they are running around taking money from little posers and promoting their crap music. Yea so kill her and Liz 'Im a pig w/ no talent' Phair, Cameron ' I think I can dance but cant' Diaz, Paris' I am so self important, that I have to get off my man to answer my cell phone and the only way anyone will pay attention to me is if I put out porn of my skanky ass' Hilton, Anna Nicole Smith (this should need no explaining), Barbara Streisand, Hillary Clinton, and the rest of the hollywood elitist snobs, all the politcians with the exception of maybe and I say maybe Teddy Roosevelt, anyone on those stupid reality shows, those that watch them, Britney Spears and her wacko mother, Christina Aguileras dietician, Dick' will ya just die already' Clark, the inventors of those stupid Bratz dolls, and just about everyone else in the world except those that are on the Horror forum, all true metal bands, all true horror filmmakers (thespians included) and anyone else I may have left out that is Kool in my book....oh yeah and kill Metallica for putting out the album of crap called Saint Anger and especially Lars for starting shit w/ Napster. Its about the music stupid. End of rant.

ds_spoon
12-25-2003, 10:00 AM
Originally posted by freddy13
christine agulia and britany spears and all rap
i listen to rap so i wouldent want them to die:mad:
lol

_Leatha_Face_
12-25-2003, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by ds_spoon
i listen to rap so i wouldent want them to die:mad:
lol yea i love rap music, if u really listen to what some of the rappers say in there lyrics its pretty damn sweet it isnt all about money, girls, and cars all the time

Arioch
12-26-2003, 03:46 PM
kill Metallica for putting out the album of crap called Saint Anger and especially Lars for starting shit w/ Napster

OH GOD!!! well at least they dont have to worry about being downloaded anymore with a fucking album like that lol:eek: Have you HEARD THAT SHIT? sounds like they recorded it on 1 mic in a garage lol, and the only thing you can hear is FUCKING LARS!!!!

magick28
12-26-2003, 04:58 PM
any rapper or anyone who listens to the shit

meetthecreeper
12-26-2003, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by Arioch
OH GOD!!! well at least they dont have to worry about being downloaded anymore with a fucking album like that lol:eek: Have you HEARD THAT SHIT? sounds like they recorded it on 1 mic in a garage lol, and the only thing you can hear is FUCKING LARS!!!!

I havent heard the whole album but what I did hear was more than enough. I used to have a lot of respect for Hetfield, but this whole St Anger, substance abuse rehab, crying about my frickin problems on a record has gotten on my nerves. I sometimes think it was all a publicity stunt for a band that has run out of talent. VERY BIG DISAPPOINTMENT, I remember seeing these guys when they were nobodies. I understand exploring new directions in music but I think they are exploring the sewers at this point cos' they thru it all down the toilet. I didnt see who produced the album but the sound quality was shit for sure.

ABBY
12-27-2003, 12:09 PM
i wish triple H from WWE would be in a movie and DIE!!! just to see him die would be great the guy screwed stephanie Mcmahon so now he can win every damn match pisses me off

Ritualistic
12-28-2003, 03:45 PM
Rosie O`Donnell <<<<<<<God damn annoying

and many many more.......

crazy clown
12-28-2003, 04:48 PM
ellen degeneris

fvj got many points when they killed kelly rowland, especially since she was talking crap to freddy.

Ritualistic
12-28-2003, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by crazy clown
ellen degeneris



oh man I am with you on this 100% I am a lesbian BUT I hate all the lesbians that are famous... they are fucking annoying...

anyways back to people that need to be killed in horror movies:
Martha stewart (could bake her in an oven or something)
Dr. Phil
Lars Ulrich
Gilbert Godfrie
and many many more :D

avenger00soul
12-28-2003, 05:38 PM
I agree with your choices Ritualistic...but not Gilbert. I grew up with that guy.

"This is Gilbert Gottfried and you're watching USA Up All Night."

You gotta love Rhonda Shear too. HOT!!

Ritualistic
12-28-2003, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by avenger00soul
I agree with your choices Ritualistic...but not Gilbert. I grew up with that guy.

"This is Gilbert Gottfried and you're watching USA Up All Night."

You gotta love Rhonda Shear too. HOT!!

Gilbert just gets on my nerves... I cant grab the remote fast enough when I catch him online.. I grew up with him too and fortunately he never stuck on me :)

and about Rhonda .. yuppers she is a hottie

Leslie Daher
12-29-2003, 09:37 AM
avenger,
it creeps me out how much we have in common sometimes. not that i know all things about you but you brought up night of the demons and night of the creeps before i ever had a chance to and you used to watch UP ALL NIGHT on USA! i used to fall asleep in front of the tube watching those cheesy b movies like teenage mutants at the slime bowl bowl-o-rama *tear* those were the days!!

massacre man
12-29-2003, 09:57 AM
i have one word a name begins with o ends with h wanna guess after 2 guesses ill post it

avenger00soul
12-29-2003, 10:03 AM
Originally posted by Leslie Daher
avenger,
it creeps me out how much we have in common sometimes. not that i know all things about you but you brought up night of the demons and night of the creeps before i ever had a chance to and you used to watch UP ALL NIGHT on USA! i used to fall asleep in front of the tube watching those cheesy b movies like teenage mutants at the slime bowl bowl-o-rama *tear* those were the days!!

Yes, it is nice to find kindred spirits on the internet. Too bad you didn't like House of 1000 Corpses though. LOL. I loved Up All Night too. USA used to kick so much ass. What happened?


And Massacre Man, Oprah, right?

massacre man
12-29-2003, 10:07 AM
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR avenger


o well i knew someone would get it on the first guess

Mud Mutt
12-30-2003, 08:08 PM
I wish someone would off that stupid ass wipe Eminem. It would be great to watch him get his throat slit from ear to ear with a dull rusty old knife. Yes dull and rusty, the kind of knife that isn't sharp and doesn't cut very good. This way the killer would have to actually saw back and forth a couple of times. Or maybe he could get his tongue ripped out and then feed back to him before the killer puts him out of his missery very very slowly and painfully.

Oh second thought mauled to death by a werewolf or another demon type creature.

I got to run, haveing way to many bad thoughts running rampant right now to continue on this subject.

BEAST OUT!!!
-Mud

avenger00soul
01-01-2004, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by Mud Mutt
I wish someone would off that stupid ass wipe Eminem.

Be careful Mutt. He might write a song about you now. Hehe.

Ritualistic
01-01-2004, 02:06 PM
I dont know who these guyz are but they are radio personalities in the morning .. and they are damn annoying... Ace and TJ ..

Mud Mutt
01-02-2004, 06:58 PM
Heh, if he writes a song about me does that mean I get to sue him too?:D

bloodygurl02
01-02-2004, 08:22 PM
i would love to c the cst of dirty dancing and harry potter both killed. i hate those movies. i can't stand dirty dancing its fucking sux. never saw harry potter and i don't wanna so kill them all.

fallenangl81
01-02-2004, 09:23 PM
I think that Zoolander movie guy needs to die cause that movie sucked, Jessica Simpson w/ her Chicken of the Sea, Kelly Clarkson, Justin Gerawhateverhisnameis (from American Idol), Ellen Degeneris, Rosie O'Donnell, and that guy who has that game show Pyramid, not the old version, but the new one, and anyone tattoo artist who uses STENCILS!! They all need to die!

fallenangl81
01-02-2004, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by bloodygurl02
i would love to c the cst of dirty dancing and harry potter both killed. i hate those movies. i can't stand dirty dancing its fucking sux. never saw harry potter and i don't wanna so kill them all.

I have to disagree w/ you on Dirty Dancing, I happen to love that movie. I also think that Meradith Vierra and Star Jones need to get the guillotine! ANyone else agree?

SoUl SuRvIvOrS
01-03-2004, 11:11 PM
Oh boy who to kill...who to kill....ah lets start out with the obvious Oprah, Rosie O'donnell, Martha fucking Stewart, the chick that does the weather channel (something Abernathy) Ben Stiller, Ellen DEGENERATE(hehe), sorry Avenger but Glbert Godfry(heheh) his voice just hits this nerve in my body that screams kill..oh and speaking of voices Fran Dryer(the Nanny chick) oh what a voice...ahhahhaha....the list continues but Im tired and my bottle isnt empty yet..so use your imagination there are alot from hollywood I could list..any one in goverment sux of course and those damn people that I know that refuse to believe Horror is the best genre to be addicted too......WTF...:confused: ;) :)

Aasiyan
01-04-2004, 03:40 PM
I don't know if I would send any famous people to their deaths, but there are some people I know that think they are all that. I would like to see them have to hold their own.

bloodygurl02
01-04-2004, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by fallenangl81
I have to disagree w/ you on Dirty Dancing, I happen to love that movie. I also think that Meradith Vierra and Star Jones need to get the guillotine! ANyone else agree?

how about both the memebers of the view and the other half kind like a freddy vs jason thing but they all die. i also have to agree w/ u on jessica simpson she is a typicall girl to b killed in horror: shes blonde, big boobs, and a ditz. mayb they should have an episode of american idol where justin and kelly and the judges all die. call it the american idol massacre it may b better then the movie form justin to kelly. sorry about the dirty dancing thing but i just don't get whats so great about it but its kool if u like it my best friend happens to like it and i don't diss her for it and she doesn't diss me for things i like. sorry if it offended you in any way.

kali
01-20-2004, 07:08 PM
I'd just love to see all the vivisectionists and the sick, rich fucks who fund them trapped on some remote island where they go even crazier than they already are and spend their short lives trying to trap each other to conduct their 'invaluble' yet completely cruel experiments. The film would have to be hardcore splatter, of course. And there would be no survivors.

Digital Murders
01-20-2004, 07:16 PM
Ashton Kutcher
Madonna
All of Good Charolette
Carson Daly
Justin Timbercockthrob
Oprah
and her gay ass cock monger Dr.Phil

I'm sure I'll think of more later.;)