what is your fantasy of the perfect girl or boy

[friday13thfan]

Hi tell me your fantasy mine is a girl with long blonde hair blue eyes nice ass inshape and no implants;)

[ds_spoon]

err let me think##

jenifer lopes

[Gizmo5]

Collin Farell

[Ritualistic]

Jennifer Tilley .... or someone who looks like her....

[avenger00soul]

Xenia Seeberg, you've probably seen her on Lexx. Most beautiful woman I've ever seen. My girlfriend would kick my ass if she knew I just typed that.

[meetthecreeper]

Fairuza Balk- love goth chicks, yes I have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with.

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Fairuza Balk- love goth chicks, yes I have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with.

I am with you on that ... I went on this goth site one night and it had a lot of pictures of goth girls on it... just like pin-up pictures, but cant find that site for the life of me... But I dated this goth girl and man she was overwhelming... LOL she was really intense....

[Arioch]

my idea of a perfect woman is one who can appreciate a nice guy without getting board and wants commitment and a family some day. A women who knows what she wants and doesnt change her mind every other minute. Someone who doesnt take love for granted and wont walk all over you to get to your best friend.

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by Arioch
Someone who doesnt take love for granted and wont walk all over you to get to your best friend.
sounds like you have had someone dump on you....

[mudsliptones]

cliche but....My girlfriend

[Arioch]

sounds like you have had someone dump on you....

LOL not someONE, but many many someones and for the same reason:

Your TOO nice, theres no conflict in the relationship:rolleyes:

[Haunted]

First of all... Arioch, you're groovin' man. Someone who loves as deeply as you do.

Okay, for the perfect guy not a name but a type: Sexy villains

The perfect girl would look like KD lang, but softer. She'd be my height with piercing eyes. Good hips, sweet tits. ...and pretty feet. I have a foot fettish.

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by Ritualistic
I am with you on that ... I went on this goth site one night and it had a lot of pictures of goth girls on it... just like pin-up pictures, but cant find that site for the life of me... But I dated this goth girl and man she was overwhelming... LOL she was really intense....

I also have a thing for Rockabilly chicks, with the poodle skirts and the 50s thing going that is too hott

[cheebacheeba]

ritualistic...the website with goth chicks you MAY be referring to might be "suicide girls"...personally, 95% of the girls on that site, just aren't "gothy" enough for my liking...

[HappyCamper]

i agree with chee, the site you want probabl is suicidegirls...and he's right...most of the girls i would say are more punk than goth...or a mixture of the two...but if you wanna see some hot naked girls than hey no problem.

[MichaelMyers]

I have many fantasy girls... :D

[HappyCamper]

my perfect woman, Lucy Liu but with bigger tits....of course if i had Lucy Liu...i'd keep her!

[brad2181]

I like all the stuff Arioch said if a girl dont have that then she just dont seem worth it.

[cheebacheeba]

Somebody you can laugh with..., somebody who's tolerant, somebody who doesn't run off at the mouth before having all the facts before them (just TRY to find that), somebody that can make you smile, just by smiling....(I get that)... Somebody that makes you feel like you can just be cool being you, somebody that you can talk to, about anything, even stupid or boring shit, yet still find the conversation stimulating enough, simply because the two of you share so many views, and somebody that makes you think of the future, with them in it, and most importantly, you don't have to know exactly WHY you feel the way you do about them, you just know that there's no changing it...
I'm happy to report that I currently have a lady who does all of this for me, and I couldn't be cooler with that....because she isn't a fantasy for me, nor is she perfect, but I realise day after day that she's everything I could ever have aspired to find...

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Free Thinker.......... someone who isnt influenced on every decision based on what is "correct" or for fear of being judged by others. If she wants to do something then do it dammit.

Everything is Im pretty flexible, I find different things attractive, from a smile, to beautiful eyes. LOVE EYES.

Doesnt really matter Big, Small, Short, Tall, long hair no hair, those things I can hmmmmm hate to use the words "deal with" but they arent nearly as important to me as someone who can THINK FOR THEMSELVES.;)

[ds_spoon]

i said j-lo

but basically i like curvy tanned brown haired girls or dirty blonde

[Arioch]

like all the stuff Arioch said if a girl dont have that then she just dont seem worth it.

for real

Somebody you can laugh with..., somebody who's tolerant, somebody who doesn't run off at the mouth before having all the facts before them (just TRY to find that), somebody that can make you smile, just by smiling....(I get that)... Somebody that makes you feel like you can just be cool being you, somebody that you can talk to, about anything, even stupid or boring shit, yet still find the conversation stimulating enough, simply because the two of you share so many views, and somebody that makes you think of the future, with them in it, and most importantly, you don't have to know exactly WHY you feel the way you do about them, you just know that there's no changing it...

I agree with that, ive been there and know how it felt. Once was enough for me. It is a truly wonderfull feeling thou...

[abbycomix]

This is an interesting thread!
Hmmm...
For looks I like androgynous guys, usually slim to medium build, longish or spiky, punky hair, rock n' roll style. Pretty eyes and mouth, I usually like short guys but tall ones are Ok too. They should have some fashion sense and not be afraid to rock the eye-liner billy idol style.
Personality wise they have to be sweet and nice, I am nice and I can't stand nasty guys. I do not put up with crap. (Nor do I dish it out) They should have a good sense of humor but not too sarcastic or mean. Supportive that I am in a band (some guys are weird about that). I like to have my guy in the audience when I play and also they should be supportive of my cartooning. Be morally and emotionally supportive and I give 110% back. He should be creative and have his own stuff going on. He would be smart and like to read a lot too. But perhaps most importantly he'd be able to talk about his feelings when he has a problem instead of bottling up and acting cold, a common problem. I know it sounds cheesy but communication IS most important thing. That would be ideal.

[teenagezombie]

Originally posted by Arioch
Your TOO nice, theres no conflict in the relationship:rolleyes:

they dumped you for being TOO nice???? what where they looking for an abusive asshole?? i believe you can do better than them Arioch......way better.

I know how you feel my b/f just dumped me for being too nice to him. i thought he was happy with me but i guess i was wrong :(

i dont have a fantasy guy.......why fantasize about someone you will never get with? like brad pitt or justin timeberlake ya their hot but im never gonna be with them so i dont see the point in drooling over them.
ive been throw the ringer with guys many many times (just recently i had a painful break up) :( and i feel im giving up on love. i never really thought about it but now that i am...........i want someone like my ex :(
ya i know im wallowing in selfpity:(

[rikki]

I just want a guy who will shut up, have good sex with me and not call me on the phone. I hate the phone and I don't want to be in any kind of relationship any time soon.

But... if I did meet someone who swept me off my feet or something, he'd have to be a bit aloof and kind of weird. And not want to talk on the phone all day. And I don't want anyone calling me at work or thinking that they need to come visit me at work. And he'd have to be funny and taller than me and able to burp at least half way through the alphabet. He should be able to handle his liquor, smoke pot without being a pot head, and not want kids 'cause I'm not willing to give birth to them. He shouldn't get scared easily and has to know how to handle a gun. He should like outdoorsy stuff more than I do (this way I have a bit more incentive to do outdoorsy stuff) and he HAS to understand what "personal space" is. Oh, and he should have a bit of a crude sense of humor, otherwise we might not get along because he'd probably think I was mean. And he has to be willing to put up all the holiday decorations and should have the sense to know that Christmas lights should be put up BEFORE the snow falls.

And above all else - if something makes me look fat, he'd better fucking tell me.

[rikki]

well, not ALL the holiday decorations, but the ones outside anyway.

OH! And he has to know how to fix cars. And it'd be super cool if he could fix computers, too. And he has to be smart - like able to play Scrabble using words other than bodily functions, 4 letter words or 6th grade reading level words. And he should be able to complete a crossword puzzle and know what juxtaposition and masticate mean (they're my favorite words) and he should understand the "the wise never truly graduate" does NOT mean that smart people are all high school drop outs.

[rikki]

Oh and for those of you being dumped for being "too nice," it's actually more likely that that's just what someone told you. More times than not, the "too nice" comment is about people who have a lack of self confidence. There's nice and then there's pushover. I've dumped guys for the same reason. I don't want someone I can walk all over, there's got to be some driving force.

I don't personally know any of you, so I'm not saying that this is the same case for you. This is just what I know from personal experience. It's not so much the conflict as it is the possibility of conflict. If you don't have any confidence, you're not likely to stand up for what you want. "I dunno, whadda you wanna do" is THE biggest sign of this. If you can't come up with something to do half the time, there's no fun in it.

[Arioch]

I don't personally know any of you, so I'm not saying that this is the same case for you. This is just what I know from personal experience. It's not so much the conflict as it is the possibility of conflict. If you don't have any confidence, you're not likely to stand up for what you want. "I dunno, whadda you wanna do" is THE biggest sign of this. If you can't come up with something to do half the time, there's no fun in it.

well, ya it does sound like an excues but ive gotten it from at least 3-4 girls. Im not insecure enough to not know what i want and not go after it. I may be insecure but im not Indecisive. I would make sure the relationship is give and take, that its good on both sides ya know.

My family taught me to treat women like Princesses, and it took me a long time to figure out thats not really what women want.

[rikki]

Arioch, they really should rephrase that to "treat single moms like princesses." Most other women want someone who's a man's man, but sensitive when it's just them, too. At least that's my opinion on the whole thing.

Ignore them and they will seek you.

Just remember - everyday do something "guyish" and blow them off or say something sexist or something along those lines. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an asshole remark a day keeps the girls in line.

[abbycomix]

i would not be attracted to a guy who made up 'guy' excuses to blow me off just to seem confident and not 'too nice'.
Maybe Arioch wasn't 'too nice', maybe these girls were 'too messed up' to appreciate somebody who treated them well. Plus at different times in people's lives they have different needs when it comes to being serious or not. Not everyone is capable of intimacy. There are plenty of people out there like that.
Acting macho and aloof may be good advice if you want someone who likes macho types and being emotionally manipulated. But blowing someone off to seem busy and in demand is a bad head game. I think it's best to be yourself and yes do treat women like princesses and they should treat men like princes. If you aren't being treated well, don't put up with it there are more fish in the sea. Relationships are a give and take and that old quote 'Do unto others' really goes a long way.

[rikki]

which is why this is just my take on the situation.

and in my experience, girls are worse at head games than guys are.

[HappyCamper]

I agree with abbycomix, relationships are all about trust and communication..if you don't communicate with your partner, about things that are bothering you that they do or don't do, you're not going to know that there is anything wrong. Also you have to believe that it may just be them, and not you. You can't always be blaming yourself, because you get dumped..yeah at first you may do that (hell i do it!)..but after awhile you'll realise that you're better off without someone who drags you down. By dragging down, i mean someone who doesn't treat you with respect and someone who isn't a true friend. I use to get the "well you're nice and all" or the "i just want to be friends" line, and I've come to the same conclusion that Billy Crystal came to in "When Harry, Met Sally", that men and women cannot be friends because the sex always gets in the way and it's true! One of three things will happen: 1)the guy likes the girl more than the girl likes him. 2)the girl like the guy more than the guy like her and 3.)they fall in love with each other...unfortunately in my experience 3 is very unlikely to happen. and well if you don't agree with me, girls ask you're guy friends if they want to sleep with you, and I bet most of them will say yes. Trust me they have thought about it.

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by cheebacheeba
ritualistic...the website with goth chicks you MAY be referring to might be "suicide girls"...personally, 95% of the girls on that site, just aren't "gothy" enough for my liking...

I checked out the site, this isnt the site I am talking about... this site had an entrance page and it is really goth themed.. I wish I could remember it..

[teenagezombie]

Originally posted by rikki
Oh and for those of you being dumped for being "too nice," it's actually more likely that that's just what someone told you. More times than not, the "too nice" comment is about people who have a lack of self confidence. There's nice and then there's pushover. I've dumped guys for the same reason. I don't want someone I can walk all over, there's got to be some driving force.

i dont think thats why he dumped me, i think he just used that as an excuse (im far from nice). i believe its because im a difficult person to understand. i find humor in nonhumorous situitations, i'm one of the school bullies, i treat people like shit.............but for my 4 close friends and my two siblings im really nice. i stay up with my friends when their sick, i take my siblings to disneyland every year (a place i hate)............i make fun of people and make their lives at school miserable, i embarrass them infront of out peers but when they usually start to cry or become withdrawn i feel sorry for them....but im still a bitch to them. he broke up with meafter i helped jason (a guy i hate, and he likewise, feels the same for me) with his homework, when earlier that dayi made him look like a jackass in the cafeteria infront of his friends. im nice to people untill they piss me off, then after ive embarrassed them, kicked their ass, w/e.....im nice to them. not ill kiss your ass nice, but ya you can copy my math homework nice

and as far as self confidence goes............ive been told i have to much

[ELement]

This is a easy question LOOK AT MY AVATAR! Are they fak? DUNNO!
Do I care? NO!

LOL:)

[ELement]

Originally posted by ELement
This is a easy question LOOK AT MY AVATAR! Are they fak? DUNNO!
Do I care? NO!

LOL:)
OOOPZ I MEAN are they FAKE? dunno
Do I care? NO!
LOL

[cheebacheeba]

Exact opposite in every way, and, chew, right?
Not trying to prove anything here...

[Lycanthe]

There are, of course, exceptions, but...

The vast majority of women, no matter what they might say in a poll or a forum like this, really get turned on by a man who is cocky, arrogant, a little bit distant, presents an aura of danger, and who is confident to the point of thinking he's the hottest thing since sliced bread! If he can look at a super hot woman and either sneer or roll his eyes like he's bored, so much the better. That hot babe will pretty much make it her business to rock his darned world!
Oh sure, they SAY they want the nice guy, the sensitive type who is "not afraid of his feelings", the great communicator. But I tell you what, you let a girl be out with a guy like that, and let a dangerous-looking guy start staring at her, and her "nice guy" will get laid that night...simply because she's fantasizing about the other guy.

You can be a nice guy if you want to, but you'll have far fewer dates than the guy who typically treats a woman like a cross between a trophy and a sex object, and who makes sure she knows he could just as easily take her as leave her.

The trash talker, the game player, the arrogant chauvanist, the very thing it's "popular" for women to say they don't like, is the guy who will take your girlfriend from you and get her to do things to/for him that she wouldn't think of doing to/for you (and yes, I mean in and out of bed). I could tell some stories...but nah, it wouldn't be all that appropriate.

I know what I'm talking about because I have been on both sides. I was the nice guy once, genuinely, no faking. But I found my "success", if you want to call it that, increased dramatically once I stopped being so nice. I've kind of settled in the middle lately, but I'm telling you, you do have to be nice, and sensitive, and all those feminine things, but you also have to have a darker side (and I don't mean a HARMFUL side), if you want your lady to be TOTALLY into you.

As I said, I realize there are exceptions to this, but most of the women who have posted to this thread have been either lying or at least shading the truth! ;)

[grappler5]

My fantasy girl hmmmm... she has to have a J-Lo butt, lips like Angelina Jolie, Boobs like Pamela Lee, a body like Jessica Biel.... hmmmmm....wait a minute what kind of fantasy are we talking about????? oh right

[Arioch]

The vast majority of women, no matter what they might say in a poll or a forum like this, really get turned on by a man who is cocky, arrogant, a little bit distant, presents an aura of danger, and who is confident to the point of thinking he's the hottest thing since sliced bread! If he can look at a super hot woman and either sneer or roll his eyes like he's bored, so much the better. That hot babe will pretty much make it her business to rock his darned world!

know what I'm talking about because I have been on both sides. I was the nice guy once, genuinely, no faking. But I found my "success", if you want to call it that, increased dramatically once I stopped being so nice. I've kind of settled in the middle lately, but I'm telling you, you do have to be nice, and sensitive, and all those feminine things, but you also have to have a darker side (and I don't mean a HARMFUL side), if you want your lady to be TOTALLY into you.

As I said, I realize there are exceptions to this, but most of the women who have posted to this thread have been either lying or at least shading the truth!

I 100% agree with you on all these points. Ive seen it happen to me and 3 other of my "nice" guy friends, while 2 of my other asshole type guy friends have NONSTOP women. I mean NONSTOP!!! its so rediculous, i just wish some of them were more honest about what they wanted, so atleast i could know who to avoid. Instead im forced to avoid them all lol:D

[cheebacheeba]

Guess that makes me an exception....

[orangestar]

Tall, Dark, Handsome, Great Eyes...gotta have good eyes
And cares about me, and hilarious!:D

[MichaelMyers]

Originally posted by ELement
OOOPZ I MEAN are they FAKE? dunno
Do I care? NO!
LOL

I do.... I like natural....silicone doesn't feel "right"..... :D

[ELement]

Originally posted by MichaelMyers
I do.... I like natural....silicone doesn't feel "right"..... :D

We all got different opinions.:)

[devilsbackbone]

i would say he would have to have a good personality! i like a guy that can make me laugh! and as far as bodies go i like the skater body! not too buff and masculin little muscle and a nice bottom!!!! and great lips and brown hair brown/green/blue eyes! doesnt matter! and he would have to have alot of piercings and tatoos!!! i love that and his tounge pierced woah thats hot! let me tell u!!!! lol;)

[ds_spoon]

im gettin my tounge peirced:D

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by ELement
This is a easy question LOOK AT MY AVATAR! Are they fak? DUNNO!
Do I care? NO!
LOL:)

U got great taste in a fantasy girl kind a way P.S Nice pic mannnnn lol:D

[ELement]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
U got great taste in a fantasy girl kind a way P.S Nice pic mannnnn lol:D

LOL

[ds_spoon]

trish is so fit man

[ELement]

Originally posted by ds_spoon
trish is so fit man

That's what I say, but in another thread someone said Trish has to much muscle. I don't think so shes PERFECT!:D

[ds_spoon]

to much muscle shes curvy fucking fit mind my language one word 4 her FIT:D

[ELement]

That's what i'm saying I need to get a avatar that gets a view of her a$$ LOL

[ds_spoon]

definitely

[Punkys]

my fantasy guy would be mike from linkin park. i just think he is soo damn hott! but also a guy that is funny, athletic, and that would stay with me thru the good times and the bad times. also a guy that likes piercings and that has spiky hair. i also would have to agree with Lycanthe because i like a guy that is a little bit distant. i dont know why but i really like a guy that doesnt pay much attention to me and that presents an aura of danger. i think those two things are such a turn on.

[hash23]

i personally believe that inner beauty is better than outer beauty... cause fine i do like nice eyes and smile.. and lips and long hair but with age they change.. but for inner beauty it stays with you .. so my fantasy girl would be someone who has a nice sense of humour and is sweet or nice and an amazing person, who shares your problems, etc....ANd i hope to find her one day .. ehhehe :)


Tc and BYes

Hassan

:) :)

[ds_spoon]

a pic of trish:D

[ds_spoon]

another pic of trish:D

[ds_spoon]

now how anyone can say shes not fit i just have no IDEA??

[ELement]

Originally posted by ds_spoon
a pic of trish:D

HEY BUDDIE DON'T STEAL MY FANTASY GIRL! LOL

[Egekrusher]

My fiance. She's grunge/goth, she's a nympho, and she hates people.


I'm in Heaven (or Hell, depending on how you look at it).

[ds_spoon]

is she fit??

[ELement]

Is she fit like Trish?

[ds_spoon]

Originally posted by ELement
HEY BUDDIE DON'T STEAL MY FANTASY GIRL! LOL
hey shes mine 2

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by ds_spoon
is she fit??


....

Not quite. I like em big. :)

[ELement]

LOL@ da_spoon

[Egekrusher]

Man, this place is dead slow.

I'm used to posting at a forum with over 700 active users at any given time... this is like a snails pace.

[ds_spoon]

damn man a bad attitude and what i would call a beached whale!!

only playing no offense:D :) ;)

[Arioch]

my fantasy guy would be mike from linkin park. i just think he is soo damn hott! but also a guy that is funny, athletic, and that would stay with me thru the good times and the bad times. also a guy that likes piercings and that has spiky hair. i also would have to agree with Lycanthe because i like a guy that is a little bit distant. i dont know why but i really like a guy that doesnt pay much attention to me and that presents an aura of danger. i think those two things are such a turn on

Well at last a girl that will tell it like it is. At least your being honest about it and not acting like a nice guy is what you want. I wish more girls thought like you.................except for the whole linkin park thing lol. but you just said he was hot so thats ok, its not like you said they have talent:D

[ds_spoon]

Originally posted by Arioch
but you just said he was hot so thats ok, its not like you said they have talent:D

lol:D

[Pythoness]

Originally posted by Arioch
At least your being honest about it and not acting like a nice guy is what you want.

I've got no problem with people liking a bit of conflict in their relationships. But personally, I date nice guys (and gals) exclusively.

As for the perfect girl? How 'bout Baby Firefly minus the psychosis? Or from more old school horror, I'd have to go with Ingrid Pitt. Yum!

Perfect guy? I'd have to go with Shaun from Shaun of the Dead. I'm a sucker for a great smile. And he seems like the kind who would rather spend Saturday night with some great 80s horror on DVD and a case of hard lemonade than out in some smoky club.

[filmmaker2]

one with a hoochie poochie! hoochie poochie!

;)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Pythoness
Oh, sweet monkey moses! Sorry to hear that, Arioch.

Who the hell leaves a relationship because of a LACK of conflict!? I'll never understand that mindset.

It seems most people associate that kind of thing with women, (and I've dated a couple drama queens in my time) but I once had a guy dump me for his verbally abusive ex. Our relationship, apparently, lacked the drama and antagonism he craved. :rolleyes: *Ahem*...Arioch hasn't been on this forum for about a year, and I don't think he'll ever be back (unless he shows up just to prove me wrong :p...Which I seriously doubt...)....

However, as it turns out, he either wasn't quite the 'nice guy' that he pretended to be, or he decided to stop being 'nice' a few years ago, in order to 'get more chicks'...He's quite the player these days...


Anyway...My point is...For all these guys who say "nice guys finish last"...I gotta wonder...Do they REALLY know what a 'nice guy' is?


Personally, I can't stand assholes, I dealt with that shit for 17 years...Conflict is NOT fun, there are FAR better forms of communication and a MUCH better way to get someone's attention than starting shit...Turmoil sucks ASS...

You wanna get excited, keep someone's attention and expend energy?...You need 'intensity' in a relationship?...You want to keep things from getting 'boring'?...Then FUCK...Don't FIGHT...

I do realize that some people love a challenge, and they actually thrive on the excitement and energy expended in a fight (my ex)...But, that is NOT me (or most sane people)...

All I want...All I have EVER wanted..All I will ever want...Is just peace...serenity...happiness...for my family....Someone who cares, and isn't afraid to show that they care..Someone honest, decent, loyal, intelligent and REAL....Hell, I can even look past 'intelligent', if they've got the rest...The brain makes a better business partner, but the heart makes a better lover...And, the body really isn't even a factor...

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Pythoness
I've got no problem with people liking a bit of conflict in their relationships. But personally, I date nice guys (and gals) exclusively.

As for the perfect girl? How 'bout Baby Firefly minus the psychosis? Or from more old school horror, I'd have to go with Ingrid Pitt. Yum!

Perfect guy? I'd have to go with Shaun from Shaun of the Dead. I'm a sucker for a great smile. And he seems like the kind who would rather spend Saturday night with some great 80s horror on DVD and a case of hard lemonade than out in some smoky club. Heh...I replied to your post before you editted it...Oh well...

[Haunted]

Gomez Adams

[ENTITY2000]

norman reedus:D

[Miss Olivia]

Hey, Rayne....I know what you mean. My ex husband was a full blown nutcase, and boy did he like to fight. Some guys thrive on hurting people who are smaller than they are.
But I can honestly say that I'm not sorry that I went through that experience, because now I know exactly what I will and will not put up with, and it's made my relationships much better.
Because at the first sign of THAT kind of guy, he's out the door.
I'm much happier now.:)

Hmmm....I want THIS guy....strong, magnetic, nature loving and easy to feed.....

[monalisa]

My dream guy, hmmmmm. Well, Otis, minus his necrophiliac, murdering, psycho side. OK a little psycho is alright.

Or someone that looks like this...

[AUSTIN316426808]

So basically, you're looking for a hippie?

[monalisa]

Nope, I just like guys with long hair. But I also like them to be employed and clean. So, I guess Otis would have to get a job and take a shower. Or I'll just go with the guy in the picture I posted. (I wish!)

[AUSTIN316426808]

I was just kiddin, Otis isn't really being a hippie, he's just throwed off and I don't even know who the guy in the picture is.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by monalisa
Nope, I just like guys with long hair. But I also like them to be employed and clean. So, I guess Otis would have to get a job and take a shower. Or I'll just go with the guy in the picture I posted. (I wish!) Check out Peter Steele of Type O Negative sometime...Oooh, and listen to his voice if ya get a chance;)

[Miss Olivia]

I had the Playgirl issue that he posed in....he looks even better with his clothes off.
Yummy.

[monalisa]

Holy Crap! Yah, he'll do. I bet he does look excellent with nothing on! Or actually what I think is even sexier, is no shirt, and jeans on, but unzipped and pulled open with a nice tease of, well...pubies. (sorry, there just isn't another word that describes it!)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by monalisa
Holy Crap! Yah, he'll do. I bet he does look excellent with nothing on! Or actually what I think is even sexier, is no shirt, and jeans on, but unzipped and pulled open with a nice tease of, well...pubies. (sorry, there just isn't another word that describes it!) Actually...I prefer a guy to shave...Peter Steele probably does...But...I wouldn't know :)

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
I had the Playgirl issue that he posed in....he looks even better with his clothes off.
Yummy.


So I've been told and shown way more than warranted. I admit it was funny the first couple of times...''Hey, look there's an article about the Super Bowl.'', but at some point enough is enough.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
So I've been told and shown way more than warranted. I admit it was funny the first couple of times...''Hey, look there's an article about the Super Bowl.'', but at some point enough is enough. Oh...So...DOES he shave? :p :D

[Miss Olivia]

LOL he trims, which is better IMO....bald male genitalia is kind of funny lookin...

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
LOL he trims, which is better IMO....bald male genitalia is kind of funny lookin... You LOOK at it?....Hmmm...Okay....I guess I never really thought of it that way....

Let's just say, smooth shaven skin is MUCH better for things other than 'looking' at it... :)

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oh...So...DOES he shave? :p :D



Very funny, I didn't care to look that long or low so I wouldn't know.

Article about the Super Bowl in the middle of the summer, how the hell did i go for that.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Very funny, I didn't care to look that long or low so I wouldn't know.

Article about the Super Bowl in the middle of the summer, how the hell did i go for that. LOL...Cuz you'd go for ANYTHING that had the words 'Super Bowl' in it...Apparently, everyone knows that :D

[Miss Olivia]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
You LOOK at it?....Hmmm...Okay....I guess I never really thought of it that way....

Let's just say, smooth shaven skin is MUCH better for things other than 'looking' at it... :)

Hell yes I look!!! It's fun to ogle men.
And shaved is great, until it starts growing out...then it turns into Brillo pad city. Women shaved is one thing, but I've had bad experiences with men who shave their crotches.

[Elvis_Christ]

Elvis is in love with:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c319/socialdistortionfreak/distillers-the-brody-dalle-3700840.jpg
http://chribbes.blogg.se/images/brody3_1129802042.jpg
http://www.stifflittlefinger.com/Brody.jpghttp://www.conconi.ws/celine/brody546.jpg

[Violent Messiah]

Heh...All the talk about how some women are attracted to the 'bad boy' reminds me of my ex girlfriend. Found out that she had been cheating on me...A friend saw her and the dude kissing and groping each other at this restruant and called me. So I popped over and slid into the booth with them, and calmly and politely told her she was a deciteful bitch, I was done with her skank ass and that her stuff was in boxes in front of her EX place of residence so she better hurry to get them before the rain completely destroys them. Hell, I even shook the dude's hand and told him good luck with the cheating fuck and oh yeah, the cheesecake there was awesome and I left them sitting there stunned.

The next day she's banging on my door like a lunatic, so I go to one of the upstairs windows and ask her how I could help her. She goes into this tirade about how I've got to be bi-polar or something because she started cheating on me because I was 'too nice' and now I was acting like a souless bastard. So she screams at me for like ten minutes while I'm sitting there looking down on her while eating Doritos, nodding and looking like I actually gave a shit what she was saying, I guess for the benefit of my neighbors that were looking at the spectacle.

Then she flipped the script and went from screaming to crying, something I can't stand. Like a idiot I felt sorry for her and let her in. She's crying, like a sucker I'm consoling her, then hugging her, and then the kissing starts and well...You can guess what happens from there, right? So afterwards, she tells me that she'll be a better girlfriend, she'll be faithful and stuff, and she tells me that now we're back together, she's gonna go get her stuff from her mom's and move it back in, and I say OK, right? Then something nags me and I call her mom and ask her if her daughter's been by to pick up her stuff. She tells me my ex never brought her stuff over, she spent the night with her friend Eric.

Well after that, I calmly call my ex and sweetly ask was she at where she was going yet, and she says not yet, she was almost there. I tell her that when she gets there, get comfortable, because like she fucked me over by cheating, she just got fucked over because we were still over and she's Eric's trouble now. So she starts telling me she never loved me, she needed someone that wasn't so nice, that could be a real man, blah blah blah. Eventually I told her, in a kind way mind you, to go fuck herself, have a nice life, drive safely and hung up.

Skip forward two months later...I get a call from the hospital that she's was in the ER and I was listed as her emergency contact. They won't tell me what's wrong over the phone and I'm curious so I go to see her. Turns out she and her bad boy got into an arguement that escalated into a fist fight and he worked her over pretty hard, blacking her eye, bruising her ribs, and dislocating her shoulder. She tells me her story, then we have a deep, meaningful moment of silence. I look at her, she looks at me, and then I say that its a pretty shitty thing to cheat on me and tell me she never loved me, but then calling me when the guy she cheated on me with decides to slap her around like a cheap fuck on a bad saturday night is just nuts. She starts crying again and ask what she was supposed to do, so I tell her I don't know, but next time she better learn to duck and weave, good luck with her 'real man', and peace out.

I'm a nice guy, but once you screw me over, I'm a vindictive, vengeful nice guy. :D

[monalisa]

It's the HAIR, only the long hair (well, for me anyway). Not the bad boy thing. Cripes if I could find a nice guy with long beautiful hair, I'd be in heaven. Does the musician I posted a pic of look like a "bad guy"? and I'd want an Otis to clean up his act and get a job. :) Pretty funny actually, since he wouldn't be Otis anymore if he did those things. I guess what I'm trying to say is, if you're a nice guy, DON'T STOP! Just grow your hair out. Hehe, j/k, sort of. Unfortunatly, nice people, girls and guys, are usually the ones that end up getting treated like a doormat. Trust me, I know. But that doesn't mean you should stop being a nice person.

[friday13thfan]

wow Someone dug up one of my old threads.. I guess Long blac or blonde hair... I usualy Date emo girls and goths if you can call them that.

[francis488]

A mature one... A Monica Bellucci type of woman..

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by monalisa
Cripes if I could find a nice guy with long beautiful hair, I'd be in heaven. Well...You COULD share mine;)...But..I don't share :p :D


Seriously though...Dustin is the complete opposite of my ex (guess that means I learned what to look out for too, huh?)...My ex was the epitome of 'asshole' (read about Leo, take out the worst traits, multiply them by 100, and you have MET my ex...)..He was a union pipefitter/construction worker, drinker, who loved to pick fights with people (I still have the old truck with the 'man's head-sized' dent in the side of it)...BUT...He makes decent money ($1,200-$1,500 a week)...So, whenever there was a problem, that was the ONLY thing he could say, "I make good money, I work hard..." never even realizing that money didn't mean SHIT to me, and it was ALL he had......He didn't however mention that he spent MOST of that money on himself, while telling me that I needed to "cut down on the bills"...You know, all those frivilous things like electricity, water, telephone, shit like that:rolleyes:

Anyway..I'm, not gonna go on and on (I could), because you guys already know EXACTLY what kind of person I'm talking about...Oh, and he always keeps his hair very short ;p...lol

Dustin, on the other hand, is completely different....He never starts shit with anyone, he can't stand it when people argue, he'll not only leave the ROOM, he'll even leave the FLOOR (goes upstairs), if not the HOUSE...

He doesn't even allow my ex to push him into conflict, and he is very sensitive (which I love, except sometimes he's TOO sensitive, he takes things I say the wrong way, and I hurt his feelings on accident. It makes me feel terrible that he thinks I would WANT to hurt his feelings...But, I wanted a sweet, peaceful guy, I just have to try to be more 'gentle' with him ;))

He only makes about 35% of what my ex made, but he makes sure that all of the bills are paid, and everyone's taken care of, before we do anything else...And most of our 'wasted money' is what's spent on going out to eat with the kids, and horror movies:D

He also plays death metal (killer drums, guitar and bass!), and has long black hair:cool:...AND...He makes me feel shallow, because there are so many times that I look at him, and I can't keep from thinking (and then telling him), that he is so mother fucking sexy!!!...I swear, sometimes I think maybe I should smash in his face with a crowbar, or cut off his tongue and gouge out those deep, smoldering, blue eyes...Maybe cripple him or something...Just so I'll feel better about myself:D...Because it's what's on the INSIDE that counts...DAMMIT!!!!!


That whole 'chicks only go for the 'bad boy' things is bullshit.....It translates to 'Stupid chicks don't know any better, they go for looks, money, and/or a big dick, not understanding that when this is ALL they look for, it's all they usually GET, with an asshole attached'...The 'assholes' knowing that stupid bitches look for those things, figure they don't need anything else to attract a chick, so they can treat them like shit...And, they are usually right, it's pretty damned disgusting

And...Sometimes...The guy pretends to be a 'nice guy', just long enough to get the chick, only showing his true self when it's difficult for her to get away (ie: love, marriage, kids, etcetera) and the chick who THOUGHT she had a nice guy, ends up with an asshole, and the stereotype that 'chicks go for the 'bad boy'

Okay, I'm gonna stop now...That should be enough information to make the point I was trying to make...I'm pretty sure ya got it :)


Yes, the game is complicated...I got tired of playing it...

[Haunted]

Originally posted by Violent Messiah
I'm a nice guy, but once you screw me over, I'm a vindictive, vengeful nice guy. :D

Do you date Witches?
Wanna go out?

:)

Seriously... That is one of the best stories that I have read in a long time. It takes a lot of guts and a lot of nerves to keep people from fucking you over no matter what they do.

She cheated on you. You said, "Nice life." You actually gave her a second chance. She lied again. When this dude turned out to be a real piece of shit, you actually had the balls to say that it was no longer your responsibility to deal with her life, because she "never loved you."

Very few people have that kind of power. I applaud you. In truth, you may have done her more of a favor than kissing her ass.

You should do siminars or something.

I'm still looking for my own personal Gomez Adams... that type of man would be perfect for me: devoted, eccentric, accepting and adoring of the facting that I'm not only a Witch but a little...nutters, supportive, and into kinky and dark sex.

[Zero]

i think i would be my own fantasy perfect boy or girl . . . if only i could stay faithful to me.

[Pythoness]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Heh...I replied to your post before you editted it...Oh well...

That's okay. I'd actually intended to ADD that bit rather than delete the entire thing. But that's what I get for posting under the influence of too much coffee and too little sleep!

I agree with on on the "Nice guys finish last" line. That's such bullshit.

I'm with you on Otis too - if he could just lose the homicidal maniac thing, he's one I sure wouldn't toss out of bed for eating crackers! :D

[orangestar]

what an interesting thread....

I go for traditional tall, dark, and handsome. I like boys skinnier rather than muscular. I like boys who can drink with me, but are not abusive alcoholics. I'm not picky. The only real necessity that I look for is nice teeth. I'll date anyone with nice teeth.

[crabapple]

This is a great thread! I like the dramatic stories and the relaxed stories mixed together....it takes all kinds of stories........'s all good

[Violent Messiah]

Originally posted by Haunted
Do you date Witches?
Wanna go out?

:)

Seriously... That is one of the best stories that I have read in a long time. It takes a lot of guts and a lot of nerves to keep people from fucking you over no matter what they do.

She cheated on you. You said, "Nice life." You actually gave her a second chance. She lied again. When this dude turned out to be a real piece of shit, you actually had the balls to say that it was no longer your responsibility to deal with her life, because she "never loved you."

Very few people have that kind of power. I applaud you. In truth, you may have done her more of a favor than kissing her ass.

You should do siminars or something.

I'm still looking for my own personal Gomez Adams... that type of man would be perfect for me: devoted, eccentric, accepting and adoring of the facting that I'm not only a Witch but a little...nutters, supportive, and into kinky and dark sex.

Devoted? Check.

Eccentric? Double check.

Accepting and adoring about being a witch and slightly nutters? I can work with the witchiness (its a word now) and I like peanuts and cashews, so sure. Check.

Supportive? Check?

Into kinky and dark sex?

OK, now you're just teasing me... :p

Heh, but seriously...Thanks for the compliment. I seriously do not get off on being cold and perhaps slightly callous, but I hate getting fucked over, especially because I treated someone with love and respect.

A seminar, eh? I can see me pacing the stage ala Tony Robinson...

"Friends! You are special! Tell me, when you looked in the mirror this morning, did you see 'fuck me over, please!' on your forehead? When you put on your pants or your skirt or whatever, did you see 'Welcome' on your ass like a doormat?

Of course not! You are special! You matter! You don't have to take the crap they keep handing out! I can help you!!!

Now, if you'll look to the back, you'll see my display table for the books, tapes, cds and dvds you'll need for me to help you...Cash and plastic, checks only with 2 pieces of ID, please..." HA! :D

Oh, and as a foot note to my earlier post, a mutal friend of my ex and I called today. After I told her how funny it was she would call agter I just started thinking about my ex afyer so long, she told me how my ex was doing, but it wasn't pretty. It would seem that she went back to the guy, and more fights ensued, which led to more hospital visits. She refused to press charges or even call the police...Others had to do it. Her nose has been broken multiple times, and she's had her jaw wired after a particularly bad beating. The really sad part is that after all the injuries, she's gotten hooked on painkillers pretty badly.

So tell me...Am I insane that even after what she did to me, I not only feel sorry for her, but wonder if I could've prevented it?

[Haunted]

We all make our own beds, so to speak. I don't think that it's something that you should agonize over. She chose this person over you. You can't make her decisions for her.

However it is very very sad that she is in the situation that she is. The more she allows him to hurt her both phyically and emotionally, the harder it will be for her to extricate herself from the situation. Also, she's creating a pattern for herself... the "cycle of abuse" pattern. In other words, she's going to start associating love, attention, and affection with abuse, pain, and torment.

This in not your fault, nor is there anything you can do about it. She's got to find the courage to get away, far away, from him, get a restraining order, and get some counseling. Her friend is the link she needs. That's the only way that you can help her. Tell her friend to get her out of there.

Were I you, I wouldn't become involved. Old feelings might get stirred up. It would get ugly for both of you really fast, plus you don't need Mr. Clinically Antisocial breathing down your neck. You can't afford to get involved, and I think it would do more harm than good for both of you.

I just hope with all my heart, no matter what a bitch she was to you, that she gets help and gets out before he kills her. No woman deserves that kind of shit.

I'm going to PM you.

[monalisa]

Originally posted by Pythoness
...wouldn't toss out of bed for eating crackers! :D


Yay! Someone else that says that! Cool! :D

[monalisa]

and another one, sorry about the small picture....

[monalisa]

Originally posted by Haunted
We all make our own beds, so to speak. I don't think that it's something that you should agonize over. She chose this person over you. You can't make her decisions for her...


Were I you, I wouldn't become involved. Old feelings might get stirred up. It would get ugly for both of you really fast, plus you don't need Mr. Clinically Antisocial breathing down your neck. You can't afford to get involved, and I think it would do more harm than good for both of you...

I just hope with all my heart, no matter what a bitch she was to you, that she gets help and gets out before he kills her. No woman deserves that kind of shit.



Boy, tough call. If you got involved personally, you'll run the risk of just ending up getting back together and for whatever sick reason, she'll probably leave you again for him. Just my prediction.
Do you know her family and/or friends? Are they trustworthy? If yes to both questions, you might want to talk to them about it and make sure they know about it. Unfortunatly, she probably isn't really going to listen to anybody, we as humans are stubborm by nature (I think) and have to learn our own lessons. But considering the danger she seems to be in, I think a talk with the people you know care about her, might not be a bad thing. And that all depends on your rapport with those people. Not an easy situation.
Just watch out for yourself first, no matter how difficult that may be. Keep us in the loop, we're weird but we're not stupid (don't mean to generalize, but I think most people would agreed with that).

[newb]

MY FANTASY MAN


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/arrogant.jpg

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by newb
MY FANTASY MAN


http://snoot.org/i/wuss/yanni.gif

How much of that Arrogant Bastard Ale have you been drinking dude?

[Violent Messiah]

Originally posted by monalisa
Boy, tough call. If you got involved personally, you'll run the risk of just ending up getting back together and for whatever sick reason, she'll probably leave you again for him. Just my prediction.
Do you know her family and/or friends? Are they trustworthy? If yes to both questions, you might want to talk to them about it and make sure they know about it. Unfortunatly, she probably isn't really going to listen to anybody, we as humans are stubborm by nature (I think) and have to learn our own lessons. But considering the danger she seems to be in, I think a talk with the people you know care about her, might not be a bad thing. And that all depends on your rapport with those people. Not an easy situation.
Just watch out for yourself first, no matter how difficult that may be. Keep us in the loop, we're weird but we're not stupid (don't mean to generalize, but I think most people would agreed with that).

Yeah, I know that it would be a bad idea to contact her for so many reasons in my head...But we nice guys tend to be cursed with a tendency to want to play hero and come to the rescue.

Yeah, I know...fairly pathetic, but there it is.

I guess it would probably be better to get someone else to help her and keep my distance, but she seems to have alienated pretty much all the mutal friends we shared and now hangs mostly with the guy who beats her. As for her family, I hear they've pretty much written her off. I'm considering calling her mom and seeing if she knows what kind shit her daughter's in and just how deep. Dunno what good it'll do, but at least its something.

Anyways, thanks for letting me vent, guys, and thanks for the advice. I know its not quite on topic, so let me get on topic...

My Fantasy Woman

She should be honest, have a sense of humor, be willing to try new things, prefers the night over the day, doesn't always have to 'get me' but at least be willing to try, willing to say what she wants and doesn't feel the need to play games or expect me to read her mind, believes in compromise, respects things I feel strongly about even if she disagrees, doesn't get off on fighting with me, not emotionally manipulative, actually believes in and practice smonogamy, intelligent, sharp wit, compassionate, caring, loving and be willing to give as much to make a relationship work as me.

Oh yeah, knowing how to cook in the kitchen and how to work it in the bedroom (or where ever!) would be a huge bonus... :D

[monalisa]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
How much of that Arrogant Bastard Ale have you been drinking dude?

Sorry honey, but Yanni isn't exactly ugly!

[monalisa]

Originally posted by Violent Messiah

My Fantasy Woman

She should be honest, have a sense of humor, be willing to try new things, prefers the night over the day, doesn't always have to 'get me' but at least be willing to try, willing to say what she wants and doesn't feel the need to play games or expect me to read her mind, believes in compromise, respects things I feel strongly about even if she disagrees, doesn't get off on fighting with me, not emotionally manipulative, actually believes in and practice smonogamy, intelligent, sharp wit, compassionate, caring, loving and be willing to give as much to make a relationship work as me.

Oh yeah, knowing how to cook in the kitchen and how to work it in the bedroom (or where ever!) would be a huge bonus... :D

Contacting her mom, if you have a decent relationship with her, might be a really good idea.

As for the other stuff you wrote, whataya trying to get all us horror women into a cat fight over you? Hehehe, j/k Seriously, you sound lke a sweetheart, and I hope you find what you're looking for. Hell, I hope I find what I'm looking for. why can't life just be easy???

...later...

I just watched Devil's Rejects again. This may sound weird (who, me?) but does anyone else get, like, soothed or relaxed from that movie, or am I nuts? It has a great soundtrack and of course, Otis. But I actually get relaxed watching it. Ah well, whatever works, right?

[Violent Messiah]

Originally posted by monalisa
Contacting her mom, if you have a decent relationship with her, might be a really good idea.

Hmm...That could be tricky. Yhe last time I spoke to her, she was going off on me for breaking up with her daughter, I should've been trying to work harder to save the relationship, how could she be so wrong about what kind of person I am, and so on. I probably should've told her what the truth really was, but surprisingly, I kept my mouth shut. So if she blamed me for the break up, gawd only knows what she'll think about the aftermath.

As for the other stuff you wrote, whataya trying to get all us horror women into a cat fight over you? Hehehe, j/k Seriously, you sound lke a sweetheart, and I hope you find what you're looking for. Hell, I hope I find what I'm looking for. why can't life just be easy???

Awww...I'm blushin' over here...:o See? lol!

But seriously, thanks. I've always noticed that its easier for someone more then likely hundreds of miles away to notice how great a person you are then it is for someone right in front of you. Go figure. And life is easy...Its just the abundance of assholes we meet determined to make it difficult.

Whoa...That was almost deep. I keep this up, people might expect more... :p


I just watched Devil's Rejects again. This may sound weird (who, me?) but does anyone else get, like, soothed or relaxed from that movie, or am I nuts? It has a great soundtrack and of course, Otis. But I actually get relaxed watching it. Ah well, whatever works, right?

It is rather cathartic, I've noticed... Kind of gives the same stress releasing feeling I get when I'm online playing a game of Halo 2 and run up to someone with a shotgun blast to their face.

Ahhh...Good times, good times. :D

[tarcher80]

female, 5'6, chiseled features, black hair (preferably italian/spanish) doe eyes, b-cup, athletic, apple ass, tan, goofy, cultured, intelligent, fashionable, loves horror movies... is that too much to ask?

[Miss Olivia]

Sounds like you should move to California.

[tarcher80]

that's out of the question. i love the east coast. i can cross-off the tan part (that's a little picky). i don't mind pale girls, ie: Brody Armstrong = hot, but prefer a little color, a little spice.

[Miss Olivia]

LOL then how about south Florida? I've vacationed there a few times, and you're describing about half the female population....

[tarcher80]

living in atl. leaves that option open :rolleyes:

[Miss Olivia]

Now I understand everything.:rolleyes:

[Miss Olivia]

This is a beautiful specimen of a man.

[Haunted]

His physique is delectable, but there's something about his face that I don't like. Plus, he doesn't seem all that intelligent.

However, his physique... I might forget for a few hours...

[crabapple]

I got mine here. I would have to say, Silvia Tortosa as she appeared in "Horror Express." She's a dream boat!!

[Angelakillsluts]

haha I saw someone that looked exactly like Vin Diesel a few months ago. My friend and I were laughing at the likeness, I think he might have had bigger muscles though haha. As far as Vin Diesel being sexy... I don't think he is at all. His face, his acting skills, and boobs just don't do it for me.






http://www.filmweb.no/multimedia/archive/00090/Paul_Walker_i_Into_t_90352c.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/Caroline_AKS/17a.jpg

ah perfection. :D

[Miss Olivia]

Originally posted by Haunted
His physique is delectable, but there's something about his face that I don't like. Plus, he doesn't seem all that intelligent.

However, his physique... I might forget for a few hours...

He doesn't have to be smart for what I want to do to him....;)
Plus that gravelly voice makes me all tingly...I don't usually go for the swelled up rockheads, but the first time I saw Pitch Black I wanted to lock him in my basement and do TERRIBLE things to him...:eek:

[monalisa]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
He doesn't have to be smart for what I want to do to him....;)
Plus that gravelly voice makes me all tingly...I don't usually go for the swelled up rockheads, but the first time I saw Pitch Black I wanted to lock him in my basement and do TERRIBLE things to him...:eek:

terrible things, heheheh, yah, I'm sure he would just hate it! NOT! :p

Vin Diesel is OK as long as he doesn't talk too much. He's a bit of a lunk head when he talks, not always, but it's common!:eek: But he does have a nice body!

[crabapple]

There are many bad girls of very questionable morals here...!

[Angelakillsluts]

Vin Diesel to me is proof that someone invented a time machine. They went back to the stone age and brought back a souvenir. :D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
He doesn't have to be smart for what I want to do to him....;)
Tsk Tsk Tsk....Girls...You are completely downplaying the importance of intelligence...The BRAIN is the most important sex organ...



It doesn't matter what he's got...If he's too stupid to know what to do with it...:rolleyes: ....Look past the big muscles (which turn me off, and NO that is not a comment about physical appearance...It's about attitude and personality, if a guy has giant muscles, he has spent WAY too much time on himself...I can't stand shallow, self-centered, people...They tend to be inconsiderate assholes)...And, yeah I like long hair, but not for how it LOOKS, more for what you can do with it ;)....Okay, I'm getting offtrack...

Anyway...My point is...look past the pretty wrapping paper...The gift is INSIDE...

You girls should give an intellectual geek/nerd/dweeb a chance sometime...You may be quite pleasantly surprised :)

[newb]

Blood is right.....love me for my brain.
http://www.georgecoghill.com/illo/images/illustration/_personal/nerd.png

who cares if I have a two inch pecker.

[crabapple]

Dirty Birdies!

[Miss Olivia]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Tsk Tsk Tsk....Girls...You are completely downplaying the importance of intelligence...The BRAIN is the most important sex organ...



It doesn't matter what he's got...If he's too stupid to know what to do with it...:rolleyes: ....Look past the big muscles (which turn me off, and NO that is not a comment about physical appearance...It's about attitude and personality, if a guy has giant muscles, he has spent WAY too much time on himself...I can't stand shallow, self-centered, people...They tend to be inconsiderate assholes)...And, yeah I like long hair, but not for how it LOOKS, more for what you can do with it ;)....Okay, I'm getting offtrack...

Anyway...My point is...look past the pretty wrapping paper...The gift is INSIDE...

You girls should give an intellectual geek/nerd/dweeb a chance sometime...You may be quite pleasantly surprised :)

But that's the great thing about being me....I'm attracted to a lot of different types of people. It's not always about the lunkhead in the wife beater with his pecs sticking out a mile. It just so happens that that particular lunkhead turns me on. And anyway, I'd have him chained down so tight he wouldn't HAVE to know how to do anything. I'd probably never marry him in a million years, but I'd sure have some fun with him.

[Miss Olivia]

I think Bob Saget is hot too.

[Haunted]

Every guy I've ever dated has been a nerd. The only dude I've ever loved with all my heart was a computer gamer geek from Sheffield England. He had a scruffy look to him. His nose rather long and pointy. He had big brown eyes. He was also very... very slim.

Inside... He was beautiful. It was the distance thing that didn't work out.

However, now... I want a different flavor of dude. I've been drinking the same brand of coffee since I've had the opportunity to date, and I want something different.

However, allow me to quote Ms. White (Madeline Kahn) in Clue, "Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable."

Okay, that's not true, but I wanted to say it anway.

[GOODandEVIL666]

jessica alba...cowboy suit...sin city...enough said...

[Haunted]

Jennifer Tilly wearing any damn thing she wants

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
I think Bob Saget is hot too.

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[Miss Olivia]

LMAO:eek:

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
I think Bob Saget is hot too. Bob Saget isn't a nerd...He's just a dumbass...Have you ever heard him speak without a script?...That kinda stupidity turns my stomach, and completely turns me off...Sorry...

[Miss Olivia]

What's to be sorry about? Everybody has their own opinion. It's one of the great things about being a human being.
I still think he's cute.:)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
What's to be sorry about? Everybody has their own opinion. It's one of the great things about being a human being.
I still think he's cute.:) Yeah, that's cool...It's just that some people irritate me...Like a rash, deep under the skin, making my NERVES itch....Ya know what I mean?....Sam Kinison, Carrot Top, Paris Hilton, Brittney Spears, Gilbert Gottfried, Bob Saget...


I'm sure everyone has a few people that get to them that way...

[Miss Olivia]

Yep. I feel the same way about Tom Cruise.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Yep. I feel the same way about Tom Cruise. Heh...I made a thread about it...Thanks for the idea ;)

[Dante'sInferno]

Keira Knightly

[IDrinkYourBlood]

I want a girl who is deply in love with horror culter, deeply in tune with cinema (from drama to kung-fu) not afraid to act a little goofy now and then, doesnt take life too seriously, likes video games, has a passion for music (mostly metal), very very dark scence of humor, not affraid of commitment and likes to get freaky in the bed. That would be my ideal lady.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
deeply in tune with cinema (from drama to kung-fu) Damn...Almost made it :D


I can't stand 'drama'...


The rest is me...Kinda freaked me out....But, then again...I'd say that's probably ALL the chicks here at the forum :)

[Haunted]

I know the kind of drama you're alluding to, Rayne, and I think it's crap too.

There are certain kinds of drama that I like... I'm not talking about drama for the sake of drama. I mean like shit that makes you think or shit that just wraps you up in the story. I don't like that hootchie-cootchie Cameron Diaz crap. I've never seen The English Patient. I don't like those movies that are depressing for the sake of being depressing...

Drama that's real... like something you would see on a stage. Watching Shakespeare (no shit). If anyone I knew loved theatre, I would love to go see theatre. That's what I mean by drama.

There are certain dramatic elements in certain horror movies, you know. Silence of the Lambs (if you count it). Psycho uses a lot of drama, for instance when Perkins and Leigh are in his office talking and he's shedding tiny lights into his darkness. Hitchcock could do drama and horror.

[VampiricClown]

Not allowed to post in this thread, sorry.

[crabapple]

hoochie-coochie cameron diaz crap? what is that? I wanna some examples cuz I ain't never seen none o' that.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Not allowed to post in this thread, sorry.

almost an oxymoron, nice try though

[Miss Olivia]

Hehe....

I usually don't care for mushiness, and I don't seek out drama for the most part, but I won't knock it until I see it.
Legends of the Fall wasn't necessarily my type of movie, but after I got over it's appearance, I loved it enough to shed a tear, and I give those pretty sparingly. If it has a good story, I'm pretty open for it.
Of course, five years ago, I wouldn't have even watched it, so I guess there's something to be said for growing up.:)

[AmericanManiac]

Originally posted by mudsliptones
cliche but....My girlfriend
I'm also with this guy, his girlfriend. :p No really I would have to say mine or I wouldn't be getting married to her.

[Haunted]

Originally posted by crabapple
hoochie-coochie cameron diaz crap? what is that? I wanna some examples cuz I ain't never seen none o' that.

There's Something About Mary
In Her Shoes (although I love Toni Colette)
...and some other kissy kissy shit she's done.

You know who really bums me out?? John mother-fuckin' Cusak, that's who. In the 80's he played Lane Meyer, a goofy in a "I would still jump him" sort of way characters. He disapears for a while. When he comes back he's great in Gross Point Blank- a little dark and deadly with a hint of romance in his soul. He was the only reason to watch Conair, because Nicolas Cage sucked (John Malcovich was decent, but I don't know... I couldn't match him and his character). After a while, though...John Cusak started playing these stupid way too romantic movies that sucked.

WHYYYY? I wanted to fuck him so badly for nearly twenty years... (HOLY SHIT:eek: :eek: nearly twenty years... I'm mature now:eek: ) Now he's a bigger pussy than Canoo Reeves.

*sings: Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?*

Oh...adding to my list of women I want to fuck: Lucy Lui. She ain't no Jennifer, but if I can't have Jenny, I'd settle for Lucy.:D

[monalisa]

High Fidelity. John Cusack is in that with Jack Black. I thought that was a hilarious movie. Soundtrack is good too.

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by monalisa
High Fidelity. John Cusack is in that with Jack Black. I thought that was a hilarious movie. Soundtrack is good too.

yeah, high fidelity was a great movie. John Cusack is one of the few actors that alone merit a rental to me, mainly because he's an amazing actor and he isn't in very many bad movies.

[horrorobsessed]

i guess the most ideal person for me would be someone whose not afraid of me. it seems to me that most of the guys i know don't like girls who are smarter than them; also, they probably think i'm just a little bit psycho..........

i'm different, to use a gentler term, but it's not like i show signs of being a future serial killer.

i don't think.

oh well

[monalisa]

Originally posted by horrorobsessed
i guess the most ideal person for me would be someone whose not afraid of me. it seems to me that most of the guys i know don't like girls who are smarter than them; also, they probably think i'm just a little bit psycho..........




I run into that too, I'd bet a lot of us do. We don't seem like stupid lot. :) and maybe a bit twisted. I wouldn't worry about it. I've become sort of comfortable with all my idiosyncrasies.

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by AmericanManiac
I'm also with this guy, his girlfriend. :p No really I would have to say mine or I wouldn't be getting married to her.

Bingo Bango! Sameth hereth.

Btw, did you get the "My Own Little World" thing that's on your 'Location' part of your username from the 'Celldweller' song 'Own Little World'? Just curious.

[a mccuaig]

no such thing as perfect. just want someone that won't care if I have 20 friends over to drink beer and watch b-movies.

[Haunted]

Originally posted by monalisa
High Fidelity. John Cusack is in that with Jack Black. I thought that was a hilarious movie. Soundtrack is good too.

Yes, but it was the ice crystal which rolled and eventually became the snowball of his career as an intriguing and serious actor.

[Miss Olivia]

Hehe....that made me think of Val Kilmer in Willow.

[crabapple]

What's really neat is a girl that likes ZOMBIE MOVIES...I've run into a couple of them but they are few and far between. But they're out there... It's a groove thing...you have to just let your mind relax and go with the zombies, meditate on the zombies, BE the zombies...here is the zombie going up the escalator, here is the zombie fighting with/dancing with the shark. Zombies are actually quite friendly if you get to know them the right way. You know what I'm talking about and you know I'm right, people!!

[Haunted]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Hehe....that made me think of Val Kilmer in Willow.

You know, ol' Val is purdy sexy, but I honestly think that's the sexiest he's ever been. Dunno why. It's the hair...the sword...the devil may care attitude...dunno. Sexy in that movie...the only reason worth watching it.

Incidentally, that's the sexiest Johanne Walley has ever been in a film too. Maybe it was the red hair and her warrior attitude. After that...I never really liked her.

[Miss Olivia]

I agree with you. The hair and the sword, in this case, make the man. I thought it was cute they got married in real life....too bad it didn't last....