Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia

[azathoth777]

LANCASTER— A judge on Friday dismissed charges of attempted sexual assault against three men accused of trying to dig up a woman's body to have sex with the corpse, noting that Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia.

The men still face lesser charges.

Twins Nicholas and Alexander Grunke, 20, and Dustin Radke, 20, were arrested after an alleged attempt to dig up the body of a 20-year-old woman who was killed Aug. 27 in a motorcycle crash. Officials said a caller reported suspicious activity in the cemetery Sept. 2, and deputies found someone had dug down to her vault.

Authorities said the three were not acquainted with the woman but had seen an obituary with her photo.

Circuit Judge George Curry said that while there was no law that addressed necrophilia, there was enough evidence to continue the case because of criminal damage to property and the alleged attempt to break into a burial vault.

[Vodstok]

Oops...


I guess they missed that one when they were dreaming up laws.

"lets see... No sex with kids... no sex with animls... No sex with eggplant... thank you for that one gary... did we miss anything? No?


Jim, we agreed that sex with cars was okay. Okay then, meeting adjourned."

then this happens . "GODAMNIT! I KNEW we forgot one...."

[azathoth777]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Oops...


I guess they missed that one when they were dreaming up laws.

"lets see... No sex with kids... no sex with animls... No sex with eggplant... thank you for that one gary... did we miss anything? No?


Jim, we agreed that sex with cars was okay. Okay then, meeting adjourned."

then this happens . "GODAMNIT! I KNEW we forgot one...."

Maybe they just though "No one would do that here."
The interesting thing to see will be is if they make one now. If not, then we know they're all a bunch of dirty corpse f**kers.

[Festered]

They probably figured nobody would be dumb enough to go out in minus 20 degree weather to do it.

[DraculaInDallas]

Sounds like a dead fuck to me...........:cool:

[Festered]

Sounds like a dead fuck to me...........:cool:

Sounds like 1 of my exes.

I don't know but I been told

Wisconsin corpse p****y is F***in cold

sound off

1 2

sound off

3 4 ;)

[The Photographer]

Nothing like cracking open a cold one.

[Festered]

:d:d:d ..................

[Vodstok]

Nothing like cracking open a cold one.
HAHA! :D

that was awesome.

[Posher778]

I don't get it... How long after someone dies will they still be..... prime? Wouldn't the necro have to get to them at least reasonably soon after death (like within a week)? I wouldnt think even the sickest person would have sex with a rotten, maggot infested stinky mass of whatever. I'm gonna go puke now.

[Festered]

I don't get it... How long after someone dies will they still be..... prime? Wouldn't the necro have to get to them at least reasonably soon after death (like within a week)? I wouldnt think even the sickest person would have sex with a rotten, maggot infested stinky mass of whatever. I'm gonna go puke now.

Well, it doesn't really specify a time limit on how long formaldahyde(the main ingredient in embalming fluid) lasts-

Embalming

Formaldehyde-based solutions are used in embalming (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embalming) to disinfect and temporarily preserve human remains. It is the ability of formaldehyde to fix the tissue that produces the tell-tale firmness of flesh in an embalmed body. Whereas other heavier aldehydes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aldehydes) produce a similar firming action none approaches the completeness of formaldehyde. Several European countries restrict the use of formaldehyde, including the import of formaldehyde-treated products and embalming, and the European Union is considering a complete ban on formaldehyde usage (including embalming), subject to a review of List 4B of the Technical Annex to the Report from the Commission to the European Parliament and the Council on the Evaluation of the Active Substances of Plant Protection Products by the European Commission Services. Countries with a strong tradition of embalming corpses, such as Ireland and other colder-weather countries, have raised concerns. The European Union decided on September 22, 2007 to ban Formaldehyde use throughout Europe due to its carcinogenic properties.

the Wiki

Gives necrophilia a pretty dangerous edge. According to what I read, the Jewish religion does not allow embalming. Guess that's why you never hear of Jewish necros.


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[bwind22]

Fuckin' Wisconsites! I tell ya man... Living in Eastern MN, I deal with them all the time. They like the Green Bay Packers, drive like idiots and enjoy a good corpse fucking like you wouldn't believe... At least we're still allowed to smoke in their bars.