Gay or Straight, which ear?

[VampiricClown]

I'm going to get my ear pierced, and I need to know which ear means what. I think I have it correct, but I don't want to make a mistake like that.

And do be serious, if you make me screw up, you're going to pay to fix it.

[XtRaVa]

Both means you're not gay, considering many rap stars have both done who are usually some of the most homophobic people you can meet I'm pretty sure they wouldnt get that done if it was gay.

I think right only is gay (trying to remember back to my school days).

I'd recommend getting both done, or if you only get one done I recommend having a big piece of ear jewellery rather than a single stud which can often look camp.

Good luck :)

[Elvis_Christ]

Get both done with gold earings and grow some stubble and hang out in toilets lots.

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by XtRaVa
Both means you're not gay, considering many rap stars have both done who are usually some of the most homophobic people you can meet I'm pretty sure they wouldnt get that done if it was gay.

I think right only is gay (trying to remember back to my school days).

I'd recommend getting both done, or if you only get one done I recommend having a big piece of ear jewellery rather than a single stud which can often look camp.

Good luck :)

Thanks man, I may just get them both done to be safe. :)

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Get both done with gold earings.

Gold is fuckin' expensive right now. lol

[XtRaVa]

:cool:

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Get both done with gold earings and grow some stubble and hang out in toilets lots.

!!EDIT!! lol

I don't think that's the look I'm going for. :D

[bwind22]

Supposedly if you just pierce your right ear then it means you are gay.






Get 2 in each ear and your nipples pierced. That's the perfect combo to pick up chicks. (At least it worked pretty well for me in college where the girls are drunk & easy to begin with.)

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
!!EDIT!! lol


:) you replied before I had finished typing it haha

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by bwind22
Supposedly if you just pierce your right ear then it means you are gay.






Get 2 in each ear and your nipples pierced. That's the perfect combo to pick up chicks. (At least it worked pretty well for me in college where the girls are drunk & easy to begin with.)

What about the area below my lip as-well? :D

@Elvis
It's because I be quick. -Zoom-:cool:

[The Flayed One]

Originally posted by bwind22
Supposedly if you just pierce your right ear then it means you are gay.






Get 2 in each ear and your nipples pierced. That's the perfect combo to pick up chicks. (At least it worked pretty well for me in college where the girls are drunk & easy to begin with.)

Hey, I have two in each ear & my nipples done. Plus I have a tongue ring. Use to have the eyebrow & nostril too, but took them out for a job. I'll never do that again:mad:

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by The Flayed One
Hey, I have two in each ear & my nipples done. Plus I have a tongue ring. Use to have the eyebrow & nostril too, but took them out for a job. I'll never do that again:mad:

Why is that?

And you reminded me, I need to get those blurbs done.

[The Flayed One]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Why is that?

And you reminded me, I need to get those blurbs done.

Well, it was a cooking job. I was back in the kitchen anyway, but the manager insisted I take out the eyebrow & nostril ring. Both holes grew closed really quick, leaving me out money & facing a piercing through scar tissue now if I want to redo them.

[Miss Olivia]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
What about the area below my lip as-well? :D



I have my lip pierced, and it was the easiest piercing I've ever had done....I also have my tongue and my nose. My nose hurt like hell, but I barely felt the lip at all.

[newb]

I wasn't sure which ear was gay myself.........so to play it safe......

http://www.thescreamonline.com/photo/photo3-4/sammon/images/23.jpg

[Miss Olivia]

Holy shit, that's DISGUSTING...I believe in ornamentation, but that's freaking ridiculous.
Yuuuch.

[Disease]

miss do you read me, /
???

[Haunted]

3 in each ear, used to have my tongue pierced, but have, and will always have, my happy place pierced. It hurt...putting it mildly, but you know...?

[crabapple]

Um..............I thought that getting pierced anywhere was what MADE you gay, you know, started you on the road to gayness.

I'm just kidding.

[ferretchucker]

Left and Both = straight
Right = sometimes considered gay.
same rules apply for nipples and nostrils.

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by ferretchucker
Left and Both = straight
Right = sometimes considered gay.
same rules apply for nipples and nostrils.

Thanks. I believe this has been the most helpful so far.

[Roderick Usher]

If you pierce your right ear and then try to shove it into another man's ass - gay

otherwise, who really fucking cares? It's not like putting a hole in your body is going to change your sexual orientation, and who's business is it anyway?

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Roderick Usher
If you pierce your right ear and then try to shove it into another man's ass - gay

otherwise, who really fucking cares? It's not like putting a hole in your body is going to change your sexual orientation, and who's business is it anyway?

I believe you're out of high school, no?

Plus, I have a gay uncle and don't want anything to do with him and I also have a problem with my dad. He won't let me wear eyeliner, black lipstick or black fingernail polish.

As far as anyone else is concerned, I really don't give a fuck. But until I move out, I have to follow rules.

[newb]

You wanna wear lipstick,eyeliner, and fingernail polish and your worried about an earing making you look gay?









:D just fucking wit ya vamp.

[bloodrayne]

I honestly don't think ANYONE just pierces ONE ear anymore...I believe when the 80's ended, the one ear piercing ended, too...

Most of the people I know have their eyebrows and lips pierced...I believe the nose piercing is kinda going 'out' too

The one below the lip, above the chin is called a labret (pronounced: labray)...Stupid Shane and lots of other people we know have that one, too...

ALL of the guys that we know have BOTH ears pierced...And they all have MULTIPLE piercings in each ear (at least 2 each...I'm not a guy, but I have 9 holes in EACH ear, and Seri has 4 in each ear)...

We know lots of guys with pierced nipples, too, but I don't think it would suit you...Dustin took out his nipple piercings after one of them got RIPPED out...He says it wasn't very pleasant :D

And don't even THINK about the belly button thing...It's old and trashy...No one would do that anymore...Except for my sister, whose a total slut, and even she took HERS out about 6 years ago...

[crabapple]

Your sister's email address please.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by crabapple
Your sister's email address please. Trust me...You don't want ANY part of THAT

[crabapple]

Ahhh, just kidding there.

She must be really kooky though huh?

[Phalanx]

Gay = comfirming or denying your sexuality with an earring...actually, not really gay, more stupid.
Yes, the popular theory is the left ear is safely within straight zone...I'm not sure if the right one actually indicates you're GAY though, I guess that would be the conclusion one would arrive at though.
As for the "both ears" thing meaning you're straight, that's gotta be bullshit started by someone who accidentally fucked up and peirced the other one to feel better about it, 'cos no matter what, IMO both ears peirced comes off as about as feminine as pink underwear. No offense intended, but I'll stick to my theory...and cannot help how I personally perceive the matter.

...am I the only one surprised that someone that looks like VC doesn't know about peircings? I'm sure he'd know enough people with more holes than swiss cheese...evidently, looks can be deceiving.

[ferretchucker]

I totally disagree with your opinion on both ears but oh well.

I think that no matter what ear you have pierced you still know your seuality and its all down to what you want done. However, my views arentshared by everyone. I advise you to get your left ear done if you worry about everyone else.

When I went on a holiday to america in one town i was asked if i was gay countless times because i had my left ear done. It all
depends on where you are.

Also, when you had your "happy place" pierced, desn't that interfear in the bedroom if you know what i mean?

I think that as soon as you get your left ear done you can pierce wherever the hell you like, as long as that leftside is pierced first it's ok in my opinion. But like I said it's down to you.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by newb
You wanna wear lipstick,eyeliner, and fingernail polish and your worried about an earing making you look gay?

:D just fucking wit ya vamp. LOL...ALL the guys I know wear black fingernail polish and eyeliner (including Dustin)...And Many of them wear black lipstick, too...I also know quite a few who wear eyeshadow, usually black or gray...

Get with the times, Newb :p





Here's Stupid Shane, for an example...But, he cut his hair off:

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Phalanx

...am I the only one surprised that someone that looks like VC doesn't know about peircings? I'm sure he'd know enough people with more holes than swiss cheese...evidently, looks can be deceiving.

The main problem is that I don't really know too many people outside of the computer (97% Being Female). So I don't really know too much about piercings.

@Newb
Haha, good point. But with all that shit on, they don't want to risk asking me anyways.

@Rayne
Maybe I should stick with the eighties and get just one pierced. Because I kind of look at it like "Phalnax" does about the both ear thing. And darn...I wanted nipple rings!

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...ALL the guys I know where black fingernail polish and eyeliner (including Dustin)...And Many of them wear black lipstick, too...I also know quite a few who wear eyeshadow, usually black or gray...

Get with the times, Newb :p





Here's Stupid Shane, for an example...But, he cut his hair off:

I'm wearing eyeliner right now. :D

Not sure how well you can see it here:
http://myspace-613.vo.llnwd.net/01135/31/62/1135132613_l.gif

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
@Rayne
Maybe I should stick with the eighties and get just one pierced. Because I kind of look at it like "Phalnax" does about the both ear thing. And darn...I wanted nipple rings! Based on Cheeba and Ferret's posts, I think it's a difference of culture in different countries...Neither of them like the both ears thing, but neither of them are in America...So, like Ferret said, it depends on where you are :)

[The Flayed One]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Based on Cheeba and Ferret's posts, I think it's a difference of culture in different countries...Neither of them like the both ears thing, but neither of them are in America...So, like Ferret said, it depends on where you are :)

True. Almost every guy I know who has one ear pierced has the other.

Go for the nipples too, dude! Just try to make it on a day that you can go without a shirt for the rest of the day. When I got done, the initial pain sucked, but it was over really quick. Then I went straight to work, and about half an hour later, they started burning like someone was holding hot pokers too them:eek: I walked around the restaurant the rest of the day holding my shirt away from my chest.:D

[ferretchucker]

personally i think once your leftis doneyou can do whatever you want. Both ears is cool but not many ofthe people who would comment on something about youthey dont like (I.E chavs) do. You might get taunted a bit but who listens to a chav? Die chavs!

Iapologise to any chavs out there. I am sorry you are a chav. *takes off hat*

[XtRaVa]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...ALL the guys I know where black fingernail polish and eyeliner (including Dustin)...And Many of them wear black lipstick, too...I also know quite a few who wear eyeshadow, usually black or gray...

Get with the times, Newb :p


Thats only because thats the type of people you hang out with. He probably hangs out with people that dont dress like that or wear makeup. ;)

[XtRaVa]

Originally posted by ferretchucker
personally i think once your leftis doneyou can do whatever you want. Both ears is cool but not many ofthe people who would comment on something about youthey dont like (I.E chavs) do. You might get taunted a bit but who listens to a chav? Die chavs!

Iapologise to any chavs out there. I am sorry you are a chav. *takes off hat*

Haha nice pic, although the C around his neck should stand for CUNT not chav :P

[ferretchucker]

agreed. Chavs deserve to be banned from all shops and residential areas.

[XtRaVa]

Also they should be banned from breathing air.

[bwind22]

Am I the only one that doesn't know what 'chav' means?

[The_Return]

Originally posted by bwind22
Am I the only one that doesn't know what 'chav' means?

Was thinking the same thing...

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by bwind22
Am I the only one that doesn't know what 'chav' means?

I'm a bit lost myself...

[hellfire1]

unless he's english, i don't see why ferretchucker would be using that word, since it's british slang, methinks.

edit : which he is, just looked through the rest of the thread. chavs are like wiggers or people who try and act "gangsta". lol why i don't understand is what am i not allowed to have my burberry umbrella when i go to london. little help, ferret ?

[The STE]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
I honestly don't think ANYONE just pierces ONE ear anymore...I believe when the 80's ended, the one ear piercing ended, too...

I only have my left ear pierced

[The STE]

Originally posted by newb
I wasn't sure which ear was gay myself.........so to play it safe......

http://www.thescreamonline.com/photo/photo3-4/sammon/images/23.jpg

oh, that is so gay

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by hellfire1
unless he's english, i don't see why ferretchucker would be using that word, since it's british slang, methinks.

edit : which he is, just looked through the rest of the thread. chavs are like wiggers or people who try and act "gangsta". lol why i don't understand is what am i not allowed to have my burberry umbrella when i go to london. little help, ferret ?

Oh, well "gangsta" I am not, so I should be alright.

Also, I just got my ear pierced this morning. I got my left one done, and I don't even notice it now. My ear is slightly red though.

[PR3SSUR3]

Faggot?

[ferretchucker]

Yes, a chav i s awanna be gangsta who smokes, takes drugs, wears casual sportwear (i.e nike, addidas) and wears needless jewellry that looks stupid. They listen to rap and gangsta rap. Also they vandelize things and do very bad spray painting. Yes they are usually white people and not many people like them. Burbery, as you said, is not a good idea to wear in london as many people associate that with female chavs. Shame, it used to be a good make. Chavs also assume they are better than everyone else. Heres a piccy of one.

[XtRaVa]

Chavs go around saying "BRAP" a lot, and generally speak in other "gansta" ways by spelling everything incorrectly, saying things like "innit" and calling each other "blud".

They are complete scum, but unfortunately more and more are appearing throughout britain. They are also called things like "townies" and "neds" but Chav is the now common name that we all use.

They want to be black, however they are usually extremely racist towards people from the middle-east, who they call "paki" even though they arent usually from Pakistan.

They hate the police, and pretty much anyone who isnt a chav. They like to spend their time hanging around outside shops in gangs, or down the park with a huge bottle of cheap cider getting drunk at the age of 13. The girl chavs are extremely easy, and usually have at least an STD or a child by the age of 14.

I would actually kill one in cold blood if I knew I could get away with it. They are ruining my country which I would die for.

[Phalanx]

Then I think you should.
Kill them. Kill them all, or die trying.
For your country.

Or, yknow, don't...

:D

[friday13thfan]

I only have one peircing right now and that my left ear.. I want to get one in my right and uppoer left but im keeping them on the ears.

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
I only have one peircing right now and that my left ear.. I want to get one in my right and uppoer left but im keeping them on the ears.

HAHA!!! That's how my girlfriends ears are!

[Zero]

Originally posted by XtRaVa
Chavs go around saying "BRAP" a lot, and generally speak in other "gansta" ways by spelling everything incorrectly, saying things like "innit" and calling each other "blud".

They are complete scum, but unfortunately more and more are appearing throughout britain. They are also called things like "townies" and "neds" but Chav is the now common name that we all use.

They want to be black, however they are usually extremely racist towards people from the middle-east, who they call "paki" even though they arent usually from Pakistan.

They hate the police, and pretty much anyone who isnt a chav. They like to spend their time hanging around outside shops in gangs, or down the park with a huge bottle of cheap cider getting drunk at the age of 13. The girl chavs are extremely easy, and usually have at least an STD or a child by the age of 14.

I would actually kill one in cold blood if I knew I could get away with it. They are ruining my country which I would die for.

yo - i say 'brap to dat' - dat ali g guy has a lot to answer for!

[XtRaVa]

Ali G is a legend, but hes ripping it out of chavs, which they dont seem to realise. Anyway his Borat character is my favourite.

Borat the movie coming out soon :D

EDIT: Not sure if you will understand what ripping it means. It's means ripping the piss out of, or in other words, taking the piss. In other words, taking the mickey, get it? :D lol

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by XtRaVa

EDIT: Not sure if you will understand what ripping it means. It's means ripping the piss out of, or in other words, taking the piss. In other words, taking the mickey, get it? :D lol

I do believe you have lost me.

[PR3SSUR3]

They want to be black, however they are usually extremely racist towards people from the middle-east, who they call "paki" even though they arent usually from Pakistan

Hold it!

Are you saying it's okay to call Pakistanis 'Pakis', then?

[ferretchucker]

no, but what he's pointing out is thatchavs call all middle easterns (including indians and chinese) pakis. The thing that i find annoying is that loads of people are becoming chavs because close friends of their do. And more and more of my oldest and closest friendsare becoming them.
I wrote a story for my english exam just totally taking the piss out of chavs. And my teacher is a bit of a rocker so she gave me a 6+ and i was in year 7. Some of the charcters were called Innit O'chav, Issit McBruv and Scumbag Brapenheimer.

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by newb
I wasn't sure which ear was gay myself.........so to play it safe......

http://www.thescreamonline.com/photo/photo3-4/sammon/images/23.jpg it must be a bitch going to bed every night.

[PR3SSUR3]

no, but what he's pointing out is thatchavs call all middle easterns (including indians and chinese) pakis

Q: If it's wrong to call a Pakistani a 'Paki', why can we get away with calling the Scottish 'Scots' (or the British 'Brits') and go for a 'Chinkies' when we fancy a Chinese meal?

Or can we?

:confused:

[ferretchucker]

good point. Personally i never quite saw why that offended pakistanis, althoughi know why not pakistanis dont like it. Good point, i once walked into a chinese and said "I was at USA chicken when i thought, why am iat this cheap place, I'll go for a good meal at the chinky." And the man just laughed. They dont find it offensive. I do however find being called a brit offensive. Im english not british. Britain is the continent i live in (I am one of those people who dont think we should be part of europe and view britain as a continent). Do you walk up to a russian and say "are you asian?" no. So I am Enlish, but I'm from Britain.

Did you get that?

Here is a little picture to show what i think Great Britain should be. As you can see, i have broken up wales and made it the following counties : Wils and Walst set around England. I have moved devon and cornwall up and made it a country called Cornvon. I have not included the R.O.F because i do not view them as a part of britain. Nothern Ireland has becme a county called Irelon just underneath Cornvon. I have also decided to forget a wall and make a river between us and Scotland. Enjoy!