View Full Version : Gather round children
BudMan
10-12-2006, 06:25 PM
Please gather round in an orderly fashion and lets pay respect to a most beloved member who has been struck down in the prime of his life here on HDC.
It seems with the new format, newb has been cast away and not allowed to post his whimsical little observations ANYMORE [you have always been jealous of him....haven't you Horror....admit it.....not as if you will actually grace our presence here.....we are nothing more than filthy little pee-ons.....c'mon...one post...I FUCKING DARE YA.....JUST MAKE ONE POST UP HERE IN GENERAL ]
Sorry....I have seemed to go off track for a moment.
Anyway....flowers will be ommited....instead send donations to
The newb Foundation
1313 Mockingbird Lane
AnyTown USA
Tis a very sad day here on HDC........sniff....sniff....I...I......remember.. ..he liked his ...sniff.....chicken salad sandwichs...bwahhhhhh.....sorry......you will be missed .....little buddy.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/tombstone.jpg
p.s.....hee hee....just in case you do happen to look here once in a while Horror....hee hee....I was only kidding.....hee hee....you know jk.......I know your a busy man.....so I won't bother you any longer.
alkytrio666
10-12-2006, 06:27 PM
Tonight I weep for newb.
His ghost remains.
Chainsaw Guy
10-12-2006, 06:27 PM
yee will be missed
_____V_____
10-12-2006, 06:31 PM
Ohhhh NO!
not newb...
FIE UPON YOU HORROR! :mad:
:D
bloodrayne
10-12-2006, 06:38 PM
But...But...Whatever will I tell this chicken salad loving baby?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/Crying.gif
BWAAAAAAA
Seriously...That sucks a ridiculous amount of ass
And...It doesn't make a damned bit of sense...
HEY...What if I ban Newb, with a 1 day ban, and see if it resets when the ban expires?...Think it's possible?
Nikkif8
10-12-2006, 06:43 PM
What the hell happened? Why was he banned?
azathoth777
10-12-2006, 06:46 PM
I hardly knew yee.....
Tis a sad,sad day.
bloodrayne
10-12-2006, 06:47 PM
What the hell happened? Why was he banned?He wasn't banned...He just can't log in for some mysterious (stupidass) reason...
Roderick Usher
10-12-2006, 06:50 PM
****Sappy preacher mode***
The ancient Egyptians believed that upon death they would be asked two questions and their answers would determine wether they could continue their journey into the afterlife. The first question was "did you bring joy?" The second question was "did you find joy?"
I'm sure we can all agree that the late great Newb was far too drunk to answer either question coherently.:D
the king is dead, God save the king.
Marley's Ghost
10-12-2006, 06:53 PM
I barely knew you
but you brought me much joy
you would brighten my day
with each keystroke you'd employ
You loved your chicken salad
and was very fond of beer
as Pink Floyd once sang
I wish You We're Here
This place won't be the same
your absence will be ample
Its a sad day at HDC
When your humor we can't sample
urgeok
10-12-2006, 07:02 PM
never really cared for the guy.
he smelled like old peoples bathrooms.
pinkfloyd45769
10-12-2006, 07:06 PM
Aww Newb, i loved you like a fat kid loves cake. I will miss you!!:(
ENTITY2000
10-12-2006, 07:14 PM
R.I.P. Newb :( maybe you'll be ressurected
BudMan
10-12-2006, 07:38 PM
Nothing to worry about.....newb will just have to live.....THROUGH ME.
sorry.....I know its not the same, but sometimes.......sometimes.....we must accept change......now....a song.
I watched you change
Into a fly
I looked away
You were on fire
I watched a change in you
It's like you never had wings
Now you feel so alive
I've watched you change
I took you home
Set you on the glass
I pulled off your wings
Then I laughed
I watched a change in you
It's like you never had wings
Now you feel so alive
I've watched you change
crabapple
10-12-2006, 07:51 PM
Whaaaaaat? Someone explain all this to me. I missed a page somewhere.
crabapple
10-12-2006, 07:52 PM
And who is who again? BudMan, who are you? Are you Hammerfan? Or Newb? I'm reallyyyyyyyyy reaaaaallllly consudef.
Chainsaw Guy
10-12-2006, 07:59 PM
Nice avatar, lmfao!!!
fits my personality i know
BudMan
10-12-2006, 08:00 PM
And who is who again? BudMan, who are you? Are you Hammerfan? Or Newb? I'm reallyyyyyyyyy reaaaaallllly consudef.
I am Budman.......I am a fan of hammers....I don't live in a lamp and am not as tiny as you.
Am I newb.....the better question is...."Are We Not Men"........no........we are DEVO.
http://www.perrific.com/cds/covers/devo.jpg
DraculaInDallas
10-12-2006, 08:22 PM
I am Budman.......I am a fan of hammers....I don't live in a lamp and am not as tiny as you.
Am I newb.....the better question is...."Are We Not Men"........no........we are DEVO.
http://www.perrific.com/cds/covers/devo.jpg
LMAO!!!! step on a crack, break your mamma's back......:D
bloodrayne
10-12-2006, 10:12 PM
Nothing to worry about.....newb will just have to live.....THROUGH ME.So...If this 1 day ban thing works, do you wanna try to ban Newb and see if it resets?...Or would you rather wait to see if it works itself out with time?
In a way, I'd kinda be afraid to try it, because if it DIDN'T work...Newb really would be banned
It's up to you
zwoti
10-12-2006, 11:02 PM
Please gather round in an orderly fashion and lets pay respect to a most beloved member who has been struck down in the prime of his life here on HDC.
It seems with the new format, newb has been cast away and not allowed to post his whimsical little observations ANYMORE [you have always been jealous of him....haven't you Horror....admit it.....not as if you will actually grace our presence here.....we are nothing more than filthy little pee-ons.....c'mon...one post...I FUCKING DARE YA.....JUST MAKE ONE POST UP HERE IN GENERAL ]
Sorry....I have seemed to go off track for a moment.
Anyway....flowers will be ommited....instead send donations to
The newb Foundation
1313 Mockingbird Lane
AnyTown USA
Tis a very sad day here on HDC........sniff....sniff....I...I......remember.. ..he liked his ...sniff.....chicken salad sandwichs...bwahhhhhh.....sorry......you will be missed .....little buddy.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/tombstone.jpg
p.s.....hee hee....just in case you do happen to look here once in a while Horror....hee hee....I was only kidding.....hee hee....you know jk.......I know your a busy man.....so I won't bother you any longer.
i wouldn't bury him just yet, i will be raising a few issues with old mr horror today regarding some problems we are having with the site (like avatars) and we shall see about reseting old man newb's password
Angra
10-12-2006, 11:41 PM
Newb....... I´m gonna miss you, old geezer.. :(
stygianwitch
10-13-2006, 01:49 AM
it's a very sad day when we lay to rest a much loved member of the community
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l273/starbuck_2/sob1.gif
how will we remember his passing................
i know, let's party
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l273/starbuck_2/party1.gif
you think this party will be good...just wait till ya get resurrected :D
bloodrayne
10-13-2006, 02:44 AM
i wouldn't bury him just yet, i will be raising a few issues with old mr horror today regarding some problems we are having with the site (like avatars) and we shall see about reseting old man newb's passwordWork your magic...Ninja Mod :D
SausageCreature
10-13-2006, 03:37 AM
LONG LIVE NEWB! Tonight, the beer will flow in his honor!
Haunted
10-13-2006, 05:44 AM
Given what zwoti said, maybe Newb will be resurrected, at which point we can form a religion. I don't think it'd get past HDC, but Goddess knows we don't have enough running jokes.
Dude, Budman, Newb, I love, no matter what you call yourself. You've given me many a quip and quote o' wisdom.:)
Vodstok
10-13-2006, 06:40 AM
Given what zwoti said, maybe Newb will be resurrected, at which point we can form a religion. I don't think it'd get past HDC, but Goddess knows we don't have enough running jokes.
Dude, Budman, Newb, I love, no matter what you call yourself. You've given me many a quip and quote o' wisdom.:)
"He died for our sins, only to be resurrected later, with a cold frosty one in his hand."
Newb broke pretzels to feed the many. He changed water in to American Beer (aka, water)
We shall henceforth wear bottle openers in his memory.
urgeok
10-13-2006, 06:45 AM
god - what a bunch of bullshit .. Newb was smelly and weird.
much too old to be of any consequence.
he sat around on park benchs, eyeing little girls with bad intent ..
he even had snot running down his nose !!!
shabby clothes - the whole bit.
disgusting, and a disgrace to the forum.
good riddance i say !
Vodstok
10-13-2006, 06:48 AM
god - what a bunch of bullshit .. Newb was smelly and weird.
much too old to be of any consequence.
he sat around on park benchs, eyeing little girls with bad intent ..
he even had snot running down his nose !!!
shabby clothes - the whole bit.
disgusting, and a disgrace to the forum.
good riddance i say !
Kinda like looking int o a mirror, wasnt it?
The Flayed One
10-13-2006, 06:48 AM
FLUTE SOLO!!!!
Skin flute solo??
urgeok
10-13-2006, 06:53 AM
Kinda like looking int o a mirror, wasnt it?
in all honesty - its been a long fucking time since i looked in a mirror :p
i have enough stress in my life !
The Mothman
10-13-2006, 06:56 AM
Please gather round in an orderly fashion and lets pay respect to a most beloved member who has been struck down in the prime of his life here on HDC.
It seems with the new format, newb has been cast away and not allowed to post his whimsical little observations ANYMORE [you have always been jealous of him....haven't you Horror....admit it.....not as if you will actually grace our presence here.....we are nothing more than filthy little pee-ons.....c'mon...one post...I FUCKING DARE YA.....JUST MAKE ONE POST UP HERE IN GENERAL ]
Sorry....I have seemed to go off track for a moment.
Anyway....flowers will be ommited....instead send donations to
The newb Foundation
1313 Mockingbird Lane
AnyTown USA
Tis a very sad day here on HDC........sniff....sniff....I...I......remember.. ..he liked his ...sniff.....chicken salad sandwichs...bwahhhhhh.....sorry......you will be missed .....little buddy.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/tombstone.jpg
p.s.....hee hee....just in case you do happen to look here once in a while Horror....hee hee....I was only kidding.....hee hee....you know jk.......I know your a busy man.....so I won't bother you any longer.dude...bogus. how'd you make the grave stone?
The Flayed One
10-13-2006, 06:56 AM
in all honesty - its been a long fucking time since i looked in a mirror :p
i have enough stress in my life !
http://www.ilcancello.com/archivio_grafica/FOTO_GRAFICA/Demons/Freak_mirror_Monster_05.jpg
urgeok
10-13-2006, 07:15 AM
if i looked that good i wouldnt worry so much :)
Vodstok
10-13-2006, 07:18 AM
if i looked that good i wouldnt worry so much :)
I guess no one ever told you to play volleyball with your hands. HANDS!
NOT FACE!
Crazy syrup swiller :D
urgeok
10-13-2006, 07:23 AM
I guess no one ever told you to play volleyball with your hands. HANDS!
NOT FACE!
Crazy syrup swiller :D
i only ever got hit in the face once ! (must have done the trick .. it almost broke my nose)
and thats all i have to say to that you red neck moral majority hypocritical serial killer mcdonalds eating war monger !!
Vodstok
10-13-2006, 07:34 AM
i only ever got hit in the face once ! (must have done the trick .. it almost broke my nose)
and thats all i have to say to that you red neck moral majority hypocritical serial killer mcdonalds eating war monger !!
HEY! I'm not moral majority :p
urgeok
10-13-2006, 07:37 AM
HEY! I'm not moral majority :p
yeah .. not very cutting, most of that was like saying :
you eat, you breath, you sleep hahahahahah
BudMan
10-13-2006, 08:08 AM
god - what a bunch of bullshit .. Newb was smelly and weird.
much too old to be of any consequence.
he sat around on park benchs, eyeing little girls with bad intent ..
he even had snot running down his nose !!!
shabby clothes - the whole bit.
disgusting, and a disgrace to the forum.
good riddance i say !
Funny you should say that.....I was thinking of doing this for a Halloween party.
@ Mothman.... http://www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/
http://www.paraethos.com/images/aqualung.jpg
urgeok
10-13-2006, 08:17 AM
Funny you should say that.....I was thinking of doing this for a Halloween party.
http://www.paraethos.com/images/aqualung.jpg
i guess you'll just have to trim your beard a bit ? :p :D
BudMan
10-13-2006, 08:20 AM
i guess you'll just have to trim your beard a bit ? :p :D
And grow a bit more hair.
urgeok
10-13-2006, 08:23 AM
And grow a bit more hair.
if only there was a pill to reverse the process of growing hair all over the place where it isnt needed - while losing it from where it should be.
oh i forgot .. we're gods perfect creation :rolleyes:
The Flayed One
10-13-2006, 08:27 AM
oh i forgot .. we're gods perfect creation :rolleyes:
Not we're, just me.
BudMan
10-13-2006, 08:30 AM
Now we sound like two old fucks complaining about getting old.http://www.clarion-call.org/humor/cane.gif
urgeok
10-13-2006, 08:32 AM
Now we sound like two old fucks complaining about getting old.http://www.clarion-call.org/humor/cane.gif
hopefully we'll retain enough dignity to leave out the 'lack of bowel control' discussion.